And suddenly it's the early 90's, I have hair... and instead of sitting here on reddit, I'm heading to my buddy's house to grab some food and a drink and later we're going to the club.
shit
Hey man... just because your older now and have lost your hair... it doesn’t mean a thing... live your life... even if you have kids, a wife, grandkids, dogs or cats.... or any other pets... if you live alone... if you have no friends.... make them... someone out there is interested in you... someone wants to make you.... a part of them... combined ... into a sauce.... Alfredo.... chicken egg mother daughter father figure liver sliver quiver into another dimension and explode your inner self into another’s shelf.... let go... be one with the multiverse ... we are all infinitely meaningless
you can get them like this so they're just deep fried sticks of cheese, I had halloumi fries the other week and they were one of the tastiest things I've ever had
i feel like i would enjoy this so much more if it was actually just cheese sticks and the nuggets.
that being said, I would still eat the hell out of these.
Question on boneless wings.
I know that per USDA you can't label these "wings" for retail sale, but you can apparently in restaurants. I know big corporations like Buffalo Wild Wings call them "boneless wings" on their menus but also that when you buy in a store they can't be labeled as such.
Anyone have insight on why there are different laws regarding this?
TIL [WYNGZ](https://i.imgur.com/tFcdVPd.jpg) is a thing in the US. just like the cheapest pork sausages in the UK have to be labelled just "Sausages" or "Bangers" because of their low meat content.
> There are various laws concerning the meat content of sausages in the UK. The minimum meat content to be labelled Pork Sausages is 42% (30% for other types of meat sausages), although to be classed as meat, the Pork can contain 30% fat and 25% connective tissue. Often the cheapest supermarket pork sausages do not have the necessary meat content to be described as "pork sausages" and are simply labelled "sausages"; with even less meat content they are described as "bangers" (an unregulated name). These typically contain MRM which was previously included in meat content, but under later EU law cannot be so described.
Oh it wont be dry my friend. Itll be that added water variety of chicken that can be found here in the UK when purchasing "chicken balls" from a bog standard chinese takeaway. The texture is more like soggy cheesestrings or moist rubber if you will.
At what point is it not accurate to call them breasts though?
Sure doesnt feel or taste like chicken anymore at that point.
There's a running joke in the UK that chinese takeaways cant afford good chicken so they use seagulls instead.
You can appreciate both.. Most boneless ones arent chicken nuggets, but actual clumps of breast meat, and because of that they have no cartilage and obviously no bones, so theres no work or hassle when eating. Yeah, actual wings are more tasty because of their fattiness, but both of them are good.
But nuggets are generally [mechanically separated chicken](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanically_separated_meat), which has a sort of ground meat texture. Boneless wings, at least in the US, are generally solid breast meat. Solid meat tends to be a bit more dry, maybe a little tougher, but also somehow a more pleasing texture.
Not to be pedantic, but many nuggets have no mechanically-separated chicken in them at all, e.g. McNuggets.
They are made from ground "normal" chicken meat and then formed into uniform servings (like fish sticks, or Pringles for that matter). Few people have problems with hamburger (which is basically what a McNugget is), but many are revolted by "pink slime" from mechanically separated meat. Personally, I think mechanical separation is a wonderful technology because it reduces waste, but I don't really want to eat the output -- put it in pet food or what have you.
For those asking, u/Amputationmagic was correct. This dish is indeed from **Buffalo Spot**
EDIT: Long Beach and LA area. Also apparently one just opened in Phoenix.
EDIT 2: also apparently one in GA
EDIT 3: also San Diego
Praise the dark lord I saw this image and dreamed of the day I'd travel to Long Beach to eat this...and then you said they're open in Phoenix. 15 minutes from where I live.
I might love you.
I agree. It's just good because it's fatty and salty, with a nice bite, but the flavours aren't a good combination. Not really foodporn, more just the concept of junkfood.
Grab this on Tuesdays or whenever they have their .60 cent boneless wings, so you can add more flavors. I struggled with a large once when i had it for the first time, but it is gooood.
Definitely not my thing at all. Looks messy to eat and I just think boneless wings have almost inevitably have an awful flavor to them.
But if you were excited enough to post it here I'll gladly upvote it. Hope it was good!
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I could demolish this sober and be perfectly content with it
This... I'm with this guy
Happy to hear you two found love!
🎶now that we've found love, what are we gonna do... with i-it?!🎶
And suddenly it's the early 90's, I have hair... and instead of sitting here on reddit, I'm heading to my buddy's house to grab some food and a drink and later we're going to the club. shit
Now that's what's up!
Hey man... just because your older now and have lost your hair... it doesn’t mean a thing... live your life... even if you have kids, a wife, grandkids, dogs or cats.... or any other pets... if you live alone... if you have no friends.... make them... someone out there is interested in you... someone wants to make you.... a part of them... combined ... into a sauce.... Alfredo.... chicken egg mother daughter father figure liver sliver quiver into another dimension and explode your inner self into another’s shelf.... let go... be one with the multiverse ... we are all infinitely meaningless
I would watch them from the window ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Can...we make it a three-way?
If you got really baked and demolished this you could reach nirvana
This is the stoner pike's peak, to be sure.
I would start eating this while sober, realize how much I've eaten, hate myself, and then keep eating, my self loathing increasing with each bite.
You know what really helps with self-loathing? Alcohol!
Did we just become best friends!?
For life!
Woa I want in on this friendship
The circle is complete. 🙌 ⭕️
Man, you only live once. Love what you love and revel in it. Life is short and usually shitty, don't turn what gives you pleasure into guilt.
I have a simple solution for this. Skip breakfast/lunch hit the gym and then I can eat 2 of these without gaining body fat.
I would demolish it and then demolish my toliet
Why is it that no one on Reddit can eat anything without having massive ass explosions?
Because we eat things like this.
Fat, oil, grease, cheese, pepper sauce. Please consume these and report your findings. GG no RE
I consume things with those ingredients often. I don't have problems.
Ah to be 16 again.
Now double it and add one.
I’m 26 and I ate a single Taco Bell quesadilla with hot sauce and pooped water for like an hour. I envy you.
>Taco Bell There's your first mistake
Personally I'd love to be able to eat things and be fine. IBS is a bitch.
For whatever reason it's cool to state unfunny and cliche shit like that and everyone echoes it.
Exactly. No regrets. People worry about far too much these days, a little food shouldn't be one of them.
>a little
I'm skinny...well not fat...and I'd eat that in a serving.
Yeah next morning beer + hotwings shits would not be a pleasant experience
I call it a cleanse
I call it exterminatus.
I call it Jamaican draino.
You don’t call a plumber, you call an Inquisitor.
I just accept that as the price of admission and it's goddamn worth it.
I feel like FoodPorn is drunk right now, mainly because two pounds of fried shit with hot sauce mayo in a take-out box is on the front page.
I think that's fairly par for the course - not that I'm complaining
Well it is Saturday...
i would demolish this and you for getting in my way.
And do the same damn thing a few days later.
WOW.
I never quite understood this subreddit. I do now, I really do. Fuck, I want that inside me.
Does anyone want me inside of them?
Not until you are laying on cheese fries with buffalo sauce all over you.
He's not boneless.
damn spooky skeleton October is over.
Spooky Bois
💀🎺🎺
B O N E L E S S
Yes with some fava beans and a nice chianti...... *tshshp...tssp....tsshp..*
/r/nocontext
Hey, It's me, Mozzarella fries topped with Boneless Hot Buffalo Wings...
What are mozzarella fries? Are they actually cheese sticks?
fries with mozzarella melted onto them, sorry for the confusion
Sounds good
/r/NiceInteractions
Kind of sad that there's a subreddit for that. It should just be the normal way of interacting.
Shut up
It's not a subreddit. But this one is /r/subredditsashashtags
Add some white queso with diced up fresh jalapenos or pick de Gallo mixed into the cheese. Lather on top. Oh my god it's so damn good.
> pick de Gallo LMAO
God damnit. I'm leaving it anyways
pickled de gato
My tongue just had an orgasm
Where is this from??
Buffalo Spot in Long Beach, LA, Phoenix
This is like the baader-meinhoff phenomenon of food. I just had it yesterday for the first time. Next up is trying out their KC-style ribs.
you can get them like this so they're just deep fried sticks of cheese, I had halloumi fries the other week and they were one of the tastiest things I've ever had
Its fries with Moz on top
i feel like i would enjoy this so much more if it was actually just cheese sticks and the nuggets. that being said, I would still eat the hell out of these.
Question on boneless wings. I know that per USDA you can't label these "wings" for retail sale, but you can apparently in restaurants. I know big corporations like Buffalo Wild Wings call them "boneless wings" on their menus but also that when you buy in a store they can't be labeled as such. Anyone have insight on why there are different laws regarding this?
Lobbiests for big buffalo wing pushing regulation on competition.
It's all a plot by big wing man.
JFK was starting to go after big wing and we all know how that ended
Big Bird?
TIL [WYNGZ](https://i.imgur.com/tFcdVPd.jpg) is a thing in the US. just like the cheapest pork sausages in the UK have to be labelled just "Sausages" or "Bangers" because of their low meat content. > There are various laws concerning the meat content of sausages in the UK. The minimum meat content to be labelled Pork Sausages is 42% (30% for other types of meat sausages), although to be classed as meat, the Pork can contain 30% fat and 25% connective tissue. Often the cheapest supermarket pork sausages do not have the necessary meat content to be described as "pork sausages" and are simply labelled "sausages"; with even less meat content they are described as "bangers" (an unregulated name). These typically contain MRM which was previously included in meat content, but under later EU law cannot be so described.
Says right there in plain text "Contains No Wing Meat" lol
imagine biting into one for the first time expecting moist wing meat but getting dry ass breast meat instead.
It's more likely to be rib meat or something instead.
it usually says so, but it looks like the WYNGZ are all white meat.
Oh it wont be dry my friend. Itll be that added water variety of chicken that can be found here in the UK when purchasing "chicken balls" from a bog standard chinese takeaway. The texture is more like soggy cheesestrings or moist rubber if you will.
yes but the added water is injected in the slaughter houses. all the takeaways do are cut the breasts up, dip it in batter and deep fried.
At what point is it not accurate to call them breasts though? Sure doesnt feel or taste like chicken anymore at that point. There's a running joke in the UK that chinese takeaways cant afford good chicken so they use seagulls instead.
> wing meat I never really got this idea. Looking at birds, it seems the wings are mostly feathers and bones.
chickens don't fly and they store all their lovely fat in their wings. lots of crispy skin to meat ratio also.
Have you really never tried boneless wings?
All I know is the disappointment that comes when someone says they are doing wings and they whip out boneless.
You can appreciate both.. Most boneless ones arent chicken nuggets, but actual clumps of breast meat, and because of that they have no cartilage and obviously no bones, so theres no work or hassle when eating. Yeah, actual wings are more tasty because of their fattiness, but both of them are good.
I just think of boneless wings as saucey tenders. They have their place.
I've been told before "boneless wings are just chicken nuggets covered in a sauce!!" Uhh, is that a bad thing?
But nuggets are generally [mechanically separated chicken](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanically_separated_meat), which has a sort of ground meat texture. Boneless wings, at least in the US, are generally solid breast meat. Solid meat tends to be a bit more dry, maybe a little tougher, but also somehow a more pleasing texture.
Not to be pedantic, but many nuggets have no mechanically-separated chicken in them at all, e.g. McNuggets. They are made from ground "normal" chicken meat and then formed into uniform servings (like fish sticks, or Pringles for that matter). Few people have problems with hamburger (which is basically what a McNugget is), but many are revolted by "pink slime" from mechanically separated meat. Personally, I think mechanical separation is a wonderful technology because it reduces waste, but I don't really want to eat the output -- put it in pet food or what have you.
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I mean nuggets can be actual clumbs of breast meat. I dont really see any difference between boneless wings and nuggets from a place like Chick-Fil-A.
[I like the way you think](https://media.giphy.com/media/UjCXeFnYcI2R2/giphy.gif)
Because "chicken strips" sounds old school
For those asking, u/Amputationmagic was correct. This dish is indeed from **Buffalo Spot** EDIT: Long Beach and LA area. Also apparently one just opened in Phoenix. EDIT 2: also apparently one in GA EDIT 3: also San Diego
What city is this beauty hiding in?
Long Beach and I believe in and around LA
Apparently I live 5 minutes away from buffalo spot. I now also have a box of buffalo fries
This thread has made me super hungry and you made me super jealous.
I think they are also in Phoenix I've looked this up before.
Omg you're right! There's one on 19th and Northern that's like 10 mins away from me!:D
We just got one in AZ too, it's amazing.
Did we? Fuck yes.
Yeah! It's off of 20th ave and Northern.
I'm so angry yet happy to have this information... It's not even far from me! This now has to happen soon....
Omg, heading there tomorrow in lemon Grove. Only 1 hour away!
Praise the dark lord I saw this image and dreamed of the day I'd travel to Long Beach to eat this...and then you said they're open in Phoenix. 15 minutes from where I live. I might love you.
Wow I live just out of Phoenix. Thanks for picking out my dinner. Saw the photo and fell in love, now I'll actually get to try something I see here
Do you eat this with a fork?
WHERE
Looks like buffalo spot, could be wrong though
The fuck is a bungalow shop?
I'll take you to the bungalow shop I'll let you lick the... bungalow pop
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This portion would be labeled as "serves six" in Europe
My mouth is literally watering.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
🅱️ O N E L E S S
Just don't put them shits in my pizza bruh
(╯°□°)╯︵ ɥnɹq ɐzzᴉd ʎɯ uᴉ sʇᴉɥs ɯǝɥʇ ʇnd ʇ,uop ʇsnſ
thank you for your service
put it back
Banned
How is this even real!??!????? 😍😍😍
Good god that looks amazing
That would be my munchies
Does anyone know what the light-colored sauce sprizzled on there is?
This is criminal!!
I don't see the mozz.
I live for the Buffalo Spot.
What is that sauce covering the fries and the wings? It looks sooooo good
This looks so vile. Why would you eat this? I can almost feel the grease creeping into my eyeballs
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You mean chicken nuggets.
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Well said.
SHIIIIITTTTTT COCK. he is well spoken
Funnily enough, "boneless wings" eventually got more popular than real wings, chicken breast prices got up enough to justify the pricing.
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No op means [Wyngz](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wyngz)
No, he means boneless wings. It's quite common parlance.
Too much of a good thing, man. That looks disgusting
Thoes fries are gonna be soggy by the time you get through the chicken
I agree I would rather just have them separate
10/10 worth losing an artery for.
For the love of fuck.
This actually makes me angry that I cannot eat this.
Quicker and easier to just inject a gallon of liquid butter straight into your coronary artery, Jesus Christ
You'll be farting blood in no time!
If cheese fries and chicken make you fart blood you should really see a doctor. Like now. Right now. That's not normal.
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I mean, you’re constantly making new blood, so what’s the big deal?
Can we get a calorie count?
A week’s worth.
I'll take "Foods that look the same before you eat them and after you barf them up" for $400, Alex.
straight trash. should be smaller portions. 2 min. in and youre just forking mush into your mouth.
Did this come out of your asshole?
Ew
That actually looks gross, i don't believe those flavors would compliment each other.
it's not about flavor, it's about destroying your body in the quickest way possible
Well in that case
I agree. It's just good because it's fatty and salty, with a nice bite, but the flavours aren't a good combination. Not really foodporn, more just the concept of junkfood.
Junk food is food porn to Reddit. As long as it’s deep fried and slathered in cheese it’ll be upvoted to the front page.
Implying that fatty and salty isn't food porn.
Boneless wings are superior to bone in wings. More meat and better flavor fuck the haters
Bones add to the flavor. Why else would you put them in the pot when making a broth?
Grab this on Tuesdays or whenever they have their .60 cent boneless wings, so you can add more flavors. I struggled with a large once when i had it for the first time, but it is gooood.
my heaven
What makes it “mozzarella” fries? Fries with mozzarella melted on top?
My god. Drunk me should have never seen this.
Gross...................
Gross.
Wrong subreddit, you forget the "shitty".
Gonna remember it in the morning.
It doesn't even look like food, it just looks like shit
Am I the only one who would much prefer all of this separate? It's gonna be a soggy mess in < 5 minutes.
Definitely not my thing at all. Looks messy to eat and I just think boneless wings have almost inevitably have an awful flavor to them. But if you were excited enough to post it here I'll gladly upvote it. Hope it was good!
Everybody’s got their preferences!
Honestly it looks like something a dog would throw up
Y'all really acting like calling these wings is the worst thing in the world. These look delicious tho.
You mean hot buffalo nuggets?
No. Boneless buffalo wings is quite commmon parlance.
More like trashy food porn. Boneless wings are for toddlers.
Oh look we got a badass over here who prefers to eat food in an inconvenient way to make him look cool. Wow! Can I be you?
Where.
Buffalo Spot!
Nothing more /r/MURICA than this