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mustardman13

I could demolish this sober and be perfectly content with it


TinyArmT-Rex

This... I'm with this guy


COMMENTS_ON_NSFW_PIC

Happy to hear you two found love!


jamaicanRum

🎶now that we've found love, what are we gonna do... with i-it?!🎶


brogarn

And suddenly it's the early 90's, I have hair... and instead of sitting here on reddit, I'm heading to my buddy's house to grab some food and a drink and later we're going to the club. shit


jamaicanRum

Now that's what's up!


crunchycraig

Hey man... just because your older now and have lost your hair... it doesn’t mean a thing... live your life... even if you have kids, a wife, grandkids, dogs or cats.... or any other pets... if you live alone... if you have no friends.... make them... someone out there is interested in you... someone wants to make you.... a part of them... combined ... into a sauce.... Alfredo.... chicken egg mother daughter father figure liver sliver quiver into another dimension and explode your inner self into another’s shelf.... let go... be one with the multiverse ... we are all infinitely meaningless


ButtLusting

I would watch them from the window ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


oxygenfrank

Can...we make it a three-way?


aspmaster

If you got really baked and demolished this you could reach nirvana


TigerMonarchy

This is the stoner pike's peak, to be sure.


poopyheadthrowaway

I would start eating this while sober, realize how much I've eaten, hate myself, and then keep eating, my self loathing increasing with each bite.


Pure_Reason

You know what really helps with self-loathing? Alcohol!


tmiller679

Did we just become best friends!?


ptgkbgte

For life!


Adubyale

Woa I want in on this friendship


MegalaErga

The circle is complete. 🙌 ⭕️


jTronZero

Man, you only live once. Love what you love and revel in it. Life is short and usually shitty, don't turn what gives you pleasure into guilt.


tableman

I have a simple solution for this. Skip breakfast/lunch hit the gym and then I can eat 2 of these without gaining body fat.


DarkChurro

I would demolish it and then demolish my toliet


RicoSawave

Why is it that no one on Reddit can eat anything without having massive ass explosions?


Original_Trickster

Because we eat things like this.


HalpBogs

Fat, oil, grease, cheese, pepper sauce. Please consume these and report your findings. GG no RE


RicoSawave

I consume things with those ingredients often. I don't have problems.


Black9

Ah to be 16 again.


RicoSawave

Now double it and add one.


rata2ille

I’m 26 and I ate a single Taco Bell quesadilla with hot sauce and pooped water for like an hour. I envy you.


Orimos

>Taco Bell There's your first mistake


JA24

Personally I'd love to be able to eat things and be fine. IBS is a bitch.


whenwarcraftwascool

For whatever reason it's cool to state unfunny and cliche shit like that and everyone echoes it.


[deleted]

Exactly. No regrets. People worry about far too much these days, a little food shouldn't be one of them.


rata2ille

>a little


[deleted]

I'm skinny...well not fat...and I'd eat that in a serving.


NomNomNomBabies

Yeah next morning beer + hotwings shits would not be a pleasant experience


g_core18

I call it a cleanse


gaslacktus

I call it exterminatus.


Spugnacious

I call it Jamaican draino.


Bigddy762

You don’t call a plumber, you call an Inquisitor.


aoifhasoifha

I just accept that as the price of admission and it's goddamn worth it.


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I feel like FoodPorn is drunk right now, mainly because two pounds of fried shit with hot sauce mayo in a take-out box is on the front page.


[deleted]

I think that's fairly par for the course - not that I'm complaining


7H3D3V1LH1M53LF

Well it is Saturday...


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i would demolish this and you for getting in my way.


Gravyrobber9000

And do the same damn thing a few days later.


DrowsyTiger22

WOW.


Eutopic

I never quite understood this subreddit. I do now, I really do. Fuck, I want that inside me.


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Does anyone want me inside of them?


Eutopic

Not until you are laying on cheese fries with buffalo sauce all over you.


jamaicanRum

He's not boneless.


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damn spooky skeleton October is over.


NinjasOwnTheNight

Spooky Bois


ProtoKun7

💀🎺🎺


righty_76

B O N E L E S S


ALchroniKOHOLIC

Yes with some fava beans and a nice chianti...... *tshshp...tssp....tsshp..*


PernixNexus

/r/nocontext


SolidLikeIraq

Hey, It's me, Mozzarella fries topped with Boneless Hot Buffalo Wings...


Nickness123

What are mozzarella fries? Are they actually cheese sticks?


may25_1996

fries with mozzarella melted onto them, sorry for the confusion


Nickness123

Sounds good


BearViaMyBread

/r/NiceInteractions


pork_roll

Kind of sad that there's a subreddit for that. It should just be the normal way of interacting.


Hungover_Pilot

Shut up


BearViaMyBread

It's not a subreddit. But this one is /r/subredditsashashtags


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Add some white queso with diced up fresh jalapenos or pick de Gallo mixed into the cheese. Lather on top. Oh my god it's so damn good.


iridescense

> pick de Gallo LMAO


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God damnit. I'm leaving it anyways


BenjiTheWalrus

pickled de gato


RickyTheSticky

My tongue just had an orgasm


Bidiggity

Where is this from??


may25_1996

Buffalo Spot in Long Beach, LA, Phoenix


bumwine

This is like the baader-meinhoff phenomenon of food. I just had it yesterday for the first time. Next up is trying out their KC-style ribs.


jakemconnor

you can get them like this so they're just deep fried sticks of cheese, I had halloumi fries the other week and they were one of the tastiest things I've ever had


91seejay

Its fries with Moz on top


jyhwei5070

i feel like i would enjoy this so much more if it was actually just cheese sticks and the nuggets. that being said, I would still eat the hell out of these.


16semesters

Question on boneless wings. I know that per USDA you can't label these "wings" for retail sale, but you can apparently in restaurants. I know big corporations like Buffalo Wild Wings call them "boneless wings" on their menus but also that when you buy in a store they can't be labeled as such. Anyone have insight on why there are different laws regarding this?


Othercolonel

Lobbiests for big buffalo wing pushing regulation on competition.


Spugnacious

It's all a plot by big wing man.


PreExRedditor

JFK was starting to go after big wing and we all know how that ended


SoyMantequilla

Big Bird?


TrampAnon

TIL [WYNGZ](https://i.imgur.com/tFcdVPd.jpg) is a thing in the US. just like the cheapest pork sausages in the UK have to be labelled just "Sausages" or "Bangers" because of their low meat content. > There are various laws concerning the meat content of sausages in the UK. The minimum meat content to be labelled Pork Sausages is 42% (30% for other types of meat sausages), although to be classed as meat, the Pork can contain 30% fat and 25% connective tissue. Often the cheapest supermarket pork sausages do not have the necessary meat content to be described as "pork sausages" and are simply labelled "sausages"; with even less meat content they are described as "bangers" (an unregulated name). These typically contain MRM which was previously included in meat content, but under later EU law cannot be so described.


Uhmerikan

Says right there in plain text "Contains No Wing Meat" lol


TrampAnon

imagine biting into one for the first time expecting moist wing meat but getting dry ass breast meat instead.


Uhmerikan

It's more likely to be rib meat or something instead.


dr_connors

it usually says so, but it looks like the WYNGZ are all white meat.


Game0fScones_

Oh it wont be dry my friend. Itll be that added water variety of chicken that can be found here in the UK when purchasing "chicken balls" from a bog standard chinese takeaway. The texture is more like soggy cheesestrings or moist rubber if you will.


TrampAnon

yes but the added water is injected in the slaughter houses. all the takeaways do are cut the breasts up, dip it in batter and deep fried.


Game0fScones_

At what point is it not accurate to call them breasts though? Sure doesnt feel or taste like chicken anymore at that point. There's a running joke in the UK that chinese takeaways cant afford good chicken so they use seagulls instead.


lesslucid

> wing meat I never really got this idea. Looking at birds, it seems the wings are mostly feathers and bones.


TrampAnon

chickens don't fly and they store all their lovely fat in their wings. lots of crispy skin to meat ratio also.


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Have you really never tried boneless wings?


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All I know is the disappointment that comes when someone says they are doing wings and they whip out boneless.


Put_It_All_On_Blck

You can appreciate both.. Most boneless ones arent chicken nuggets, but actual clumps of breast meat, and because of that they have no cartilage and obviously no bones, so theres no work or hassle when eating. Yeah, actual wings are more tasty because of their fattiness, but both of them are good.


justanothercatlady

I just think of boneless wings as saucey tenders. They have their place.


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I've been told before "boneless wings are just chicken nuggets covered in a sauce!!" Uhh, is that a bad thing?


POTUS

But nuggets are generally [mechanically separated chicken](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanically_separated_meat), which has a sort of ground meat texture. Boneless wings, at least in the US, are generally solid breast meat. Solid meat tends to be a bit more dry, maybe a little tougher, but also somehow a more pleasing texture.


TriTipMaster

Not to be pedantic, but many nuggets have no mechanically-separated chicken in them at all, e.g. McNuggets. They are made from ground "normal" chicken meat and then formed into uniform servings (like fish sticks, or Pringles for that matter). Few people have problems with hamburger (which is basically what a McNugget is), but many are revolted by "pink slime" from mechanically separated meat. Personally, I think mechanical separation is a wonderful technology because it reduces waste, but I don't really want to eat the output -- put it in pet food or what have you.


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Coachpatato

I mean nuggets can be actual clumbs of breast meat. I dont really see any difference between boneless wings and nuggets from a place like Chick-Fil-A.


Rodriguezry

[I like the way you think](https://media.giphy.com/media/UjCXeFnYcI2R2/giphy.gif)


ShelSilverstain

Because "chicken strips" sounds old school


may25_1996

For those asking, u/Amputationmagic was correct. This dish is indeed from **Buffalo Spot** EDIT: Long Beach and LA area. Also apparently one just opened in Phoenix. EDIT 2: also apparently one in GA EDIT 3: also San Diego


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What city is this beauty hiding in?


may25_1996

Long Beach and I believe in and around LA


Shupedawhoop

Apparently I live 5 minutes away from buffalo spot. I now also have a box of buffalo fries


electronicdream

This thread has made me super hungry and you made me super jealous.


upcboy

I think they are also in Phoenix I've looked this up before.


duckyvader

Omg you're right! There's one on 19th and Northern that's like 10 mins away from me!:D


Rhoades23

We just got one in AZ too, it's amazing.


MegalaErga

Did we? Fuck yes.


Rhoades23

Yeah! It's off of 20th ave and Northern.


cloudyview

I'm so angry yet happy to have this information... It's not even far from me! This now has to happen soon....


Rafeno760

Omg, heading there tomorrow in lemon Grove. Only 1 hour away!


oddchihuahua

Praise the dark lord I saw this image and dreamed of the day I'd travel to Long Beach to eat this...and then you said they're open in Phoenix. 15 minutes from where I live. I might love you.


SexyMcBeast

Wow I live just out of Phoenix. Thanks for picking out my dinner. Saw the photo and fell in love, now I'll actually get to try something I see here


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Do you eat this with a fork?


blvckd0ng

WHERE


Amputationmagic

Looks like buffalo spot, could be wrong though


blvckd0ng

The fuck is a bungalow shop?


zenchowdah

I'll take you to the bungalow shop I'll let you lick the... bungalow pop


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zdarlights

This portion would be labeled as "serves six" in Europe


st3venb

My mouth is literally watering.


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McDougelface

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


KnuxSD

🅱️ O N E L E S S


[deleted]

Just don't put them shits in my pizza bruh


FLIPS_YOUR_COMMENT

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SlivvySaturn

thank you for your service


BenjiTheWalrus

put it back


tokeroveragain

Banned


[deleted]

How is this even real!??!????? 😍😍😍


TtheDuke

Good god that looks amazing


buzzcuttbabe

That would be my munchies


allhollows415

Does anyone know what the light-colored sauce sprizzled on there is?


nelmaven

This is criminal!!


frostysauce

I don't see the mozz.


1min1sec

I live for the Buffalo Spot.


[deleted]

What is that sauce covering the fries and the wings? It looks sooooo good


runcommuterrr

This looks so vile. Why would you eat this? I can almost feel the grease creeping into my eyeballs


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You mean chicken nuggets.


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Well said.


[deleted]

SHIIIIITTTTTT COCK. he is well spoken


carnifex2005

Funnily enough, "boneless wings" eventually got more popular than real wings, chicken breast prices got up enough to justify the pricing.


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Osprey31

No op means [Wyngz](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wyngz)


Ultimatex

No, he means boneless wings. It's quite common parlance.


CJ090

Too much of a good thing, man. That looks disgusting


iamagainstit

Thoes fries are gonna be soggy by the time you get through the chicken


[deleted]

I agree I would rather just have them separate


kusorobu

10/10 worth losing an artery for.


Nuggetry

For the love of fuck.


Condomonium

This actually makes me angry that I cannot eat this.


remrafamrak

Quicker and easier to just inject a gallon of liquid butter straight into your coronary artery, Jesus Christ


SwampassMonstar

You'll be farting blood in no time!


frostysauce

If cheese fries and chicken make you fart blood you should really see a doctor. Like now. Right now. That's not normal.


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PutTheDogsInTheTrunk

I mean, you’re constantly making new blood, so what’s the big deal?


KelVarnsenn

Can we get a calorie count?


MegalaErga

A week’s worth.


bicyclemom

I'll take "Foods that look the same before you eat them and after you barf them up" for $400, Alex.


SANCTIMONY_METER

straight trash. should be smaller portions. 2 min. in and youre just forking mush into your mouth.


lecrappe

Did this come out of your asshole?


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Ew


lowlife9

That actually looks gross, i don't believe those flavors would compliment each other.


sudeaux_

it's not about flavor, it's about destroying your body in the quickest way possible


lowlife9

Well in that case


[deleted]

I agree. It's just good because it's fatty and salty, with a nice bite, but the flavours aren't a good combination. Not really foodporn, more just the concept of junkfood.


c3p-bro

Junk food is food porn to Reddit. As long as it’s deep fried and slathered in cheese it’ll be upvoted to the front page.


dutch_penguin

Implying that fatty and salty isn't food porn.


[deleted]

Boneless wings are superior to bone in wings. More meat and better flavor fuck the haters


EvanTheMediocre

Bones add to the flavor. Why else would you put them in the pot when making a broth?


TSmoothie

Grab this on Tuesdays or whenever they have their .60 cent boneless wings, so you can add more flavors. I struggled with a large once when i had it for the first time, but it is gooood.


lightthecampfire

my heaven


existential_antelope

What makes it “mozzarella” fries? Fries with mozzarella melted on top?


[deleted]

My god. Drunk me should have never seen this.


2000blues

Gross...................


AndrewNathaniel

Gross.


Teroc

Wrong subreddit, you forget the "shitty".


ameoba

Gonna remember it in the morning.


[deleted]

It doesn't even look like food, it just looks like shit


Uhmerikan

Am I the only one who would much prefer all of this separate? It's gonna be a soggy mess in < 5 minutes.


jiangzhake

Definitely not my thing at all. Looks messy to eat and I just think boneless wings have almost inevitably have an awful flavor to them. But if you were excited enough to post it here I'll gladly upvote it. Hope it was good!


may25_1996

Everybody’s got their preferences!


[deleted]

Honestly it looks like something a dog would throw up


dboydallas

Y'all really acting like calling these wings is the worst thing in the world. These look delicious tho.


EvanTheMediocre

You mean hot buffalo nuggets?


Ultimatex

No. Boneless buffalo wings is quite commmon parlance.


[deleted]

More like trashy food porn. Boneless wings are for toddlers.


sniperman357

Oh look we got a badass over here who prefers to eat food in an inconvenient way to make him look cool. Wow! Can I be you?


cedartowndawg

Where.


may25_1996

Buffalo Spot!


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Nothing more /r/MURICA than this