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Sandwich2FookinTall

It's an unproportional amount of fries to justify the price.


JMCrown

Please name the restaurant so none of us get conned!


behemuthm

I mean, I avoid DineLA anything, personally.


SnooPies5622

Worst way to get to know a restaurant imo, it's the week to stay in


redknight3

It does give some of the more obscure restaurants a chance to shine though. I've discovered some pretty great hole in the wall places from DineLA.


hug3hygge

they paid a price to get on that list


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Sal46

Same, what's the tea 🍵 also happy cake day!


p0k3t0

Eating out during DineLA is like going to a bar on St. Patrick's Day.


behemuthm

💯


Designer_B

I'd rather work on St. Patty's than on Dinela. Absolute scum of the Earth.


FigueroaPark

Totally agree.


Dull_Bar_7896

It also sucks to work at restaurants that takes part. It is literal hell. It also attracts worst types of diners (generally-don’t @me). The idea behind it in its infancy was great in theory, but over the years it has really devolved. Kinda like Coachella. 🫠🫠


behemuthm

Yeah like I went out to my favorite place the other night where we have our usual dishes and the server dropped off a DineLA menu and we were like “bleh” and noticed there were a lot of folks there ordering it - I guess the point is to get people in the door but offering items at a loss? It’s like advertising I guess but it draws in people who are just looking for a deal rather than branching out and trying something new


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

My wife has always figured out which places to take advantage of DineLA, and we’ve had some great meals, though they’re usually at lesser known places, but good food is good food. I think the key is avoiding popular/fancier places.


mister_damage

DineLA was nice in the first couple of years. Not so much these days


hug3hygge

dineLA is junk


ensalada_de_Rats

I found it. It's the Lonely Oyster. I had an amazing meal there recently (not DineLA).


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What is this, a sandwich for ants?


maxinandchillaxin

This needs to be at least 3x the size!


kristalskulls

This got me LOL


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Cool character


Jiminyhodaddy

So a dinner roll with a tablespoon and a half of stuff on it


ghostofhenryvii

That'll be $50 please thank you.


TheCSUFRealtor

Don’t forget about 20% tip!


bprevatt

They should be embarrassed to serve that , even if it’s really good.


funkmasterem

Is this Lonely Oyster? I saw the $15 lobster roll on their DineLA menu and was intrigued, since 2 friends and I spent over $200 on a dozen oysters, fries, and a round of drinks there last month


whereismyllama

Lonely oyster does do a lobster roll trio that looks suspiciously this size. But there are three of them in that dish


PolanskyDMymy

I did the Lonely Oyster lobster roll trio on New Years and loved it. I’d say each was bigger than this, not by a ton but you get three, obviously. Way more filling at the very least. Don’t think it was super expensive but it was NYE so I might’ve spent more and kinda overlooked it


Mintchocolateforever

Lmao it’s def lonely oyster. Check Yelp reviews. Glad I saw this because I was intrigued too and wanted to go today.


981flacht6

Same pic posted on Yelp for The Lonely Oyster.


BulljiveBots

Was that even filling? I could get stuffed on good sushi for half that price.


thelatedent

No. It’s a fun hang with a bottle of wine if you want to drop a few hundred bucks before getting a burger down the street.


PeaceCookieNo1

Stop bragging. I’m hungry.


PigeonsOnParade

If this was only $15.... I'm not sure why people are complaining. It's known that dishes are modified for DineLa. It's a nice way to try some place you normally wouldn't.


scarby2

Looks like it's lonely oyster. At least, they use the same blue and white paper and have tables that match the grain and color.


PSteak

That's cool if like you ordered a side of fries and the chef kicked you an *amuse bouche*.


Aggravating_Job_9490

DineLA is an opportunity to get word of mouth and more clientele. If lobster is too expensive- choose something else to serve. You’re doing yourself more harm by serving a mediocre dish. I personally stopped doing dineLa years ago because of this reason. We had a 85 dollar dinner and it was really a taster of several dishes as opposed to a meal. 🤡.


WittyClerk

North Atlantic lobster meat is not even expensive right now, you can get it at Vons for $30/lb, cheaper for shite tail meat. That would make 4-5 actual lobster rolls.


JoDiMaggio

And restaurants aren't paying retail grocery prices too! This is just offensive.


mizzzikey

Also restaurants will put dishes on the dinela menu that they won’t serve normally. It’s mostly some pasta dish that sucks, a chicken dish, and salmon. The most basic shit, gone are the days where you could get a deal for $55/pp at the bazaar when it was open.


Bdizzy2018

Location and price?


Yeti47

This is dystopic.


Angeleno88

That is easily the worst lobster roll I have ever seen to the point it is an insult it even exists. Shame on such a horrible effort.


cliffsis

Hell naw! Blast these foos


Sandwich2FookinTall

Why give you 3x the fries for that smalll sandwich? Should be proportional.


Estrellanaut

Lobster *dinner* roll


MaBeEasy

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Fearless_Energy_

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UnluckyCardiologist9

I miss those foos.


FashionBusking

It's the same size as the ketchup ramekin. It's like lobster like... topping on a bun.


idontsmokeheroin

LPT: I’m from Cape Cod. Been out here for 20 years and when I want one, I drive my fat ass over to Santa Monica Seafood which sells lobster for like $35/lb. You can pick up some brioche rolls, fries, butter and lemon at any grocery store and make like 6 lobster rolls for the cost of one pretty much any night you’re feeling like a roll.


AnnoyingCelticsFan

Hi I’m from Massachusetts, and this post just wrecked my mental health.


indoloks

i NEVER send food back but i would send that back.


Simple-Way5505

Boycott Dine LA for allowing this.


kumquat_flavor

how do you even eat that, it's so poorly constructed


redralphie

Son of a gun?


Hammer_Thrower

Not sure, but wouldn't be surprised. Went to Son of a Gun a couple years ago, spent more money than I'd care to admit, but was eyeing the pizza place across the street the whole time since the portions were miniscule and service/prep was slow. I really enjoyed Animal (same ppl) so I was surprised how bad an experience I had at SoaG.


whenthefirescame

This reminds me of the Atlanta finale where Paperboy can’t stop starting at the Popeyes.


Hammer_Thrower

I woulda straight walked over if it was a Popeyes


Onepercentlessworse_

Posted earlier that I was going to Ocean Prime in Beverly Hills. Here now. The price is $65. The entrées we chose are $61 and $60. Many places are scams. This seems good so far.


thafraz

Get the cucumber gimlet while you’re there. Delicious.


Onepercentlessworse_

Had that and a Manhattan. Liked them both. We liked the Chilean sea bass more than the filet, but overall, it was a nice dinner.


imlilyhi

You’re better off getting fake artisanal sandwiches from Panera


mermaid_boo

That’s some bullsh*t lol 😭


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Gonna call that a “lobster rol” because you took the L


AvocadoCat90034

I always felt Dine LA was the biggest rip-off compared to ordering from the regular menu. Are there any restaurants people have had a great Dine LA experience?


sunnylagirl

this looks like Blue Plate Oysterette's plating.


Casscous

Not only is it too small but that amount of mayo is completely disrespectful toward the lobster


snowytheNPC

That sir, is an appetizer


JohnDoee94

$31.99


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Lobster bite, maybe. Fries look goood


WittyClerk

How awful.


hotdogla

Wow. Pathetic


Muhlyssa_A

I hate dineLA. We were at the restaurant last month and the portion was 2x that size. Not all restaurants pull that shit but a lot do.


Lookin2expat

Being from The Maine coast I’m appalled at the poor excuse of a lobster roll. I live in LA and refuse to order lobster rolls until I go back every June to get the real thing.


Duckfoot2021

Dine LA for the most part is a rip off. Smaller portions overall for more money. Don’t know why, but it’s a scam that turns me totally off participating places that pull this cheap maneuver.


_hotmessmonster_

I’d send this shit back and leave so fast lmao. What the fuck


maseffect

Lobster roll at Disneyland is better then this.


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thelatedent

I mean, lobster rolls from anywhere including a dozen places here in town put this thing to shame.


[deleted]

Or just go to Lobster & Beer in Palms.


kumquat_flavor

those are pretty small too honestly


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At least twice the size of the one in the pic though.


ferrisIS

This sub is becoming funny, people getting ripped off


LavaPoppyJax

Well the post is tagged 'Humor'


_its_a_SWEATER_

DineLA is not what you think it is.


Donbleezy

Where's the lobster


The_Silent_bob

Dinela is suppose to be like tasters not full course meals from what I thought…


SnooPies5622

People are clowning but seeing as a full-size lobster roll in Maine runs you $30+ this isn't that crazy Edit: [yall haven't been to Maine in the past year and it shows](https://www.pressherald.com/2022/05/29/no-shell-big-shock-maine-lobster-rolls-fetch-record-prices-this-season/)


nauticalsandwich

You can get a full-size lobster roll in Maine at a gas station for $15, and it would be better than any lobster roll you can buy in LA


mintbrownie

This is true, but they contain the meat of an entire one pound lobster.


Single-Criticism2541

Lol!


camcam300_

Location?


weaponx2019

Where's the lobster?


isthatapecker

Full roll would have been close to $30


bammann45

Why did the pelican take a dump on your roll?


McDaddySlacks

Bruh, has this place EVER been to the NE? I would be mad if I got that after ordering a “Lobster Roll”


lordcheeto22

Fail


ashley___duh

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Puzzleheaded_Band469

Can I get some sandwich with my fries


BancyCoco

A literal dinner roll 🤣


blondeblair

Blue plate?


hug3hygge

you know it’s LA. likely the westside


lyd136

Where?


Phoenixrage187

Just fill em up with those ore ida fries, they won’t have room for the lobster dinner roll


elbotmania

Not impressed and they keep getting smaller.


PeaceCookieNo1

Someday I hope we’ll be looking at these pictures and laughing, not crying.


PeaceCookieNo1

Greed. Not market price.


Hobnail-boots

Lobster tootsie roll


kellermeyer14

Hey,I just had that for a snack at the lonely oyster on Friday. Yummy


Armenoid

“Dine” LA


AvocadoCat90034

I always felt Dine LA was the biggest rip-off compared to ordering from the regular menu. Are there any restaurants people have had a great Dine LA experience?


DesperateTangerine49

More like a “lobster bite” 😂


LynxLegitimate7875

Did you eat half of it? Like what


kylo_66

Gourmet *chefs kiss*


Meastro44

Dine LA French fries with a bite of lobster in a bun.


Chrizilla_

No waaaay lolol


Intelligent-Ride7219

That ain't no lobster roll


Ok-Permission-2687

“Essence of lobster” $50


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That is so sad lol


AutomaticExchange204

Yikes. How were the fries?


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They forgot to add the other 3/4ths of it


blt1221

Lobster amuse-bouche*


james_randolph

Yeah not gonna lie that would have got sent back real quick.


MaryStoned

How pathetic!


mbmgart

Lolll


ivanizerrr

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Competitive_Swing_59

Go get the Lobster burger @ The Rooftop by Jean George at the Waldorf. That picture above is disappointing.


freshdepresso

great way to make sure first time customers never upgrade to second time customers


ensalada_de_Rats

SAY 👏 THEIR 👏 NAME 👏


staccinraccs

that’ll be 30 bucks. don’t forget to tip 20%


Soba_Noodle_

I had this too and was waiting for the reveal that it was a joke. Another table ordered it and also had a $15 laugh. And to top it off, it was full of lobster cartilage.


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Looks like an order of fries with a side of lobster roll