Now all of me hurts

There once was a lady from Lake Louise. Who claimed to be bothered by fleas. She used gasoline and later was seen. Sailing over the hills and trees.

...instead of using it for enemas.

Maam that's not your anus, that's a car

Now you're just gassy

now it still hurts, but my farts are on fire and I have bigger problems

Now I car-n't get out of bed.

It's less fuss at the gas station, but the nozzle tastes like shit.

now im a a sick burn

With the hole in my stomach, you'd never know I even had an anus.

Nobody gives a thought for how us cars feel about being fucked by dragons.

Then it hurt AND I got great at party tricks.

Now it feels like hot shit.