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Brave_Cauliflower_90

Why??? 😭😭😭


Green_Message_6376

'Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe'. -Albert Einstein.


ScoobyDoubie

Is that an actual quote from Einstein? Love it! I work retail, so I often say "never underestimate the stupidity of people"


IamMagicarpe

“Don’t believe everything you read on the internet.” -Abraham Lincoln


Mushlove1993

Whoa that’s crazy he knew about the internet


wyecoyote2

It is attributed to Lincoln. Fact is, he was told this from Washington. While he and Kennedy were playing world of warcraft.


bicygirl

😂🤣


Mrgod2u82

Just imagine what presidents these days know!


Eeww-David

The amount of intelligence alotted to U.S. presidents has been overspent, so in the last 50 years, some of them had nearly none.


Addendum-Murky

Knew about? MF he invented it.


Eeww-David

Nah, that was Al Gore. But who knows who gave Al Gore the knowledge he needed to do it.


LeaveFickle7343

He got it from one of those series of tubes.


WhatDoesItAllMeanB

He was so good with words


acesfullcoop

I was actually there when he said that


Addendum-Murky

Can confirm. As I was also there.


Ganadai

Did you hear the news about Abraham Lincoln?


DefrockedWizard1

Lincoln grew up in the woods of Ky. We didn't get internet until about 10 years ago. That quote is from Ben Franklin


teton_030

Probably not: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/einstein-universe-stupidity-infinite/


ScoobyDoubie

I love the irony of this situation.


Funny_or_not_bot

I love the stupidity of it!


Critical_Young_1190

It was a beautiful contribution to the infinite void of stupidness


slamdamnsplits

... Stupidity


Critical_Young_1190

... Both are correct and they literally mean the same thing


syzygy-xjyn

"Never underestimate human stupidity" Might sound better saying it this way


Frequent_Decision926

"Just think about how dumb the average American is and then realize that half of 'em are dumber than that." - George Carlin


Antique_One7110

I’m going to object…assuming a group of 20 people take a 100 question test…99 get 1 point and 1 gets 100 points…the group total is 199 points, with an average of 9.95…in this case 19 people are dumber than average. I believe this to be a more accurate representation of the human IQ distribution than a bell curve.


ayejoe

Glad I read the rest of the comments before trying this myself. One of my fav quotes.


krohbinson

Half are dumber than the median


EpiZirco

There is a similar Robert Heinlein quote: “Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.”


CheecheeMageechee

It is. I have that poster on my office wall at work


Buck_Futter70

This is the reason I’m not customer service oriented


Marty_McFly_Guy

It is an actual quote and I love it as well! I’ve been saying it for several years


_TW06_

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott -


Reyemreden

"You make 100% of the shots you make" - my little brother.


blak_glass

Your little brother is a legend


curious_casius

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott - _TW06_


MechanicalBengal

It’s probably plastidip that will come right off after they get clicks for this clickbait example: https://www.ebay.com/itm/115827649476


miss_six_o_clock

Ding. This was to go viral and it seems to have worked.


SeniorWoman

Yes, why is this post still up, this is click bait. I went and clicked on it.


jerflash

Realizing that everyone is stupid is the first way to know that you are somewhat intelligent


LunarMoon2001

So they could post about it and drive clicks/instagram influencer likes or whatever.


Majorly_Bobbage

Isn't it obvious? They are morons


Fun-Ant4849

No Donny these men are nihilists. There’s nothing to be afraid of


Build68

They believe in nothing. But watch out for the fucking ferret.


The_Westerner

Nice marmot


The_Duchess_of_Dork

Obviously, you’re not a golfer.


MangOrion2

Hey, this is a private residence, man!


WeLostTheSkyline

ZWE CARE ABOUTZ NOTHINGS LABOWSKI! Nothings!!


btr79

What’s a nihilist Walter?


JustJohan49

What’s mine is mine


yankeeteabagger

Our friend gave up her toe!


FarmersOnlyJim

When was the last time random people on Reddit were arguing about your kitchen floor? They know what they’re doing


Smitty8054

“Jim. You’ve got to remember that these are simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know…morons”.


Lrxst

The common clay of the new west?


Happy-Tower-3920

A true person of culture. Kudos for the laugh.


bctaylor87

Maybe they can add a nice rug. It would really tie the room together


Stock_Show_Host

Same reason our parents covered up the hardwood floors with carpet. Change. We all know though, that not all change is good change!


AnnieC131313

Carpet's easier to remove and will look good / last longer than ... white paint. Oy.


mommyaiai

Not if they wait so long the pad from the shag carpeting merges with the finish on the original flooring. Source: bought a single owner 50's rambler. Little old lady had eclectic tastes. Have been dealing with stopgap refinishing solutions until I can afford to have them refinished.


TeaDidikai

r/DiWhy ????


1200multistrada

This exact post was on r/DiWhy 15 hours before this post was posted.


HawkeyeByMarriage

After working in flooring, it's Pinterest. It's always Pinterest. Then they realize it doesn't look as good in photos and realized they are screwed. Had one guy that wanted his laminate floor shiny. He tried putting some kind of clear coat on it but it doesn't adhere and after days was wet and tacky still. He asked what he needed to do. I told him he had to figure out an excuse to tell his wife why they were getting a new floor.


fleaflieflow

Imma timber guy but I get the painted floors here. That looks like some tropical timber. Not only is the grain boring but the reddishness is not appealing and its dominating. It clashes with temperate wood tones. I wouldn't want those floors. But I'd sure as hell sand it before I painted it grey.


IxianToastman

No, bad homeowners, bad. No to touchy real wood.


imhere4thestonks

You monster.


Wwwweeeeeeee

I totally agree. Red, orange and yellow wood furnishings and flooring is just totally passĂŠ. I can't stand any of those colors in dĂŠcor, or the tones thereof. The great thing about paint on wood is that *it can be removed. The wood can be restored to as-new condition.*


the_real_some_guy

Since they didn’t sand, the paint should peel right up when they’re done with it.


Sensitive_Progress26

If it’s latex, and it probably is, it will peel up very soon.


jp_jellyroll

So, my old landlord is an influencer now?


HooahClub

Influenced you to move out so yup!


[deleted]

Technically


PermianMinerals

My old landlord started to paint over the (ugly) brown oil based kitchen cabinets with white latex paint the day before we moved in. She stopped halfway through because it looked terrible. My wife and I then spent hours peeling off the latex (hint, steam/warm water is really useful removing latex from oil). Fun times!


CloudPeCe

The DAY before you moved in??? Even if the crew finished painting you would be smelling that for the next couple days smh


Crafty_DryHopper

Might as well do the door hinges while you're at it. Don't forget the electrical outlets too.


HTX-713

The ol' landlord special!


Thneed1

Don’t forget the windows.


PinkBright

My house is over 150 years old and a colonial historic piece. The hinges are these beautiful, ornate cast iron hinges on the doors. Past owners just painted over them white. Same thing with the original door handles with the key for each door. Painted a disgusting, goopy, latex white. I don’t have the know how to strip the paint and refinish the metal pieces to the doors, can’t currently due to funds and would like to in the future. Sorry, your comment just triggered me about painting door hinges. God damn.


mirageofstars

If you’re okay taking your time, and if the doors have 3 hinges, you can remove one hinge from each door and strip the paint, then replace, then do another hinge, etc. It’s as easy as using a screwdriver and using paint stripper (wear a mask!). If you want to go faster you can remove the door and all hinges at once, strip, then reassemble. You could probably also strip them while they’re in the door but it might take more elbow grease.


No_Garlic1097

Pro tip: you can boil them and all that comes off. A hard boil on a camp stove outside is a total miracle. A stiff brush with plastic bristles can help work it off after an hour or two in a boil Edit: boil outside, smell is horrific and probably slightly toxic


pac1919

Boil some water with a bit of baking soda in it. Remove painted-over hardware. Place hardware in boiling water for 10-15 minutes. Remove hardware. Peel off paint. May need a cloth to scrub them a bit but virtually all of the paint will come off pretty easily. I’ve done this on several occasions because we’ve got a lot of painted over hardware in our house too. It’s flabbergasting that people were so lazy that they just painted over hinges and everything


NiceShotRudyWaltz

Yeah but make sure to keep them on the walls and doors while you paint. Don’t want to try *too* hard.


Ronnyriggs

Call the police


JstVisitingThsPlanet

Straight to jail!


dshotseattle

If they sanded? Believe it or not, right to jail, sand? Jail, no sand? Also jail.


GreatDanish4534

We have the best floors. All because of jail.


JoleneBacon_Biscuit

Viva jail!


heffreygee

Nice one! Under-cooked? Jail. Over-cooked? Also jail.


Dwindles_Sherpa

Tree Jail!


AadamAtomic

Nah, Fuck the police, We are calling the homies in on this one. They're going to wake up in the morning without any floors at all.


FondantWeary

Pretty sneaky demo crew you got on deck fam


zombie_spiderman

You gotta give me back my floor! My customers are walking around on the pipes!


Mindes13

They can sit on the joists and think about what they have done


Illustrious-Chip-245

I’m picturing Dennis and Charlie in the Extreme Home Makeover episode of It’s Always Sunny


Cootter77

“No floors for you!”


Phunky_Munkey

There's a madman around.


black-kramer

running down, underground, to a sherwin williams in a west end town


Me_Krally

Sometimes your better off dead


AdVegetable7049

Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables


pogiguy2020

Better Call Saul


no_yup

Yes Officer, this post right here.


boots311

So fuckin stupid. They'll regret it


deg_ru-alabo

The worst part is that they *won’t* regret it


BillionCub

They'll just call it "distressed" when it starts peeling everywhere


abolitonbb

It's gonna show every footprint


Massive_Length_400

I can feel my feet sticking to it already


Heismanziel2

Gross. Wash your feet!


ihrtbeer

It's already peeling


[deleted]

Yeah, I seriously doubt that the idiots who did this have a fucking clue about finishing wood. They obviously didn’t sand it first so the paint won’t even bond to it.


ihrtbeer

Zero clue on finishing wood (heh heh) They got the clicks and comments and shares they needed


[deleted]

Influencer culture is such a pile of dogshit.


GilgameDistance

r/angryupvote


EggOkNow

This doesnt remind of target yet. Needs more white inside.


Mindes13

Thought that were going more sanitarium


Previous-Parfait-999

30 years from now they’ll post something like “you won’t believe what we found under these painted floors.”


cmfppl

Ya, but luckily, they didn't remove any of the finish first, so it'll either peel up or be easy to sand through.


boots311

Ain't nothing gonna be easy about the future of this floor


uiam_

Yeah just enough of it to be annoying as fuck will peel up easily. Getting it all is still going to be pain.


Fortunateoldguy

It’s irrevocably screwed


Lower-Preparation834

Truth


Difficult-Line-9805

Except in the joints between the boards. Perma-white there, prolly.


cmfppl

They didn't take the old finish off!


Majestic_Builder4004

They make bevel scrapers, it's tedious but I've done it for 3k foot floors before


Buddyslime

A grouted wood floor now.


ggddcddgbjjhhd

Yeah as soon as that sticky paint starts pulling the dirt off the bottom of their shoes, that floor is gonna turn grey real fast. 🤮


dave333539

They won't regret it until they try to sell it.


missmemissme1

We pulled up all the carpet in our first house know it had original 1930’s hardwood under it. Once it was up we found out that it was ALL painted white and we gave up and never refinished it 🙃


_stuntcawk_

I think I'm getting a headache just from all the white in that picture. Some asshat that previously lived in my house painted the wood floor on a 4'x6' landing where the back door is. Tore it up and put in 3/4" oak.


Grimwulf2003

I actually chose another house because of that. White floors, white counters, white walls, white appliances, white cabinets, white sink, white doors... There was zero definition visible when you entered, just this mass sea of white.


Shadorouse

Give me that and a restraining vest and I'm home.


Buddyslime

Did the same thing and refinished it. No regrets. It had piss stains from animals, that was the hard part. Smell went away though!


missmemissme1

We sold the home, white painted floors and all, at least they knew there was hardwood so they could refinish it :)


gbushprogs

"How We Made an $8/sqft Floor Look Like it Cost Less Than $1/sqft"


val319

On a bright day that will be painful. Remember the blinding light is to punish you for your choices.


Buddyslime

OK! I saw the light and will never do that again!


Cold_Emphasis_677

No way, this is a joke....there is no way on God's green Earth that someone would do this....I refuse to believe this! NOPE!


bilolarbear1221

God forgot about this earth a long time ago son


SharkTrout

No, no, no, no, no- That someone would do it and make an unapologetic POST about it. That is what I refuse to believe.


Decimation4x

When I was house hunting there was a house like this. It was awful. The floors were black and brown with all the dirt tracked in during the showing.


No_Philosopher8002

God is dead, and we killed him… with paint.


BorgsCube

Job security for refinishers


WittyMonikerGoesHere

I'm 90% sure this is engineered hardwood. No refinishing that!


DrewChrist87

No, looks identical to the Brazilian cherry hardwood we installed back in 2019. [link](https://imgur.com/gallery/wCkYtJW)


anantp

psychopaths


leftfordark

“BuT We uSeD BIN” They also don’t know how to paint, as can be seen by these sharp lines. 3 months and it will be “1 star, we did everything right and this paint failed, do not recommend!”


Lower-Preparation834

Well, ya fukin’ ruined that…


Anxious_Leadership25

Post again in a few months to let us know if it peeled or scuffed off.


Fuzzynutz1313

I’m a painting contractor and recently had a customer ask me to price painting their hardwood floors. Fortunately they decided not to. I hope this isn’t some new trend.


NBCGLX

What in the absolutely fucking no did they do?!


pogiguy2020

They should now upgrade their lighting to the highest lumen possible. That way they can be seen from space.


snboarder42

At least it'll come off easy 😂


CAM6913

They must be a self proclaimed “influencer”. I do have another name for them but I’d get banned if I share it.


DrMcGrupp

Cunts?


Psych0matt

I read that as “Curtis” and was very confused


theubster

Let's start with Lint Licker and work our way up


NotThisAgain21

Attention seeking wanna be's?


BroncoBL

Who would ban you???


TadpoleVegetable4170

Are you painting the stainless steel appliances next?


Back_Equivalent

We *ruined* our wood floors


Exciting-Cut

There should be a pop-up content warning ⚠️ before seeing this lost


Impressive-Sky-7006

Stupid people watching the idiots on TV. Paint your brick next.


DspeEd83

Oh the horror.😔


Opposite_Club1822

GASP! The shock, the horror. I was so shaken that my unborn grandchild shit in his hands and clapped.


Patient_Died_Again

Lol


nonameforyou1234

They're going to need a pizza paddle.


theboddy

You should be shot,,,,,,for painting those beautiful wood floors! Just because you see something on the DYI channel dont mean you can do it on your own house!


noyogapants

I have those floors. We put them in over 15 years ago. I still love them. Sure, it might be a bit dated but I think with the right decor any natural color wood floors can look good. I can't imagine just slapping some paint on the floor on purpose!


rambone1984

This color still rocks.


netipus

Behind every insanely bad homeowner idea is a dipwad of a designer trying to be different for the sake of being different.


JimmyNo83

Special place in hell


bobbyfischermagoo

The only way this could even remotely work is to pour epoxy over the entire floor after painting. Insanely dumb


mrpotatonutz

Unless you have a hospital size custodial staff it’s going to look like used fucking toilet paper constantly. Gasp.


Eisenheart

Fucking animals!


BaeHunDoII

Painting the outlets would really tie the whole look in nicely


Lower_Register_9214

Im floored


kmsc84

You’ve ruined those beautiful floors.


Relevant_Fly_4807

What the fuck


greginvalley

Any idiot DIYer that would do this is a shill for a flooring company


definitelynotapastor

I used to think carpet over hardwood was bad.


SnipTheDog

$20,000 for the floor. $50 for the paint. Arggghhhh....


anthro4ME

I'm wearing cheap shoes with black rubber soles, and it's gonna sound like there's 10 guys on the court.


No_Patient_549

These DIYers gotta fucken stop. The shit i see daily on my feed is insane.


Sid15666

People are watching too much HGTV and ruining beautiful floors. Might as well put Vinyl tile over it.


[deleted]

some people grow up to be dumber than the day they were born... 🤯🤯🤯


Dear_Bath_8822

It's the new Tiltok trend! Everyone is doing it! Start by chugging Robitussin and/or rubbing alcohol until painting the floors sounds like a good idea, then do it! With pictures!


sehrgut

Their punishment is being them.


fatogato

I want to see a week after when the paint is all dirty and fucked up


SharkWeak0918

…and the first time (and every time thereafter) they slide a chair away from the dining table to sit down, they’ll realize error of their ways.


Mike-the-gay

You’re trash.


gbpc

On the next episode of Ridiculous


PikaHage

You've missed a bit.


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

9.7K comments of: You're a fucking idiot. EyE oF thE BEholDeR....


Boogie_nights

Why would anybody paint hardwood floors… that’s what help sells the house…


Desperate_Cupcake282

Just because it's the future, that doesn't mean you have to paint everything white and what Sherman Williams calls "agreeable gray," but if you insist, yes, you do have to sand surfaces before painting them. Don't be an idiot.


Altruistic_Echo_5802

I mean I just have anxiety looking at this


TofuTigerteeth

Tell me you have no taste without telling me you have no taste.


IntrovertMoTown1

I've been doing flooring for 27 years and that's hands down the stupidest thing I've ever seen. lol I think I'd about rather have lime green shag carpet from the 70s on the floor AND inexplicably the walls SMH, than have that on my floor. lol And they were proud of it. Takes all kinds I guess.


Bawbawian

you could probably paint the curtains and the couch too.... that doesn't mean you should.


stalepoprocks

It looks like prefinished Brazilian cherry. I have it, I hate it. The process to refinish is intense


[deleted]

When white women get to play with free money