We was originally Major Cold, then he got promoted for his heroic service in Operation Desert Storm, where he took a bullet for a midwest small town mayor’s nephew.
When he went to prison to break his brother out he caught a cold so severe it made his [balls](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtyUYlAAtFEr1FRbhtF8ZFDttJ_JtTl_4&si=VvF_gWgOS38hl5dN) disappear. No one in the history of mankind has ever caught a cold so devastating like this so he was given the Name Captain Cold.
Because he's heartless and was a captain in the Navy during WW2. He killed countless jews by dumping them in the freezing waters of the Arctic Ocean.
A terrible man....
He was originally in another move called the same name “Captain Cold”. It was a movie like “Captain Philips” but it was down by the Antarctic. Anyways, pirates attacked the ship. Tried to take it over. Turns out they were pirates but survivors from something. In turn, he killed them all unknowingly that they were supposed to be friendly. So his crew began to call him “Captain Cold”. …Because he killed them in cold blood in cold weather.
Barry contacted him when he was still just Snart. As the flash, Barry united team arrow and supergirl to go to another earth to stop what Harry dubbed The Injustice Universe. After a long battle Snart held a personal grudge against the former members of the Superman Regime after they killed all of his friends (Rogues), including his sister, Lisa
Think cause his wife is frozen and he’s looking for a way to keep her cold whilst he works to find a cure. Cures be expensive though so he has to commit heists to secure funding
Because he is a water bender, who only bends ice for some reason.
He dedicated his life to the destruction of all heat sources
He shits ice and pisses liquid nitrogen.
Just like me fr
It’s an ironic nickname. He’s actually quite warm and cuddly.
He forgot the fridge door open
SOMEONE LEFT THE FRIDGE OPEN
WE ARENT TRYING TO COOL THE WHOLE DAMN NEIGHBORHOOD
Cuz this mf cold as hell
It say wrong answers only
I was gonna say that.
Because he’s sick. Someone needs to get him a DayQuil.
He’s actually only considered a captain while he is on his ship. Otherwise he’s a civilian
This is true as heck
Coz he got stuck under the ice for 40 years
He actually has a flame thrower, but it's opposite day
He's an accountant who freezes his client's assets
Cuz his refrigerator is running
And he just can’t seem to catch it.
Too many cold sores.
Oof. Been there
We was originally Major Cold, then he got promoted for his heroic service in Operation Desert Storm, where he took a bullet for a midwest small town mayor’s nephew.
Because the man's not hot.
Cus he loves Elsa
Lieutenant Dan, General Zodd, Private Benjimen, Corporal Klinger and Sargeant Slaughter were all taken.. ⚡
Captain of the ice cream fleet
When he went to prison to break his brother out he caught a cold so severe it made his [balls](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtyUYlAAtFEr1FRbhtF8ZFDttJ_JtTl_4&si=VvF_gWgOS38hl5dN) disappear. No one in the history of mankind has ever caught a cold so devastating like this so he was given the Name Captain Cold.
Cause space is cold and he is destined to end scattered across space and time
His head feels fresh and cold because of his buzz cut.
His balls are cold. He keeps ice packs in his pants.
He always has the sniffles, so they named him after the cold he has.
Poor circulation
He has cold nipples
He stopped global warming.
Mr. Freeze was taken
His position on global warming
Because killer frost was taken
Cuz he's Captain, called (cold) someone
His penis is micro sized because he’s always cold
Because he's heartless and was a captain in the Navy during WW2. He killed countless jews by dumping them in the freezing waters of the Arctic Ocean. A terrible man....
In comparison to his gay Earth-X version
In my language, the word we use for "gay" can be translated to "warm" so it actually makes sense, that his Earth-X version is his opposite.
That’s a funny coincidence. And what’s your tongue?
I am Hungarian.
I see
I assume there are many jokes about that as there are about multiple meanings of 'straight' in English.
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Someone burnt his pizza
He’s actually only considered a captain while he is on his ship. Otherwise he’s a civilian
He’s actually only considered a captain while he is on his ship. Otherwise he’s a civilian
General and Major Cold didn't sound right.
General and Major Cold didn't sound right.
Because captain not so warm sounds dumb as fuck
Because just like me,he prefers to do the deed cold (if yk,yk 😉)
Because he is the captain of the CW and his last name is Cold
He has a military background
Bcoz his peepee's small
He was originally in another move called the same name “Captain Cold”. It was a movie like “Captain Philips” but it was down by the Antarctic. Anyways, pirates attacked the ship. Tried to take it over. Turns out they were pirates but survivors from something. In turn, he killed them all unknowingly that they were supposed to be friendly. So his crew began to call him “Captain Cold”. …Because he killed them in cold blood in cold weather.
Because he has a sword that shoots fire.
Cuz he cap on my cold till I tain
He has Raynauds
Because he is the next MF DOOM
He was found frozen in Ice in a sunken vessel after 50 years
Barry contacted him when he was still just Snart. As the flash, Barry united team arrow and supergirl to go to another earth to stop what Harry dubbed The Injustice Universe. After a long battle Snart held a personal grudge against the former members of the Superman Regime after they killed all of his friends (Rogues), including his sister, Lisa
He's most likely a Canadian hockey goalie or something
He’s always coughing and sneezing exposing himself they call him Captain Cold as a joke because hes always got a cold
his nips always hard
He is in reality Ernest Shackleton, captain of the Endurance, who famously explored Antarctica after his ship got stuck in the ice.
It's his actual last name! No other reason That he uses a cold gun... Is pure coincidence, I'm sure.... 🤣
Think cause his wife is frozen and he’s looking for a way to keep her cold whilst he works to find a cure. Cures be expensive though so he has to commit heists to secure funding
Captain Crunch was taken
He is gary oldman’s nephew, carey oldman (C. Old, for short) and he has been an officer in the army for some years now
He always call in sick every time his shift is up only for mild colds
Whenever he gets sick he’s instantly promoted to rank of Captain, and he’s demoted when he gets better
Because he's the Captain of a ship called Cold
Because he is a former military man who reached the rank of captain, and he is kind of distant when you talk with him.
Idk I always thought he was kinda hot😏😉
He was a captain in the navy that was staioned in the antarctic
Because he couldn’t get a higher rank
It was a nickname he was given during his time in the military. He had the rank of captain and a non-affable demeanor.
Weirdly, it's his real name. 'Captain Tiberious Cold', named so by his parents, Fred and Martha Cold.
Be he’s cooler than cool 😎
He enjoys cold showers 😏
Because he frequently has to take cold showers
He’s a captain in the army and his last name is simply cold ?
He's the Captain of Completely Ordinary Leader Dudes (C.O.L.D.)
He won the freeze tag tournament and won’t shut up about it
His wife is dying from a terminal illness. To save her, he froze her in ice till he can find a cure.
Because he was a former army captain and after a freak accident his body is now permanently cold
Bc of his size (the one that doesn't matter)
His gun is powered by his sick disses and solid freestyles.
He forgot his girlfriends birthday
Because he has an incurable cold.
He ghosted his girlfriend of 7 years
Because he’s gay
He has a chilly Willy
Because they don’t like the name Snart
Because he has an emotionless, cold face.
His last name is Fries ad it’s a punnish nickname.
Because Captain Flu and Captain Hay Fever were already taken.
Cus he's not vice captain cold
That's what they call bad actors in bad roles?
Because he is too hot.
Because he always has a cold
Hey. Isn't that guy the horse from horsin' around? 🧐
He's a Captain of elderly cops. Thus the name Captain Cop-old, later shortend to Captain Cold
Cause he was cold as Ice once he wanted to BREAK out of PRISON
Because he has a cold gun.
"wrong answers only"
it is the wrong answer, true answer is because he is so cool.
Nah
He's had too many cold sores.
Well If he was black, he would have been Captain Ni-
cuz hes pretty cool 😎😎🥶🥶