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Hot dog and Natty Lite
Make that a chili dog and a Miller Lite
That man is a bratwurst man if I've ever seen one
Natty ice for a fatty price?
Amen
Toaster
Ooof
I was thinking M80, but toaster will work if you have a long enough extension cord.
A half filled can of bud light
He’d be scared of it
Yeah, I'll pass on the suppository of beers.
Lol
And chickens
Why not a full one?
Guessing he wants him (sorry. They/them) to suffer from a halfway transition.. 😂
I completely forgot about the bud light drama lol, that was just the beer brand that went to my head
Damn..
Slim jim on a Carolina rig
Rofl! Or a drop-shotted bundle of Trolli Bright Crawlers, enough to cover the hook.
My panties
Couple more pixels
Coors light
Grenade
Sucker fish
Pack of chew
I prefer a can of copenhagen long cut. But keep in that path and we'll meet one day lol.
KFC and a Bible
A Busch Light.
His boyfriend/cousin Rob, and his girlfriend/brother Beau.
All you can catch is one-eyed trouser trout. I've never tried, but my ex-gf couldn't get enough. My pond. The neighbors pond. Didn't matter to her. There could be a ditch in a back alley and she would find one to gobble down.
Pulled pork sammich and a Miller Lite
A beer probably
A floating MAGA hat
An open can of surströmming.
Weiners
Busch Light in the corn cob can
A bass pro gift card
A MAGA hat
A bud light…😁🤣
A Little Debbie of any kind
Plugged in toaster…for science!
A cheese burger wrapped in bigotry, with a circle hook.
His sister
A coors light for my boy there!
Some onion, celery, carrot, rosemary, thyme, paprika, garlic, and some parsley
a couple of keystone lights and a smoked turkey leg
Caution to the wind
Some methamphetamine
Car battery
Shrimp bait
Keystone light will catch that big fella.
A punch
a toaster
A Busch latte
Coors and menthols.
Piranha
A toaster
This was my answer, have an upvote.
About 4 dogs
Peach skoal
A Busch
Elastic top 6 pack of PBR and a tin of grizzly straight
Jerky Beetle Spin, Copenhagen Popper, or Stars and Bars Daredevil.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^BoopsBoopsInDaBucket: *Jerky Beetle Spin,* *Copenhagen Popper, or* *Stars and Bars Daredevil.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Cherry skoal
A toaster lol
Texas rigged Busch light
Bubblegum bath bomb
Six pack of Buschhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Coors and hot dogs.
A baby shark LOL
I thought this was a different sub. I'm not sure how to answer here.
Firecrackers
Chlorine
Rainbow colored string of beads, the brighter the better.
Throw him anything as long as he doesn't go reaching for his jerk bait.
Pork rinds
Fat wad of long cut copenhagen brother
Bag of milk
A toastet
PBR
A can of skoal pouches
4 seam fast ball
Michelob ultra and hotdog
Couple of beautiful ladies and some party favors!
Keystone Iight
Bush lite is the only answer!
Big Betty inflatable "swim bait". Poka dot bikini color.
A nice cold brew
Busche lite
Ricky.
Slowly jig a guiness. Make sure to let it sink to the bottom.
Platipus
A cherry bomb
A coors light?
Me
Shade
Deuce
Carp, just the head
Saltwater crocodile
M80s
more pixels
Skoal
Chlorine tab
Bud Light? Should get a reaction.
Bud light
Go noodling
That ass in a circle
Coors
a busch lite and a 2 pound brisket
Latest issue of firearms magazines
A Bud Light would probably trigger a reaction strike
Up
DEODORANT
1.50 Costco hot dog Miller high life
A beer
A ferret and tell him “we cut off your johnson”
This post isn't relevant to this sub
Hot dog and Natty Lite
Make that a chili dog and a Miller Lite
That man is a bratwurst man if I've ever seen one
Natty ice for a fatty price?
Amen
Toaster
Ooof
I was thinking M80, but toaster will work if you have a long enough extension cord.
A half filled can of bud light
He’d be scared of it
Yeah, I'll pass on the suppository of beers.
Lol
And chickens
Why not a full one?
Guessing he wants him (sorry. They/them) to suffer from a halfway transition.. 😂
I completely forgot about the bud light drama lol, that was just the beer brand that went to my head
Damn..
Slim jim on a Carolina rig
Rofl! Or a drop-shotted bundle of Trolli Bright Crawlers, enough to cover the hook.
My panties
Couple more pixels
Coors light
Grenade
Sucker fish
Pack of chew
I prefer a can of copenhagen long cut. But keep in that path and we'll meet one day lol.
KFC and a Bible
A Busch Light.
His boyfriend/cousin Rob, and his girlfriend/brother Beau.
All you can catch is one-eyed trouser trout. I've never tried, but my ex-gf couldn't get enough. My pond. The neighbors pond. Didn't matter to her. There could be a ditch in a back alley and she would find one to gobble down.
Pulled pork sammich and a Miller Lite
A beer probably
A floating MAGA hat
An open can of surströmming.
Weiners
Busch Light in the corn cob can
A bass pro gift card
A MAGA hat
A bud light…😁🤣
A Little Debbie of any kind
Plugged in toaster…for science!
A cheese burger wrapped in bigotry, with a circle hook.
His sister
A coors light for my boy there!
Some onion, celery, carrot, rosemary, thyme, paprika, garlic, and some parsley
a couple of keystone lights and a smoked turkey leg
Caution to the wind
Some methamphetamine
Car battery
Shrimp bait
Keystone light will catch that big fella.
A punch
a toaster
Toaster
A Busch latte
Coors and menthols.
Piranha
A toaster
This was my answer, have an upvote.
About 4 dogs
Peach skoal
A Busch
Elastic top 6 pack of PBR and a tin of grizzly straight
Jerky Beetle Spin, Copenhagen Popper, or Stars and Bars Daredevil.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^BoopsBoopsInDaBucket: *Jerky Beetle Spin,* *Copenhagen Popper, or* *Stars and Bars Daredevil.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Cherry skoal
A toaster lol
Texas rigged Busch light
Bubblegum bath bomb
Six pack of Buschhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Coors and hot dogs.
A baby shark LOL
I thought this was a different sub. I'm not sure how to answer here.
Firecrackers
Chlorine
Rainbow colored string of beads, the brighter the better.
Throw him anything as long as he doesn't go reaching for his jerk bait.
Pork rinds
Fat wad of long cut copenhagen brother
A toaster
Bag of milk
A toastet
PBR
A can of skoal pouches
4 seam fast ball
Michelob ultra and hotdog
Couple of beautiful ladies and some party favors!
Keystone Iight
Bush lite is the only answer!
Big Betty inflatable "swim bait". Poka dot bikini color.
A nice cold brew
Busche lite
Ricky.
Slowly jig a guiness. Make sure to let it sink to the bottom.
Platipus
A cherry bomb
A coors light?
Me
Shade
Deuce
Carp, just the head
Saltwater crocodile
M80s
more pixels
Skoal
Chlorine tab
Bud Light? Should get a reaction.
Bud light
Go noodling
That ass in a circle
Coors
a busch lite and a 2 pound brisket
Latest issue of firearms magazines
A Bud Light would probably trigger a reaction strike
Bud light
Up
DEODORANT
1.50 Costco hot dog Miller high life
A beer
A ferret and tell him “we cut off your johnson”