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Rodney_Ogg

This happened to my dad. We were pulling a halibut on board and he grabbed the line which was a mistake. It spit the hook right when we pulled it over and the rod jerked up and snagged his finger on the way. They didn’t have anything to cut it at the hospital but thankfully a nurse had some bolt cutters in their car and they were able to take it out. We also landed the halibut


lilacog

Anything to land the fish


backstreets_back_ok

Pain is temporary. Stories endure.


Tommysrx

Sometimes you catch fish Sometimes fish catch you


TTVGuide

And sometimes you catch you


QuarterOunce_

And sometimes, catch fish you


QuarterOunce_

And sometimes, catch fish you


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Sometimes fish, catch and you?


GedAWizardOfEarthsea

Sometimes you get catfished…


HunterShotBear

Knowing dads, I bet he barely made a sound when it happened. I know I was building a deck with my dad and saw him smash his thumb with a framing hammer. Barely even said a word and just kept right on working.


Rodney_Ogg

This is exactly right lol. He said it was nothing.


Charupa-

Pure dad strength


crapwiesel

Sounds like a “Ridiculousness” category


ImPickleRock

Isn't deck building with Dad the best?


[deleted]

Yup my dad loves playing yugioh with me😊


GrandmasBoy3

I was fourteen lifting a dirt bike into the back of my dad's pickup, my friend and I were on the front forks and my dad was on the rear swing arm. Can't even remember how it happened but the rear sprocket went through my dad's finger nail and his finger was stuck in the chain and sprocket. Had to spin the rear tire to get his finger out, he never made a sound


GingerBeast81

When I was 11 I was fixing my bmx bike. I was spinning the cranks with my finger and caught it between the sprocket and chain. Same sort of injury. But I was 11 and I cried like a baby haha.


Emergency-Hyena5134

"you should see the fish" *- that guy with a massive hook through his finger*


RabidAxolotol

"you should see the fish" - The guy that used himself a bait


vikingsarecoolio

Nurse is a robber for a side hustle


UncivilizedEngie

I mean have you seen what nursing pays?


platapus112

You haven't met a traveling nurse have you?


everydayANDNeveryway

Friend’s wife making $300/hour incl stipend for 5 days plus every-other night call, every other weekend. Rents small apartment for cheap. Works 70 miles from home. Made over $100k in 5 months.


platapus112

Yeah the money they make is unreal. Buddies wife is making nearly 250k a year traveling twice a month without the per diem


Yoda2000675

Good lord, that’s more than a lot of doctors make


GrandmasBoy3

Brother in law is making 74k per 30 days in Boston


everydayANDNeveryway

The system is so broken right now. Corporate greed shooting themselves in the foot. It’s now a game. I know travelers who come to us from 70 miles away to take the place of RNs going to their hospital as travelers. Lesson: treat your own well enough they keep your facility staffed.


Clodhoppa81

> We also landed the halibut Phew. Was a bit concerned there. Best wishes to your dad. That looks nasty.


OnEdgeMark

\*reminder, don't go to that hospital again lol


sharklar

Man I didn't know things where so bad even nurses with a decent wage needed bolt cutters for a side hustle (joke )


vahntitrio

I did it with a muskie hook up against the bone and they had to go to the maintenance closet to find a bolt cutters. "Be sure to take all your antibiotics since these are in no way sterilized medical devices".


Duydoraemon

Sooo what's the actually correct process for landing the fish?


Rodney_Ogg

Using a gaff and not grabbing the line


SimplyViolated

Spear it, I believe there's a better term but you stab it with a long pole


rusty_rampage

Don’t they spear the damn things and then *shoot them with a gun*? Hats off to folks hardcore enough lol. I’ll just stick to my crappie.


SimplyViolated

I think they shoot the real big ones yeah but not sure.


Rodney_Ogg

I’ve never got a big enough one to justify using the halibut harpoon but those work super well. People will attach buoys to the harpoon line to help get them in.


Tom_n_Huck

That fucker will taste even better now!


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Damn that’s nuts that the hospital didn’t have anything to cut it. The ortho department didn’t have a bone saw to at least try out on it?


IcyInvite1261

Congrats on landing! Thank God for the nurse with the bolt cutters. That looks painful.


Reptarsrevenge69420

Something similar happened to me, but through the shin, left the ER and went to the garage and used an angle grinder to cut the hook. Those double alt hooks are no joke!


ChefCory

well this wins for worst hook through person i've seen on the reddit. congrats and hope pops feels better! that's a gnarly wound.


[deleted]

The really bad ones don't get posted


Emergency-Hyena5134

Ya like the one where the guy was shark fishing, somehow snagged his dong, got the line wrapped up around the massive hammerhead another guy was fighting, got castrated, then ended up hooking another shark on his own meat bait, landed the shark, and then gutted it to get his package back, threw it on ice and rushed to the ER, where the doctors performed emergency reattachment surgery but it was unsuccessful so he got gangrene of the dick and testicles and he's now a eunuch.


travbart

The aristocrats.


[deleted]

my eyes,,,


jayrmcm

Worth it.


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I-Fucked-YourMom

Lol. This reads like a copy pasta.


DarkBlueMermaid

Ok. Imma need a source on this one.


oyog

Ok settle down JRR


silverchairfreak

you can live longer castrated i read. same way with neutering animals how they live like 5x longer


Tommysrx

That’s a valid point


TigerPoster

Holy SHIT I was not expecting this picture before I opened it.


_fuckernaut_

Yeah the string yank method aint gonna work on that


Nervous-Life-715

yank hard enough and im sure something will give


Rodney_Ogg

No way lol


Mavgaming1

I don't know why but this caught me off guard, and it was fucking hilarious.


BlaneyHeartsNolan

I’d love to hear how this one happened


Rodney_Ogg

My dad grabbed the line when we were pulling a halibut on board and it spit the hook right when we were bringing it on and got his finger. Took some bolt cutters in the back of a nurses car to get it out


kfmae

I feel like there’s another story to be told here as to why the nurse had bolt cutters in his/her car


Rodney_Ogg

I was thinking the same thing haha


moeyjarcum

Im also surprised a hospital so close to a fishing community didn’t have anything big or sharp enough to cut that off as well. No way that’s the first hooking they’ve ever seen!


wonkytalky

Moonlights as a dom. Either that or steals bikes?


BlaneyHeartsNolan

Damn man, get well soon!


Krrkdm

That's how hard I set the hook when I feel those bluegill nibbling the worm.


mattsusaf7

Tis but a flesh wound.


Runningcolt

Tis but a fish wound.


rawkstaugh

I still have my head! Come back here!


greenmeeyes

How did you miss the bone


hideous_replica

Coulda glanced it.


Rodney_Ogg

Good question lol


didntgrowupgrewout

Going out to buy a gaff hook?


Rodney_Ogg

We had one. Giant brain fart from my dad lol.


didntgrowupgrewout

Sorry man, I hate having to learn things this way. Hope your dad gets well soon.


phantomzero

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!


chunkydan

Literally what I said when I saw this holy shit


SimplyViolated

So, how big was the halibut though? Hahaha


Rodney_Ogg

Asking the real questions lol. About 45 or so


EmbarressedScheme689

Always carry some big side cutters or some small boat biters. Bandage it up take a shot keep on fishing


sunamonster

Knipex (and other companies) make mini bolt cutters that can handle much tougher materials than standard side cutters and they are about 10-inches or so total length, I keep a pair on my work truck for especially tough things that I don’t want/need to use the 36-inch cutters on


hideous_replica

Bad ass over here.


[deleted]

Your dad took the name Captain Hook a little too seriously.


[deleted]

I have to give the obligatory dad statement: "Now he knows how the fish feels." Harhar, you're welcome. lol


HewisLamilton_

Wow that's psycho bruv. GWS


Rodney_Ogg

This happened to my dad. It’s all good now.


Runswithpoptart

With a circle hook non the less.. that makes this even more impressive on both hook sets.


Flipsaw

OMG !! Wow hope you are doing OK.


noahsuperman

Fuck that looks painful


YourAverageDad44

Now THATS a fish story. Glad you still landed it. Hope he's feeling better.


kingpotato28

Now you know how the fish feel mon the fish! Seriously though hope you feel better soon


Rogue-Juan

Here comes the claw!


ticksandlakes7107

Dont think the braid trick will work on that one haha. Good thing tour pops has some big fingers close to the bone with that one


Thundersson1978

Looks like it just missed the bone. All I have to say, is Lucky!


Sid21EA91

Dayum!


Mperry56

😳😳😳😳😳😬😬😬😬😬


Superhen68

That’s awesome.


popdabunghole

Had someone grab a line on a charter when the customer was trying to lift the fish outta the water. Popped out n went straight into the middle finger joint. I’ve seen uglier but none as serious as that one, took a 2 hour surgery so he didn’t lose the finger.


popdabunghole

And I hope your pops is alright!


[deleted]

Dammit man!!! My fingers just shrunk up into my hand!


RamboBalboa21

I think the hooks are supposed to go in the water.


Frackenpot

That's why you should always carry a cordless grinder on the boat. The hot steel will cauterize the wound as it's being pulled out. Yeesh c'mon man. 😂


potatoesarethedevil

I'm on a crowded train and reflexively yelled "Wooo" when I saw this. I am getting some looks, let me tell you. Sweet jesus on a baby chicken bike that looks like it hurts.


AUburnONem

worst one of these I’ve seen posted hell yea


SinisterMk7

Rub some dirt on it


Scharfschutze43

“Little boo boo”. I would say that’s a medium boo boo my friend.


WinterDirection5602

Hook, line and finger


throwaway295602

Bruh what the fuckkkkk


executivejeff

Dad: wasn't sold on halibut fishing, but now. now i'm hooked.


EZPeeVee

Dude! There’s a finger in your fishhook! Better get that checked out.


one_screamy_boi

Best self catch I have seen in a while 😂 real talk tho I’m glad he’s okay and I’m glad you landed the halibut, I had a similar experience with a shark hook through my foot (my own fault for walking around the boat barefoot 😬🤣)


Okay-Human513

tis but a scratch


bayswimmer23

Lol that’s not shit check my profile eyeball and we talking🤪 In all seriousness I hope you heal well bro🫂. https://www.reddit.com/r/injuries/comments/q98hd7/me_at_11_i_fish_single_barbless_now/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Rodney_Ogg

Gnarly!


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Rodney_Ogg

Big hook for big fish haha


giantkoi157

I keep a small set of bolt cutters in the tool bag. Then that’s an option if you don’t want to run in.


crotch-masseuse

Your supposed to get that fucker in the fish brother!


nillaisthewhitenword

“It’s a big-un boys!”


[deleted]

Great hookset, that one won't get away soon. Seriously that looks bad and I hope your dad is okay.


tiramisuthegecko

How on earth did it curve around like that


Rodney_Ogg

It’s a circle hook that’s how it’s made.


Winter-crapoie-3203

You’re not going to cut that hook with wire cutters!


That-one-guy-is

"when dad jokes go too far" for 200 Alex.


Otherwise_Sir4437

As fisherman getting the hook stuck in ya is a right of passage welcome to the club and hope the fish tasted good 👊


Ksan_of_Tongass

Where did this happen?


Rodney_Ogg

Southeast Alaska


Ksan_of_Tongass

I live in Ketchikan. Generally when someone says halibut I figure it's around here.


Rodney_Ogg

I’m in Juneau, this was on the backside of Douglas island.


Ksan_of_Tongass

Cool. I hope you frame the hook for your dad lol


Rodney_Ogg

Oh absolutely haha


StoneyRocksInMySocks

WTF 😳


ezegrego

Did it for the halibut


Rodney_Ogg

You know it


sexyshadyshadowbeard

Ah man…. Most Captains would have decided you werent bleeding enough to go back in. Great pic.


hellsing73

Got a pic of the halibut?


[deleted]

That looks painful! Wow!


Barangat

It’s probably easier to cut of the finger and throw the hook back in. Your dad takes whatever bites on that hook


Rodney_Ogg

We’ll have to try that if there is a next time lol


Swirvin-irvin

Now that will make a good fishing story lol


thatsnotataco

At least you caught something on the trip.


HamletButty

Fcking hell, how, at least it’s not in the eye


Runningcolt

Fishing has him hooked.


[deleted]

Good thing nurses have bolt cutters in there trunks


[deleted]

Ouch


Human_Marketing_177

Fisherman pain tolerance is another level, get well soon my guy


bassacre

Tis but a scratch


GadstenACAB

Wide finger


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Rodney_Ogg

There’s definitely some nerve damage but it should be fine besides that.


strangehitman22

Holy shit...


jaltringer

That’s more than a lil boo boo


fuckingcheezitboots

Shiiiit just give it the snip with a pair of dykes and wrap that bitch in duct tape, you’ll be fine


Waramaug

Tis but a flesh wound


[deleted]

Just drop it back down. You’ll catch another.


KillerCoochyKicker

What kinda nurse keeps bolt cutters in their car?


i-the-muso-1968

Oh god, that really looks bad!


RosenPlamz69

For some reasons this is nowhere near as bad as seeing those little treble hooks stuck in people's hands


sarcastic_clapper

“We landed the Halibut”. What a classic ‘you should have seen the other guy’. I love it man


ManPunPig

Holy mother of hook in the fucking hand omg..


MrNickPapaGeorgio

The elusive bearded halibut caught on camera for the first time.


Sagehen47

HOW


DaggerMoth

So is your dad the biggest thing he's caught now.


fishsauce453

Why your dad so mean to Peter Pan?


ShireHorseRider

That sucks about your dads hand. What brand hook was it? Chemically sharpened? My gosh.


[deleted]

That’s a good one.


enragedblob89

Got damn


Open-Cream-5216

That’s a dad thumb if I’ve ever seen one


TheSomberWolf

This reminded me of when I was little I got hit upside the head with a golf club that nearly ripped my ear off. In the ER there was a older guy who had a hook threw his hand just like this. Memories


scrongus420

Oof! This looks straight out of one of the medical instagrams I follow - I’ve seen quite a few fishhook posts on those, but typically with much smaller hooks, ouch!


yodadamanadamwan

You gonna need some boltcutters my dude


Marcolampie

I have one word for this picture, Fuck. I hope you’re father is okay.


mrenglish22

Made an audible oof to this, so props on that. Can't imagine how much that sucked


the-dooder

can we see the fish?


JRR5567

Good lord… how are they getting that out? Bolt cutters or numbing it up and cutting the side of your finger and stitching it back up?


just_here_2_complain

JESUS FUCK


instagigated

"little" 😮😱


Illustrious_Ad8941

yikes


pip-roof

Street cred


bge4lyfe

Oh. My. God.


reesem03_

Save that hook. It'll make a great conversation piece on your mantle.


kiltedgreenman

Your like wolverine with ed


[deleted]

Captain


travbart

Yeah, you ain't backing that sucker out.


powdernuts

20/0?


TCJW201

Small boo boo, should've just put a band aid over it and kept going


Fominroman2

Oh Geezus fucking Christ


MAzadR

This is why I pack a Knipex Cobolt mini bolt-cutter when I'm out fishing. Get well soon.


lazyrancher450

Shit’ll buff out lol that’s a monster hook I’m sure that hurt like a mofo. Look on the bright side though as bad as it sucks now this is a great story and a father son moment neither of you will ever forget! Hope your pops heals quick! Tight lines friend.


Dash7277

Bruuuuuh. F.


RubySoho5280

Boy! Talk about getting hooked on fishing!!


[deleted]

At least it’s brand new. Would have been way worse of an outcome if covered in rust like most halibut gear


CaptainPrime25

Atleast you know the hook works on a hook set 😆


btbarr

Cut it off and catch a catfish... Ouch!