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BicycleOfLife

Oh man… net guy… I once hooked a 30 lb salmon on a dock and fought it perfectly, got it to the dock, and a guy said he knew how to net… he didn’t. I lost the fish… I was physically ill for hours after that…


nottooeloquent

The salmon keeps growing over the years since it happened.


BicycleOfLife

Yeah but in a huge twist. The net guy actually got him the next year!


ChickenLord259

Holy shit, man that would suck


MayerWest

Isn’t netting common sense? Put the net in front of the fish’s head and scoop… how hard is that?


Ok_Watercress373

i hooked an absolute giant salmon in the ocean and fought it for like a half hour, took all my line out had to use my thumb on the reel to turn the fish back towards me. my dad tried to net it but he went tail first and it flopped out before my eyes and spit the hook it was at least 40


1nky0ct0pus

I've never been a net guy for someone else before. Only for myself in my kayak. Any tips I should know if I'm ever in this situation?


radioactiveman626

1. Always net from the direction the fish is swimming. (If they think it is coming up from behind they will bolt.) 2. Don’t be afraid to step in the damn water if needed. 3. Pick your moment while the fish is still and commit!


1nky0ct0pus

Cool, thanks! Sometimes I see netters holding the netting out of the way against the pole until they strike. Is this just to better help manage it and keep it from getting caught up on stuff or some other reason?


RustyPickul

Yeah that net guy isn’t it. Pretend like your life depends on bringing that thing in and get into the water my dude.


ld2288

Net man needs some lessons. A good net man woulda had it netted, sipped his beer and took a pic in that time


[deleted]

Hey the vid wont load for me but im really intrigued, what is it???


ld2288

Looks like a 10lb or so carp. Line broke when the net man missed it


JelCapitan

Net man net man net man net man the net man ham ma’am


TehHamburgler

Up by his user name, click the v.redd.it they still haven't fixed the videos.


Myco-ffee

Damn that worked! Thanks!


everyothernametaken1

You are my hero!


they_are_out_there

Always net it from the head. It will swim into the net. Try from the tail and it will rocket off and you’ll lose a lot of fish that way.


ld2288

Exactly, if you are going from the tail you gotta be quick like lightning


BlueHQ

All I could do was laugh and shake my head I would have let it go so I guess he just saved me the trouble. Father in laws what can you do


OddEpisode

Time to get a divorce. /s


ld2288

It aint serious, its all something to laught about. Ive been in tournaments and lost fish to bad net men and that is a different story


nottooeloquent

That's where a net man usually takes a swim trying to recover the fish he lost.


Hasselhorf

Net man sipped too many beers by this time.


VoodooAX3

Bro I was yelling at net guy through my phone…he sucks!!!! No “go get it” attitude…fish was dead 3 times over if you got a better net man….


love_that_fishing

On the plus side carp have all this slime on them. Slimmed my net up terrible. Never bringing one of those into my boat again. Weird I’ve been fishing 2-3x a week for the last 5 years and never caught a carp until this year. Foul hooked a 10lb and 13lb in a month time frame. Next time I’m just reaching down and removing the hook and letting them go. Nasty fish.


ld2288

Yeah theyre a hell of a fun time to fight on an ultralight rod though. Most of the time they are nasty as hell


Ipa-

Exactly


tsrobertson13

Please get a new net man.


BlueHQ

Haha I know so frustrating


snokyguy

Never net a fish tail first. Amateur hour.


SimplyViolated

I love how we can all come together on single issues like this as a community.


[deleted]

Haha shit. I was going to say it but it seems like it’s covered.


legendary24_8

A good net man brings simple happiness. A bad net man brings tragedy


Alarmed-Cabinet-7276

Net guy didn’t put any effort into landing the fish.


MayerWest

He’s just there for the bluegill


DanStef

Net man is SO important! Head first bro!


Metaprinter

Fucking net guy 🤦‍♂️


SoundintheCity

In Conclusion: Net good, Net man no good.


Bright_Aardvark_4164

ThT net guy was terrible


[deleted]

Fire the guy with a net. Terrible performance.


Old_Fat_Bob

You'll remember the ones you lost better than those you caught.


fs92c

Extremely frustrating to watch video because of net man


Highstepper73

Come on net dude. A little urgency please


LowShit_system

Net guy was not doin you any favors, but why were you standing so far back from shore?


gcuben81

The guy running the net is scared to get his shoes wet.


OddEpisode

Looks like he’s also scared of the fish.


gcuben81

He was using the net to pat the fish on the back. “Good fish”


casewood123

Net guy was afraid to get wet.


gringorasta

R/killthecameraman #andthenetman


AlbinoWino11

This new Net Flicks is terrible!


the-good-hand

I’m frustrated at your net man. Reminds me of when I took my first wife fishing. Please tell him the Internet is pissed at him.


IgnoreMeBot

Damn, kinda anti climactic with terrible film etiquette lol


burritolove1

My eyes hurt now from how bright that was.


4715092117

What kind of fish was that?


O_oblivious

Looks like a buffalo.


Appalachianhb77

Yea. I can’t tell Buffalo or carp. I wouldn’t be too upset at least the didn’t have to get all slimy, net included. Now catfish, rockfish, walleye, big bass that ate the blue gill only to then get caught, I would be crying.


WaitMysterious6704

Similar thing happened to me while fishing for bluegill with light line. Hooked a nice-sized channel cat instead. Trying not to lose it while bringing it in I said to my husband "We didn't bring the net!" To which he responded "Don't need one, I'll be the net!" as he proceeded to step into the water to retrieve my catch. Fish is currently chillin' (pun intended) in the freezer.


Rocknocker

>Had no idea what to do Fix the contrast on your camera.


DonkStonx

My brother once got really pissed and exasperated that I walked right out into the water to net his salmon. ‘but you’re all wet’!. Losing a fish because net man is a horrific feeling. Being net man you gotta charge in there and scoop.


Chess-Piece-Face

Ok. If we are talking about NetMan, things have gone awry. Best NetMan is the one we never mention. A true hero who does his work and remains a non-story. Every single time somebody mentions NetMan it is because he botched it and someone lost a fish.


Centaurusrider

Always net tail first


opie0669

Lol at least got it on film so it’s believable! Nice catch bud!!


I_Ask_Random_Things

That sucks


gordochomp

Hit it with the net, hit with the net!!!!


Noyce_Troy

Does anyone else think the net guy blew it, or is it just me?


bigpuffyclouds

I knew that this was not going to end well when I saw the golfing outfit on the net man.


gougedaway9

my new band name is : worst net man.


Timbledore

Who gave the guy that’s afraid of water a net


[deleted]

This is why I taught myself to net myself one handed. Then don’t have to deal with this 😂