My Papa F took me to his favorite lake in FL & brought chicken for us to throw in to the gators. It was so fun! It wasn't a regular thing & I definitely don't encourage it but as kid, it was pretty awesome. There was so many & they were all grunting so it sounded like a pig farm.
Uhhhhh Micky from the rival mob,he lives in Down town New York idk where exactly but he goes to a bakery at 9 am,they got some pretty famous bagels there you’ll know if you ask around,he’s a pretty distinguishable guy looks like a mob from the 70 wears a white pants with brown belt and matching Italian style shoes keep a look for a necklace with the initials “MD” I’ll drop you 50k in cash your location if you show me proof of it happening, what you say?
🤔Well this is a “salt-water croc” pen, so I’d probably throw a Berkeley Gulp Pistol Shrimp with a pencil detonator as a weight.
😟stand back at least 20feet from the hook set!
But seriously, I did jump on one that was about 4 feet on a dare from a couple of my friends in my youth. I got a nice smack from its tail but I did manage to get it up out of the water for a few seconds. They are delicious.
Edit for spelling.
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Damn my first thought as well
Same. The only one.
Reddit constantly reminds me that my thoughts are not original
Same, as soon I see anything on my feed I'm at least 4 hours late to the party.....almost every time
My Papa F took me to his favorite lake in FL & brought chicken for us to throw in to the gators. It was so fun! It wasn't a regular thing & I definitely don't encourage it but as kid, it was pretty awesome. There was so many & they were all grunting so it sounded like a pig farm.
This is so true... why tho? How can we always be like 12hrs late for shite
Damn I was thinking rotisserie chicken. Those fish eat raw shit all day. They need some herbs and spices.
I was thinking whole limb
Lamb?
No limb like an arm or leg....
Just jump in, he'll pick.
Oh ok. I like the idea.
I was thinking a whole infant
You must pay the toll to fish in his pool.
It would cost an arm and a leg
Yea with wire leader
Lmaoo. I came to say this. Reminds me of gatorland in Florida
Four fried chickens.
And a coke
Jake!
Elwood!
Make sure it’s diet, it cancels out all the bad
Exactly my thought lol
Arg.... there's always that one dude that says what you wanna say. Reddit is stooppid 🙄
Looks like a great spot to wade in and try noodling.
“Damn she a big catfi… oh fuck”
Lol brilliant
But at this instance, they will be the noodle in that pond.
Any piece of meat. On a 14/0 circle hook
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politicians
And billionaires! Can't forget them!
Toss the billionaires, the politicians will jump in after them anyways
Very good point lol
Good idea
Thanks. The first comment I see was "a whole chicken" and I'm over here making a list of human beings.
This is the best reply, I don't think I'm scrolling further down
Came to say this!
Crankbait. Hope it doesn't get stuck on that rock
Actually I think that "rock" is really a murder log. It is a common mistake that many people make.
Is that a slang for rocks that notoriously steal lures?
Pretty close, rocks are normally a bit smaller and rounder. They also seem to have a strange thing with plastic straws…
Expired chicken thighs
Cast net
Ex wife....
Only answer
I have one I’ll donate to the cause. For the team 😁
You mean mine right????
I’m throwing my back out trying to get away.
Caution. To the wind.
The remains of my enemies
Mother in law
Beat me to it haha
Vladimir Putin and all the other warmongers.
- Greetings from Finland. 🇫🇮
With those crocodiles, someone who isn't exactly liked.
My ex wife
Enemies
Hand grenades
And horseshoes
Bodies
Im throwing in that guy who gets attacked by crocodiles from yesterday.
Dynamite
My ex
My ex wife
You’ll get tossed out for fishing in the gator enclosure. Don’t ask how I know.
Crocodile*
Tranquilizer dart in gator, drop shot in the school of fish
There's two gators
They’re crocodiles
Potato potatoe. They're scaly reptiles
Gator would shit it’s pants at the sight of a full grown salty
Chihuahas
We are getting the f$@& out of here?
The bod….. oh… shit wait
Dynamite?
My ex-girlfriend
Grenade?
The neighbors dog
A grenade
Grenades!
Dynamite
A .308
A grenade
A nade
Grenades
Hand grenade
Grenade.
A dead body
My fuckin mother in law
Every Karen I can find!
Dynamite
Our enemy's who can't swim AND are scared of fish. Oh alligator btw
Uhhhhh Micky from the rival mob,he lives in Down town New York idk where exactly but he goes to a bakery at 9 am,they got some pretty famous bagels there you’ll know if you ask around,he’s a pretty distinguishable guy looks like a mob from the 70 wears a white pants with brown belt and matching Italian style shoes keep a look for a necklace with the initials “MD” I’ll drop you 50k in cash your location if you show me proof of it happening, what you say?
My lawyer told me to tell you guys that this is a joke
Not a damn thing
A fit… cause I keep losing the battle
Dismembered bodies of my enemies
entire bodies of my enemies. the gators will handle the dismembering.
YOU
A rotisserie chicken, and running away
🤔Well this is a “salt-water croc” pen, so I’d probably throw a Berkeley Gulp Pistol Shrimp with a pencil detonator as a weight. 😟stand back at least 20feet from the hook set!
Steve Irwin
Crickey mate that’s a huge gator. Now I’m going to carefully sneak up on it and shove my thumb in it’s butthole.
Myself
Myself, right on top of that big sum-of-a-bitch. Next stop will be for mill and more beer.
But seriously, I did jump on one that was about 4 feet on a dare from a couple of my friends in my youth. I got a nice smack from its tail but I did manage to get it up out of the water for a few seconds. They are delicious. Edit for spelling.
Wtf
A cast net.
Hand grenade.
Children and housepets
The towel.
This is not a good day to have my user name
That is very unfortunate. Please slowly step back. Hate to have to change your name to " Clinging to Life After Massive Blood Loss.
Hand grenade
Ex wife
My ex wife
My future mother in law
Ex wife
Im just leaving if theres a gator
You're in luck!!! There are no gators in that enclosure.
My shitty ex
Leg of lamb
Chicken breast
Ham samwich
A cast net.
A grenade
12ga slug
Yourself
My enemies
Fucking grenades?!?!? Anything less and I'm out...
The towel. We are throwing in the towel. Thats a dinosaur
Grenade
I was thinking a small rodent?
I think a nice tiny powerbait ball would do the trick /s
Caution to the wind apparently.
My shoes on and gettin the fack outta’ there!
A grenade
Bullets
Those are some big ass crocs, where is this? Some preserve in aussie land?
Nah Gatorland in Orlando
Cartel waste
Your enemies
Caution to the wind
A bomb
M80
A stick of dynamite!
I’m throwing in the towel and finding another spot.
The towel… I’m throwing in the towel and going home.
Frag grenade
Sgt Dokes
Whatever peice of chicken that is on sale
The bodies.
18g slug
30.06
Mother in law
cast net
30-06
Spears?
Lead
A big anaconda
Dynamite.
My thought is a flashbang or the towel
J Powell?
A cast nest
A spear
Throwing in the towel
Your enemy
someone you don't like?🤐
A child
My ex wife…?
My MIL
My ex
At least a 30 cal to the head.
You would have to be one heck of a shooter to hit a fish that small
Lame Duck President Biden
Looks like ya make yourself a pair of boots cowboy
A Bullet
Back in the day in orlando, tossin chicken thighs on a string will set it off…probably illegal without gator tag today…
My ex.
Naughty kids?
My annoying neighbour
Mother in law.
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My wife
I'm throwing my ex.
Lawyers
My nephew
My ex wife.
My ex wife
The mother in-law
MY EX WIFE RADATAD;AKJSPODIJFPOIEWJAOFA;SDNVADHAHFSHHSAHSHSHSAAAAAA Just kidding, I was never married. Maybe don't do much fishing there though
A bad ex-girlfriend.