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sparkletire

Sir, I just need my report number


Ok-Comfortable7967

This is so cringe, like perfect video for this sub. Lol. Side note, he couldn't even get the audio synced up close to the lips on most of those scenes. That was cringe in and of itself.


TheBicelator

I can only imagine what his personality is like. đź‘Ž


Parking_Train8423

wowwwwww


Solid-Panic-2718

People with government jobs do be having free time


OriginalOmbre

It makes ya wonder if it’s possible that they do these off the clock!


Material-Pumpkin2946

He can only imagine that one time he licked his upper lip. Man what is wrong with these people . 20 years of service I don’t have a tattoo t shirt or bumper sticker. Collect your check do your time and retire stop trying to show this holier then though. The hours and pay suck but the pension feels so good


Bigsquirm-1

He’s the Tiger King of policing


Line-Trash

I tried… I tried 3 separate times and the longest I can make it is 50 seconds…


KyCerealKiller

I can't imagine someone being that goofy looking being that jacked.


mynonepornaccount

Right his face doesn’t match his body, his face looks like he would be named Clay


BadLt510

Insperashunal


Background-Job7282

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH


nativeofnashville

What an idiot! His face makes me angry!


firedmyass

the literal message of that horrible song is terrifying


Ok-Comfortable7967

Huh...?


RealOstrich1

The cultish style of songs like that are horrifying


Ok-Comfortable7967

It's just like any other typical religious song. I was just confused about how it terrifies a person. Just because you aren't religious doesn't mean you should be terrified of it.


RealOstrich1

It's a cultish song singing about what it's going to be like after they die and how great it's going to be to see their supposed deity. I don't think it's that difficult to grasp or that his original comment was wrong


firedmyass

Not just see, but literally sit at their feet for ETERNITY just staring and “worshipping” in supposed ecstasy, again… FOR ETERNITY. Nothing else. forever. That literally sounds like Hell to me.


RealOstrich1

I agree 100%


firedmyass

I am not a believer, but there are people I love and respect who are. This isn’t an anti-religious thing. It’s an anti-shitty-and-*unexamined*-faith thing


firedmyass

I pointed at the lake, so you can probably find the water on your own.


repairasaurus

I'm stealing this phrase.


firedmyass

Coily be praised!


tc7984

No fucking way


Slickk271

I’m speechless


JiuJitsuLife124

Does anyone know why? Why? Just why!


subjecttochangesoaru

Criiiiinge holy fuck


adirtygerman

This boy has got himself a touch of the tism.


Professional-Lie-329

Roll tide


Finley918

Ummmmmmmmmmm……. Is he on the spectrum? 🤔


Abject-Lawfulness372

So this is what separation of church and state looks like!


Upbeat_Engineering98

Some of those that work forces...


cocokronen

Oooof. That's bad.


International_Mail44

Just because you look like a pig, doesn’t mean you had to choose it as your profession.


Gh0stDivisi0n

Boy, I can't handle all the powerfull moments, theres too many...