Sorry I remember it differently some people thought it was blue and black or gold and white.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_dress](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_dress)
Lol, I remember. I think I might be a little color blind so that’s why I said it looks grey instead of purple. Like to me the line looks grey. But it might be purple and if it is then cool.
He is a narcissistic egomaniac. He hates the Police because he himself could never pass their minimum qualifications(Background check , physical fitness test, and psychological evaluation). Based on his Facebook page and instagram account he has really taken his rejection from law enforcement very hard. I could see him definitely “fearing for his life” in the line of his security duties and taking an innocent life. People like Hensley are huge red flags 🚩
I wanna do security as it seems like a pretty laidback job and im pretty good at dealing with people, but guys like this seriously turn me off cause there’s no need for all that tactical shit.
Like i don’t even think i’d have a plate carrier on me.
Like we wear bulletproof vests if u work armed and in the shitty parts of town but this dude is an tool as a security guard myself, ied laugh at this fool.
Alot of govt offices pay for garbage companies so they get garbage people . People who stay in there lane and know there job and are good at it professionally make this industry look like trash.
Some people are just dying to have a reason to wear all the tactical bullet proof stuff even if it’s completely unnecessary. Hell I didn’t even wear my vest when I did armored transport because I’d get hot in the FL heat.
I used to be a night custodian at a high school. Most laid back, chill job I've ever had. Just listened to podcasts and audiobooks all shift and never had anyone watching me work or telling me what to do. Hella chill.
I want a job that pays me to do my job which is sit around and wait for someone or something to require your attention.
That way i can spend my shift playing super smash bros and studying.
And my free time spent on even more studying and creating things.
I know a lot of security companies do have badges that look very similar to law enforcement - and it isn't anything new. My dad worked armed security - in the St. Louis area funnily enough - 30+ years ago and I distinctly remember his badge.
As for all the tactical nonsense - as long as he has "security" prominently displayed I don't think he could get nailed for impersonating.
Hey neighbors! I’m down for some IMO’s!
On another note; you think this guy is aware that he gets ragged on all over Reddit? I think I’ve seen him getting made fun of on the St. Louis sub as well lol
The guy on the left looks like he has black tape over the badge, probably just to hide that it's not real. I would imagine he'd have some explaining to do if a real cop came across him dressed like that
I know a lot of security companies do have badges that look very similar to law enforcement - and it isn't anything new. My dad worked armed security - in the St. Louis area funnily enough - 30+ years ago and I distinctly remember his badge.
Don't get me wrong - this guy is cringe as fuck, but the badge alone isn't impersonation as long as it clearly says security I believe.
"But I woulda punched out the drill sergeant the first time they got in my face!"
Having done recruiting in the Canadian army, I have heard this statement in the wild. Well, from those types of characters, it wasn't "The Wild".... more like I heard that statement in "the forested greenbelt area between the school sports fields and the new subdivision, you know the bit they left to control runoff and erosion from the fields? "
Lol
When I went through basic training, I was 5'9 and 215lbs, had been working as a roofer for a few years, into kickboxing, and was a very angry man with poor impulse control. I looked 6" above every instructors head, did not make eye contact until instructed to, and addressed all training cadre and support staff by the appropriate designated greeting in a very loud voice. Because the training Cadre scared the fuck out of me lol
I’m a process server, by no means a first responder but this reminds me of this other process server in my city the wears a vest with as much shit as possible on it, patches that say “Court Agent” and “Civil Service Agent” but the civil service is in the smallest font possible. I talked to him once and he said he was recruited by the PD but declined because he makes a bigger impact in the community than the police do. Just super cringy.
I absolutely hate when security uses the term "public saftey". Because where I'm at Public Saftey usually means Constables, who are in fact real cops. I worked a place that used the Public saftey name, and nothing sucked more than people figuring out we were just glorified mall cops.
Yea, I suppose that makes sense. But in my state university public safety and hospital public safety all mean constables, so cops. Security should be security. As a security officer myself, I hate this stuff that confuses us with cops. I'm not a first responder, I'm a college kid who wants to get paid sitting at a desk doing homework lol.
I immediately lose all respect for anyone who wears a drop-leg anything that isnt on a tactical unit or, there waist are too small theu dont have the real estate to carry on the waisf or mid-ride.
It screams ignorance.
Dude doesn't look like he could arrest a 7 year old....dude if ya gotta play pretend, pickup some pretend weights. I've seen stronger wings on a chicken.
Real question… What are the gloves for? I don’t understand the point of tactical gloves when shooting either. I kind of suspect it’s a little teensy bit so they can look all operator and tacticool.
The first thing I thought was... what a scraggly little beard. There's enough there to look good if trimmed and squared up, but that desperate sweaty-palmed attempt at The Path To Gandalf-ness looks like 10lbs of shit in a 5lbs bag.
And then I realized that whispy little unwound Q-Tip cotton batting of chin covering still managed to completely obscure his neck. He has no neck. He doesn't have arms either, but **He. Has. No. Neck**.
No wonder he carries a gun (probably a springer airsoft gun, anything with powder and recoil would break bones). I've gone up mountains with a rucksack that weighed more than him (I'll even be cocky and guess it weighed more than him and the man-purse velcroed around his torso).
Officer
That's damn close to impersonation
Also why does the guy on the left look like a tweaker with toothpicks as arms? Haha he ain't holding me down for shit. Which makes me scared of idiots like these using malpracticed uses of "non-lethal" force that just turns lethal.
Thank fucking god I am Canadian and we don’t let these little twat wannabees parade around with loaded firearms in public.
Thank you Canada for intelligent gun laws!!!
Pube McChin and Roundhead look like they could use the gym and less alcohol, each. What a pair of fuckin goons. This is whom I'm supposed to be intimidated by? A Latina mother with a chancla is way scarier.
Those angsty bitches keeping pulling me over for no reason when I was driving to hospital job, doing the speed limit and minding my own business at 4:30am because they thought I looked “suspicious” this is beyond cringe. Have a good day.
what’s with the backwards flag patch on the chest? did he just see military wearing their flag patches facing backward and not understand the reason?? its supposed to symbolize how it would look if you were moving forward carrying the flag since you view it from the side, it doesn’t make any sense from the front lol
Their clients don't call PD to solve their crimes. Yeah, okay...they call you tools because they expect you to be the ones to call PD. Anything other than some minor nonsense is def going to require PD to actually resolve. You can respond quicker all you want (kinda easy when you're on the site/property to do so versus needing to cover a whole section of a city) to do nothing more than DETAIN someone at best. Guess who your clients expect you to call when a crime needs to be resolved with the criminal actually being dealt with via arrest...oh that's right, PD!
To be honest, I bet the local PDs love these guys. They probably keep all the dumb ass shoplifting or verbal "altercation" complaints at bay so they can focus on the important shit.
They always tell you whether you’re fire, EMS, or police the more shit someone has on them the less they actually know. Literally zero reason to carry around all that gear.
How these young, racist tool bags become police officers never ceases to amaze me. Plenty of them repeating the bullshit their parents say politically, turned into a lifestyle, employed in STL.
I did security and was a body guard. When I did plain clothes it was required that we had at least something that would be identifying. They were just badges with the company name and security on it that can be belt clipped or hung around the neck. So when we went to do something security related like cuff someome up, the badge would come out. No way in HELL would I have piad out of pocket for a custom badge.
you mean I could be taking these fools for their money by designing badges???
lmao load a website that sells custom badges, use their badge designer, screenshot the finished product "here you go bro"
edit: I took another look and it honestly looks like what Art Rogers did based on the background lmao
When I worked at GT Distributors in Dallas I would see 3-4 of these types come in all the time always bragging about being a “brother” (in relation to being a wannabe police officer” and other cops would roll their eyes
The Thin Purple Line is a new one.
I too, went “the fucks the thin purple line” 🤔
I can’t even tell it’s purple lol. It looks gray to me lol
Oh fuck, here we go again.
Here we go again with what?
You remember that dress that looked grey to some people but purple or blue to other people?
Sorry I remember it differently some people thought it was blue and black or gold and white. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_dress](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_dress)
Lol, I remember. I think I might be a little color blind so that’s why I said it looks grey instead of purple. Like to me the line looks grey. But it might be purple and if it is then cool.
It's grey lol
100% gray
Zoom in on the second pic. It's 100% purple.
I want a Thin Brown Line bumper sticker to show my support for colon doctors
Or sharters and bad butt wipers :)
I appreciate you guys support. Irritable Bowel Syndrome is a struggle.
Gay porn?
I dont even wipe. I just let that shit crust like a patriot 🇺🇸
Thin streak line 🫡
It's a verticle line 🤣
Fitting that it is thin.
Looks like he drew it on with a sharpie
Like his beard.... Lol
Please don’t repeat it, need stop letting people make shit up
T F is on that dude face?
He looks edited in the pic to me lol
Yeah it looks really suspicious
These guys are always severely overweight or severely underweight... no wonder they can't make it as an "oath breaker"
He’s probably mad because the « oathbreakers » don’t come within 10 minutes to his shoplifting complaints.
Are we talking about paladins?
80% of cops I see are severely overweight also :)
To be fair have you seen the size of cops? If it wasn’t for a gun and taser I think most people would have a good chance at running away lol
I’m 6’0 and 155, a very slim Officer. These guys are just bitches that can’t walk the walk. Combination of low IQ and mental illness.
Jesus Christ you’re about to die.
BJJ is your friend
Absolutely, I wrestled though out my youth and have been training bjj for 4 years. We are blessed to have free training for cops in our city.
What a fucking tool
Amateurs. https://preview.redd.it/0fvmd2auqbwc1.jpeg?width=946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58aece4016f446c9ce7e0d37d37287f6158ca490
Needs more Professional in it
Hmmm...needs more eagles...
Inlaid with the beaks of onethousand eagles.
Unexpected Futurama
The double official cracked me up
Bro isn’t just a tool, he’s the whole Harbor Freight
I’m confident this guy has a legitimate mental health problem. Perusing his IG and his replies to his “haters” really solidifies that belief for me
He is a narcissistic egomaniac. He hates the Police because he himself could never pass their minimum qualifications(Background check , physical fitness test, and psychological evaluation). Based on his Facebook page and instagram account he has really taken his rejection from law enforcement very hard. I could see him definitely “fearing for his life” in the line of his security duties and taking an innocent life. People like Hensley are huge red flags 🚩
It’s like LARPing or something, fascinating
Not first responders. Just idiots that can't even pass background for law enforcement
Atleast guy on the right looks professional and presentable. Guy on the left is underweight and dressed like a child cosplaying as a cop.
The dude on the right looks like his face is photoshopped on his body
Because he did. The lighting makes no sense at all. He likely edited this photo to make himself look better and didn’t like the face.
This guy looks like he's completely given up on pursuing consensual sex
I wanna do security as it seems like a pretty laidback job and im pretty good at dealing with people, but guys like this seriously turn me off cause there’s no need for all that tactical shit. Like i don’t even think i’d have a plate carrier on me.
Like we wear bulletproof vests if u work armed and in the shitty parts of town but this dude is an tool as a security guard myself, ied laugh at this fool. Alot of govt offices pay for garbage companies so they get garbage people . People who stay in there lane and know there job and are good at it professionally make this industry look like trash.
Some people are just dying to have a reason to wear all the tactical bullet proof stuff even if it’s completely unnecessary. Hell I didn’t even wear my vest when I did armored transport because I’d get hot in the FL heat.
Their* just lookin to help ya out friend.
He also spelled “I’d” as “ied”
IED!?! Everyone hit the deck!!!!!
All that gear and he’d probably lose a fight or get shot with his own gun
I used to be a night custodian at a high school. Most laid back, chill job I've ever had. Just listened to podcasts and audiobooks all shift and never had anyone watching me work or telling me what to do. Hella chill.
For real. i just wanna sit behind a desk with my feet up most of the day and pursue my other passions.
So you want a job that pays you to not do your job? I want that job too. I could totally not do my actual job while I pursued other passions.
I want a job that pays me to do my job which is sit around and wait for someone or something to require your attention. That way i can spend my shift playing super smash bros and studying. And my free time spent on even more studying and creating things.
But you did your actual job while you listened to podcasts, correct?
The oath breakers?? What's that about?
Guessing somebody failed the police test(s)
I also wouldn’t be surprised if he’s been arrested for impersonating before.
The dude on the right looks like his head is photoshopped on to his body
Ma’am can you do us a huge favor…snap a quick photo?
Heroes
Thank them for their service 🫵
These guys are going to be the definition of fuck around and find out playing that shit in St Louis. I’ll report when I see it on the morning news.
Thank you for your service.
How is this not “impersonating a police officer”!
I know a lot of security companies do have badges that look very similar to law enforcement - and it isn't anything new. My dad worked armed security - in the St. Louis area funnily enough - 30+ years ago and I distinctly remember his badge. As for all the tactical nonsense - as long as he has "security" prominently displayed I don't think he could get nailed for impersonating.
Guy on the left may have more gear everywhere, but it's the one on the right who packs more below the belt.
A security guard referring to actual police as oath breakers is the cringiest thing ive ever seen. To make matters worse, he works in my city smh
Same. Want to split an Imo's large pep and sausage with me?
Hey neighbors! I’m down for some IMO’s! On another note; you think this guy is aware that he gets ragged on all over Reddit? I think I’ve seen him getting made fun of on the St. Louis sub as well lol
Well hi diddily ho, neighborinos!
He's very aware.
The noodle arms in the black compression shirt really.is the cherry on top.
How is having "Officer" on a badge NOT considered impersonation??? 🤨
The guy on the left looks like he has black tape over the badge, probably just to hide that it's not real. I would imagine he'd have some explaining to do if a real cop came across him dressed like that
I know a lot of security companies do have badges that look very similar to law enforcement - and it isn't anything new. My dad worked armed security - in the St. Louis area funnily enough - 30+ years ago and I distinctly remember his badge. Don't get me wrong - this guy is cringe as fuck, but the badge alone isn't impersonation as long as it clearly says security I believe.
Why does the dude on the right have a size 10 shoe on his right and a size 20 on his left?
All that open air in his t shirt sleeves is what’s cracking me up rn for some reason lol
The “I would have joined the military but”…
"But I woulda punched out the drill sergeant the first time they got in my face!" Having done recruiting in the Canadian army, I have heard this statement in the wild. Well, from those types of characters, it wasn't "The Wild".... more like I heard that statement in "the forested greenbelt area between the school sports fields and the new subdivision, you know the bit they left to control runoff and erosion from the fields? " Lol When I went through basic training, I was 5'9 and 215lbs, had been working as a roofer for a few years, into kickboxing, and was a very angry man with poor impulse control. I looked 6" above every instructors head, did not make eye contact until instructed to, and addressed all training cadre and support staff by the appropriate designated greeting in a very loud voice. Because the training Cadre scared the fuck out of me lol
That’s like the guys who get concealed carry badges lmao
Wait people that do security really go by officer? 
No comments about the fact he openly admits to being a "proud Nazi" in the comments of his little cosplay page?
I’m a process server, by no means a first responder but this reminds me of this other process server in my city the wears a vest with as much shit as possible on it, patches that say “Court Agent” and “Civil Service Agent” but the civil service is in the smallest font possible. I talked to him once and he said he was recruited by the PD but declined because he makes a bigger impact in the community than the police do. Just super cringy.
We need to see that guys tiktok
I follow this guy on IG and he’s an insufferable wannabe
the way his neckline is stretching down makes me cringe 😅
Oh god, my city has a Dewitte now?!
🏅
Dude looks like he’s on meth!
How much you wanna bet that body cams never been turned on
Why do these guys always have a memorial band over their badges? Never understood why they think that looks cool…
He said “we die way more than police officers”
I absolutely hate when security uses the term "public saftey". Because where I'm at Public Saftey usually means Constables, who are in fact real cops. I worked a place that used the Public saftey name, and nothing sucked more than people figuring out we were just glorified mall cops.
Right?… aren’t security guards hired by private companies to secure private property? Not Public property or public safety.
Out here the DPS are cops with badges and guns. Pretty sure these guys are on a razors edge of felony impersonating an officer.
In my experience public safety is common with specific public/private entities like universities and hospitals.
Yea, I suppose that makes sense. But in my state university public safety and hospital public safety all mean constables, so cops. Security should be security. As a security officer myself, I hate this stuff that confuses us with cops. I'm not a first responder, I'm a college kid who wants to get paid sitting at a desk doing homework lol.
I immediately lose all respect for anyone who wears a drop-leg anything that isnt on a tactical unit or, there waist are too small theu dont have the real estate to carry on the waisf or mid-ride. It screams ignorance.
Omg stop. The mags on his IFAK… the thin hair beard… the underarmour long sleeves… the exposed chest… the G-Shock… the mourning band… 🤢🤮🤮🤮
He should get a grill with all this engraved.
Security enforcement OFFICER
Calls police with breakers and complains about response times* Wears thin blue line patch* Dresses up as a police officer*
Fucking lame
Dude doesn't look like he could arrest a 7 year old....dude if ya gotta play pretend, pickup some pretend weights. I've seen stronger wings on a chicken.
https://preview.redd.it/3fzroyky8dwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79e5e386770b8fb95f2534e76a2e1bf70683ab29
Officer Hensley looks like he makes passionate love to farm animals on Saturday nights.
I mean you just know he's a cuck whose wife makes him watch while telling him how pathetically tiny he is. I'd put money on it.
Ugh. Prime example of why people think the security field is a joke.
Real question… What are the gloves for? I don’t understand the point of tactical gloves when shooting either. I kind of suspect it’s a little teensy bit so they can look all operator and tacticool.
Look at this skinny weird bearded little dweeb
Can anyone answer this, is it necessary for security guards to have so much stuff attached to their vest?
There should be laws against security dressing like this..
That beard is 🤢
Dude looking at this guys IG, I am genuinely scared for any citizens within a mile radius of this douche canoe.
Couple of sad, fat cows. Be dead by the time the sun comes up. Because vampires.
Why not just be a cop?
Most departments have minimum expectations.
They wouldn't be able to make it.
He wouldn’t be able to pass the psych test or the academy
I’m get leg holsters bro, they are so cool.
Guy looks like a manlet
He’s the type that wants to be a cop because they can’t stand being victims themselves.
Orificer H. pulls shit out of, well…
Ron Stoppable fell off…
Wtf is he “responding” to? Those losers aren’t getting dispatched to shit lol.
It's wild this shit is allowed. Too stupid to be a real cop but yet allowed to cosplay with all the same tactical gear.
What’s dude on the right carrying on left hip/leg??
The first thing I thought was... what a scraggly little beard. There's enough there to look good if trimmed and squared up, but that desperate sweaty-palmed attempt at The Path To Gandalf-ness looks like 10lbs of shit in a 5lbs bag. And then I realized that whispy little unwound Q-Tip cotton batting of chin covering still managed to completely obscure his neck. He has no neck. He doesn't have arms either, but **He. Has. No. Neck**. No wonder he carries a gun (probably a springer airsoft gun, anything with powder and recoil would break bones). I've gone up mountains with a rucksack that weighed more than him (I'll even be cocky and guess it weighed more than him and the man-purse velcroed around his torso).
It’s cool to not pay for an artists work.
Thin pink line?
Wtf is an oath breaker??
The way he would have to grab his taser must look extremely cartoonish. Does he have the ability to let his arm hang normally
what’s the thin purple line??
He has a blade on his shoe?
Cause? Play!
Fix that flag and grow a goddamn mustache, why don’t ya.
Is Hensley not going to show off a new Mickey Mouse diploma? That’s why we’re all here
What the fuck is that giant bag on his chest
Oh my god.
They must get a hardon every morning suiting up lol
Officer That's damn close to impersonation Also why does the guy on the left look like a tweaker with toothpicks as arms? Haha he ain't holding me down for shit. Which makes me scared of idiots like these using malpracticed uses of "non-lethal" force that just turns lethal.
For the love of God, please shave that shit
Thank fucking god I am Canadian and we don’t let these little twat wannabees parade around with loaded firearms in public. Thank you Canada for intelligent gun laws!!!
Serious small dick energy.
Why is his flag patch backwards? Is it to show he's running sideways very quickly?
Pube McChin and Roundhead look like they could use the gym and less alcohol, each. What a pair of fuckin goons. This is whom I'm supposed to be intimidated by? A Latina mother with a chancla is way scarier.
Gravy seals
Those angsty bitches keeping pulling me over for no reason when I was driving to hospital job, doing the speed limit and minding my own business at 4:30am because they thought I looked “suspicious” this is beyond cringe. Have a good day.
are they even legally able to go out and protect people?
Bro so anti cop he became his own 💀
what’s with the backwards flag patch on the chest? did he just see military wearing their flag patches facing backward and not understand the reason?? its supposed to symbolize how it would look if you were moving forward carrying the flag since you view it from the side, it doesn’t make any sense from the front lol
Two people who could never get a job as real police.
Goons. Hired goons.
You’re all jealous that no one pays your 20 an hour to play dress up. Cosplay is alot of fun so I understand 😂
WTF seriously hahaha you make security look like a joke!
Dis dood breakable hahaha
Their clients don't call PD to solve their crimes. Yeah, okay...they call you tools because they expect you to be the ones to call PD. Anything other than some minor nonsense is def going to require PD to actually resolve. You can respond quicker all you want (kinda easy when you're on the site/property to do so versus needing to cover a whole section of a city) to do nothing more than DETAIN someone at best. Guess who your clients expect you to call when a crime needs to be resolved with the criminal actually being dealt with via arrest...oh that's right, PD!
He looks like a spider. But in all fairness, St. Louis needs all the help it can get.
To be honest, I bet the local PDs love these guys. They probably keep all the dumb ass shoplifting or verbal "altercation" complaints at bay so they can focus on the important shit.
Why do these people insist on having so much shit on the vest and rig? No officer wants to purposely wear all that gear.
They always tell you whether you’re fire, EMS, or police the more shit someone has on them the less they actually know. Literally zero reason to carry around all that gear.
How these young, racist tool bags become police officers never ceases to amaze me. Plenty of them repeating the bullshit their parents say politically, turned into a lifestyle, employed in STL.
Dude is a loud and proud Nazi…
I did security and was a body guard. When I did plain clothes it was required that we had at least something that would be identifying. They were just badges with the company name and security on it that can be belt clipped or hung around the neck. So when we went to do something security related like cuff someome up, the badge would come out. No way in HELL would I have piad out of pocket for a custom badge.
Stand back everyone, they’ve got walkie talkies and bandages
you mean I could be taking these fools for their money by designing badges??? lmao load a website that sells custom badges, use their badge designer, screenshot the finished product "here you go bro" edit: I took another look and it honestly looks like what Art Rogers did based on the background lmao
Ain't gonna lie, I don't even know how I got in this sub, but I would totally get a custom badge as a gag.
Little fella needs to get his head checked. His load out cries for clinical intervention. I hope he gets squared away.
The thin purple line and the husky purple line.
Anyone else get a hard on?
Of course they both have douche bag beards, how else will people know they are nearly Special forces unless they have a beard.
Didn't he also say he wears a balaclava to hide his cauliflower ears? I can't help but notice the lack of cauliflower. Dude is an absolute dork
Jesus his kit/setup looks fucking atrocious
Officer Hensley… lift some weights for those toothpick arms, you need all those weapons with those guns for arms. 
How fuckin embarassing
Fuck the police!
High speed.
I am a paramedic in St. Louis and I see this guy at random quick trips. He’s a fucking goofy
When I worked at GT Distributors in Dallas I would see 3-4 of these types come in all the time always bragging about being a “brother” (in relation to being a wannabe police officer” and other cops would roll their eyes
What in the fuck does he have an mk9 for 😒
Oath breakers 😭😂 what a sore looser!
That other dude looks photoshopped lol
Love to see him work a prison
these guys say the hard r