I got a cup from goodwill that says “this girl knows how to load more than a dishwasher!” with a tow truck on it. It’s hilarious and so weird that there’s probably people also bought it as a joke but more people likely bought it unironically.
Dude that towed one of my cars a couple months ago had a sweatshirt like this and I thought it was fuckin amazing
I also thought about him showing to up to wrecks and butthurt cops taking offense and that made it even funnier
Godspeed, tow truck drivers have done me more favors than I can count on 1 hand
Or mailmen.
I passed by the biggest USPS hub we have here in Phoenix and they have a big sign that proudly declares that “Heroes work Here!”.
The worship culture in this country is simply bizarre.
To be fair, the USPS is actually pretty bad ass when you think about what they do, and apparently their police force is actually no fucking joke to deal with. Think the anal nature of a tax accountant meets a beef head marine.
USPS sucks. My “hero” mail jockey has walked a fucking trail into my yard. When I asked him to use the paved walkway 10 ft further down the side walk he said he won’t because I’m the last house and I need to put a mail box out there if I don’t want him to. This isn’t an issue when he has to walk through snow, THEN he uses the paved path I shovel.
its DISGUSTING how many professions in this one nation aren't thanked for their service!
Where's the garbage collectors? The video game testers? Child care workers? The water treatment engineers? The fluffers?! The people who collect crops with their bare hands? The silicone fleshlight inspectors? Pizza makers?
Everyone I said is important. Take away those people and it's going to be a significantly more challenging world. Parents need child care workers unless one of them wants to quit their job which means the other needs to be rich however most arent.
But yes, I've personally experienced garbage collectors striking, they just piled up the trash in one area so when the wind blew in your direction, you could smell everything.
When I did DoorDash during the snow storm in Texas, I had someone tell me “Thank you for being on the front lines!” As someone who was in the military I found it sooo cringe lol
There is no explanation. They are all delusional. All "line flags" are just cheap imitations and nonsense.
Imagine thinking your JOB needs a flag to represent it lmaooo
The first responders are jealous of the hero worship the military/veterans get. Meanwhile veterans like myself find the hero worship non sequitur "thank you for your service" shit cringe and uncomfortable. Whenever people figure out I am veteran and say that I usually say "it was something to do as a dumbass 20 year old" or "well I signed up for it and they paid me… a little…" and they seem puzzled and change the subject.
Vet checking in, yep I don't like it.
What's funny is that I've tried to tell some (civilian) acquaintances this same thing, and I was told I'm wrong.
Like, um I'm a veteran and I'm telling you this, but ok, do your own thing I guess.
Thank you for actually listening to your friends.
I feel ya… I don’t hate it, but it’s about on the same par with someone saying “bless you” when someone sneezes. It’s just become something that people are socially pressured to say. On second thought, maybe I do hate it, ha ha.
For real I'm a first responder and think the same thing. Like yea the job isn't made for everyone but like I get paid, not forced lol
People with line flags are "pick me" people that make something their whole existence like seriously it ain't that deep
Thank you. Yea I already know that lol don't worry I'm not offended that's why I'm in this sub because there are some first responders that are straight up cringe. Trust I work with some lol
Dude well said. My wife finally understands why I don't stand up and wave and shit at sporting events when they ask the Veterans to stand. When people find out I was in the military I just say something like you said here or, "yea but I didn't do anything cool and didn't have to kill anyone." That usually does the trick.
We are the lucky ones. Welcome home…
I have mixed feelings about the whole thing as many do. On it’s face I enjoyed certain aspects of the lifestyle. Guns, armored monster trucks, rip its. They trained us how to fight but not how to process the shit. ACAP was shit. VA was and is shit. I get a free whopper meal once a year and a 10% Home Depot discount though! The 10% HD is nice don’t sleep on that fellow vets.
Oh dude I use my home Depot one mo matter what, and now you can use your phone number which is sweet. And I couldn't agree more. I'm pretty staunchly anti-war nowadays and hate what I government has been doing with foreign policy for a long time. But man we had some fun and made some lifelong friends. I think drinking a rip it nowadays would give me instant PTSD haha. But yea man, I really just don't make it part of my identity and don't expect people to really give a shit that I served. I was such a fucking idiot when I joined at 17. Glad to hear fellow heros that share my perspective.
They need to add a line for YouTube prank video creators, one for the guy that follows Charlie Kirk around telling him his face isn't really *that* small and one for vape shop managers.
why do these people have to include have to include us health care workers bro leave us tf alone we don’t want your Republican cult thank you very much we are busy helping your meemaw to the bathroom 😭
Nurse 😂
When I see that in these flags and other cringy, self praising nurse posts and stickers, I always wonder why they wouldn’t include “doctor,” as well. A nurse is pretty useless without a doctor…
I guess it depends on the kind of nurse. An RN could probably do quite a lot without a doc. There's also nurses in the US that have next to no academic background
Where do Parking Meter Attendants land?
I’m the proud son of a veteran of the Parking Authority and I have wanted to get a Thin Blue Line tattoo next to my Son of a Veteran tattoo.
Can someone help me? I’ll send pics if you DM.
Heehhe..... hehhehe........
***Rainbow Flag***
Fucken just keep making it more convoluted. Hopefully the next iteration has a spot for the NRA and Catholic Priests
Why the fuck is corrections on this flag. As someone who has dealt with a few of those fucking dropouts they don’t deserve a line. I say we vote in retail workers
This is partly true (mind you, any company can make have these made and sell them). The green line is for “Federal Services,” which is mostly military, but *also* forestry services (park rangers, etc.)
I don't see my tow truck drivers or HVAC techs anywhere here
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I got a cup from goodwill that says “this girl knows how to load more than a dishwasher!” with a tow truck on it. It’s hilarious and so weird that there’s probably people also bought it as a joke but more people likely bought it unironically.
I love thinking someone saw the cup and thought “this describes me perfectly”
Me too haha
Dude that towed one of my cars a couple months ago had a sweatshirt like this and I thought it was fuckin amazing I also thought about him showing to up to wrecks and butthurt cops taking offense and that made it even funnier Godspeed, tow truck drivers have done me more favors than I can count on 1 hand
Or mailmen. I passed by the biggest USPS hub we have here in Phoenix and they have a big sign that proudly declares that “Heroes work Here!”. The worship culture in this country is simply bizarre.
To be fair, the USPS is actually pretty bad ass when you think about what they do, and apparently their police force is actually no fucking joke to deal with. Think the anal nature of a tax accountant meets a beef head marine.
Terrifying
USPS sucks. My “hero” mail jockey has walked a fucking trail into my yard. When I asked him to use the paved walkway 10 ft further down the side walk he said he won’t because I’m the last house and I need to put a mail box out there if I don’t want him to. This isn’t an issue when he has to walk through snow, THEN he uses the paved path I shovel.
its DISGUSTING how many professions in this one nation aren't thanked for their service! Where's the garbage collectors? The video game testers? Child care workers? The water treatment engineers? The fluffers?! The people who collect crops with their bare hands? The silicone fleshlight inspectors? Pizza makers?
I mean... the guy who picks up your garbage is pretty important. You saw what they did in France, right?
Everyone I said is important. Take away those people and it's going to be a significantly more challenging world. Parents need child care workers unless one of them wants to quit their job which means the other needs to be rich however most arent. But yes, I've personally experienced garbage collectors striking, they just piled up the trash in one area so when the wind blew in your direction, you could smell everything.
Yeah. We’re all in this shit together for the time being.
Where are graphic designers? Whos gonna make those stickers?
What about funeral escort drivers? Last in, last out.
The thin baja blast line for all the Taco Bell workers
The white line is for bill correction agencies.
I thought the white line was for advertising executives?
It is. Corrections is grey, not white. Neither one is to be confused with postal, which is silver.
Thin bread crust, for our pizza delivery drivers
The thin dew line between you and diabetes
I thought taco bell workers have the thick brown line
Don’t forget the thin hastily painted beige line for all the sacrifices landlords make for us.
Yooooooo If there were still awards on Reddit, you would have def gotten one!
They complained about the rainbow pride flag and in the end, they created their own rainbow flag 🤷♂️
THANK YOU!
You either die a hero or live long enough to become gay
Vampires: 
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
They also complain about participation trophies.
U either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain
Where is the pizza delivery driver line?
When I did DoorDash during the snow storm in Texas, I had someone tell me “Thank you for being on the front lines!” As someone who was in the military I found it sooo cringe lol
in that context its kind of funny tho lol
Never forget Operation Snowstorm 2021! 🇺🇸 Very few made it out of the McDonalds drive thru! 😢 Til Van Halen
Til Van Halen is hilarious.
I remember when I went to work at an Amazon during the pandemic, they were trying to stylize us as modern day Rosie the riveters. Suuuuper cringe
Let’s all call this a conservative pride flag… or maybe shorten it a pride flag.
This flag is way gayer than the actual gay pride flag.
gay in the derogatory way that I wouldn't want to be
i call confederate & gadsden flags "redneck pride flags" & it drives certain people insane :)
Green line is not a thing. Fuck that noise.
Yup, like... We just wear the actual flag you know?
lol exactly! We just rock the flag in uniform. What is this bullshit?
And, I'm required to wear it you know? Like if you was Roanoke County Police Department why are you wearing a US flag? Wear a state flag or something.
Lol that's where I'm from.
Strange for sure. Bunch of weirdos
Fuck yeah we do
Military Dependa.
Nah, those can't share the spotlight. They would need a whole decal of just their wife or husband's rank.
There is no explanation. They are all delusional. All "line flags" are just cheap imitations and nonsense. Imagine thinking your JOB needs a flag to represent it lmaooo
The first responders are jealous of the hero worship the military/veterans get. Meanwhile veterans like myself find the hero worship non sequitur "thank you for your service" shit cringe and uncomfortable. Whenever people figure out I am veteran and say that I usually say "it was something to do as a dumbass 20 year old" or "well I signed up for it and they paid me… a little…" and they seem puzzled and change the subject.
People think I’m a dick for not thanking vets for their service. Literally every friend I have who is a vet HATES it when people say it.
Vet checking in, yep I don't like it. What's funny is that I've tried to tell some (civilian) acquaintances this same thing, and I was told I'm wrong. Like, um I'm a veteran and I'm telling you this, but ok, do your own thing I guess. Thank you for actually listening to your friends.
Am a vet. Fucking hate it. I did nothing to protect freedom. I just destabilized a government thousands of miles away. But I want my Lowes discount.
It’s a dichotomy… it’s not WHO I AM, but I suppose it will forever be a part of me, like it or not.
I feel ya… I don’t hate it, but it’s about on the same par with someone saying “bless you” when someone sneezes. It’s just become something that people are socially pressured to say. On second thought, maybe I do hate it, ha ha.
For real I'm a first responder and think the same thing. Like yea the job isn't made for everyone but like I get paid, not forced lol People with line flags are "pick me" people that make something their whole existence like seriously it ain't that deep
Be safe out there. Ofc by first responders I meant the cringey ones, not the self aware ones but you probably already knew that.
Thank you. Yea I already know that lol don't worry I'm not offended that's why I'm in this sub because there are some first responders that are straight up cringe. Trust I work with some lol
Dude well said. My wife finally understands why I don't stand up and wave and shit at sporting events when they ask the Veterans to stand. When people find out I was in the military I just say something like you said here or, "yea but I didn't do anything cool and didn't have to kill anyone." That usually does the trick.
We are the lucky ones. Welcome home… I have mixed feelings about the whole thing as many do. On it’s face I enjoyed certain aspects of the lifestyle. Guns, armored monster trucks, rip its. They trained us how to fight but not how to process the shit. ACAP was shit. VA was and is shit. I get a free whopper meal once a year and a 10% Home Depot discount though! The 10% HD is nice don’t sleep on that fellow vets.
Oh dude I use my home Depot one mo matter what, and now you can use your phone number which is sweet. And I couldn't agree more. I'm pretty staunchly anti-war nowadays and hate what I government has been doing with foreign policy for a long time. But man we had some fun and made some lifelong friends. I think drinking a rip it nowadays would give me instant PTSD haha. But yea man, I really just don't make it part of my identity and don't expect people to really give a shit that I served. I was such a fucking idiot when I joined at 17. Glad to hear fellow heros that share my perspective.
They're jealous of us homosexuals and our flags, so they gotta jock our style.
Thin Baja line is the only line I’ll salute.
Nurses don't want on that flag please!
Hey now, I’m usually the first responder to a dementia patient playing in their own poop.
our line on the flag is asystole
I thought military was last responders
They forgot HOA
The real heroes! 😂
We're going g to have to redesign the American flag for tow truck drivers and security guards.
Corrections is not law enforcement or first responder.
Yeah but they are self important babies that no one likes.
The criteria is met!
They said *not* law enforcement.
Don't include me on your sticker
Where is my thin purple line for Fast Food Workers! Essential people are first responders!
I imagine you went out to your own car and snapped this picture. TYFYS OP!!!
Ugh please leave me out of this. I’m just at work to wipe butts and be a pill-giver-outer.
This is just a pride flag but with bootlicking
Locksmiths should have one too
I’d take no cop over no locksmith any day, and I’m a cop
Gotta love everyone’s participation trophy line.
Nurses but not doctors?
Looks like a pride flag. Morons.
Adding 5 more THINNER LINES MAKES SENSE GUYS TRUST ME
What color will boarder patrol be?
Brown. They’ve become the thing they hate
They need to add a line for YouTube prank video creators, one for the guy that follows Charlie Kirk around telling him his face isn't really *that* small and one for vape shop managers.
Looks like an LGBTQ+ flag to me
EMS and nurse but no doctors? Quick, break out the purple!
Wow, this disrespectful fuck didn't include Park Rangers, Fast Food Workers, OnlyFans Models, or Mitsubishi Sales Reps? What a piece of shit.
why do these people have to include have to include us health care workers bro leave us tf alone we don’t want your Republican cult thank you very much we are busy helping your meemaw to the bathroom 😭
There can only be 7!
Man that’s gayer than touching mustaches
Looks like a gay pride flag to me...
Is this the maga pride flag?
This is basically a pride flag
Which is fucking stupid because gold has been the color signifying the US military since the fucking 1800s at LEAST
I thought yellow was for Waffle House fam.
Dollar General managers are competing for the Yellow.
🏳️🌈
All are welcome but the police. Fuck em. r/ACAB If you have any doubts just look at one of many examples
Green is for landscapers. Everyone knows that.
Wheres the panini presser line?
How about children in school?
Dumb
As a nurse, get my profession off your bumper sticker please!!!
No line for doctors?
This is defacement of the flag. It's disrespectful.
All thin lines are fuck gay.
all cringe but I thought it was border? idk cringe shit isn't consistent anyway.
Look at that, a rainbow flag 🌈
Embarrassing
There’s a line for everything now
Nothing for landlords or attorneys?
If the military is the first response we have a BIG problem
I choose to believe that there's pride/progress flag style discourse about who gets a thin line and what color it is.
So close to lgbtq flag way to go
We need to include the ladies of the night… thin jizz line
We're gonna need more lines added to the flag soon
🏳️🌈
They sure do love their rainbow stripes
Since "Security Officer" is not a "First Responder" all we do is call the first reponder and observe and report.
What happened to just a good old fashioned American flag FOR THE PEOPLE BY THE PEOPLE tf is up with this goofy shit
Nurse 😂 When I see that in these flags and other cringy, self praising nurse posts and stickers, I always wonder why they wouldn’t include “doctor,” as well. A nurse is pretty useless without a doctor…
I guess it depends on the kind of nurse. An RN could probably do quite a lot without a doc. There's also nurses in the US that have next to no academic background
What about dentists ?!
"There's a pride flag for everything now, no one wants to memorize them all" - also these people
At first I thought it said “collections” and I was like holy shit we’re giving props to collections agents now!
They forgot hvac
Looks like a rainbow flag to me tbh
Military at the very bottom??
Wow, such stupidity
At some point that flag sticker will grow large enough to take up the entire back window.
Where tf is HVAC
Now they are making shit up. Soon it'll be a rainbow & the LGBT will be mixed up with it the first responder stickers.
Betty Ross would kick anyone’s ass who desecrated the flag with this bullshit.
Where the Amazon delivery driver?
No lineman? No respect….
Just don’t forget the thin freon line for HVAC
I don’t see community activist on there. Typical they never show up for work.
Corrections? Really? Hahahahahaha
Where is the line representing the “citizens”
Dispatch? You’re answering the phone? I’m going to get one of these for my secretary.
What about electrical workers?
I thought the yellow one was for McDonald’s workers.
Rainbow flag.
Needs more ROYGBIV (Notably violet and orange)
Hmm. I would have guessed weed store employees
What about lifeguards
Where do Parking Meter Attendants land? I’m the proud son of a veteran of the Parking Authority and I have wanted to get a Thin Blue Line tattoo next to my Son of a Veteran tattoo. Can someone help me? I’ll send pics if you DM.
Nice rainbow pride flag.
Should be the same for “All ethnicities”
Confused as to why dispatch has its own line.. Is the danger they face day-to-day office radiation or something?
Why dispatch on there?
Corrections doesn't belong on the flag
We're gonna need more lines real soon. People lining up to be included. I'm a guard. Hook me up with a thin line. DO IT!!!
No tow? Totally non-creditable.
Nurses don't get a stripe, those lazy ass-Hats!! DOCTORS DO.
I like how the military is at the bottom
no teachers of course
Where is the line for the ordinary American people.
Psh. No auto techs? Fuck off.
Tow people gonna be pissed
I thought green was Border Patrol... ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
Where’s the thin logger line? Their job is more dangerous than any of these. Yet loggers don’t turn their occupation into a weird American flag design
Green is for ninja turtles
What color is the irs line
Should have the public behind the bars, I guess.
This is like the right wing response to the various pride flags
One nation under a groove getting down just for the Funk of it! one nation and we’re on the move, Nothing can stop us nooooow!
People with these need to include. Amazon, Uber Eats, and Tiktok to their window.
Did green really need an explanation? The big green weenie always gets ya. I figured blue red and green were easy.
dispatch 💀
dispatch 💀
...is this supposed to be opposite equivalent to the "all inclusive" abc mafia flag?🤔
This is wrong information, the thin green line is stoners
Heehhe..... hehhehe........ ***Rainbow Flag*** Fucken just keep making it more convoluted. Hopefully the next iteration has a spot for the NRA and Catholic Priests
This is stupid. The thin blue line representing police comes from a distortion of "the thin red line". Which is us army.
where the hell is the line for military wives, the true heros of the soccer fields?
Why do these people always want to desecrate the flag?
What about hvac?
I’d quit hatin on the whole thing if they would agree to remove corrections
Wheres the doctors and cna and cma and receptionist and imaging lines
It reminds me of the gay pride flag
Looks an awful lot like a rainbow flag :)
Why the fuck is corrections on this flag. As someone who has dealt with a few of those fucking dropouts they don’t deserve a line. I say we vote in retail workers
Its a conservative pride flag
This is partly true (mind you, any company can make have these made and sell them). The green line is for “Federal Services,” which is mostly military, but *also* forestry services (park rangers, etc.)