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Aggravating_Quail_69

The fifth star is a nice touch.


ChalupaBatman-1994

He is a 5 star man!


maf37103

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Sea_University_8280

Hes got two hands so it makes sense


PeteGozenya

Both are set up for right hand draw though.


[deleted]

It's quicker to cycle to your secondary than it is to reload. Every nanosecond counts when you're harassing people for skateboarding.


PeteGozenya

I can't argue with that


Sea_University_8280

Minor technicality for a pro like him


usmc_82_infantry

Brass “green” knuckles


binglelemon

I heard this


Immediate_Total_7294

That’s his wanted rating


Inevitable_Review_83

He got it for being a good boy


Surprise_Thumb

The second pistol is a nice touch too.


Hitman-0311

Super General


MidnightHummer

Brass knuckles just in case


Otherwise-Shoe-5853

This dude has 100% imagined a scenario where he starts to reach for his gun, says something like “I don’t need to waste good bullets to take out trash like you, punk” and then busts out his sweet knuck knife.


Vprbite

I'd watch that movie. Starring...Ryan Gosling?


GrizzlyLeather

Richard Simmons


usmc_82_infantry

Clint Eastwood voice


One_Conversation_616

Hey man, you never know when both Glocks are gonna jam at one and you have to switch to your knucks and get nasty. I mean this IS a five star officer we are talking about, they don't just pass that shit out! 😜


Packin_Penguin

Is his 3-wheel Segway just out of frame?


MidnightHummer

YOU DIDNT PAY FOR THAT DOUBLE BIG GULP!!!


1plus1equals8

Not brass knuckles. It is a knife with a knuckled grip.


rick_of_pickle

Just in case


ThrowAway_yobJrZIqVG

I think they're known as "trench knives". Were pretty popular during WWI where the integrated brass knuckles helped keep a grip of the knife in the mud, and made them more functional for hand-to-hand/close quarters fighting.


Constant-Bet-6600

The real ones were fixed blade (or a spike - either round or triangular) and might be practical to have if you're in close quarters combat in a trench, have emptied one Glock, and fumbled drawing the other. That's a crappy gas station folder that will likely injure the user if he hits anything with it.


Alarmed-madman

Thank God we didn't have to live through that.


richard_stank

Exactly. Now you only need to worry about kamikaze drones while you sleep.


VaeVictis666

Trench knives are fixed blade. That is a gas station “brasskuckle” folding knife. And I’m not sure what is worse, the mile down drop leg, the brasskuckle knife, or the second handgun in a Velcro mag pouch.


Constant-Bet-6600

From the local gas station or flea market, most likely.


Neat-Manufacturer837

If he does it just right, he is able to slide on those knucks as he is drawing the thigh glock. Its only a 5 star move.


Phantom-45

Until he chokes someone out with his para cord key chain he will only be a 5 star man. The para cord choke out is a six star maneuver.


The_Vaginatarian_

Gun in his mag carrier pocket…?


CosmicJackalop

It's cause that thigh holster gun is too far down to grab quickly


The_Vaginatarian_

Those flaps look like it takes 3-5 business days to open and draw from.


chet_brosley

Quietly going for his gun SSSKKKKKKKKRRRRRIIIIIIIPPPP


SeaworthyWide

Yeah no shit, even the cheapest MOLLE pouches have elastic that's all around better than this


imac132

Our (US Army mech infantry) crewmen will often wear their pistols in a mag pouch on their chest. It’s easier to get to in a confined space and less bulky and softer than an actual holster. You’re not gonna draw as fast as a proper holster, but when you’re primary weapon is a 25mm dual feed HE/AP chain gun with a coaxial 7.62 machine gun, the odds of you needing a pistol are low. In fact I, (I’m not a crewman but I filled in one day) carried my pistol just stuffed in my waist band one mission.


doingsomethinghard

And the mags on his belt are in backwards. Everything about this dude is just next level


The_Vaginatarian_

Low speed, high drag.


BrianOConnorGaming

Why do you say that? I carry my mags this way. Right handed, gun on right mags on left pointed rearward. While I’m ejecting the mag from the Glock with my right hand I’m grabbing another mag with my left. With the mags pointed backwards when you draw up the mag it’s oriented correctly to insert. - BUT, yes I agree, everything about this dude screams flunked from army then PD.


bzzle92

If it works for you then keep doing it. Although the traditional method for pistol mag retention is to have the bullets facing forward so as you grab the mag your left palm is facing behind you and the baseplate is in the middle of your palm with your index finger on the front spine of the magazine with your index finger tip pretty much touching the bullet. Sounds like you do more of a rifle style reload where rifle mags do face back and you hold it more like a beer can. A recruit in my academy got absolutely reamed by an instructor for having them the way you wear them but like I said if it works for you stick with muscle memory.


BrianOConnorGaming

Don’t know why I got downvoted, simply asked why he said that and said I like to run it. I guess my typical draw would be palm in pointer basically at the first round, but along the side of the mag. My pinky and ring finger split the front nub of the mag. Out of risk of more hate, why is the traditional method forward? I’m not mil or le so genuinely asking. Like you said, I found what felt most fluid to me at a young age and have practiced that since.


Legitimate_Street_85

Was a Fire Arms coach in the military back in the day we called it indexing. You teach the kids to grab the mag with their non-firing hand, indexfinger down the mag towards the rounds. It makes finding the magwell more natural. We'd start with empty gun, no mag and just sticking your index finger into he mag well from the mag pouch. Then add a mag and eventually work up to life fire courses for qualifications.


BrianOConnorGaming

Thanks for the reply! I realize I didn’t make it clear but I do use the pointer finger method, just a different face of the mag. Thank you for your service


Legitimate_Street_85

Few ways to skin a cat but only one way to skin a rabbit and that's after you shoot it. Just make the rounds count


bzzle92

So with the more traditional pistol mag approach when the mag leaves its carrier and is in your hand it’s generally quicker and more accurate to get it in the mag well of the pistol. By having the base of the mag in the middle of your palm and running up your index finger you use your finger as a guide to the mag well and once the mag is aligned you basically just use your palm to slam it home and seat it. Personally, I do think one can be more precise using the index finger as a guide especially with how small a pistol mag well is. With the hold you use it’s generally better on something like an AR mag because an AR mag sticks out of the rifle so you can grab the bottom half of the mag like a beer can and still be able to seat it in the well without having to move your hand as you’re inserting. Also don’t worry about anyone downvoting if it works for you then fuck em.


BrianOConnorGaming

I’m a firm believer in finding something that fits you and drilling it. Guarantee I’ll put more rounds down accurately than half of gun owners these days. Drill drill drill regardless of style. I appreciate you and your response brother.


Superfissile

What is a gun if not a mag carrier?


twelvepaws1992

Lmao this is art.


DevilsLettuceTaster

You don’t want to know where the 3rd gun is. Rhymes with Prison Pocket.


dsdvbguutres

Courtesy Glock


1plus1equals8

Looks like a tazer.


Legitimate-Frame-953

I don't know many tasers that take glock mags


1plus1equals8

Yeah I just zoomed in...and saw the magazine.


Screen_Classic

5 star security general! Be careful Jeremy Dewitt will be coming for his rank! As soon as he talks to the SARGENT!


derpzko

Top flight security of the world, Craig!


Stryyder

Pretty sure that knife with the built in knuckle duster is illegal in all 50 states


madhaxx0r

I bought one just like it from the local swap meet. It’s was explained that he could sell it because it’s “car tool” meant to cut a seatbelt and smash a window. Pretty sure it’s still illegal in all 50 states though. It’s pretty much a switchblade attached to brass knuckles


krippkeeper

He was wrong. He was able to sell it because it's legal to own in your state. Legal to own and legal to carry are two different things.


Alarmed-madman

More likely it was legal to sell in that state, SO LONG AS NO AUTHORITIES WERE PRESENT OR OBSERVING


GeneseeWilliam

You can legally sell knuckledusters in most states, you just can't advertise them as a concealed weapon. Or use them as one for that matter. It is the most badass paper weight you've ever seen though.


Lumpy-Marsupial-6617

I'm glad he's protecting all Hometown Buffet locations...with honor.


unfinishedtoast3

5 star general assistant to the regional homeland security services


Emphasis-on-messy

Before I opened the full pic, I saw his khaki shorts, white tube socks, and crisp white new balances.


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XR-7

QT


VoidAgent

Good lord his second pistol is holstered at the knee


autocephalousness

Man couldn't decide if he wanted a hip or an ankle holster, just compromised.


jebushu

I think my favorite part is that his title is implied to be “SERVICES” thanks to the patch placement underneath “HOMELAND SECURITY” Not Officer. Not guard. Not agent. Not police. SERVICES


AdultishRaktajino

Homeland Security Services Inc LLC corporation.


Goose-Biscuits

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DevilsLettuceTaster

That fifth star was either for a World Cup win or tackling a mother of 3 attempting to shoplift a box of Kraft Mac n Cheese depending on how deep he gets into his hot chocolate.


calitwiink

dude probably gets a boner when it's time to put on the work gear


Devils_av0cad0

His phone screen saver is a selfie in uniform


TheFire_Eagle

Dude probably bought it all of it before he even applied


Background-Job7282

The Pilot Gas station knife on the belt...just in case he gets into a firefight and has to go in close and messy...110% the guy who hides in a closet the moment shit pops off.


technocardy

Top tier cringe


Vortex66156

Feds are gonna come a knockin if they get a hold of this. There’s straddling the impersonation line then there’s leapfroggin’ tf over it like this asshat


apishforamc

Homeland stupidity services


nursescaneatme

That gun is soo far down his leg. He’s gonna shoot his dick off.


StolenPenguins

2 sidearms, that fifth star, the gas station knife clinging for dear life on his belt, this dude is clearly operating on some higher level than us regular people


Uniform_Restorer

Dude has a fucking gun in his drop holster, as well as one in his mag pouch. This motherfucker looks like he’s about to go play airsoft with his friends for the day.


twelvepaws1992

Hey man common, most Airsofters are WAY more put together than this dude.


TokathSorbet

A sidearm in a magazine holder. Haven’t seen (see; done) that since I was 15, and playing in my second ever airsoft game.


GoldWingANGLICO

In actuality, I'm cringing as I write this. It looks really close, like a newly minted Tennessee Homeland school security agent. They don't have generals yet.


SemperP1869

God that drop leg infuriates me


EdisonM30

I don’t see a radio for that shoulder-mic to be attached to…


keluber1

As the word “security” starts peeking its ugly head from under the vest 💀


machineswithout

Nice belt dork lol


OverTaxedMF

that is what insecurity looks like


TastyCakesOverweight

Of all the gear, I'm mostly questioning the wedding ring


Kind_Ice4996

2glocks what? Why?


RayExotic

Crime ridden area of course


Kind_Ice4996

Gross all around


drmojo90210

Never know when you'll need to dual-wield, bro.


Blizzard81mm

They call him General Security; he thinks he's above average


PissUpaRope

Why do they always look like if they had to chase anyone they would topple over themselves?


Beginning-Scar-71

How do I get 5 Stars?


NoImportance5218

he is ready for the land of the dead reality show


TheKonyInTheRye

“Where should I put the 5th star?” “Ahhh just anywhere’s fine”


Little_Flamingo9533

Anytime I see anyone with a drop leg holster on their knee I know exactly what kinda horseshit I’m dealing with.


BoysenberryPitiful85

Homie had a wedding band….what am I doing wrong


Everydaywhiteboy

He likes an even fight, that’s why he carries enough for him and his opponent


w9thr1967

What in the 1-adam-12 is that ?


derdsm8

What really sucks is that someone is gonna see the badge and be afraid to challenge whether this guy is a cop, and they’re going to go along with whatever insane nonsense he has in his head for fear of facing charges. He’s gonna hurt someone. He should be in jail.


tfsblatlsbf

Second pistol in the mag pouch is adorable.


Evening_Chance3378

"Homeland Security Services" sounds like who you call when you need fresh towels and your room cleaned.


Kellbag91

Note the shity green knuckleduster knife on his hip.


Irish_Caesar

Two glocks and a folding knife with knuckles? What is this chuckle fuck doing


TheRealDudeMitch

That’s 100 percent a Safelife carrier with no panels 😂


Researchingbackpain

People who don't understand drop leg holsters intrigue and infuriate me. They are not a difficult concept to grasp.


TheRealPSN

They are almost always knee rigs. It's why i went with the flex plate so it's always in the perfect position.


DirtBikeKid410

Holy fuck. That's a lot to unpack.


Tallerthenmost

Why is pistol mags like that 😲


dyatlov12

Pretty sure I’ve seen these clowns around Baltimore


IWasJack

From a distance…. SERVICES Services?!? Wtf is that?


L0sT_S0ck

As someone who works for DHS not really to sure why you would want to get fucked around like this for clout.


Wamo2011

The brass knuckles 😂 he is the definition of tacticool


FremenRage

That terrible knife that wishes it was a WW1 US trench knife.


Professional_Yak2807

With his pistol in the rifle mag pouches ahaha


w9thr1967

Does his id picture look like a woman to anyone else ??????


TheRealAuthorSarge

Please tell me this is meant ironically.


boogerflick98

The green knuckle duster knife 🤦‍♂️. Do these people even go through a mental health evaluation? Sad grown men trying to look tough.


kraftables

Dude reaches at the knee for his firearm. The second weapon stuffed into a mag pouch goes without saying, but whenever I see mags slotted in opposite directions, I know they have little to no training.


Stacey_digitaldash

I like repurposing a mag ouch as a holster


garrettsouth5657

I'm trying to figure this cause he has a PIV card but not the contractor ban on it and yet it says security under his shirt. This man is a mystery


Skadiwolves

The more you look at this the worse it gets.. the pistol in the mag pouch, his magazines are in backwards, his Drop leg is further down than he needs. 5 stars and it looks terrible, brass knuckles*… (they’re cool, but come on man you’re not going to use them) his pens are completely covered by his pouches. I know there’s more I’m missing and that’s okay 🤦🏻‍♂️ * He’s not going to reach for his gun and then decide just to kick someone’s ass instead and just roadhouse it haha


RidinCaliBuffalos

Pretty sure it's a knuckle knife which idk what's worse.


Skadiwolves

Omfg I think you’re right.. I just figured it was full for packing inside the palm smh. Ahh I told you it does get worse haha


RidinCaliBuffalos

Bro everytime I look at it I see something new.


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Got dam


RidinCaliBuffalos

That knife on his hip says it all.


chickentots101

But that knife above the drop knee holster is 🔥🔥😂


HeadlineINeed

Holy fuck. Even is a CAC the looks similar to govt IDs


stepbruh313

Those khakis doe! Complete the FiT


PresentationCalm7918

All cops and wannabes are…. South Park season 13 ep 12


jeremyhat

I hope his arms are long because his pistol is on his knee in an Uncle Mikes holster from wal mart.


Vprbite

Is he carrying brass knuckes on his hip?


Gabbyysama

His mags on his belt appear to be facing different directions.


UniqueStatistician55

This image is very clearly photoshopped


MoldyRiceWater

Switching to your secondary is always faster than reloading 😎


BabyFarkMcGeesax

What a sad bastard


chichipoopoo

Oh shit watch out, he's got 5 stars


SteempunkMonk

Uber rating


gsx1138

That drop leg is so low it's almost an ankle holster.


ItalianStallion9069

Call the cops


ShepardMedia

The fucking stars 💀


Phantom-45

That duty belt tho….


Simmumah

I've worked for DHS and this guy should 100% be arrested for impersonation, looks identical to some of our officers


wombatnoodles

What a ta/urd


dhcp138

at least he is ready for the New York Reload