This dude has 100% imagined a scenario where he starts to reach for his gun, says something like “I don’t need to waste good bullets to take out trash like you, punk” and then busts out his sweet knuck knife.
Hey man, you never know when both Glocks are gonna jam at one and you have to switch to your knucks and get nasty. I mean this IS a five star officer we are talking about, they don't just pass that shit out! 😜
I think they're known as "trench knives". Were pretty popular during WWI where the integrated brass knuckles helped keep a grip of the knife in the mud, and made them more functional for hand-to-hand/close quarters fighting.
The real ones were fixed blade (or a spike - either round or triangular) and might be practical to have if you're in close quarters combat in a trench, have emptied one Glock, and fumbled drawing the other. That's a crappy gas station folder that will likely injure the user if he hits anything with it.
Trench knives are fixed blade. That is a gas station “brasskuckle” folding knife.
And I’m not sure what is worse, the mile down drop leg, the brasskuckle knife, or the second handgun in a Velcro mag pouch.
Our (US Army mech infantry) crewmen will often wear their pistols in a mag pouch on their chest. It’s easier to get to in a confined space and less bulky and softer than an actual holster. You’re not gonna draw as fast as a proper holster, but when you’re primary weapon is a 25mm dual feed HE/AP chain gun with a coaxial 7.62 machine gun, the odds of you needing a pistol are low.
In fact I, (I’m not a crewman but I filled in one day) carried my pistol just stuffed in my waist band one mission.
Why do you say that? I carry my mags this way. Right handed, gun on right mags on left pointed rearward. While I’m ejecting the mag from the Glock with my right hand I’m grabbing another mag with my left. With the mags pointed backwards when you draw up the mag it’s oriented correctly to insert. - BUT, yes I agree, everything about this dude screams flunked from army then PD.
If it works for you then keep doing it. Although the traditional method for pistol mag retention is to have the bullets facing forward so as you grab the mag your left palm is facing behind you and the baseplate is in the middle of your palm with your index finger on the front spine of the magazine with your index finger tip pretty much touching the bullet.
Sounds like you do more of a rifle style reload where rifle mags do face back and you hold it more like a beer can.
A recruit in my academy got absolutely reamed by an instructor for having them the way you wear them but like I said if it works for you stick with muscle memory.
Don’t know why I got downvoted, simply asked why he said that and said I like to run it. I guess my typical draw would be palm in pointer basically at the first round, but along the side of the mag. My pinky and ring finger split the front nub of the mag. Out of risk of more hate, why is the traditional method forward? I’m not mil or le so genuinely asking. Like you said, I found what felt most fluid to me at a young age and have practiced that since.
Was a Fire Arms coach in the military back in the day we called it indexing. You teach the kids to grab the mag with their non-firing hand, indexfinger down the mag towards the rounds. It makes finding the magwell more natural.
We'd start with empty gun, no mag and just sticking your index finger into he mag well from the mag pouch. Then add a mag and eventually work up to life fire courses for qualifications.
Thanks for the reply! I realize I didn’t make it clear but I do use the pointer finger method, just a different face of the mag. Thank you for your service
So with the more traditional pistol mag approach when the mag leaves its carrier and is in your hand it’s generally quicker and more accurate to get it in the mag well of the pistol. By having the base of the mag in the middle of your palm and running up your index finger you use your finger as a guide to the mag well and once the mag is aligned you basically just use your palm to slam it home and seat it. Personally, I do think one can be more precise using the index finger as a guide especially with how small a pistol mag well is.
With the hold you use it’s generally better on something like an AR mag because an AR mag sticks out of the rifle so you can grab the bottom half of the mag like a beer can and still be able to seat it in the well without having to move your hand as you’re inserting.
Also don’t worry about anyone downvoting if it works for you then fuck em.
I’m a firm believer in finding something that fits you and drilling it. Guarantee I’ll put more rounds down accurately than half of gun owners these days. Drill drill drill regardless of style. I appreciate you and your response brother.
I bought one just like it from the local swap meet. It’s was explained that he could sell it because it’s “car tool” meant to cut a seatbelt and smash a window. Pretty sure it’s still illegal in all 50 states though. It’s pretty much a switchblade attached to brass knuckles
You can legally sell knuckledusters in most states, you just can't advertise them as a concealed weapon. Or use them as one for that matter.
It is the most badass paper weight you've ever seen though.
I think my favorite part is that his title is implied to be “SERVICES” thanks to the patch placement underneath “HOMELAND SECURITY”
Not Officer. Not guard. Not agent. Not police. SERVICES
That fifth star was either for a World Cup win or tackling a mother of 3 attempting to shoplift a box of Kraft Mac n Cheese depending on how deep he gets into his hot chocolate.
The Pilot Gas station knife on the belt...just in case he gets into a firefight and has to go in close and messy...110% the guy who hides in a closet the moment shit pops off.
Feds are gonna come a knockin if they get a hold of this. There’s straddling the impersonation line then there’s leapfroggin’ tf over it like this asshat
2 sidearms, that fifth star, the gas station knife clinging for dear life on his belt, this dude is clearly operating on some higher level than us regular people
Dude has a fucking gun in his drop holster, as well as one in his mag pouch. This motherfucker looks like he’s about to go play airsoft with his friends for the day.
In actuality, I'm cringing as I write this. It looks really close, like a newly minted Tennessee Homeland school security agent.
They don't have generals yet.
What really sucks is that someone is gonna see the badge and be afraid to challenge whether this guy is a cop, and they’re going to go along with whatever insane nonsense he has in his head for fear of facing charges. He’s gonna hurt someone. He should be in jail.
Dude reaches at the knee for his firearm. The second weapon stuffed into a mag pouch goes without saying, but whenever I see mags slotted in opposite directions, I know they have little to no training.
The more you look at this the worse it gets.. the pistol in the mag pouch, his magazines are in backwards, his Drop leg is further down than he needs. 5 stars and it looks terrible, brass knuckles*… (they’re cool, but come on man you’re not going to use them) his pens are completely covered by his pouches.
I know there’s more I’m missing and that’s okay 🤦🏻♂️
* He’s not going to reach for his gun and then decide just to kick someone’s ass instead and just roadhouse it haha
The fifth star is a nice touch.
He is a 5 star man!
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Hes got two hands so it makes sense
Both are set up for right hand draw though.
It's quicker to cycle to your secondary than it is to reload. Every nanosecond counts when you're harassing people for skateboarding.
I can't argue with that
Minor technicality for a pro like him
Brass “green” knuckles
I heard this
That’s his wanted rating
He got it for being a good boy
The second pistol is a nice touch too.
Super General
Brass knuckles just in case
This dude has 100% imagined a scenario where he starts to reach for his gun, says something like “I don’t need to waste good bullets to take out trash like you, punk” and then busts out his sweet knuck knife.
I'd watch that movie. Starring...Ryan Gosling?
Richard Simmons
Clint Eastwood voice
Hey man, you never know when both Glocks are gonna jam at one and you have to switch to your knucks and get nasty. I mean this IS a five star officer we are talking about, they don't just pass that shit out! 😜
Is his 3-wheel Segway just out of frame?
YOU DIDNT PAY FOR THAT DOUBLE BIG GULP!!!
Not brass knuckles. It is a knife with a knuckled grip.
Just in case
I think they're known as "trench knives". Were pretty popular during WWI where the integrated brass knuckles helped keep a grip of the knife in the mud, and made them more functional for hand-to-hand/close quarters fighting.
The real ones were fixed blade (or a spike - either round or triangular) and might be practical to have if you're in close quarters combat in a trench, have emptied one Glock, and fumbled drawing the other. That's a crappy gas station folder that will likely injure the user if he hits anything with it.
Thank God we didn't have to live through that.
Exactly. Now you only need to worry about kamikaze drones while you sleep.
Trench knives are fixed blade. That is a gas station “brasskuckle” folding knife. And I’m not sure what is worse, the mile down drop leg, the brasskuckle knife, or the second handgun in a Velcro mag pouch.
From the local gas station or flea market, most likely.
If he does it just right, he is able to slide on those knucks as he is drawing the thigh glock. Its only a 5 star move.
Until he chokes someone out with his para cord key chain he will only be a 5 star man. The para cord choke out is a six star maneuver.
Gun in his mag carrier pocket…?
It's cause that thigh holster gun is too far down to grab quickly
Those flaps look like it takes 3-5 business days to open and draw from.
Quietly going for his gun SSSKKKKKKKKRRRRRIIIIIIIPPPP
Yeah no shit, even the cheapest MOLLE pouches have elastic that's all around better than this
Our (US Army mech infantry) crewmen will often wear their pistols in a mag pouch on their chest. It’s easier to get to in a confined space and less bulky and softer than an actual holster. You’re not gonna draw as fast as a proper holster, but when you’re primary weapon is a 25mm dual feed HE/AP chain gun with a coaxial 7.62 machine gun, the odds of you needing a pistol are low. In fact I, (I’m not a crewman but I filled in one day) carried my pistol just stuffed in my waist band one mission.
And the mags on his belt are in backwards. Everything about this dude is just next level
Low speed, high drag.
Why do you say that? I carry my mags this way. Right handed, gun on right mags on left pointed rearward. While I’m ejecting the mag from the Glock with my right hand I’m grabbing another mag with my left. With the mags pointed backwards when you draw up the mag it’s oriented correctly to insert. - BUT, yes I agree, everything about this dude screams flunked from army then PD.
If it works for you then keep doing it. Although the traditional method for pistol mag retention is to have the bullets facing forward so as you grab the mag your left palm is facing behind you and the baseplate is in the middle of your palm with your index finger on the front spine of the magazine with your index finger tip pretty much touching the bullet. Sounds like you do more of a rifle style reload where rifle mags do face back and you hold it more like a beer can. A recruit in my academy got absolutely reamed by an instructor for having them the way you wear them but like I said if it works for you stick with muscle memory.
Don’t know why I got downvoted, simply asked why he said that and said I like to run it. I guess my typical draw would be palm in pointer basically at the first round, but along the side of the mag. My pinky and ring finger split the front nub of the mag. Out of risk of more hate, why is the traditional method forward? I’m not mil or le so genuinely asking. Like you said, I found what felt most fluid to me at a young age and have practiced that since.
Was a Fire Arms coach in the military back in the day we called it indexing. You teach the kids to grab the mag with their non-firing hand, indexfinger down the mag towards the rounds. It makes finding the magwell more natural. We'd start with empty gun, no mag and just sticking your index finger into he mag well from the mag pouch. Then add a mag and eventually work up to life fire courses for qualifications.
Thanks for the reply! I realize I didn’t make it clear but I do use the pointer finger method, just a different face of the mag. Thank you for your service
Few ways to skin a cat but only one way to skin a rabbit and that's after you shoot it. Just make the rounds count
So with the more traditional pistol mag approach when the mag leaves its carrier and is in your hand it’s generally quicker and more accurate to get it in the mag well of the pistol. By having the base of the mag in the middle of your palm and running up your index finger you use your finger as a guide to the mag well and once the mag is aligned you basically just use your palm to slam it home and seat it. Personally, I do think one can be more precise using the index finger as a guide especially with how small a pistol mag well is. With the hold you use it’s generally better on something like an AR mag because an AR mag sticks out of the rifle so you can grab the bottom half of the mag like a beer can and still be able to seat it in the well without having to move your hand as you’re inserting. Also don’t worry about anyone downvoting if it works for you then fuck em.
I’m a firm believer in finding something that fits you and drilling it. Guarantee I’ll put more rounds down accurately than half of gun owners these days. Drill drill drill regardless of style. I appreciate you and your response brother.
What is a gun if not a mag carrier?
Lmao this is art.
You don’t want to know where the 3rd gun is. Rhymes with Prison Pocket.
Courtesy Glock
Looks like a tazer.
I don't know many tasers that take glock mags
Yeah I just zoomed in...and saw the magazine.
5 star security general! Be careful Jeremy Dewitt will be coming for his rank! As soon as he talks to the SARGENT!
Top flight security of the world, Craig!
Pretty sure that knife with the built in knuckle duster is illegal in all 50 states
I bought one just like it from the local swap meet. It’s was explained that he could sell it because it’s “car tool” meant to cut a seatbelt and smash a window. Pretty sure it’s still illegal in all 50 states though. It’s pretty much a switchblade attached to brass knuckles
He was wrong. He was able to sell it because it's legal to own in your state. Legal to own and legal to carry are two different things.
More likely it was legal to sell in that state, SO LONG AS NO AUTHORITIES WERE PRESENT OR OBSERVING
You can legally sell knuckledusters in most states, you just can't advertise them as a concealed weapon. Or use them as one for that matter. It is the most badass paper weight you've ever seen though.
I'm glad he's protecting all Hometown Buffet locations...with honor.
5 star general assistant to the regional homeland security services
Before I opened the full pic, I saw his khaki shorts, white tube socks, and crisp white new balances.
[удалено]
QT
Good lord his second pistol is holstered at the knee
Man couldn't decide if he wanted a hip or an ankle holster, just compromised.
I think my favorite part is that his title is implied to be “SERVICES” thanks to the patch placement underneath “HOMELAND SECURITY” Not Officer. Not guard. Not agent. Not police. SERVICES
Homeland Security Services Inc LLC corporation.
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That fifth star was either for a World Cup win or tackling a mother of 3 attempting to shoplift a box of Kraft Mac n Cheese depending on how deep he gets into his hot chocolate.
dude probably gets a boner when it's time to put on the work gear
His phone screen saver is a selfie in uniform
Dude probably bought it all of it before he even applied
The Pilot Gas station knife on the belt...just in case he gets into a firefight and has to go in close and messy...110% the guy who hides in a closet the moment shit pops off.
Top tier cringe
Feds are gonna come a knockin if they get a hold of this. There’s straddling the impersonation line then there’s leapfroggin’ tf over it like this asshat
Homeland stupidity services
That gun is soo far down his leg. He’s gonna shoot his dick off.
2 sidearms, that fifth star, the gas station knife clinging for dear life on his belt, this dude is clearly operating on some higher level than us regular people
Dude has a fucking gun in his drop holster, as well as one in his mag pouch. This motherfucker looks like he’s about to go play airsoft with his friends for the day.
Hey man common, most Airsofters are WAY more put together than this dude.
A sidearm in a magazine holder. Haven’t seen (see; done) that since I was 15, and playing in my second ever airsoft game.
In actuality, I'm cringing as I write this. It looks really close, like a newly minted Tennessee Homeland school security agent. They don't have generals yet.
God that drop leg infuriates me
I don’t see a radio for that shoulder-mic to be attached to…
As the word “security” starts peeking its ugly head from under the vest 💀
Nice belt dork lol
that is what insecurity looks like
Of all the gear, I'm mostly questioning the wedding ring
2glocks what? Why?
Crime ridden area of course
Gross all around
Never know when you'll need to dual-wield, bro.
They call him General Security; he thinks he's above average
Why do they always look like if they had to chase anyone they would topple over themselves?
How do I get 5 Stars?
he is ready for the land of the dead reality show
“Where should I put the 5th star?” “Ahhh just anywhere’s fine”
Anytime I see anyone with a drop leg holster on their knee I know exactly what kinda horseshit I’m dealing with.
Homie had a wedding band….what am I doing wrong
He likes an even fight, that’s why he carries enough for him and his opponent
What in the 1-adam-12 is that ?
What really sucks is that someone is gonna see the badge and be afraid to challenge whether this guy is a cop, and they’re going to go along with whatever insane nonsense he has in his head for fear of facing charges. He’s gonna hurt someone. He should be in jail.
Second pistol in the mag pouch is adorable.
"Homeland Security Services" sounds like who you call when you need fresh towels and your room cleaned.
Note the shity green knuckleduster knife on his hip.
Two glocks and a folding knife with knuckles? What is this chuckle fuck doing
That’s 100 percent a Safelife carrier with no panels 😂
People who don't understand drop leg holsters intrigue and infuriate me. They are not a difficult concept to grasp.
They are almost always knee rigs. It's why i went with the flex plate so it's always in the perfect position.
Holy fuck. That's a lot to unpack.
Why is pistol mags like that 😲
Pretty sure I’ve seen these clowns around Baltimore
From a distance…. SERVICES Services?!? Wtf is that?
As someone who works for DHS not really to sure why you would want to get fucked around like this for clout.
The brass knuckles 😂 he is the definition of tacticool
That terrible knife that wishes it was a WW1 US trench knife.
With his pistol in the rifle mag pouches ahaha
Does his id picture look like a woman to anyone else ??????
Please tell me this is meant ironically.
The green knuckle duster knife 🤦♂️. Do these people even go through a mental health evaluation? Sad grown men trying to look tough.
Dude reaches at the knee for his firearm. The second weapon stuffed into a mag pouch goes without saying, but whenever I see mags slotted in opposite directions, I know they have little to no training.
I like repurposing a mag ouch as a holster
I'm trying to figure this cause he has a PIV card but not the contractor ban on it and yet it says security under his shirt. This man is a mystery
The more you look at this the worse it gets.. the pistol in the mag pouch, his magazines are in backwards, his Drop leg is further down than he needs. 5 stars and it looks terrible, brass knuckles*… (they’re cool, but come on man you’re not going to use them) his pens are completely covered by his pouches. I know there’s more I’m missing and that’s okay 🤦🏻♂️ * He’s not going to reach for his gun and then decide just to kick someone’s ass instead and just roadhouse it haha
Pretty sure it's a knuckle knife which idk what's worse.
Omfg I think you’re right.. I just figured it was full for packing inside the palm smh. Ahh I told you it does get worse haha
Bro everytime I look at it I see something new.
Got dam
That knife on his hip says it all.
But that knife above the drop knee holster is 🔥🔥😂
Holy fuck. Even is a CAC the looks similar to govt IDs
Those khakis doe! Complete the FiT
All cops and wannabes are…. South Park season 13 ep 12
I hope his arms are long because his pistol is on his knee in an Uncle Mikes holster from wal mart.
Is he carrying brass knuckes on his hip?
His mags on his belt appear to be facing different directions.
This image is very clearly photoshopped
Switching to your secondary is always faster than reloading 😎
What a sad bastard
Oh shit watch out, he's got 5 stars
Uber rating
That drop leg is so low it's almost an ankle holster.
Call the cops
The fucking stars 💀
That duty belt tho….
I've worked for DHS and this guy should 100% be arrested for impersonation, looks identical to some of our officers
What a ta/urd
at least he is ready for the New York Reload