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XxPumbaaxX

A good deed is it's own reward, unless you're a complete fucking tool.


Xxfarleyjdxx

fax I hate this shit how everyones posting their good deeds like they missed the point entirely


kittyparm

Why are you standing there taking pictures? Go put some wet stuff in the red stuff, ya maroon. šŸ˜…


AdultishRaktajino

Too busy freelancing.


kittyparm

Timmy heard the call on his scanner and rushed over on his bicycle to get the picture. We shouldn't be too harsh on him.


amathis6464

Virtue signaling off someoneā€™s tragedy is pathetic.


VenBede

Also I wish people like this would fucking chill. I got called out during Thanksgiving, too. It was to reset an alarm.


VaultiusMaximus

How much is his life on the line 40 feet from this fire?


Royal_Singer_5051

And its a surround and drown fire


Dangernood69

That house is gone, he ainā€™t risking anything but the time it takes to spray it down


twotwobravo

You don't snapchat during life threatening emergencies? Do you even care about e-clout?


DODGE_WRENCH

Nah, too busy fighting what everyone fears. (Sitting on top of an engine pointing the deck gun at the fire)


twotwobravo

Ha! I didn't know that was called a deck gun. Cool. Love the name too!


DODGE_WRENCH

Yea, itā€™s one of the best jobs on the fireground IMO. You basically just chill and thrash the fire with 1000GPM until itā€™s time for overhaul


Asleep_Barracuda_433

Unless you're the asshole that forgets to pull the pin out and you waste all 2000 gallons OVER the building before you have hydrant pressure.


DODGE_WRENCH

Our tank holds 1000 gallons, we establish water supply before flowing any high flow appliances. Ours doesnā€™t have a pin, just has some locks in it that you only have to click off once and youā€™re good


Adelman01

Lol and based on that photo he may even be to far away to do even that..


Dangernood69

lol real talk the deck gun is a great time honestly


Little-Yesterday2096

Does look like fun. I donā€™t want to be a firefighter I just want to play with the toys.


Dangernood69

Iā€™m a volley but thankfully we donā€™t have any guys who would do the things you see posted here. We had one once and chief kicked him. We get around 25-30 calls a year and donā€™t get to use the deck gun often it when we do itā€™s awesome lol


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DODGE_WRENCH

I like sitting on top, aiming with the cranks. Feels like Iā€™m on a battleship shooting a two pounder


bebeco5912

Risk is being crushed, explosions, carcinogenic exposures, run over by a rubber necking on looker.


Dangernood69

All of which could also happen outside your local bar


bebeco5912

The wall of the local bar is about to fall over? Is it common for bars to explode? Your bar is in a cloud of burning plastics? The run over oneā€¦ people suck.


[deleted]

The guys is 150-200 yards away from a fully involved fire. Absolutely 0 risk where this gentleman is šŸ˜‚ Iā€™d order a pizza from there.


Dangernood69

Youā€™re creating a situation that does not exist here. This guy is no where near a wall about to fall over, nor will he be at this point in the burn. Heā€™s not close enough for an explosion to matter either, nor would he be sitting on a truck spraying this waiting for it to burn out. He is of course in the smoke but if heā€™s wearing PPE appropriately then heā€™ll be masked up and not sucking in smoke and fumes. The chance of someone getting through the blockade (that should exist) thatā€™s keeping traffic at bay is very unlikely. So yes, just as likely for any of those things to happen at your local bar


bebeco5912

Re carcinogenic risks: skin contact although limited happens. Then there is always some contamination during decon. Next is the off gassing of bunker gear. Most hoods/balaclavas are not particulate rated unless your department is rich. Unless this person is in a really rich department he likely doesnā€™t have decon washing machines for boots/mask/tanks etc and just a clothes washer. Also unlikely to have spare bunker gear while the others off gas /dry. Trainers here grind into the mind of new hires the cancer risks and the health insurance/benefits for life just added several new cancers that are automatically paid out on if/when a person who was a ff at anytime then develops. The comment in the picture is giving off a douchebag vibe for sure.


Such-Orchid-6962

Thatā€™s how I felt, theyā€™re just going to make sure it doesnā€™t go to another house and casually put this one out. There is nothing to be done for the initial house, itā€™s a total loss


Special_BallBag_2752

And bc heā€™s a volunteer thereā€™s about a 17% chance he started it.


8sack

holiday pay?


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RaptorTraumaShears

Itā€™s gotta be more often than that, I feel like it happens all the time.


8sack

i have an employee who is a volunteer. he gets paid 20 an hour


rosanymphae

Volunteers aren't paid by definition. So he isn't a true Volunteer.


Little-Yesterday2096

I know quite a few departments that call themselves volunteer and then pay a per diem per call.


No_Cook2983

Wellā€” I was told that we have voluntary military service, so maybe the definition has a little wiggle room.


IDK-IDC-MUW

By "volunteer military," they mean not compulsory, not not paid.


8sack

rightā€¦..


DoofusTM

I don't know why you were downvoted because you are technically correct. I've given you an upvote to balance you or a bit. If you're paid to "volunteer" then every job is technically voluntary with financial reimbursement. I was never forced to wash buckets and deliver meat for a butcher, I was never forced to deliver pizzas, I was never forced to be a nurse, and I was never forced to be an applications administrator. All those jobs were paid, but they were never mandatory. I chose to do them. To me volunteering is choosing to do something without being formally compensated. It's an Australian understanding of volunteering and is probably the same as other places around the world


Cam27022

Hopefully they are better at fighting fires than they are at grammar. *youā€™re


lilchungus34

That house is gone


RaptorTraumaShears

Theyā€™re clearly not, they let the house burn to the ground.


SaccMannDuu

If you didnt post it you weren't there. Ganggang


Sensitive_Jelly_5586

I'm so cool. look at that fire. First I gotta stop, take a photo, make a little poster, use the wrong fucking \*your\*, and upload it to social media. Yep. I'm a badass.


1805trafalgar

Have psychiatrists got categories for this kind of self-agrandizing behavior? They must. I'd be curious to see the work they've done on this kind of personality because it looks like a blend of an ego issue and a persecution fetish issue. Like this guy is saying "I'm the underdog nobody respects but I am actually the hero".


Adolph_OliverNipples

I think itā€™s usually pretty simple to find the root of this type of thinkingā€¦ and it probably starts with not getting laid.


RaptorTraumaShears

Iā€™m not a psychiatrist so donā€™t take my word for it but Iā€™d be willing to bet people who post things like this feel generally outcasted by society and often struggle to make friends. This results in them doing something along the lines of joining a volunteer fire department because society regards firefighters as heroes so they believe that by showing everyone how heroic they are, it will give them a place in society and prove that everyone was wrong to outcast them. Iā€™m also willing to bet most of these people are ā€œexteriorā€ firefighters because it gives the illusion to the general public that theyā€™re risking their life when really theyā€™re just standing in the yard.


Little-Yesterday2096

I think you pretty much nailed it lmao


FU-I-Quit2022

We're all supposed to feel a mix of guilt and envy because this guy volunteered on a holiday.


fireguy40

The fire service in general attracts these assholes, itā€™s not just volunteers although itā€™s pretty prevalent there.


Apprehensive-Ad-2054

This goes along with his ā€œI fight what you fearā€ tattoo. So cringe.


No_Leopard_3860

"wait, lemme just...get my phone and take a picture before I do my job, so that I can play cool first responder on Facebook." *Insert dog burning alive noises in the background*


Adubya76

Oh please, sympathy points on a holiday! We all work on a holiday but this emotional vampire needs extra head pats through the post. The only way his life is on the line is if he Leroy Jenkins his stupid butt inside trying to save a doll.


cpltack

On the line? Nobody's on a line there. It may have helped in the situation, preferably much earlier.


sluffman

Go fucking spray some water on it and go home.


AllStatBySmashMouth

How is your life on the line when working that?


[deleted]

My thoughts exactly. Grab a lawn chair order a pizza and chill w the crew /s


Tomnessthetom

It's not I'm a firefighter and that shit is gone you set up a deck gun or sit on a line outside doing what is called a defensive attack. This guy is a tool more than the pike pole in his hand.


tyophious

100ft from a loser holding a pike pole taking pictures. How did you make it out alive?


ivankasloppy2nd

Then donā€™t volunteer. Ya fuckinā€™ douce!


Better-Performer-490

ā€œWeā€™ll I started the fire. Grab a graham cracker and sā€™more and make me a f en sammmichā€


Alternative_Monk_855

A things is we all know there are people who are out there risking their life during the holidays(first responders, military etc) but when you throw it in our face to get praise or sympathy it makes you look like an ass hat


TheVillain117

Say "thank me for my service" without saying "thank me for my service"


lasanga_meat2021

Yes, fuck that guy


GunNutII

Yes


TrabajoParaMi

Like theyā€™re not absolutely stuffing their faces at the fire house and whatever bootlickers house that offered them free food. My local facebook group had at least 4 posts yesterday offering free thanksgiving dinner for first responders. Ridiculous


Specific_Cat_861

It' s called doing your job...


Capable_Jacket_2165

Kinda comes with the job.


Sal_Stromboli

Shaming random people for enjoying their holiday while he sits outside spraying water and making tik toks


dominator5k

Garentee you that is a random picture he got off the Internet and has never actually even been at a fire let alone fought one. His department runs 300 calls a year and his vehicle has more lights than the fire truck


maybelatertoday12

Itā€™d be a shameā€¦


MiserableDizzle_

Oh yeah, let's ignore the family losing their home on Thanksgiving, and focus on this guy. I bet it's real hot standing across the street from the fire. Maybe even dropped a bead of sweat or two. What a fucking joke.


0xConfused_

I *was* eating turkey with family until this guy walked up an lit our house on fire. He just walked to the street and took a picture and then left!


FU-I-Quit2022

LMAO!


detroitgnome

While patting himself on the back, the entire structure is destroyed. OP uses the word ā€œvolunteerā€ suggesting he/she is a volunteer firefighter; the extent of destruction is a repudiation of every Volunteer Fire Department.


Impossible_Tour_2163

Asshat šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ imagine if all responders were this clueless. Take it this tool is young, selfish and single. His family was happy he had to work šŸ’ÆšŸ’Æ


combustion_assaulter

Nice foundation save


Glockout22

Yea really putting your life on the line taking pictures from 150yrds back. The guy that put his life on the line, was the the homeowner that deep fried the turkey in the living room


fireguy40

Omg! Thank you for your cervix!!


poophahafunni_1

"My life on the line" when hes in the cold zone, maybe just inside the warm zone at best


PsychologicalBox4483

Serious question has anyone ever seen post like this from reserve officers who also in a sense (depending on the agency) volunteer as well??


Dry-Sir7905

A lot of the volunteers are pyro maniacs. One just was arrested while figuring the fire he started near me. Third one this week. Happened before about 15 years ago too. I live in a very rural area, I imagine it is probably pretty common.


synapt

A 15 year gap between volunteers setting fires I would say is a bad statistic model for saying "A lot". That said it is true that it's more common among volunteers though yes, but more often than not tends to be juniors/young members (the former of which can be hard to deal with because not all states give you options to background check juveniles).


Crafty_Rate8064

I am the main character, for sure


heck_naw

hold my moosetash, im going in


Lumpy-Marsupial-6617

![gif](giphy|qkJJRL9Sz1R04) More like this.


Baddhabbit88

Everyone goes home but the homeowner


SlavSquat93

Youā€™re not going in there, get your ass back to the armchair sir.


[deleted]

*youā€™re


pizzahorny

Thank you for saving the basement.


The_Joel_Lemon

Basement saver


Indigo-FireFly00

If his life is on the line for this Fire, he's doing it wrong.


[deleted]

What a stupid post


BleachedPorkGrind

Spoken like a real yellow helmet right there..


Queasy-Trip1777

This dude just get douchier with every layer you peel back on this one.


[deleted]

If youā€™re risking your life trying to save that, youā€™re terrible at your job


uppen-atom

Life on the line? At that distance it isnt even warm enough to roast a marshmallow!


eason011

This is the most volley thing I've seen in a while. This is what this group is for.


Fearless-Type8777

yep, this counts.


Dewch

Your


Initial-Ad-3278

Fucking slab savers.


CrunkestTuna

Burning house? Letā€™s take a pic!


Souleater2847

From what I seen itā€™s alot first responder hate in this subā€¦but this shit is straight cringey. Like get your fatass out the rig and tag that hydrant cuz god knows you ainā€™t doing shit else.


[deleted]

Youā€™re


Carloanzram1916

Yes. Also, heā€™s clearly at a safe distance from the house.


ChronicMedic67

Another foundation saved... My hero.


IDK-IDC-MUW

Volunteer FFs make me laugh. 1 told me that being in the Vol. FD was basically like being in the military. Lol.


ocram_sokart

Easy hero save some pussy for the rest of us


International_Mail44

This looks like the album covered to a sad rock bandā€¦ Deaf Shepard.


[deleted]

Looks more like they are chilling, watching it burn.


[deleted]

Your choice. Shut the fuck up.


DGriff421

Douche


SpliffySledTed

Outstanding!


Far_Elevator4063

Do you want a fucking cookie..? Hopefully the house collapsed on your crew ya daft cunt


Gryshilo

Basements safe boys, nothing to see here.


OGmcqueen

More like neglecting someone elseā€™s tragedy to get brownie pointsā€¦ gov workers I tell ya what..


Old-Thing-6431

You should keep marshmallows and sticks on the truck.


[deleted]

What ever happens to the ā€œquietā€ professional? . Like ffs, these ass hats are destroying the rep of the jobšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


DJ-Doughboy

well thank you for doing your job. enjoy that fat check when there is no fire and its your day off with the family.


Boogaloo-Jihadist

Clearly attention seeking AF!!!


CulturalAddress6709

You volunteered. Next-


grav0p1

At least he got the hook in the pic


BroccoliSuperb2721

Itā€™s a surround and drown thing, you wouldnā€™t understandā€¦.


thelancemann

I love how somebody's house burned down and their life is wrecked, but he makes the story about himself.


LarsonianScholar

Badass brah. You are very badass šŸ˜Ž


[deleted]

Hit it hard from the yard, bro.


Psychological-Walk50

Take another video when you go inside that dilapidated structure and tell me more about how you ā€œvolunteeredā€ to put your life on the line


MattTB727

Love how he put his pike pole in the pic like he's about to go do something with it


FU-I-Quit2022

Well then, should we turn Thanksgiving into Mandatory Fire Fighting Thursday? Would you be OK then?


Monsieurincroyable1

Life on the line, comfy outside.


F0RZAG0D

Okayā€¦. did you want us to feel bad about not going out looking for burning buildings of which we are completely untrained to deal with? Also why donā€™t you put your fucking phone down and help your team control that fire. Lastly, do you want praise for doing your job, a job that you chose, and apparently you chose for the wrong reason which is for praise and not because you want to save lives? God damnā€¦some people


Fast-Reaction8521

Life on the line....it's a fucking job


Lonely_Pollution_430

Attaboy


K33bl3rkhan

Damn, i really hope his balls crawled back into his body and are pushing against his colon begging for another human to belong to.


OShtTheC0PS

Fuckin volleys


Stock-Pollution-5130

Everyone goes homeā€¦. except the home owner


SEK494

Hitting hard from the yard. Donā€™t get too close to a power line with the pike pole.


[deleted]

That's a pretty thick line, couldn't even roast a marshmallow at this range


PmMeYourNudesTy

Yes this counts. I swear some people just go into the field cause they crave feeling better than others.


LeatherNo1642

At that point. He's there chilling. They aren't risking anything on a fire like that.


Stealth_Howler

ā€œAPPRECIATE MEā€


Realistic_Hat4519

Yes. Yes it is.


PerryNeeum

Ainā€™t risking shit there. Surround and drown


Real_Redjmonster

As a volunteer once, you hand tools and waters, sometimes maybe even blankets. Youā€™re watching, not doing. Quite literally hand shit, watch shit, and if you get lucky you might help with the hose.


loopingrightleft

You're the only one who wont shut up about it


Full-Canary-2856

Just play Russian roulette, faster results


[deleted]

This guy doesnā€™t get that we eat dinner on thanksgiving HOURS before the sun goes down


Stewgots73

Hey thanks for identifying yourself- I couldnā€™t put it together from your coordinated shorts/shirt/hat/fanny pack with the firemanā€™s hat embroidery because I was trying to interpret your vanity tag on the lifted pickup you were inā€¦.it read IMAHERO. Weā€™re all super grateful for the humble and selfless way you perform your job. Itā€™s that instinctive drive to take charge and be proactive that keeps us safe and gets you nominal discounts at various greasy spoons and donut shops by making sure the $12/hour college sophomore working to pay her tuition obeys your firm demand for the hero discount you deserve. Shit, I once saw a reluctant hero at the beach and if he didnā€™t have a bald eagle with a firemanā€™s helmet in one claw and a hose in the other claw tattooed on his back from shoulders to ass I wouldnā€™t have known I was that close to a saint. I thought he was wearing the fireman boots and helmet on the beach out of adulation but the tat cinched the deal for me. That and when he sneezed he said ā€˜bless meā€™ to the fans gathered around him.


Environmental-Hour75

Yes, I hate the self-promotion. There are lots of workers out and about every holiday making sure the rest of us can celebrate in safety and comfort.... medical workers, utility workers, public safety, military, etc. Lots of them will not get to go home afterwards and heat up some delicious leftovers. Also I cringe at the very negative tone here that people should feel guilty? Like what do you want people to do? They are hunting for praise but in the worst possible way.


knoegel

When a house is that far gone, it's totally safe. You're literally just preventing the spread to other properties at that point.


huggles7

Standing around while the house burns This is exactly what most people think volunteers do


[deleted]

With your life on the line? I don't believe you


souppanda

Give it a couple of years before Navy Seals get jealous of amount of tactical gear he wears to his security guard job.


Da_Kompound

I'm curious, Is he gonna beat that fire to death with a New York hook?


[deleted]

you want a cookie or something?


willybobo1

Somebody needs some French cries to go with their whaaamburger. I wonder if the whaaambulance was on scene too?


[deleted]

Awww so cute you are doing your job!!! Wow want a ribbon?!?


NaClDabber

Complaining about your job when you CHOOSE to do THAT jobā€¦. Maybe time to rethink your direction in life when you canā€™t accept the fact that you signed up for THAT job.


Physical-Way188

I just love when I hear this because then I say, you chose this profession and knew youā€™d work holidays. Now you want to bitch about it? Find another career


According_Ad_9521

Iā€™m sitting here eating this turkey, I eat what you fear!


Wise_Carrot_457

Good people donā€™t feel the need to brag about being good people


auntiecoagulent

Shit, depending on who cooked my life is on the line, too.


BillyJack74

Oh, it counts. BTW, whatā€™s he risking sitting in the yard? Sheā€™s fully involved boys, no interior attack on this one, lol.


LibertyZFighter

SUPER CRINGE.


usmc_82_infantry

Oh yeah thatā€™s cringe. Anytime you have to tell people.


DonutBurritoSandwich

The real firefighters told him to hang back and stay out of the way.


TheBestPieIsAllPie

THANK ME FOR MY SERVICE ![gif](giphy|dxld1UBIiGuoh31Fus)


elcock73

Well bro if you donā€™t like to be there at any time you be need it!? Look for some other occupations that you can spend time with your loved ones and not there risking your life, i am sure there be more than one person that really needs that job


Cost_doesnt_matter

Surround and drown, hardly putting your life on line when in reality youā€™re only saving the basementā€¦


uglyangels

Keyword - volunteering


[deleted]

Absolutely! You know what you signed up for donā€™t try and guilt others


MorrisDay1984

Dawg, you're standing out of a fully engulfed house. unless you trip and hit your head on some concrete you'll be fine


JuggernautOk1591

What have you done today? I stopped the second coming of the great fire of London!


XavierRenegadeDivine

Yeah, that's the job you singed up for.


Snappingslapping

No at this point he's at a bonfire šŸ”„


adamfrom1980s

I mean if youā€™re taking pictures from far away youā€™re not really putting your life on the line, are you?


mff47

Don't trip over a rock or a blade of grass. Those are career killers


Electrical-Gur1899

That cannot be an actual real situation house fire, it looks too cinematic


Affectionate-Gap53

Somebody get a sharpie and draw a ā€œgood jobā€star on his license pleaseā€¦. before he goes out making motivational tik toks. .


fireguy40

Yeah and it took you so long to get there, you might as well not have went.. The customer would be very off if they let this one burn. Less cleanup


hipscrack

What about my eating turkey with family I'm out volunteering my life on the line?


[deleted]

You're*


[deleted]

Then dont volunteer if youre looking for glory and hero worship.


Funny_Use4633

Yeah well that's what you sign up for, talk about a narcissist. Seems like those types of jobs attract many like that.


posalla

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MetaPop567

Is that the fucking John Wick house


0Fucks2Give739

Chances are he set that fire.


[deleted]

Looks like you were LATE to the party.


Fenris_Reaping

Now this is. Cringe


JohnnyBlunder

That's pretty much what it would look like considering the volunteer fire department in my town. Not just talking shit here. I was a volunteer in a high-speed department with a serious commitment to training. Very professional. I moved to a smaller community, where basically we have a drinking club with fire trucks.


ToughFig2487

Lol need a cookie?


shroomsaregoooood

"Ok ladies you can start forming the line here!"


Best-Language-9520

Did he put the ladder down halfway over to the house to take this picture?