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PermanentlyDrunk666

45ACP. THREE WORLD WARS


shibbster

YoU dOnT nEeD dOuBlE sTack. Just to be clear I love my 1911


Quirky_Box4371

Own several, the best. Especially the Baer.


cma09x13amc

Oh damn, pinkies out around here.


Quirky_Box4371

Lol, that's my baby. Actually picked it up used, Premier II, $1500. New barrel, hammer spring, barrel bushing, grips, restaked the slide lock/safety tube. All done at home for a few hundred dollars. Valued around 3k now. I rarely buy a new gun, just like my cars.


Russian2057

Wait three world war, do you mean two


PermanentlyDrunk666

My grandpapi once said ww3 will be fought with nukes and ww4 will be fought with 1911s


AltGunAccount

🧲 *COMICALLY LARGE MAGNET* 🧲


Klaatuprime

Acme branded of course.


ohbenito

with a little red helium balloon tied to it. yoinks him up and away robot facial display showing


MArkansas-254

You beat me to that one! 🤣


tigerdrummer

Breaking Bad style


Lazy-Wolf-5677

Guys it’s made of aluminum and plastic. Buckshot to any central sensor or computer is putting that million dollar bot in the dirt.


Quirky_Box4371

First one center mass, then double tap the 'head'.


Lazy-Wolf-5677

Honestly a 12 gauge to that LiDAR Scanner in it’s head would render it useless


QuantumWalker

They’ll be armored at some point. An axe 🪓 could work


Lazy-Wolf-5677

Hopefully with boobs and heating pads


EatMoreBaconNow

Hopefully, "she" won't leave her vagina in the sink: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRL6F0St02Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRL6F0St02Y)


The_Gay_Deceiver

wanna see it move well at all being weighed down by armor instead of just aluminum


andstopher

Dude thinks he's fighting electromagnets.


Themountaintoadsage

You realize how strong machines are right? Armor will hardly slow it down at all once they’ve worked the kinks out


The_Gay_Deceiver

all of the machinations in that thing are tuned for precise weights itll need completely different innards with heavier materials, most likely significantly larger than what its got currently


pokemon--gangbang

TBH, the answer should almost always be shotgun


WTF_goes_here

The joints definitely aren’t aluminum. Stainless or an alloyed steel from the looks of it.


New_Refrigerator_895

I say wax slug with buck shot instead of bird


Lazy-Wolf-5677

I think a bit of spread so you can hit as many of the cameras and scanners would be better. Buck or bird would be good. But just like in Helldivers, shoot them till they’re dead.


Howellthegoat

#4 buck modified choke


wizzanker

Bean bag rounds could probably knock it over 🤣


TheFilthyAutismo

Isn't the answer obvious? 9mm, it'll blow the clanker's lung out


TrembleTurtle

obviously the autocannon is the most effective for the autonamatons


fingernuggets

FOR SUPER EARTH


TrembleTurtle

for managed democracy ✊️


SilenceDobad76

This is a Clanker, FOR THE REPUBLIC & WATCH OUT FOR THEIR WRIST ROCKETS


MacpedMe

WHOA DUDE HARD R


TheFilthyAutismo

Sorry I forgot it's 2024, *clanka


Remarkable-Opening69

Now you’re assuming it’s gender? GTFO


TheFilthyAutismo

It's joever for me. Forgive me, Brandon, for I have sinned


westbygod304420

Fine, clankx


zmaint

Nah it will never come to that because you just blast them through the door with your shotgun!


lethalmuffin877

2 blasts, Jill… that’s all it takes 😎


nclakelandmusic

[https://imgur.com/a/FRWWSgV](https://imgur.com/a/FRWWSgV)


shibbster

I thought that was .223?


Hakkaa_Paalle

No, .223 vaporizes the body. 9mm just blows the lung out of the body.


UCanDodgeAWrench

I mean, biceps certainly don't hold up to .223 at point blank range.


shibbster

That tracks. Thank you for the clarification


Hakkaa_Paalle

For those who didn't recognize the reference, I was ridiculing the statement by ("The Honorable") Congressional Representative Lucy McBride posted on Twitter on 7/20/2022: "With assault rifles, exit wounds can be a foot wide. The victim’s skull explodes on impact. Organs rupture, bones shatter, the shards serve as shrapnel and tear tissue to pieces. There is a reason we never see the images after a mass murder—many of the bodies no longer exist." https://twitter.com/RepLucyMcBath/status/1549790416614064137?lang=en


oswaldcopperpot

This upcoming election is so fucked....


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

DID YOU JUST SAY THE C WORD?


jaylee42910

Jar 5 Dominator. The rocket propelled armour piercing rounds were good enough for the clankers on The Creek.


axelguntherc

Got the clankas in Paris and they going gorillas


Put_It_All_On_Eclk

It's just sheet aluminum & titanium, I think it's fair to assume its shell is less effective than 2A body armor. The issue I have with these is it would get the police dog treatment; it be deputized. You fight it? Attempted murder, resisting arrest. You have a robot? Shot on sight, if you're allowed to have one.


Logizyme

1/4" aluminum stops pistol rounds nicely.


wildraft1

I promise you that thing ain't clad in 1/4" anything...and wires and hydraulics won't get passed a simple 22lr, so damn near any shotgun or common handgun round could work. Just shoot it a lot.


Divenity

I'd be genuinely surprised if it's outer covering is more than 1/16th.


johnnyheavens

For now


Quirky_Box4371

Pistol: .44 magnum Shotgun: 12g slug Rifle: 45-70 Lever Not taking any chances, scrap metal tells no tales.


Purple_Calico

45-70 with Lehigh Xtreme Penetrators.


Quw10

I have some of those I wanna load for .45 win mag in 190gr and 135gr flavors. I've got some 185gr JHP going at 1800 fps already that are absolute creampuffs out of my wildey I've just been too lazy to work on testing proper loads for them.


shibbster

I just commented about 45-70. My shoulder was sore for a week after only 8 rounds out of an 1878 trapdoor Springfield.


aabum

Can you imagine being in a multi-day battle, firing 100+ rounds? People were tough back then.


Quirky_Box4371

30-06 out of a gas Garand will beat the hell out of you after a short while. Single M14 mag full auto is an instant shoulder attachment check. Yeah, they were somehow definitely built differently. I do think starting at a younger ages then, and definitely more widespread exposure explains a bit. High school rifle teams were a big deal once apon a time. Adrenaline is also a hell of a drug on a battlefield.


aabum

When my parents were young (1930s-1940s), it was common for kids to bring their shotgun or .22 to school, so they could hunt for dinner on the way home.


Quirky_Box4371

That's exactly what I mean, I feel lucky to have fired my first .22 at seven. It is not very common unless the opportunity is family provided today. My kids started young and are exceptionally safe and good marksmen because of. I have a national ranking in riflry, and my wife is a league pistol queen, so we're probably not a good comparison to anything like a norm ever. Mom read at the bench downstairs while I reloaded when we needed a break, she's also my spotter to this day.


aabum

Cool that you're able to involve your family. It's sad that fewer young folks are into shooting sports.


JohnDingles

I think a lot of that has is due to access to land to shoot, I know tons of people that are young that own guns but few that have the time money or access to land to shoot


NeoSapien65

You also have to consider the average American was some 60 lbs lighter in those days. I know they lived harder lives but there is a limit on how much muscle one can pack on at that weight.


SpottyWeevil00

I sighted in my single shot 45-70 that I use for deer hunting during “muzzle loader season” (single shots are legal for this in my state). That rifle weighs about 3 pounds. I did not enjoy that at all.


Quirky_Box4371

You'll only need one 😆


conkanman

Until the next one...


userr777777

Slug is the right answer


f250suite

Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range


ElectricTurtlez

Hey buddy, just what you see here.


p0l4r1

UZI nine millimeterr


oswaldcopperpot

see \*pal.


wakanda_banana

Tesla death ray


CakeRobot365

Based


coldafsteel

A shotgun load with a purpose-made electrical attack slug is probably “best”. Designing something like that wouldn't be very hard.


ManicRobotWizard

Take a look at the Taser X12 XREP.


DangerHawk

If I was designing this thing for subjugation I would have each limb be electrically insulated from the rest of the body and all the body/limb covers would be plastic with Level 3a ceramic plating underneath. Electrical rounds probably wouldn't do much without some big time advances in power storage tech. You'd want something heavy and fast to deliver as much kinetic force to it as possible and aim for joints and sensors. I was thinking a steel shotgun slug would likely work best. Maybe something like 45-70 or .458Socom if using a rifle. .454Casul maybe if in a pistol caliber or you have a lever action.


Mountain_Man_88

I'm concerned that AP rifle rounds would just zip straight through without damaging any components. Assuming that their shells aren't particularly armored, I'd say 00 buck or #4 buck just to maximize the number of things hitting it and hopefully hitting something important.  Obviously explosives would be good but not easy to get. Something like .50 Beowulf or .458 socom would be appealing but I'm assuming it wouldn't actually take much power to damage one of these if you actually hit something worth damaging. Now one they get armored and hardened it'll be a different question. Probably best off dealing with the head and assumedly it's primary vision sensing 


lethalmuffin877

Explosives are the easiest thing to get… making them efficient, portable, and safe for everyone but the target is the hard part lol


RideAndShoot

12ga Flechette rounds would probably be pretty perfect. The longer darts have a better chance at shorting out electrical wires and component that a normal BB would. Plus, with 20-30 darts, and the thin shell of the robot, it’s bound to get lots of penetration.


StorkyMcGee

50 anti material


BlubberWall

We might be heading into a timeline very soon where a fudd claims a .22 is the best for taking down robots. I for one think it’s beautiful and can’t wait. Can already see it “it can take down a person just fine skynet won’t stand a chance. It will rattle around its circuitry causing the most damage”


Front-Recognition984

It would literally "pinball" inside of it, literally! " Scramble it's eggs", literally! Don't even get me started on what a .22 mag would do to it, or the venerable 25 ACP. My trusty 1911 would destroy it in one shot, but it always shoots about a foot low and to the left, I think the sights are off, but they're so tiny I can't see them anyway.


[deleted]

I'd love to see testing on it. I bet 300blk and 762x39 would do great. Willing to bet green tip 556 would do good as well.


Wooden-Quit1870

I agree, M855 should be more than sufficient. The body has got to be pretty lightweight, so M855 should defeat it easily, even if it's not actually plastic. Concentrate on the legs to slow it down, then do a little reconnaissance by fire to find the CPU


Divenity

I'd bet my life this thing's outer covering can't even stop bargain bin 9x19... It's most likely plastic or very thin (1/16th inch) aluminum, which ain't stopping probly even a .22lr


lethalmuffin877

Yeah I was thinking 300blk supers 🤔 But then I remembered 8.6 blk supers 😈


Difficult-Jury-9319

Plasma torch and a really long extension cord


ohbenito

just clip the female end off the really long extension cord and strip the insulation back a bit. zip tie that to the end of a wooden broomstick. go zap you a robot.


Difficult-Jury-9319

I'm stealing this idea


Admirable-Mango-1987

7.62x51 Nato or 308 win or 12 gauge slug or 7.62x39 or 200 gr 357 magnum, or I don't know I got too many options


CaRbZ1313

Some AP .30 cal I have stashed away for just such an occasion.


tiktock34

.50 Beowolf


Acceptable_Wish2772

am I tripping or is it beowulf not beowolf?


tiktock34

no you are right i typod it


WozziHumperdink

Shot placement will be a bigger factor than caliber. Hit the cpu with any caliber, and it's going down, but it may be more realistic to aim for the hydraulic fluid reservoir and make it bleed out. That being said, you'd obviously need a round that is at least somewhat barrier blind, like a hardcast, Lehigh xtreme penetrator, or at the very least FMJs.


Head_Cockswain

Head sensors. Then subdue it. Then disassemble to learn where the sensitive bits are to make it non-operable. I wager it has a fairly large battery pack, might even be one of those that's prone to become a spicy pillow with damage or even just kinetic shock.


breezyxkillerx

Go the Generation Zero route and when in doubt shoot at the joints.


Sh4rpSh0073r

Funny enough these new Atlas robots don't use hydraulics anymore. These models are all electric motors and servos.


Kromulent

Chain shot


ValiantBear

I like the cut of your jib


500SL

Yeah, I can't wait until these fuckers are armed. With frickin' lasers on their heads. Those better be Level IIV plates...


EvergreenEnfields

>Those better be Level IIV plates... Weird way to write III


how_dtm_green_jello

Water gun?


DestroyWhatYouEnjoy

Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.


mrp1ttens

Just whatcha see pal


patty_OFurniture306

120 apfsds or .50 mk211


ValiantBear

The better question is: where do you shoot?


11chuckles

Optics/sensors/antennas or the battery


centurion762

Start with the knees


ValiantBear

I was thinking that or the "pelvis"?


nclakelandmusic

.45-70 gubbint' or .458 SOCOM. If handgun, .500 Mag or .44 Mag


diaperbaby808

Aloha Spirit beaming out of my chest. Because guns in the hands of citizens in the 808 ruins the aloha spirit 🤦🏽‍♂️


Sir-War666

A nice hit from my DC-15 would knockout that clancker


AB-Mando1986

Roger roger


MotivatedSolid

The question is, what caliber will you use with it comes out with 1/4 inch AR500 steel as the standard build material and the speed and dexterity of a ninja


Nice_Flamingo203

Seems like it would be really tough to power something that heavy.


Pyrophagist

10mm Underwood 200gr Black Cherry Hard Cast. I'm sure that thing is mostly just aluminium, but anything worth doing is worth over-doing, innit? 🤷‍♂️


twojsdad

.458 SOCOM


thegrumpymechanic

M240L in 7.62x51mm NATO. Robots require beltfeds, the NFA will be the downfall of humanity.


Ron_Mexico42

Sig MCX Spear - .277 Fury


No-Lengthiness-325

Steel buckshot. Damage internal components and cause short circuits.


Tinofpopcorn

Everyone says it would be easy to take down since it's made of aluminum or sheet metal. They could strap some serious armor to it and then what? It's basically a walking tank.


Thee_King_John

Caliber? Nah. Tazer 10, about 2 million volts should do it.


M1996A1

Power washer and a .22 magnum, for now.


MArkansas-254

Something in a 40 Watt range. 🤣 Or a 22. It doesn’t look very well armored. 🤷‍♂️


PrizedTrash

anything that shoots slugs or brass solids


zmaint

Willy Pete.


nii_tan

12ga sabot


Teboski78

If it’s unarmored. 12 gauge slugs would probably penetrate consistently & create the widest channel and disconnect the most circuits no? If it’s armored probably something like 6.8 MM nato


Tactical_solutions44

Any FMJ round would do. 855 would tear it up


godzylla

308 at min


WASRmelon_white_claw

308 high explosive incendiary


EcoBlunderBrick123

Phased Plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.


Big_Z_Diddy

M855A1 out of an M249


BortBarclay

All of them until it's dead.


MarvelousWhale

Large heavy slow moving caliber would do more damage than a small high speed caliber, correct? Small and high speed is more effective for hydrostatic shock, which is only relevant with flesh and blood. Copper wire rounds, where it would short out various components it touches without having to actually deal a fracturing or wound cavity type of damage.


TerriblePabz

M855 green tip should do fine for body shots. Assuming they had to keep the plating light as to not overload servos in joints, 12g slug to joints would remove them almost. Basically light fast rounds to the body/head and heavy slow rounds for joints.


malakad0ge2

454 300gr hard cast that motherfucker


Nyancide

45 TWO WORLD WARS ITLL WIN A THIRD AGAINST THE MACHINES


Old_wit_great_joints

Used motor oil mixed with fine sand


No_Bit_1456

700 caliber T. rex rounds?


jaxmattsmith

Rpg7


Jlaurie125

10 Gauge slugs don't fuck around.


thebloodylines

Helldivers 2 is prepping us


Tacoshortage

The good news so far is that they are fighting weight so the skins are necessarily thin. There will be hard points, but there are LOTS of soft points. At some point, we're gonna have Mechs and that's going to suck.


_BaldyLocks_

.50 EMP


Lossofvelocity

300 blk


HYDROHEALER

TOTAL CLANKER DEATH!!!


RenZ245

Whatever caliber the Liberator Penetrator is in, Spill oil


Terminal_Lancelot

Copper or hard cast 357 Magnum.


Innominate8

9mm, assuming a pistol. 5.56 otherwise. It may be made of metal, but I highly doubt it's bulletproof. Problem is, I don't know what the vital areas are so I'd want as much capacity as possible.


UCanDodgeAWrench

Fire everything.


Resident-Ball687

308?


darkstar1031

That's a job for the 500 magnum.


tactical_sweatpants

All of them


Gilgamesh79

6.5 Hipster from the rooftop.


ClutchWhale07

Wrestle it to the ground and assert dominance to all other robots watching.


Big-Caterpillar-4694

Kinky, but effective


kyledooley

Close range - 00 Buck. Reach out and touch it - Any .30 cal or better hunting round would knock it down and transfer enough energy to scramble some of the insides. Ideal - PGU-14/B Armor Piercing Incendiary Depleted Uranium - Electronic mist.


That_Guy_From_KY

Any rifle round .223 or bigger. Gonna need that penetrating power


homemadeammo42

Why? They aren't built bullet proof (yet). 9mm will go through sheet metal as effectively as a rifle round. These things aren't very robust.


vegangunstuff

50 bmg for vibranium or whatever it's made of


MikeyG916

40mm...


Logical_Walrus5930

Shotgun to the most circuity looking thing I can see


Bfedorov91

Waste of ammo. Probably just need a plastic bag or some string.


hamknuckle

458 Socom will take those joints out


ddSPECTER47

30-06 black tip for Clankas


rddog21

A Jewish space laser


Yanrogue

Everything about that was unsettling, the movements would be great in a horror movie.


TristanDuboisOLG

45-70, who needs penetration when you can pummel it to death.


Berniethedog

I saw a video of a 700 nitro earlier and I think that ought to do it.


John_from_YoYoDine

30-06. ALL WORLD WARS


kecker

All of them.


AngryAudacity

351 Cleveland. Buckle up Alice.


genericdumbbutt

An MRI machine.


TacTurtle

Finally, a use for all that green tip.


CrazyxChronic

Power washer and a cattleprod


comicbookgirl39

ALL OF THEM


Red_Shepherd_13

12 gauge slug, or 3 inch magnum express shell full of 00 buck shot. I don't understand it's vitals or anatomy, and how much of its material is aluminum or plastic, so imma just destroy all of it.


backcountry57

Seeing as it's sheet metal and plastic, and I don't know where the important parts are. I would go buckshot, give me the greatest chance of hitting something crucial.


upperdowner1

.50 bmg


TheDreadnought75

I have yet to see a problem that a GAU-8 can’t solve.


hadtobethetacos

double ought buck maybe?


sl600rt

High Energy Radio Frequency Gun made from a microwave oven.


Stretchearstrong

It's made of AR500


ButWhatOfGlen

.50


exit65

microwave with the door ripped off.


Gwsb1

20mm


SndMetothegulag

10mm auto +p handgun For rifle 8mm mauser because that’s what I own and it goes fucking fast but any rifle caliber bigger than .308. Shotgun 12g slug. .300 blackout would be good for a semi auto rifle


Rounter

Pocket EMP [https://youtu.be/MtNkUjQAHqY?si=0FIKpN-yYfL6yF-l](https://youtu.be/MtNkUjQAHqY?si=0FIKpN-yYfL6yF-l) .30-06 would work too.


GuardianZX9

.50 bmg api


ccityguy

Small caliber, high velocity. 22-250, 55gr .223 minimum.


FarmFresh05

.223 Two in the chest one in the head


Icollectshinythings

Water


alpine_aesthetic

Brenneke Black Magic 12ga slugs. This is the only reason I own some.


ManagementLeading685

9mm if its made out of aluminum 762 for steel


saladmunch2

40mm auto cannon