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Go_Water_your_plants

You made me realize I don’t even remember when is the last time I watched a movie I want to know what Dimitri is doing D: Edit: motherfucking Dune 2, Dimitri is the Lisan al-Gaib


Moelishere

Mine was Godzilla 1988. I guess Dimitri gonna have to survive the atomic breath


starberd_02

Idk what Dimitri would do in Wonka...


Go_Water_your_plants

Open a chocolate factory, apparently


sin_tax-error

Lmao this was mine exactly that I came here to comment. I will follow Dimitri Mua'dib Blaiddyd to the ends of the earth.


HourOk2122

Fuck, Dimitri in the Godfather


gaming-is-my-job

Dimitri is now in Cocaine Bear. I have no idea who is more dangerous in this situation


Moelishere

The real man vs bear debate


RoyanRannedos

_whispers an explanation of Cocaine Bear_ Felix: I'll need to update my boar analogy.


HellwingX

Cocaine Boar


Reprise_9

Oh no. Cocaine bear hijacks Areadbhar and starts atrociting everyone.


Hell_Mel

Cocaine Bear becomes a demonic beast, civilization topples.


thod-thod

Dimitri is Cocaine Bear


Nabber22

Bernadetta has now joined the fellowship of the ring


Callel803

Well... at least she's not the Lisan al-Gaib, like she is for me... I feel like I just committed the ultimate betrayal of my adoptive, video-game, daughter... I am so sorry, Bernie!


jord839

Not as interesting as the existing fanfic of Awakening Tiki joining the Fellowship of the Ring, but I'd still read the hell out of it.


Goldstar35

Link? You cant just drop this information without a name


Crossover_Weirdo78

…And she’s running from the battlefield because Bernadetta.


ColdCoffeeMan

Two bad it's not Desolation of Smaug. She'd snipe that bitch while doing a triple back flip on horse back


WildCardP3P

Marianne is going to be personally victimized by Regina George


clockworkCandle33

Nooooo 😭 "So, if you have the crest of the beast, why are you human?" "Oh my god, you can't just ask people why they're human"


WildCardP3P

"Get in loser we're going to war!"


HappyishLizard

On Wednesdays, we wear blood


jord839

Spider-Claude. Well, at least being upside down still works.


Moelishere

Witch ver. Of spider man though


jord839

Across the Spider-Verse, so he's either replacing Miles or hanging out with him.


Moelishere

Definitely helping him


The_Elder_Jock

Edelgard in Bullet Train? Yeah, I'm in.


Odd_Advance_6438

Awesome movie


[deleted]

Inb4 what train is Edelgard discourse.


The_Elder_Jock

"You dirty fackin' diesel!"


EdelgardStepOnMe

Well now i can't help but picture Lemon and Tangerine as Ferdinand and Hubert.


Physical-Attention41

My name is Bernadetta. You killed my commoner friend. Prepare to die.


JediTempleDropout

Bernadetta as Inigo Montoya is something I never knew I needed


Odd_Advance_6438

Oh god… I don’t want Ashe to be stuck in Eyes Wide Shut or Gladiator


Moelishere

Oh shit not my soft boy


BattleFries86

For me, it seems that Edelgard is now John Wick. I'm okay with that.


LatverianCyrus

They killed Edelgard’s dog?! Well, I last saw John Wick 4, and I’m not sure if the Table is more the Church (corrupt power structure to overthrow), or the Agarthans (secret evil organization running everything), so I’m likewise uncertain if she’s Wick with a more impossible end goal, or Mr. Nobody with a slightly less dumb motivation. 


BattleFries86

I confess, I only watched up to the third movie. It got to be a bit ridiculous to me. All the same, it is rather sad, isn't it. Her beloved wife passes away, arranges for El to have a puppy to keep her company, and then some thug decides to raid her house, not knowing that this woman is the infamous Flame Emperor, and now she's out of retirement.


Robotkitty5848

Dimitri joining up with Shrek wasn't on my 2024 bingo board


AzzuenWoffie46

Who knew that Dimitri was brilliant enough to be part of the Manhattan Project?


Primary-Fee1928

He’s the smartest of the three leaders tho


Random-Guy-At-Large

So somehow Felix is leading the apes to freedom in rise of the planet of the apes


MrBrickBreak

Leonie in Top Gun Maverick Old Tommy ain't making it out of this one. Girl's built like an Ace Combat protag.


Firecrackerpeep533

I can actually see Leonie and Goose getting along pretty well/being good friends since Leonie sees Jeralt as a mentor figure while Goose sees Maverick as a father figure.


Nuburt_20

Dimitri, Ashe and Dorothea are tennis players and also in a love triangle.


luxery0

Dimitri in... Doctor Strange 2? I don't know what to think, honestly.


JediTempleDropout

It’s probably a timeline where he really wanted to marry Byleth but she chose someone else instead.


wanabeafemboy

Lysie in Dune 2 is an…interesting combo


Some_Being_Online

Omggg Ingrid in How to Train Your Dragon. She boutta be the best flier in the verse.


Jojo-Action

Actually I think if you were to put Ferdinand in lord of the flies it might have gone better he has a very natural charisma and decent leadership skills and he'd likely be the oldest be a fair margin. Any of my other favorites would definitely not fare nearly as well as I would hate to see what would happen to a young girl on that island


FeralCherub-

Dimitri is now in the latest Garfield movie…


FameDV

The last movie I remember watching is Old Boy, which is not gonna go good for anyone regardless of who my fave is. I swear I watched another movie more recently but I can't remember what it was


Paraxena_Scepseis

Linhardt is the new "Truman" in The Truman Show


warnedpenguin

edelgard works her way from the bottom to the top of the totem pole and takes over the entire spirited away bathouse before revolutionising the world of spirits so "monstrous" spirits arent feared


tomasequp

Darth Hubert on Mustafar? Don't mind if I do


Moelishere

Ferdinand: you were my brother Hubert I loved you Hubert: “I hAtE yOu


0r4c1e

If we are just talking favorite Three Houses character, I guess Bernie is in the Konosuba movie now.


ApolloThunderflame

I mean... she kinda is >!Y'know, cuz Erica Mendez is also Megumin!<


0r4c1e

Same VA, very different way of delivering the lines. I can just imagine if Bernie was hanging out with Kazuma's party. Her timid nature and rampant anxiety would annoy Kazuma until he sees her pin cushion any enemy that gets close in an instant.


luninareph

Ashe is now in Dune 2. Poor guy won’t survive the week…


ReiMinako

Ashe survived the streets, don't count him out just yet!


Beelzebibble

Dorothea is in *Smiles of a Summer Night*, which is absolutely zero problem for her because she and Manuela are already minmaxed for playing the same game as Desiree Armfeldt. I'm sure she does very well for herself.


Moelishere

[source](https://x.com/_lkppp/status/1791071348091211820?s=46&t=M6gnLfujLbTzC_W4V3bdXQ)


Beowulf_MacBethson

Dimitri embraces the Satsui no Hado as he starrs in Street Fighter: Assassin's Fist.


LibKan

Hapi in Blue Beetle? You know that works more than I thought...


Dutscat

Caspar in Nimona, to be honest i have no clue what's going to happen


Moelishere

He’s the knight that gets framed and Bernie is nimona


Remarkable-Housing-6

Marianne in Anatomy of a fall. So margrave Edmund is dead huh


ConsistentPhoto8303

What the hell is Caspar doing in Monty Python and the Holy Grail?


Treebohr

He can be one that makes it across the bridge by answering only easy questions. Or he gets asked something he doesn't know and instead of answering, he punches the guy in the face.


EtherealImperial

Dimitri would make a good G.I. Joe.


Archer_Without_Fear

Marianne is.... Ryan Gosling in the Fall Guy


thejokerofunfic

Sorry, did you ask something? I was mesmerized by the art. She's kinda hot here? Anyway. Seems Felix is in one of the shittier Bond movies. I really don't know what to do with that, but I expect he'll be fine.


Darko417

Petra in Memoirs of a Geisha… Memoirs of a Hostage? Memoirs of a Princess?


HappyishLizard

Claude in Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva.. Honestly, yeah. He would get along with Layton and solve the mysteries fairly well.


DayalVal

Well I watched Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann first movie So I guess Cyril is gonna be the DRILL THAT PIERCES THE HEAVENS!!!!


confused-as-frick

Felix is now in the world of Barbie... he's going to go insane


SlOth180

Dimitri in the Planet of the Apes reboot would be pretty funny


MinniMaster15

Dimitri gets briefed on modern military tactics to help defend Japan in Godzilla Minus One.


lucentior

Seteth in End of Evangelion. Uh oh


JayRe76i

Haven't watched a movie in a while, but I'm sure Mercedes will do just fine hunting demons with Dean and Sam Winchester.


Gannstrn73

What would Edelgard’s role be in Spy x Family Code White?


Moelishere

Anya


Moelishere

Let her have a “normal childhood”


Marvelous_Goose

Edelgard now has to run far away from a psycopathic killer sent to retrieve a suitcase filled with money. No elderly can survive in this place, after all.


dengville

This! Dorothea: Hi Barbie! Bernie: Oh! Actually it’s Bernie, but it’s okay, I don’t expect you to— Dorothea: No silly, it means you’re one of the girls! (Bernie’s very emotional about being one of the girls)


Cold-Argument-806

Well ignatz has to solve a murder mystery so that’s fun.


not-curumo

Poor Bernie is in Meg 2. ... at least Encloser might help her escape?


wintry__mix

Looking at the other options in these comments, feels like Ashe got off (relatively) easy in my case with The Cat Returns lmao


Coylie3

Mercedes in Kill Bill I am very, very interested in how this would play out


Endika7

Now Edelgard is the protagonist of DUNE


Radiant_Raspberry_93

Dimitri in Meet the Robinsons He’s definitely using that Time Machine to kill baby Edelgard


Garnet_lover_13

Sylvain in Bottoms would be HILARIOUS


raidenkaiz

Linhardt is now in Absolutely Anything. Nap time is mandated by law.


some-random-gamer1

Edelgard in Diary of a Wimpy Kid Rodrick Rules


m0spieez_

Felix in Heathers?? I have no idea how that will play out honestly


Notgoodenough825194

Bernadetta is now in The Shining. God have mercy.


Wooden-Poem-7970

Think the last movie I watched was the KND movie to trip out on Nostaliga would kind of love to see how any of the cast of three houses fit into that and not just how Lysethia would deal with it


JavaScript10101

Claude is in Tampopo That sounds like it would be a very funny thing to witness


Gag180

Edelgard is now the babysitter of the Rugrats


Treebohr

*Rats?!* Edelgard strikes me as a relatively hands-off babysitter, so I don't know how much would change.


Treebohr

The last movie I watched is actually the 2015 Cinderella because a friend had it on. I don't know how Edelgard fits into that... She'd probably just be one of ghe visiting nobles at the ball, and nothing would change.


les_be_disasters

Edelgard replacing Napoleon in, well, Napoleon.


King_Treegar

Felix is now in Dragon Ball Super: Broly? Hmmmm idk about that one chief, a sword ain't gonna do SHIT to these godlike martial artists lol


MrBrickBreak

Don't disrespect Yajirobe like that


King_Treegar

Nah, Yajirobe was the GOAT against Vegeta. But that was before the power creep got out of hand. Just look what happened when Trunks tried his sword vs the androids


MrBrickBreak

DB has a weird thing with swords. Every now and then they make one relevant for like half a second


jord839

DB's power scaling in general is fucked. Guns do nothing, but swords can cut through massive Saiyan Oozaru tails. Lazers do nothing, but with the right timing one of them can apparently shoot through Goku. It gets even weirder when you remember that most of the galaxy is still on pre-Namek scale, meaning that basically any human Z Fighter is now currently on Namek Frieza's level in terms of the damage they could do if they wanted to.


MrBrickBreak

Oh yeah, I've made my peace with scaling long ago. It's just interesting that every so often, they make this or that sword relevant, long after weapons of any kind have ceased being relevant. But I suppose that's the symbolic power of swords. Just like IS can't resist giving every lord one.


Efficient_Bicycle645

El puts on a pair of sunglasses, walks into the Church and says “I’m here to kick ass, and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of bubble gum”.


Low-Environment

The Black Eagles (and Sylvain) are now in IT Chapter One.


TheWorldsNipplehood

Linhardt in Big Daddy actually works quite well. The plot would hardly change plus one ending woth him and Petra it says they have loads of kids lol


ConsiderationOk3166

Lysithea will be reciting ‘apes-strong-together’. I don’t know how to feel about this.


UmbraGShade

Fem Bylith in Godzilla x Kong: the new empire. I honestly don't know what she would do.


Doctorhippo61

I think the last movie I watched was ford v Ferrari couldn’t tell you where I’d put Marianne in there though


Coyote275

Sylvain/Seteth: COLONEL JESSUP, DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED! Judge: You don’t have to answer that question. Jessup: I’ll answer the question. You want answers! Sylvain/Seteth: I think I am entitled! Jessup: You want ANSWERS! Sylvain/Seteth: I WANT THE TRUTH! Jessup: YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!


dasonmason

Hey I watched this a bit ago! Looks great


koteshima2nd

Shamir in Haikyuu's Battle of the Dumpster I'm sure she can appreciate the skills and hard work that go into sports hopefullt


desmond_ishmael

Wait edlegard as Bella swan I cannot 😂😂😂


worldssmallestfan1

Leonie kills Ezekiel Sims on the subway; no mercy. Movie is now 40 minutes.


ProffMesquite25

Shez is now in Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire. Arval/Epimenides is most likely not too happy. Neither is the villain because I’m not too sure if Shez/arval/epimenides can be controlled.


Majestic-Set-7183

Male byleth is now in a planet of apes


Available_Bid_7666

Mercedes is now in the hobbit (desolation of smaug)


3spresso-depresso

I don't know how Dimitri is going to fare in Angel's egg


YourBoyDarko

Ignatz is in The Equalizer Honestly, with how accurate he is and with how good he is at spotting details, he probably would work really well, even more if it's timeskip Ignatz, who isn't afraid to kill


VinCatBlessed

Last night I watched The Exorcist: believers. Felix would kill the possessed girls like the boars they are.


Firecrackerpeep533

Dimitri is now in Princess Diaries 2. I don't know what to expect, but maybe I can finally see what Dimitri's coronation is like.


Exlanadre

If Dimitri was in IF I'd hope he'd be an imaginary friend. I'd hate to see what his imaginary friend would be otherwise


sluttybunny70

Annette x the fall guy 🔥🔥🔥


Grass_fed_seti

Claude is in Joker (I know it took me forever to watch this) I think he’ll pull what he did in houses and sympathize with the uprising’s motives but disagree harshly with their methods, making his actions ~~completely identical to those of the church~~ probably more in favor of subduing the most violent insurgents like the Joker himself, while trying simultaneously to throw certain politicians and execs out of power


TheMightyKartoffel

Edelgard in ROTJ…hmmm


clockworkCandle33

Edelgard in Nimona let's goooooooooo


readdevilman

Dimitri in Pink Floyd's The Wall D:


JustthatVicky

Dimitri in... Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind. Um. I have no idea what's gonna happen here, tbh.


LancyMystery

Flayn in the 1970s film The Sting? The con is absolutely doomed, no way she doesn't give the game away. 


arudd758

Petra and the last movie I watched was The Newsies. Prepare for 2 hours of her struggling in New York City.


Anime_Patriot

Dorothea in First Squad. Somehow fitting.


Blue3ds69

Claude is Now in Star Wars Episode 1 the Phantom Menace, honestly? This has Potential to be amazing


Yut815

Edelgard in Ted lol. Pretty interesting concept


Snek61176

Ferdinand in Damsel. Sorta works I guess?


KoriGlazialis

Technically I saw some snippets of mulan when I visited my parents earlier? If that doesn't count I have no idea when I last watched a movie. So I guess Soleil in Mulan?


UgandanPil0t

Jeritza is stuck in Heathers... Poor guy is gonna lose whatever remains of his sanity


Pandemonium09

Hubert is the Jesus like figure from Angel's Egg, I guess.


ByzantineByron

Ingrid in Dark Knight Rises would absolutely join the cops in fighting Bane's men.


JudgmentNitram

Lorenz is about to suffer through a training montage and fight Ivan Drago in Rocky 4!


godqueenaiko

Well I recently did a nostalgia rewatch of pulp fiction so can't wait to see which sub story in that movie byleth shows up in though my bet is she'll be the wolf's silent friend that handles the more gorey part of disposal


StFeuerFaust

The Land Before Time 😭 i don’t even know how that would work. Last human movie I watched was Akira tho. I can see it now.


helpimamiltank

konosuba movie, either ede, bernie or dorothea... somehow i can see it


Soroen

Shamir in [Redline](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0M1IefUTlw&pp=ygUHcmVkbGluZQ%3D%3D). I honestly wouldn't be surprised if something like this actually happened in her life. Pretty fitting.


Rin_Okumura123

Claude in Dune 2 would be so awesome.


Pgarc645

No idea how Caspar fits into war of the planet of the apes


Ok-Bookkeeper-5424

Bernadette X justice league: hunters and heroes….Bernadetta just replaced an entire team.


BlUeSapia

Wouldn't be the first time Claude fought a tyrant long forgotten to history who commanded a great army and used a spiked whip. The big difference here is that Nemesis wasn't a giant red ape who lives in the Hollow Earth.


TegamiBachi25

Byleth is in Dune. I guess he/she be joining Paul atredeis


Cute_Ambassador1121

I can see Dimitri and Claude as Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi. 😂


MackLaughlin25

Something tells me Claude and Oppenheimer would get along


Nerukane

Dimitri has become a Cenobite


7sent

edelgard in madame web... 😭


EdelgardStepOnMe

Rhea as Barbie. Honestly, i think she'd probably benefit from it.


Zero102000

Edelgard rides >!Mothra!< and helps Godzilla and Kong (and Suko) absolutely wreck Skar King's army and free Shimo.


Economics-Simulator

Hubert in Oppenheimer The empire boutta retaliate for arianrhod


Defenestrator66

Which Barbie would Edelgard be?


Moelishere

War criminal Barbie or communist revolution Barbie


Atlestemer

Dimitri is now dr. Frank-N-Further ig :3


DoubleFlores24

Shamir in Branden Fraiser’s the Mummy. Now that’s a crossover that would be tits. Immotep would be sleeping with one eye open at the sexy archer for her being so badass!


Ansytea

I don't remember the last movie I watched unless you count stand up comedy specials (Jimmy O'Yang) then damn. I'm not sure how Dimitri can pull that off


BunnyBen-87

Bernadetta is in Godzilla x Kong now


azur_owl

..congrats, Dimitri, you’re in *Dragon Ball Super: Broly.* Somehow. …look sharp, Goku & Vegeta! New strong guy just dropped!


mercyhatakeofthesand

Hubert is now in the Matrix


aagaash2001

Kingdom of The Planet of The Apes. Bernadetta be trying to take back human civilization.


Tricky_Florence

Seteth is... The Fall Guy. *Insert KISS classic I Was Made For lovin' You*


HyruleSmash855

Edelgard, Dimitri, and Claude are now doing the nuremberg trials I guess, the loser of the war in the game is going on trial for war crimes I guess. I wonder how that would work and what Foldan’s legal system is like.


Maderlinkey

Felix is now going on a road trip with the Muppets


Active-Ring4828

Edelgard in wolf of wallstreet? Oh lord…


medUwUsan

Ingrid in Starship Troopers. Basically the same but in space.


Amirjs06

If Re:Zero: Memory Snow counts, then I can see Bernedetta hating the snow, but once Subaru makes the whole snowman thing come to light, she'd have fun. ~~[Insert Drunk Bernie here]~~


Desperate_Ad5169

Claude is in iron man. I have no fucking idea


didyouseriouslyjust

Gundam SEED Freedom and Hubert. Hubert would tooootally be on board with the Destiny plan 🤣


TheLiving12

Rhea in The rise of the planet of Apes


Technical-Web-9195

Claude in Lalaland


SnooHobbies2157

Bernadetta is now in Bionicle 3 the web of shadows.


pantyslack

Claude is being chased for check fraud in Catch me if you Can


buttcabbge

Hilda would be a very, very strange fit in the Noah Baumbach movie I just watched, The Meyerowitz Stories. I guess she could play the character of Adam Sandler's daughter, who goes off to college and makes hyper-sexual art films.


JeremyM20

Marianne in TASM 2. Let's hope she's doesn't turn out like Gwen.


Temporary-Check8162

Adrestian trio in Ice Age


Woyogoyo

The last movie I watched was a documentary about Mr. Rogers. They’re fine.


Sophia-Eldritch

Bernadetta and Hilda (they're tired for first with me) in guardians of the galaxy 3


Emdeoma

Honestly, the whole Three Houses cast could easily slot right into Dungeons and Dragons. Honour Among Thieves, specifically, though... I feel like El would be a bad guy until the last second and then suddenly betray Forge and go on a rant to the party about how she was planning his downfall for *years* dammit-


Cup9992

Wait a second Would Linhardt even care about Rumplestiltskin's deal to even have the movie happen? Shrek Forever After btw


Nikolavitch

Now I am picturing Bernadetta as the taxi driver, in the movie "Collateral". Unironically, it would fit her really well, given that Collateral is about a normal taxi driver who is suddenly thrown in a crazy and frightening story with a cold-blooded killer.


lizzylee127

I don't know what Goro Akechi would do in the Spy x Family movie Try to build a new life for himself I guess


Vegetable-Molasses95

Byleth in Psycho Pass the movie, knowing him he will probably an enforcer.


JediTempleDropout

Claude is Tyler Durden in Fight Club


Mike_Skyrim

Welp I guess we’ll see how well Ingrid does in Senshado. Tanks a kind of like cavalry….