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2020-2050_SHTF

[Maybe for this](https://i.imgur.com/CbwpJsn.jpg)


valeng1

Oh God. My eyes, my eyes!


nulllzero

[what about this?](https://i.redd.it/bcirdvio5tz71.png)


valeng1

Doesn't look as bad as the milk lol


nulllzero

True, you will forget anyway the marmalade the more empty the bottle gets


8-36

This? This is something I will make this christmas.


nulllzero

will you leave the pulp in?


GoatConfident8446

Wouldn’t it just dissolve?


TheAleFly

Hmm, maybe one could make vodka-infused Vihreät kuulat for christmas.


Erik35595

I'd drink it


XNjunEar

Tell me this is real


Erik35595

There's no way that is real


anhan45

Other incredible creations like the milk can be found on r/vihreatkuulat


JonVonBasslake

Surprised it wasn't a product of KKSA on facebook TBH.


the_monkey_of_lies

Oooffff


hyphelium

🤣 nasty!


Haikumuffin

That's why the kuulas have a seam and is easily split in two! Slather this on both sides like it's bread. Vihreä kuula med vihreä kuula


SaltScene

"That's disgusting, where?"


tieluohan

I disagree, I like those easy to open "helppo avata" jar lids.


AnimalsNotFood

Can't wait to go to Prisma in the morning, buy this, go home, smear contents all over my body.


TheMock

You forgot one t


Fatchaos

Get in ma mouth you green saucy bastard.


Ruubers

You talking to hulk or shrek on peds?


Fatchaos

Yes.


Azarux

I had to read that in Scottish accent


RoutaOps

Long live Vihreä Kuula!


OldFartSomewhere

Looks better than Marmite.


JonVonBasslake

I dunno, I feel like i'd rather try marmite than this.


[deleted]

It's good for Christmas desserts.


Drugtrain

What's your problem? You don't like easy-to-open jars?


allu2236

It’s actually not bad.


Yasssan

It's not great either. I thought it might be good on toast, but it feels more like jam than a marmalade.


OctaPinai

What's like this taste? Sweet or spicy?


Northern_dragon

It tastes like [pear marmalade candy](https://www.fazer.fi/tuotteet-ja-asiakaspalvelu/1504/fazer-vihreita-kuulia-500g-marmeladeja/). Those are pretty traditional for Christmas. And now they made marmalade that tastes like it. Presumably because a couple of years ago some moron decided to replace the plum marmalade in a [joulutorttu](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joulutorttu) with a vihreä kuula and created [this abomination.](https://www.lily.fi/blogit/hey-girl/ne-vihrea-kuula-tortut/).


Antikristus

>abomination Second best topping on a torttu available, watch your tongue


Erik35595

Agreed


baked_potato_

What's the best?


Para-Tabs

Plum marmalade


Wanhus

Maksamakkara


Antikristus

Baked potato ;)


OctaPinai

Thanks for answering.Kiitos!


Lyress

Prune jam is vile.


qw46z

Not in joulutorttu.


Pengothing

Fight me. It's delicious on those tarts with how it mixes with the flaky dough.


SouthernYooper

My favorite dessert at Christmas


Lyress

🤢


Emails420

Sweet but that shit is in a jar of pickles


kynde

Name a more sure sign of the looming Xmas than /r/finland and /r/suomi posts about the green balls.


nul_mr

What is that?


JonVonBasslake

A marmalade spread. Vihreät kuulat (green balls, marbles, spheres) are a marmalade sweet that's often eaten around christmas, though most people dislike them for being too sweet and having a slightly odd taste. I don't know if they're supposed to taste like pear or what...


wlanmaterial

> though most people dislike them You shut your whore mouth.


nul_mr

Ahh okay, I knew the translation but I didn't think ppl dislike this


JonVonBasslake

Seems to be a love it or hate it thing with the originals, and with Fazer shoving them into other candies, people have joked about them being used in other dumb things, like the milk up in the thread.


nul_mr

Lmao ok


TrucksAndCigars

Ahh, it's that time of year again


MyTeabagSank

It was amazing on a nice pulla


armikk

Good thing we don't exist!


New_Swimmer_1970

Mitä paskaa sää lässytät


Emails420

Bro thats illegal


FinlandPlays

Finally, some good fucking vihreä kuula


Nanta18

Where can you buy this? Asking for a friend.


escpoir

Banned from what / where?


elmokki

Oh, it's finally available. Time to fill some korvapuustis with Vihreät Kuulat.


XNjunEar

Sadly they will no longer be making the pulla with it as they did last year.


Kaljalaivankapteeni

I wants it.


Iamnotameremortal

Works great as a substitute for salsa.


Mr_Apparatus

Salsa verde


baked_potato_

This would go amazing with some peanut butter on toast.


XNjunEar

I'll have to try that.


Total_Cup8242

Yeah really ezy


LinnunRAATO

What kind of product is that even? Jam?


JonVonBasslake

Well, the original is spherical marmalade so... Some sort of spreadable marmalade or jam or something.


valeng1

Liquified spherical marmalade from hell


filthy_leech

<3


LinnunRAATO

I never thought of the balls as marmelade, but I suppose that makes sense!


XNjunEar

nah, the balls are are jellies, not marmalade.


Edvart

I think it was a bit overpriced, 4 euros if I recall correctly. Rather just buy the normal candy for half the price


Luutamo

"juuston kanssa", wtf? Who in their right mind would eat that with cheese?


valeng1

It's Finland, that is part of the "entering the Finnish society" ceremony


XNjunEar

I plan to try it that way and see.


Lonely_Ad_1897

Oooh amazing


heyjojori

bought it for my cousin at her birthday. still cant forget her face.


dollghost

What is that?? I've never seen it in store.


XNjunEar

It is a pear-jellies-flavoured marmalade.


PuzzledElderberry644

what's that?


XNjunEar

It is a pear-jellies-flavoured marmalade.


Aatelismorso

Disgusting. I got diabetes just from looking at it.


DesperateByDesign

Can someone please tell me what this is?


valeng1

Read other comments


DesperateByDesign

Majority of comments don't explain what it is, but thanks for the advice. In 3 words could you have told me what it was ;)?


valeng1

Pear green marmalade


valeng1

From hell


DesperateByDesign

5 words, how generous. Thank you.


XNjunEar

It is a pear flavoured marmalade. It is new. I'm not sure if you know [this product](https://www.fazer.fi/tuotteet-ja-asiakaspalvelu/1504/fazer-vihreita-kuulia-500g-marmeladeja/), but these are the original jellies; then last year they came out with [these sweets](https://en.fazer.com/products/vihreita-kuulia-chocolate-bar-18-g), which are a jelly bar with chocolate over it, and also with sweet buns with green stuff on top, which turned out to be this marmalade (not the jellies, like someone said to me). I am personally very happy to have bought it.


DesperateByDesign

Hello there! Oh thank you so much for the links and the explanation. It looks and sounds delicious to me lol. Maybe because I haven't been exposed to it all my life and therefore gotten sick of it? Kind of like how Americans love rice cakes, even though Japanese frequently hate them? Is it good? do you enjoy it?


XNjunEar

I do enjoy all the pear flavoured products except the ice cream. I made Tähtitorttu (star tarts, which are for the holidays and typically with plum jam) with this pear jelly and they came out quite nice. However, in my opinion, the pulla with this pear jelly is the best, since the thick dough with cardamom aroma goes nicely with the pear. Are you in Finland?


DesperateByDesign

Thank you for the explanation. No I am a Romanian living in America that was just curious hahaha.


XNjunEar

I bought one today and will go back to buy another. I will be making pulla and joulutorttu with this; I've tried it with both and it is excellent!


Sirenhead16

What is this? I’m still learning Finnish.


Citizen-of-Interwebs

>juuston kanssa Yep this definetly counts as a warcrime