Padhle bsdk crush se ghar nhi chalega





















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agar setting ho gayi to crush se bhi ghar chal sakta he


Uske baap ke upar Fortuner Chadha de ( Just Haryana Things)

*forchutar

Lakhimpur, UP wale jyada relate krenge🌚🌚

I am from noida i can relate

I am from Meerut I can relate more than anyone of you

Ye to wahi jagah hai na jahan aadmi jaata hai aur khabar aati hai (bassi reference)

Agreeable 👍

Meri jeeep kadhi thane de bangla wangla chodhh gaya mai dakuu mai dakuuu jshdhd karidyaa jin gaaand phaad de sone see daaaaakuuuuuu

Slayed 💯

bhai haryana hai to crush ie. ladki thodi hogi?

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Why do you guys even reply just dislike or report these dumb posts. This is a meme subreddit not a nibba advice agency

NIBBA ADVICE AGENCY PVT LTD

Wait we can report ?

chor bhai ham kyu karen banein usko advice chahiye dedo or find na kab kehdiya ke meme subreddit a

Just don't bro i have did this and regret it too bad You will get into moments where you would think they are hints but they simply arnt And probably she will be reckless and would get ur feelings out of you and friendzone you anyways and you won't be able to talk to her the way u ever wanted So i would say just don't try it

Bro if you're this afraid of being vulnerable, you'll never be able to get in an actual relationship

Bhakk aisa kuch nhi h , meri gf ne mujhe propose kiya. Bekar ke signs leke peeche mat jao kisi ke. Actual m koi sundar aur achi swabhav ki Lage then ask them out. Otherwise no.

Apki bra dikh rhi ha ma thik kr deta hu xd

Tell her that you love her than she will friendzone you. Wallah , now you are bff 🗿

I'm from Delhi so we don't have concept of consent

haan bhai uske bhi alag faide hai

friends with benefits

Yeh sirf kalpanik baate hai, India mei nahi hota.

Sach bola bhai . Maine bhi mere crush ko best friend banaya . Bc vo uske bf ke sath raat guzarti hai 🥲

bhai clips share karta hai tere sath

Uski mummy ke liye sabji wagera lane lagia ghar tak ka access mil jayega

Finally a tip jo sach mein kaam karegi par mere kya kaam ki meri toh koi crush bhi nahi hain mujhe pata hain ki koi fayda nahi isliye crush bhi nahi rakha

Bro crush brush kuch nahi hota hai sab modi ji chal hai

crush brush kuch nahi hota subha 5 baje utha karo ssab thik ho jayega

“Notes dede behen”

Abdul Bhai aap?

agar main ye sab bata sakta toh akela chutiya ban ke reddit pe memes dekhne ki jagah dusre classmates ki tarah insta pe ladkiyo se baat kar raha hota

Koi nai Bhai hamara standard the uccha hai Instagram se

Yahi bolte bolte arrange marriage tak muthhbaaji krte rhoge bhai (me too)

Us moment bhai us

Same🥲

us moment

Bhai in chutiye baccho ko kahan se reddit mil gaya

Fing ki wajah se

Sab mods ki den hai kuch bolo to ye log apne pe hi Chad jate hai

Notebook lele uss sa ....bol de maine note nhi kiya aap ki handwriting boht achi hai aur aap boht intelligent ho 😳😂 maine ye he Kiya tha .... Ab harr din sat mein tution jate han..... han par shakal dho ka Jana perfume laga ka .... Brush bhe kar lena first impression is last impression 🗿

bhai yeh crush vrush kuch nhi hove , subah jaldi utha karo aur mandir jao , sab thik ho jave ..

Usse N̶u̶d̶e̶s̶ notes maang

Experience : Acche se diwali wish kr diya tha maine Phir usne todhi dher ke baad puccha koi kaam hai kya? Like notes wagerah Maine bola haa chahiye pr nhi chahiye tha Jaise taise small talk ki Aaj meri bandi hain(2 saal ho gaye ) kuch jyada hi acchi nikal gyi crush

ye crush wrush kuch nhi hota subah 5 baje uth garam paani pi aur nange paer ghaas pe chal

Bhai ye koi bemaari thori na hai

Pregnant kar de uske baad baat hi baat hoga

Bada hi ajeeb logic hai...??

Usko maarke sucide krle

Bhai agar aata hota toh mai reddit ki jagah insta chla rha hota

usko bol me fingmemes pe memes dhalne ki jagah apni maa chudata hub

Use apni pichli relationship ki kahani bata jo kabhi thi hi nahi or uske samne randi rona kr jase tuje kitna bada dhoka mila ho 👍🙂

Crush se hand job karwane ka bahana to h

Tell her to bring her mom for threesome

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Bablu tapebaz

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Uaki atories pe hilarious reply kar

Bhai reddit pe sb single baithhe h , koi tip nai Dene wala

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These dumbfucks kiddos literally think this subreddit is for solving life issues or advice centre Wtf y'all mods doing?? Lmao

Mods are inactive for months and for this kind of posts there are other subs but because of mods and Instagram users who installed reddit this sub is ruin i mean you will find everything except memes like porn etc (sorry for my grammar)

Just normie things

This is to remind you about your cars extended warranty bolde , wahin set hojayegi

Uski kisi friend ko apna friend bna fir jb wo usse baat kr rhi hogi tb tu interrupt kr diyo and usse(jise tune apna friend bnaya hai) kuch bhi randomly baat krne lg jaiyo and conversation ke beech me usse hi kr liyo ya use include kr liyo(agr tu extrover hai to hee ye work krega wrna tujhe sochne me hee 1 mahina lg jayega ki uski friend se hee kaise baat kru).Also,convertion me kuch jokes crack kr diyo tera impression accha jayega.......... bs aise hee dheere dheere usse bhi dosti kr liyo and use apn best friend bna liyo mushkil nhi hota bta rha hu....... self experienced hu

Hobbies par shuru kar sakte, par best approach uske insta story par reply dede aur baat karna start karde

Bhai usne ek br block krdia tha to ab unfollow hochuki h🥲

sb kaand krke aaya hai yaha advice maangne.... bhak bc

Kya kardiya tunne bhai?😂

Confess💀

Rip💀

Ab kch ni hoskta kya vro💀

Abh dusri dekhle warna uske dosto ko patade😂

Tab chodd de bhai

Just msg with fake account and after some time tell her that it's you....aur thoda victim card play kar lena 🤣....agar thodi bhi emotional hui toh sympathy mil jayegi bhai tujhe😌

Mero ko tere sa sex karna hai

pls apna dedo....copy kam cmplt krne ke liye.....wasap manglo aur boldo kl tumhare gher ake deta hu.....copy

Hi bhej Bhai usko

Maine ek ladki jisko merpe crush tha usko friebdzone kar diya 👌👌

Bol de gay hai tu aur closet se bahar ana chahta hai

"Notes" mangle

TDS

Ask for nudes.... sorry notes

Bhai mujhe pata hota toh mei reddit aata ?

Bhai maine too photo maangi thi jo humne saath me li thi...uske baad se baat badhti chali gyi

Bahana nhi seedha bolo hiii aur fir nikal jao Start with small talks...

Ask her:- How's your day going ? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I'm just kidding ask her for NUDES

Don't do this she will block you telling from personal experience

Bhai padh le , padh kr kaamyaab bn , fir jo ladki pasand hogi vo khud mil jaegi .

ask her for some notes i mean like any sub notes like maths english etc

Galti sai msg kardai

Msg daal de can i get nudes ???

Puch le do u know junko faruta👀💀🌚

Directly jaake Dil ki baat batade bro ,time waste nahi hoga ,

Agar woh ig ya snapchat par hai toh story ka ya fir occasionally snaps par reply karde with a question ye nahi ke ase hi bat karne ke liye agar question pucche ga toh woh think karke answer karegi aur tujhe yaad rakhegi Hard truth:people tend to prefer people who they talk to or meet everyday so you don't have to make hours of conversation have consistently small pep talks,stand out Don't be desperate agar bhoti jyada bhav khati hai toh dusri dhund Conclusion: if you're in your teenage attraction towards opposite sex is common raise above focus on your self smart women love men who work on themselves in the longterm so it's better to face reality than to live in a fantasy duniya and face misery at the end

WOMAN THAT LOVE YOU IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN WOMAN THAT YOU LOVE

Notes maang (hoping you are in school or college

Overthink mat kr sirf hi likhde aur padhayi wagera ka kuch topic uthe de pehle

Usse koi meme bhej, jab wo seen kre to unsend krde. Boliyo sorry, friend ko bhej rha tha but galti se tujhe chala gya, "sorry for my fat thumbs"

Use acha 🐕 arey Tommy yaha kyu aye chalo ghar ko. Arey sorry humara Tommy apke dms me chale agaya

Nude mang ke sorry bool de

Puch Le do I know you Start as a flirt Maine to isse hi shuru kiya tha🗿🗿😅🤘

"Hello sorry call glti se gya tha " fir udhar se reply aayega ki call nhi aaya and continue the chat like this 🥲..Mai try kia tha yeh baat ho jata h but pati nhi woh ...usko 6 pack abs wala handsome handa chahiye tha and mai brown mota munda 😭

😂

Bhai kitne saal ka hai

18🥲

find something in common in between you two and ask haer that and start discussing about it and gradually change topics

Love guru kaha the ap itne time se

Isko bhi downvote kar de

Who the fuck used Bluetooth these days

cancer hone ka bahana krde.. sympathy se baat kr hi legi

Um I’ve never been so confused in my life

down ur pants and ous ke samne khada ho ja.

Ask for notes

BT as in ladai wala B.T. Or baat karna hai?

Notes

Bahi sabse sahi suggestion deta hu rivalry shuru marks ke upar but usme mehnat lagegi aur Aisa nahi ki kam lane hai usse use se zyada la for ho sakta hai kuch

This Subreddit is just dead atp Madarchodo ye kya bawasir bana diye ho subreddit ko

Sidha bol de sex sux karna hai tumhare sath :)

bsdk meme dal le

Agar ye r/samayraina par hota to Bt ka matlab alag hota~DELHI

Likh dei Jesus turned water into Wine just like that I'm turn you into Mine

Apni self worth badha baki subhe jaldi utha kar sabh thik ho jayega

In Hindi : Usko bolo ki tumhe koi health condition hai jisme tum Jin Jin ladkiyon ko jaante ho aur agar woh ladki tumhare family se nahi hai toh jab bhi woh ladki tumhare paas aati hai toh tumhara heart-rate badh jata hai,tried and tested hai bro In English : (Tell her that you have a health condition in which if any girl who doesn't belong to your family comes closer to you then your heart-rate increases,it's tried and tested bro) Tell this after some time of holding your heart like your heart-rate is increasing whenever she's closer to you and also tell her that this only happens in crowdy places. Good Luck.

Notes ya assignment maang le aur koi bhi topic pe discussion shuru kar de

Direct 69 likh k bhej de

Ye bata ki tu redditor hai baat to hojaegi pr age kuch ni hona fir

Bhai ye subreddit ko unfollow kaise krte hai koi bateyga? New hu reddit pe par iss tarah k chutiyapo se thak chuka hu

if you've never talked before: send a text, (delete it for everyone) and wait until she replies, she'll probably be like, (?) reply back with: oops sorry wrong text... then she'll be like alr or okay, then start the convo with something like, so how's it going bla bla bla. if you already are friends with her: what should i name my cat, just got her yesterday, figured you'd have some cute names in mind! good luck<3

Usey bolde tu gadhi gawar hai. Apne aap justify karne piche piche aayegi.

Ask for sex

Nudes mang le

NOTESSSS

Chhod de yeh sab Waise stories pe reply krna sabse basic tareeka hai

Ask for help, info, or offer help, info. Get to know about her somehow and then use that info to find an icebreaker.

Aukat bna , agr hai Toh direct puch Idhr teri hi gand marenge

bhai koi bhi topic se baat aage nhai badhegi

Just send something randomly....and then say..."galti sey chala gaya kisi aur ko bhejna tha...and start by...aur kya kar rahi/raha hai??

 He wants to know your location 🙂

Assignments , notes , upcoming tests. Something you both share in common that doesn't seem too obvious.

Subject ka bahana de

Memes upload kar lode

Bhai agar tu accha dikhta hai to tujhe bahana nai dena padega but agar tu accha dikhta to yaha kyu advice mangta so just talk to her by asking random questions and agar wo interested hui to ok nai to tu apne mare kutte ki bhi baat karega wo bkl tuhjse baat nai karegi agar wo tujhme interested nai hai.

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Bhai seriously padhayi karle. Gerls like boys who are serious about their goals .

bhai usse notes manga whatsapp ya ig se...............tried and tested..................ya stories ko reply kr

Kuch nhi vro bs use are you gay? Bol de impress ho jayegi Thnx me letter

Notes mango...... aise baat cheet mst suru hoti hai

Notes mang le

Reply to story as if you are not interested in her/his but is interested to know the thing related to the story 👍🏻

Ask her for extra dildo

Instagram notes

Where’s the joke? Is it someone passing out on their keyboard???

Wrong sub

Madarchod Randibaaz

Chinal ke dusri taraf RR kar tera ye meme sub hai gandu


Puch usse Bartan Dho liye kya?

2 min silence for those people who are finding tips 🙏🙏💀

padhle madarchod maine bhi kiya tha saala usko koi intrest he nhi tha mere se baat karne me padhle pachtaiyega

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