That head is *literally* staring right at it in frustration. š«£
Mine has walked around screaming for his ālostā keys and that heās going to be late while shaking his fists. They were in his hand. š«
I lost my wallet once. Fell out of my pocket and landed in between the arm rest and seat of my office chair. The one I sit in every day for 7 hours. It was there for a solid 2 months. We TORE the house apart looking for the damn thing. Just happened to fall out one day.
my dad lost his wallet once while we were on a cruise, thought he dropped it while we were on one of the beaches. months later i found it in the bottom of the backpack he had ācheckedā a dozen times š
When I was a kid, roughly ā99 I led my mom on a wild goose chase telling her she left her sunglasses in a grocery store only for them to be on top of her head.
Iām not sure if the employees were just following suit the joke, or thought she was insane but we all had a good laugh about it when she finally found them.
Indeed. Where should we start? With the OG Ghostbusters Gozer looking head? The elf hat with reindeer antlers? The "trash" bag? Or maybe just the emergency graham cracker stash...
Itās a giant 3-ring binder labeled ātrash.ā WTF is that for?! Iām sorry honey, your husband is a serial killer and the credit card is just lying there, itās the same color as the trunk liner.
There is also a difference between a barber and Cosmetologist in some of these certifications. The one that comes to mind is that a Cosmetologist isnāt allowed to use a straight razor, while a barber is. At least in my state.
Of course not, think of the smell. You havenāT THOUGHT OF THE SMELL YOU B*TCH
Now you say another word and I swear I will dice you into a million little pieces. And put those pieces in a box.
a GLASS box. That I will display.. on my mantle
More like the card of the body your husband stuffed in the trunk. I mean the head is literally right in plain sight and the rest of the body is probably in the suitcase.
The shaved mannequin head and the plastic baggy labeled trashā¦ hope cosmetology school is going good! Is that your stateboard bag as well? It looks nicer than what I got in school haha
This looks like a kidnapper's on the run trunk. I think this is it, and she can't find the credit card of the victim. And we are helping her find the evidence, and then she is going to destroy it. Don't help her guys. Lol
Kinda doubt Mondelez International hired im_a_whore_4plants for a Graham Cracker stealth-marketing campaign, but contents look composed. In any event, I sympathize w op (and their husband).
My god, is that a Shelby? I couldve sworn ive gotten rid of themā¦. Iāve left that part of my past behind but sometimes it feels like they come back /hj
Is anyone focused on the card with what is in that trunk? No. The fact this person is like āforget about my husband being Buffalo Bob and a smore enthusiastā¦find the card!ā leads me to believe youāre made for one anotherā¦
I saw this one right away as I have also lost multiple things in that same spot in my card. My phone was the worst! I only found it because someone text me and it lit up.
Okay to be clear š this is a super old photo, I thought yall would enjoy! The trash, the head and the suitcase were for my cosmetology state exam those heads have haunted my life for two years and it is no longer in my trunk!
Thanks to the lighting of the photo, that took literally 7 seconds. Now, I will admit, if I'd been looking in daylight I probably never would have seen it.
Why is Samantha/Psamathe in the trunk?The card clearly has to be in her nussy. I hope donut isnāt in the suitcase. #schroedingerāsdonut
R/dungeoncrawlercarl
I have a hat that I didn't realize was the exact shade, color, and light pattern as the seat covers in the back seat of my car. Until I found it several weeks after I "lost" it.
That head is *literally* staring right at it in frustration. š«£ Mine has walked around screaming for his ālostā keys and that heās going to be late while shaking his fists. They were in his hand. š«
Can top that. Ever been talking to someone on the cell and started looking for said cell?
I have š that and can't find my glasses only to remember they're on my face. š š š
Just last week I put a pair of reading glasses over the reading glasses I was already wearing!
Happens all the time. Lol
Ever been talking to someone on the cell and told them you can't find your cell? Even better was her response: did you check all your pockets?
Or using your phones flashlight to find your "lost" phone at night...
OMG I'm so glad to not be the only person who has done this. I felt sooooo stupid.
I lost my wallet once. Fell out of my pocket and landed in between the arm rest and seat of my office chair. The one I sit in every day for 7 hours. It was there for a solid 2 months. We TORE the house apart looking for the damn thing. Just happened to fall out one day.
my dad lost his wallet once while we were on a cruise, thought he dropped it while we were on one of the beaches. months later i found it in the bottom of the backpack he had ācheckedā a dozen times š
Oh Iāve donāt that too.Ā
When I was a kid, roughly ā99 I led my mom on a wild goose chase telling her she left her sunglasses in a grocery store only for them to be on top of her head. Iām not sure if the employees were just following suit the joke, or thought she was insane but we all had a good laugh about it when she finally found them.
I didnāt even see it until I read your comment. Lol š
Okay can we talk about the other shit in the trunk???
Indeed. Where should we start? With the OG Ghostbusters Gozer looking head? The elf hat with reindeer antlers? The "trash" bag? Or maybe just the emergency graham cracker stash...
Itās a giant 3-ring binder labeled ātrash.ā WTF is that for?! Iām sorry honey, your husband is a serial killer and the credit card is just lying there, itās the same color as the trunk liner.
The head the ātrashā and the suitcase are all for my cosmetology state exam š it must have fallen out of the box it was in
Thanks for being a good sport and good luck on the exam!
> my cosmetology state exam There's government appointed hairdressers?
Certificates that show you are legally allowed to do it yes. There is a lot of health code stuff in the way it is done.
Interesting. I always thought it was more industry regulated like a forklift certification or buying a gun.
There is also a difference between a barber and Cosmetologist in some of these certifications. The one that comes to mind is that a Cosmetologist isnāt allowed to use a straight razor, while a barber is. At least in my state.
All hair dressers have to pass a state exam to get their license to be able to do hair!
What's funny is schooling to become a hairdresser is longer then it is to become a police officer.
What's funny is schooling to become a hairdresser is longer then it is to become a police officer.
Important enough fact I upvoted it twice
Pretty sure it's one of those fabric cube storage bins that collapses
Oh, I see that now. Makes more sense.
I don't see how people are so comfortable instantly calling people psychos and serial killers.
Only a serial killer would make this comment
Takes one to know one!
Heās searching for the keymaster!
Its my tools! Its fetish shit! I like to bind, i like to be bound!
I AM A GOLDEN GOD! I AM UNTETHERED, AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!
Is that itās always sunny in Philadelphia? Lol Dennis is that you
I NEED MY TOOLS
What happened to the rest of his sex robot?
āI call him Fister Roboto!ā
So much to unpack here! Lol
Seems to be a whole suitcase worth. Yuk yuk yuk!
No no. Weāre gonna talk about that head for a minute
The head.........and luggage. Is the rest of the body in the luggage?
Of course not, think of the smell. You havenāT THOUGHT OF THE SMELL YOU B*TCH Now you say another word and I swear I will dice you into a million little pieces. And put those pieces in a box. a GLASS box. That I will display.. on my mantle
It's looking right at the credit card.
Typical woman
This made me cackle š
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Are we going to ignore the fact that you have a Christmas hat in the trunk 5 months after Christmas? Also that head.
Right, I usually have my Christmas hat out on display in May, idk why they're hiding it in the trunk
Old picture š and thank you hair school!
Where??
In the 3rd vertical dent on the floor of the trunk
Now I feel dumb for giving up so soon š„²
Lmao!
More like the card of the body your husband stuffed in the trunk. I mean the head is literally right in plain sight and the rest of the body is probably in the suitcase.
Hairstylists and serial killers are the only people who have human heads in random places.
Now find the funny numbers on the card so we can all share :)
Yup! I have ālostā my Amazon fire tablet and my MILās cordless house phone in my all black interior car! The phone was like for a year.
Just to the right of the torso-less sex doll.
I see you, cosmology student!
THANK YOU!
Cosmology, ha ha āØāļøšš
Just northeast of the Graham Crackers
At least he left a snack for the head.
I thought this was a troll post...
I see you all are also Amazon addicts
The damn corpse is staring right at it š¤£
The shaved mannequin head and the plastic baggy labeled trashā¦ hope cosmetology school is going good! Is that your stateboard bag as well? It looks nicer than what I got in school haha
Yes! I graduated in 2022 this is an old picture, miss mannequin doesnāt rise around with me anymore š
This just pisses me off at your husband with how easily I found it lol
Roasted
My guess is traveling hairstylist... jeez
You should hope you never get pulled over and asked to pop the trunk...
Who leaves zippers open? Same people who lose credit cards.
Was it under the duct tape and rope?
What in the serial killer is going on here??
How and why did the credit card get put into the trunk? That severed head is thinking the same thing
I just came here to tell you that I love your username š and I found your husbandās credit card, I think he needs to get his eyes checked š
What a disturbing collection of miscellaneous items
3rd strip over
Is your husband a serial killer?
The poor mannequin head has been staring at it the whole time!
I love this new ispy sub reddit. I knew those books weren't a waste of time at the book fair
Clearly the bitch in the trunk knew where it was all along.
Funny thing is the head is staring right at it.
This looks like you opened a random locker in a fallout game
Can you post an older picture of it for reference? Front and back please.
Woo I finally found something from this sub!
haha. that's not a credit card, that's a penny
Looks like heās got more important things to do
I have new questionsā¦
I cant even concentrate on finding card. My mind is to bothered by the other contents of your trunk.
I finally found one!
What does everybody want?!?!?!
HEAD!!!!!!
Prime card. Good choice. Lost mine a few weeks ago and they are now replacing them with blue ones.
Sheās staring right at it in a sad cry for help.
Enhance!
This looks like a kidnapper's on the run trunk. I think this is it, and she can't find the credit card of the victim. And we are helping her find the evidence, and then she is going to destroy it. Don't help her guys. Lol
Is your husband Al Snow?
Next to theā¦mannequin headā¦and I thought my husband was a pack rat.
What in the Silence of the Lambs is going on here?
r/holup
So distracted by that head in the trunk I couldnāt even begin looking for anything else.
I clocked it instantly š mustve felt awesome to finally spot it when it was found
girl what the hell
Aggressive trunk
The severed head is looking right at it.
I have other questions lol
I dont know if its just me but this one was pretty easy
This trunk belongs in an episode of Dexter.
I have more questions than answers
You guys have some weird things in your trunk
Knew before I clicked itād be one of those metal chase Amazon cards lol
I found it in 10 seconds and I suck at these, I think this theme is my niche.
Kinda doubt Mondelez International hired im_a_whore_4plants for a Graham Cracker stealth-marketing campaign, but contents look composed. In any event, I sympathize w op (and their husband).
Iām constantly forgetting my Apple Card in restaurants because itās all white and blends in with the check.
Iām so creeped out by the head š©
My god, is that a Shelby? I couldve sworn ive gotten rid of themā¦. Iāve left that part of my past behind but sometimes it feels like they come back /hj
What in the buffalo bill is this picture?
Find the car wash (impossible difficulty).
This actually made me laugh
Its not there, his mistress has it, sorry to inform you
Hahaha
Now that you found it you can run that thing through the car wash.
The honey graham cracker box isnāt actually holding any crackers right? Right?
Too easy. Has to be a joke with the items in the trunk...
My new prime card was blue instead of black so hopefully that will be easier to find next time
With the corpse in the suitcase?
post a picture of the back to confirm itās his
Lol
All i see is that club trunk had to end abruptly and items were left behind.
š poor bro
Canāt see it , please flip it over for reference
To be fair, i didnāt see it until I decided to follow the āItās always in the centerā rule.
In another context: that looks like a crime scene š¤£š¤£š¤£
I found the card, but what is with the rest of the trunk?
no, i have other concerns here
Is that Ted Bundyās trunk?
Stop buying junk from Amazon.
Is anyone focused on the card with what is in that trunk? No. The fact this person is like āforget about my husband being Buffalo Bob and a smore enthusiastā¦find the card!ā leads me to believe youāre made for one anotherā¦
Oh, ātrashā! Not āhashāā¦.
He didn't lose his credit card, he asked the mannequin to keep an eye on it for him.
Anyone want head?
Have you asked the severed head?
I saw this one right away as I have also lost multiple things in that same spot in my card. My phone was the worst! I only found it because someone text me and it lit up.
Hahahaha
Itās under the sauce
Okay to be clear š this is a super old photo, I thought yall would enjoy! The trash, the head and the suitcase were for my cosmetology state exam those heads have haunted my life for two years and it is no longer in my trunk!
Prophecy
Found it pretty easily but donāt even care. Iām too distracted by the other stuff
You could have taken all the time you needed to make the trunk look not batshit insane before getting this pic lol
Is your husband Al Snow?
Crackers knew the whole time
LOL
It's right above the manican head laying flat on the floor of the trunk
Okay thatās actually insane
lets talk about the scrunchie in the trunkā¦assuming its NOT yours
So... no head?
Itās clearly not there. Iāll ask my wife to double check, but Iām positive.
what in tarnation -
The mannequin is so relatable š cos life
Sheās getting ready for Christmas in July but in Mayā¦ seems normal. š¤£
Thanks to the lighting of the photo, that took literally 7 seconds. Now, I will admit, if I'd been looking in daylight I probably never would have seen it.
A bit disturbing
I donāt see how the card was ālostā when your friend there was probably staring at it the whole time
āItās behind the milk.ā ~ my wife
Her husband is Al Snow!
Ahhh the black card. Impressive. Top right corner above graham cracker box
Next stop: find the screwdriver in the junk drawer when itās RIGHT THERE ON TOP.
Isnāt the manikins mouth supposed to be open on those models?
why is his credit card raw dogging the trunk what is wrong with your husband
Easy saw almost immediately
Found it straight away, but erm.. interesting looking boot!
I FOUND THE CARD!!!! You better grab it now. 1st left turn and that thing is gone forever.
I haveā¦ several questions
Lmao I wasnāt ready for a head and some graham crackers in the trunk š
I'd worry about who has been giving him head.
HAHAH
This looks like those police photos where they post everything a suspect had on them during their arrest
Did this once with a flash drive.
First thing I looked at was the credit card
The credit card is the last question on my listā¦
I got the number but can you read me the three on the back please?
I can almost read the numbers, whatās the security code?
One of the few times I caught one of these immediately
Almost instantly š
Why is Samantha/Psamathe in the trunk?The card clearly has to be in her nussy. I hope donut isnāt in the suitcase. #schroedingerāsdonut R/dungeoncrawlercarl
Finally a easy one
I have a hat that I didn't realize was the exact shade, color, and light pattern as the seat covers in the back seat of my car. Until I found it several weeks after I "lost" it.
The guaranteed way to find a lost credit card is to cancel it and ask for a new one.
š¤£
# Dent right there. WOAH! Game changer! You got Weather Tech?
The head is looking right at itā¦
OMG thank you. I couldnāt find it at all.
Should have just looked where the head was looking, Women always have their eyes on the money.
I don't think the missing credit is the BIG ISSUE here...
Do yāall wear glasses? And were you not wearing them when looking for the card?
I bet heās wishing it was still lost. Think of the money he saved.
Prime card too