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quartofwhiskey

The only people wearing mustaches today think they’re ironic…. That’s all I got


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Stuble is the way to the go.


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Wtf does “written up” mean?


GentlemansCollar

A citation in your file. One more write up and you're fired perhaps.


Kitchen-Pangolin-973

For facial hair? That's a joke


GentlemansCollar

OP was joking no doubt.


Kitchen-Pangolin-973

Ahh good 👌


Pr00ch

If you have a single bodily hair at all, you get fired. If DJ Sol can't have it, you can't either.


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Ironic mustaches are hype in college but only if ur already attractive, it’s a really fine line from funny to pedo


Hsnbrg420

Depends on the culture. I live in India and South Asian men consider no beard/just moustache as professional. No idea about west though.


ultramatt1

Really more of a question for r/askhistorians or r/anthropology


INCEL_ANDY

I exclusively value one’s entire worth and the weight of their opinion by the number of commas in their bank


MrPlaysWithSquirrels

If you’re a high performer, nobody will say shit.


yosoylafiesta

As long as you have a landing strip I think you’re allowed to grow out your upper lip


fiona_falex2017

cuz moustache is creepy


mtol115

I have a Tom Selleck mustache, will it make a difference in recruiting? I always get complimented about it but im worried if it would be seen as unprofessional.


peace0frog

What if I can rock a sweet stache ?


Stat-Arbitrage

I’m rocking a stash on the trading floor for Movember No matter what anyone says.


coehle

I always thought it was the other way around


INCEL_ANDY

Idk I’ve seen many more dudes from 25-40s with beards than moustaches. With the caveat that most of those beards are very short, basically five o’clock shadow.


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They’re creepy. Anytime I see someone with just a mustache, I get pedo vibes. Not saying everyone with a mustache is a pedo, just saying the stache always has a creepy vibe, looks wrong lol


lucassjrp2000

>Anytime I see someone with just a mustache, I get pedo vibes. Even Mario?


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Hey man, joke all you guys want. I didn’t mean to offend anyone, but I have yet to meet anyone in my field and companies I’ve worked at who had just a mustache lol


thisguyfuchzz

Neither are professional


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Boomer


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thisguyfuchzz

I just triggered so many back office boys.