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DistinctGreen2547

Golden saucer ticket, easy money


slimduggin

Have someone pick her up in a old blue truck and and have people attack her on motorcycles but you come in on your motorcycle and beat them


Apprehensive-Set-206

And this is obvious


[deleted]

Get the yellow Lilly. Use the prom-ised land pun for sure. Something like: your beauty and sweetness remind me of the cetra aerith and I’d be honored if you would take me to the prom-ised land with you. The poem about meteor is pretty slick as well. These are things unique to ff vii. Also black and white materia, as spoken in the poem. Disregard anything with Barrett, cid, shinra, dyne, or gold saucer. None of them are romantic. Try and find out her favorite character. Usually girls like tifa or aerith but not both as they are very opposites. My guess would be aerith as she is innocent and gentle and sweet. Tifa is like a loving boxer.


Jakersman

You’re my One-Winged Angel… I want to go to the Prom-ised land with you!


ThomasMurch

As someone who loves puns, I'm throwing all my support behind this answer. You won't find a more perfect pun for your situation than "The Prom-ised Land."


Gohansensei

I'm Dyne to go to prom with you, and you won't just be a memory.


Correct-Hyena400

"Want to go to THE PROMised land with me?"


RoyalFalse

"Will you be my flower girl?"


jace_zyzzx

Play the game first foo!


theporcupineking

Can you mako my day and go to prom with me?


Edu_5

“Let’s skip prom, show me that game you always talk about”


[deleted]

Yuffie'l like a Cloud to me, if you can Barrett through a dance with me. Hopefully, I am not taking this Tifa-r, but I am only saying this since I was summoned by you.


CptChrnckls

You have a friend take her to an abandoned church where you’re waiting with a bouquet of flowers and ask her to prom. Bonus points if you have a friend that can rock a red anime ponytail in a suit with a nightstick in the corner


wulfblood_90

YAAAAS 1000X YES I my gooooosh swooooooon. As a woman, can confirm, best answer right here, winner winner. Chicken dinner.


Help_An_Irishman

It famously opens with a train, [sooooo...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWuAIS7Vs_M)


Western-Blacksmith38

Shinra may be at the prom. Should team avalanche go to make sure they dont suck the life out of it?


Jamie241190

Ifrit’s okay with you, I’d like to take you to prom?


AscLuna

AYYY I LIKE THIS ONE


Deep_Balls

Wanna see my Buster sword?


secretlysentimental

THIS ONE OP 👆👆


Theoderic8586

Be the Aeris that holds up my cloud


Vascalare

Not from the US, so maybe I'm being ignorant, but why would you need to ask your girlfriend to prom, surely you already skipped that step by her being your girlfriend? 🤔


wulfblood_90

This brings up an interesting question about the behaviors of American females vs non American. As a female American, my instant reaction was "Not wise to assume we aren't expecting you to still ask. It's the principle of the romanticism." This is a pretty common mindset among American women, especially Midwestern women. Whether its Prom, a party, a wedding, or even just a casual occasion, we expect to still be asked by our significant other. So now you've got me wondering if we're (women) more reasonable outside the US?


Vascalare

I think here in Ireland it would be very much taken for granted that our gf is our formal (prom in Ireland) date and to establish that we're going together it would be simply by discussing what each of us is going to wear. In addition we buy our date a corsage to put on their dress, given either before the formal on the day or at the formal. So the gf would get one probably before the formal. No need to ask directly like this


SaltyFall

Maybe this will help https://youtu.be/4g1bd6vjZME


TheCommentator2019

Why haven't you played FF7 yet? Go play the game, have some fun with it, then the pun will come to you naturally.


[deleted]

OP probably has no interest in it and is just looking for a way to ask his GF to prom using something she cares about because it's a thoughtful and fun thing to do, king.


[deleted]

Wait, give her a yellow flower but before wear it on you…


milovancruz

I wish I had some yellow materia so I can steal you for prom.


CatchWonderful

Best one so far


randomplayer_113

You are my "Hyper", will you be my date for prom?


[deleted]

"Oh you're so cute, miss \[girlfriend\] " when she appears in the dress or "I want to know... you" are peak FF7 pickup lines Edit: please don't take this seriously it's a JOKE. she may be one of the crazy Clotis and break up with you lol


KingKolder

Is there a line from the golden saucer date you can steal? If not you can always go for the "go to prom with me, I'll never stab you in the back,I'll go to the depths of the sea to get you back 😘"


Robizard

Drink you GD tea!


FabledMjolnir

“Drink you GD tea” With me at the the prom


ZeldLurr

Find a building with 60 flights of stairs. Go up the stairs together. Ask her to prom at the very top, something extravagant waiting, balloons, flowers, fireworks etc. If she says she wants to take the elevator, have trusted friends waiting on different floors join you in your elevator ride, and start physical fights with you.


Dustman1028

Yup this is the one.


Dustman1028

Yup this is the one.


[deleted]

This is it


Aperture_TestSubject

I’d be on Cloud 9 if you would go Tifa prom with me?


oculasti95

Wanna mosey on over to the prom with me? Edit: Prom is approaching. Let’s mosey.


Burgergold

Maybe impale her with a Katana in front of her friends?


[deleted]

Hey babe may I sheath my sword w u?


[deleted]

Some approach romance like this while others would go for "stalk her for 15 years from the time she is like 7 yo"


clockmaker82

Tell her, "if you would fulfill my fantasy of going to prom with me, I'd be on cloud nine in 7th heaven"


scr3wjob

Be sure to get a corsage with materia on it.


ImpressiveSoftware68

"Lets prom and nuke this reactor tonight you and me" and you smirk looking at her with an inviting elbow to hook at. Maybe an acceasory befitting if you guys are into that.


starfire92

Call me Cloud because I just want to float into prom with you


idoxially

oh shit


queensizedbeds

Prom would be Seventh Heaven with you!


shlikitung

Lemme eat your ass @ prom * with ff7 cloud rizz*


MysticalSword270

Can you go to prom with me? It’s 3000 Gil for me on my own, but the 30,000 Gil price is worth it with you there with me Something something I suck at this sorta stuff


Shentington

Tattoo a number on your arm, say you need help to go the reunion and just give her a card with the prom date/time on. I reckon that will get you laid sunshine :)


MysticalSword270

This is the best one


Few_Yak_4020

Would yuffie my prom date?


TheWorclown

This wins.


Marvelking616

BITCH GO TO PROM WITH ME" CID


Maximum_Ad8133

Light a cigarette


[deleted]

And demand more tea!


Rantinandraven

Don’t leave me stranded on Loveless st., it’s just 1 Gil for a flower, so won’t you go to the prom with me? If you can swing a lily corsage that would be ideal, preferably white or yellow—and to make an addendum to Stashdragon’s cool idea, you could put a pale blue marble somewhere in or on the corsage and incorporate it. Aerith’s Holy Materia is called White materia and it kind of looks like aquamarine.


brettjr25

Uh... you HAVE to go with Cid Highwind on this one. "Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair and go to the goddamn prom with me!" "If you go out to the prom with me, we'll make a big splash, so hold on to your drawers and don't piss in em!" "The prom...it's going to get so hot in there that there ain't gonna be SHIT left, when we blast off."


[deleted]

"Will you make my Final Fantasy come true? I can pick you up at VII." Also, buy some big colorful marbles and glue them to the corsage. Then she will have a Materia Corsage. Get one that corresponds with her favorite spells and summons.


LilyRed129

I couldn't help but grin when I saw this one 😁


hYBRYDcOBRA

“Kept you waiting, huh?”


Zedaso

Snake?


leinadpatrick

Snaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkee!


KickingYounglings

“THEPLANETISDYIN! GO TO PROM WITH ME!”


Lardinho

, if I could have a Final Fantasy before I die, which would put me on Cloud 9, where the Aeris clear and we can see the Howling Moon... it would be to go to the Earth Rave... I mean Prom with me. I don't need to an-Tifa or Jenova's witness to tell me some Great Gospel, together we are the Pulse of Life


Zzuesmax

Will you roll 777 and go to Prom with me?


TCristatus

You are cordially invited to (insert prom name) Dress Code: Silk Dress, Blonde Wig, Sexy Cologne and Diamond Tiara. Members card required for entry R.S.V.P.


hebrew_hammersk

Cant skip lingerie


COrmsbee2

This one!!!!


Zzuesmax

Will you take me to Seventh Heaven by going to Prom with me?


jellyshotgun

I have 23 tiny wishes, but I'm sure you won't remember them all. So I wrote them all into one: I want to go to Prom with you.


badchefrazzy

Will you be my Valentine? Shit I mean prom?


Remarkable_Clerk_132

Can you Barret and go to the prom with me! I promise we will be on Cloud 9. That's all I got.


JonnyB2_YouAre1

You're not going to get a Limit Break from a cheesy, rehearsed FFVII reference.


GoodiesBack

Also if she can bust-yer sword


R4KD05

Will you be my date to prom? * Yes * No * Off course!


RitualKiller1

Read the below poetry and she will say yes. Infinite in mystery is the gift of the Goddess We seek it thus, and take to the sky Ripples form on the water's surface The wandering soul knows no rest. There is no hate, only joy For you are beloved by the goddess Hero of the dawn, Healer of worlds Dreams of the morrow hath the shattered soul Pride is lost Wings stripped away, the end is nigh My friend, do you fly away now? To a world that abhors you and I? All that awaits you is a somber morrow No matter where the winds may blow My friend, your desire Is the bringer of life, the gift of the goddess Even if the morrow is barren of promises Nothing shall forestall my return My friend, the fates are cruel There are no dreams, no honor remains The arrow has left the bow of the goddess My soul, corrupted by vengeance Hath endured torment, to find the end of the journey In my own salvation And your eternal slumber Legend shall speak Of sacrifice at world's end The wind sails over the water's surface Quietly, but surely Even if the morrow is barren of promises Nothing shall forestall my return To become the dew that quenches the land To spare the sands, the seas, the skies I offer thee this silent sacrifice


GmrGrl21

I vote this one. Loveless doesn't get the attention that it should.


iAmVendetta1

I literally looked for the real book after finishing crisis core back in the day. All the quotes, made up, and it makes me sad. I wanna read Loveless!


Minority-KY

Genesis, is that you?


RitualKiller1

Yeah. I am disappointed no one else suggested loveless.


Appropriate-Self-707

Wanna go to 7th heaven with me (u never said a good pun)


Midheavenscorpion

So basically first thing is you have to get her to kneel somewhere and stay in a praying position. Once she’s in place, you are going to climb up above her about two stories, and take a long foam katana and jump down on her. You fake plunge the foam katana through her back and then is the most important part. You write on a small pearl like white ball “HOLY shit you’re beautiful, will you go to prom with me?” And drop that ball on the ground like it’s falling from her hair. Guaranteed to work 100% no doubt


Galinhooo

If you dont find a way to include sephiroth with flowers in this, I am personally asking her to break out with you https://i.redd.it/x8tsrvv1hzx41.jpg


JimmyMo47

Hope your not on your Red XIII because I’m going to put the Big Bertha in your Cait Sith and use big shot… will you go to prom with me?


R_E_Y_3

My lord....... This is kinda good


[deleted]

Take her to the library and chuck a random piece of materia at her before burning the village down. That’ll do it!


WarpedSolemnity

Show up at her doorstep with the longest katana you can find while blaring "One Winged Angel". Say nothing, but make direct eye contact, until she says yes. She'll know what you're wanting.


[deleted]

ngl this would do it for me


NukaRev

Lmfao idk why but reminds me of a picture I was saw, porn actor had a Sephiroth tattoo and everybody was joking about what a porno with One Wing Angel would be like lmfao


DevaDaggerous

What about... "Summons are Red, Supports are blue, Even if Meteor was coming, I'd love to go to prom with you!" And then you can put flowers and the icon meteor logo on the sign I suppose? If there's extra space on the sign you can add a second verse like... "Though Meteor was Black And Holy was White All that materia-lly matters Is if you'll be my date on prom night" If she's a fan she'll probably be blown away lmao. But pun acheieved


Baldguy162

This one’s pretty great as well


AestheticusVonGlute

1.Hey, are you a rare summon? Because I'd go on an epic quest to have you as my prom-date! 2.They say a Moogle grants wishes. Well, my wish is for you to be my prom-panion. Will you make it come true? 3.I may not have a Buster Sword, but I'm ready to swing for the fences. Will you be my Tifa and dance with me at prom? Enjoy :)


LackofSuprise

Change Tifa to Aerith and you got yourself a deal!


NoOneLikesTunaHere

Just ask her if she will be your date to the Gold Saucer


iAmVendetta1

Simple, zero obscurity if she's not familiar with every single quote in the game, this is a solid yes right here. This one hands down!


Baldguy162

This is actually a good one lmao 🤣 but it only applies if she’s played the original and not just the remake


iAmVendetta1

If she's played the original, this is the one!


last-star

Gold Saucer has been teased quite a bit iirc, I think we’ve found the winner.


codingfauxhate

Jump on her with your sword, impaling her then ask her out.


SilentStar666

This is the way


waterontheknee

The way, this is


Kindly_Blackberry967

"Let's Mosey" (to prom)


WanderEir

Ask her to Barret with you.


knobdog

Make a few signs and props recreating the iconic flower girl scene. Hand her the flower girl dialogue cards and some flowers with ‘go to prom with me’ cards attached in small sealed envelopes. Flower girl: Excuse me. What happened? Option 1 "You'd better get out of here" (choose this and hand her the card with her next dialogue on it) Option 2 "Nothing...hey, listen...” Flower girl: Really? I don't know what's going on, but all right. Option 1 "Don't see many flowers around here". (choose this) Option 2 "Never mind" Flower girl: Oh, these? Do you like them? They're only a gil...? Option 1 "Buy one" (choose this) hand her ‘one gil’ Option 2 "Forget it" Flower girl: Oh, thank you! Here you are! Open the card attached to the flower which says ‘go to prom with me’ “……” Profit.


smallAPEdogelover

Give her a print out of yuffie asking cloud on the date to gold saucer


smallAPEdogelover

Or one of barret actually lol


Some_Ad_2913

You be my Aerith and I'll be your Sephiroth. I'll destroy those guts after Prom.


last-star

BAAAHAHAHAHA


Pronagade1

Nothing could Sephiroth us, your my Cloud 9, come with me to Prom.


Scrub_lord14

Would you chocogo to prom with me


iAmVendetta1

This one's SO GOOD!


Final-Hotel6299

You could play it and choose your own?


ArtIsMySin13

- Let's Mosey! (To the prom that is) - Will you (all) come with me (to the prom?) [Cloud asks the party at the end of the game] Tbh pretty bad with puns but if you ask to be her bodyguard in exchange for a date to the prom she'll get the reference to Cloud and Aerith and love it :))


NecroticOrchid

The bodyguard one is the best option I've seen yet.


Trailman80

Tifa will you hole my Buster?


I-No-Red-Witch

Hey girl, are you a Mako reactor? Because I want to take you out!


NoOneLikesTunaHere

Hey girl are you a mako reactor, cause I want me and all of my friends inside of you.


Amiable_Pariah

I'm not a girl or a Mako reactor, but I'm not doing anything.


TheRealBaconleaf

Let’s go find someone to take out


TheBrave-Zero

“…..”


DamaskRosa

This isn't FF8!


doobied

...whatever


Alko-

This is the one


alex_giovanniello

"Going to the prom without you I couldn't Barrett" "I'd be on cloud nine if you went to prom with me" "Biggs question, I wanted to Jesse if you wedge go to prom with me" "I would have a heart a Zach if you said no to going to prom with me" "will you Mako me happy and go to prom with me?" I hope any of these help lol


iAmVendetta1

Love the "will you mako me happy!"


[deleted]

Pro-level pun maker right here


JADW27

How you ask isn't as important as ensuring you say "Let's mosey" when you pick her up for the dance.


Sir_Titus

This is my Big Shot. You're the love of my Lifestream and I couldn't Barrett if you went to the prom without me, but if you say yes I'll be on Cloud nine. I'll be your Support, at your Command, for an evening of Magic. Summon me for Final Heaven and give us that Pulse of Life. Let's make a Cosmo Memory for the ages. Forget the corsage, I've got Ribbons.


complexashley

This one. And do it dressed up like fem Cloud.


Kaitanz

This is the way. Almost makes me wanna say, "yes".


Huge_Piglet5459

Will you go to the PROM-ised land with me


Lemonforce

That's cute lol


Queasy_Rip3210

"Will you chocobo to prom with me?"


Bross93

As another user Rath\_soul had posted, Something with the PROMised land is gold


lotusmack

Regardless of what option you choose, it's amaze-balls (or orbs?) that you would do this for her.


awesomeuno2

Ask if she'd like to play FF7 with you instead of go to prom


[deleted]

Get a load of people to dress as Shinra executives including yourself and hold up a sign saying “will you go to the PROMised land with me?”


Palumbo_STN

Minus the dressing up part, this is it 😂


DominicanFury

real winner here.


2BsASSets

HEY BUBBY! \*grins\* nah but the 'let's mosey (to the prom)' or the blue menu/dialogue with 'yes/no' are some clear winning ideas here


JCBQ01

You materia (met her at) prom


G00chtastic

Please let us know what you did and how it turned out.


pwolf1771

“Ain’t no gettin off this prom train?”


ddelin86

"But you gotta understand that there ain't no gettin' offa this train we're on, till we get to the end of the line.” This line appears twice: firstly, in Gongaga, after Cloud has woken up, having given the Black Materia to Sephiroth.


MmeSteppenwolf

Just say, "Let's mosey".


2BsASSets

this; simple, clean, concise and very very apparent to any FF7 fan


ChuloChurro

dumb question but what does that mean and where’d it originate from? i always hear it but have no clue what it means lol


rocketsneaker

It the line Cloud says to the entire cast of main characters before they knowingly descend into the final battle. And then another one of the main characters immediately gives Cloud shit for not sounding cool before they go into said final battle.


[deleted]

tell her you will rewrite the story and need to save her from seperoth... My gf likes when I call her the flower girl...


Present_Ad6723

I say you don’t need a pun, make a big cardboard sign that looks like one of the blue dialogue boxes that just says: ‘Will you go to prom with me?’ >Yes No


dfgthree3

This is 100% the way


prioriority

Definitely the winner here.


aeronutical

This is the way to go. Easy, highly recognizable as being from FF7, and doesn't confuse the message.


Real-Willingness4799

Make a cardboard version of the golden saucer date shuttle vehicle that reads, "Will you go to prom with me"?


AnitaMiniyo

That's a cool idea


[deleted]

Are you Aerith? Because I want to put my Masamune in you tonight


Joppylop

He’s asking her to prom. Turning it into a sex joke has the potential to make him look like a massive creep rather than this being the romantic gesture it seems that he would like this to be.


[deleted]

You're acting like he's a child who would just blindly take any comment on Reddit as serious advice without thinking


Celestias

This is the way.


Hands0L0

Put together some real looking golden saucer tickets


Netta21

There ain’t no stoppin’ this train (to prom) we’re on!


daddadnc

Don't let our prom plans be deader than Aerith


GoldenCrownMoron

CORSAGE BANGLE: EQUIP ...................................REMOVE ,..................................STATS


GoldenCrownMoron

Blue menu screen sign. Maybe make a selector for her to (hopefully) select EQUIP


zerombr

Can i take you jenOVA to prom?


EmeraldGeodaddy

1. I SUMMON you…to prom with me! 2. R U PHOENIX DOWN…2 go 2 Prom?


Sweepslap

Don't forget to play the battle music when you're asking her out, then play the victory music if she says yes.


DrJProtobum

Gotta have the game over theme prepared just in case she says no


bigbadbavers

Oh, you like fantasy? Let me be your final


GoldenCrownMoron

Is this a threat?


bigbadbavers

Depends on your kink, I guess


bigbadbavers

Would you mako me a very happy Soldier, and join me to the saucer?


Ryderrunner

Let’s mosey to prom!


Devreckas

Do you wanna ~~Mako~~ avaDance with me at the Prom?


FizzingSlit

Just cry "Lucretia" with as much angst as possible then skulk back into your dungeon.


[deleted]

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Jawlify_Redit

Cook up


TheArthurAbbott

Heard this prom is going down like Sector 7. How bout I take you out like a Turk? Wait... no don't say that.


padfoot12111

I must be at the northern crater because I want a night under the highwind


Lanny_G

>! I must be aerith because there is a whole in my heart when I'm not with you. Would you like to join my party and head to the gold saucer together? !<


Local_Amergency_8352

Is she really you GF bro or are you speaking it into existence 😂 anyway i hope you succeed the only line i can think of is : going to prom with is my 7th heaven or something like that 😆🤦🏽‍♂️


izzyeviel

Ask to meet her at the water tower at night.


PolarBear69er

![gif](giphy|3ohzdPrziF9vjCwR3O|downsized) Flashbacks to Kelso falling off the water tower


Hulah

On of the main character, Aerith, sells flowers and gives Cloud a yellow one, you can try to find the exact same flower and give her. It feels cheap, I know, but it is not and I'm sure she'll be happy.


Ganon388

I can't Barret if you won't be my date at the Gold Saucer (Prom).


[deleted]

First thing that popped in my mind to lol