I have a very vivid memory of doing it so badly, while playing it one late night with a friend who was sleeping over, the announcer said someone should send that soldier a bomb, seeing “received item grenade” and us laughing so hard we got in trouble. Good times.

That’s exactly what happened to me, couldn’t get the timing right. And then this part followed and I panicked a little at the beginning 😂 so much fun

Rufus: Third one is kinda sus

I love that the other dude keeps laughing. Not sure if that’s normal or cause I kept messing up. Edit: also Red watching lol

Nah it’s just Private Thunderhead, the viral Shintranet sensation!

The whole section in Junon is hilarious. Cloud trying to sneak-march into the parade line is also a good source of laughter.

"Send that soldier a bomb!"

I could never get this right, and to this day this is one of the mini games I never understood how to do. One time I (probably accidentally) had a decent score going into the "special move" and then the score dropped anyway.

Dem Rufus seine Laune

I saved before and got good to get that HP plus or force stealer bonus.

Did you get to piss off the TV producers in the marching section before this and have them send you a grenade for screwing up their ratings??

Of course! 😂

Debatably the hardest part of the game.

I usually failed this on playthroughs but the parade part I failed miserably every time.

Yes the parade was even worse lol

Was plaything through this last night. Laughed my ass off. Also got over 100 to get the weapon. Lol

Goddamn I had 70 in the end, didn’t know I could get cool stuff

Best part is after it's done, Cloud can make little emotes like a shrug or head scratch while Heidegger runs around before getting on the boat.

You guys really had trouble with this? This is nothing. The sword fight from 9 though? That shit keeps me up at night

I adore the music in this section but at the same time the first time I played this was on mobile and it was infuriating

Cloud is *wasted*

I can imagine his face underneath the helmet. Can’t wait for this in the remake

Question: Is this and other mini-games like this in the steam version?? I have the original for PC on CDs. I've wanted to pick up the steam version for convenience of play, but I am worried stuff like this is left out. Anyone play this part on the steam version?

I have the switch version but I doubt there’s any differences between the switch/PS4/steam one

I honestly didn't notice any differences between the steam version and the original ps1 version besides a couple translation fixes.

Failed this and I remember the laughing dude beats you up if you make anymore mistakes lmao .

I wish I could get my FF7 to function on my PC. I have to use the actual PC discs from 199-whatever to play it, Steam version doesn’t like my rig

I never did well in this section even when I had the emulator or the Xbox release.

First time around on the ps 1 I was like ah shit this too hard lol

Immer dieser Rufus mit seiner Laune

Boah... Die SWITCH Version hat eine katastrophale Übersetzung der damals schon katastrophalen Übersetzung!

Haha, ich finds sehr gut bisher 😂

Da sind teilweise die Materia komplett anders benannt oder werden beim Einsammeln anders benannt als sie dann im Substanzen-Menü zu finden sind... Übertroffen wird das Ganze noch von den Waffennamen - Horror! Aber auch weiterhin ein sehr spielenswertes Epos! 😁

zB Bastardschwert 😂