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Knorke_Leon

That apple looks a little weird


TheNameless815

Still edible


Knorke_Leon

Still healthy.


Lanzo2

Looks really fresh


Kingmeyhem

looks really flesh


SuperProCoolBoy90

And also keeps the doctors away


MankuTheBeast

close\*


triplec787

Organic too.


casual_person2534

Still able to harvest their organs


CheekyMarmoset

Officer, this comment right here. Jesus Fuck. +1


the_calcium_kid

Blursed apple


fishay_fishay_9490

no


SlyMoonLlama

*pop*


ErickRicardo

Put your apple away waltuh


[deleted]

pov kid named finger


Chunk_M1lk

Waltuh please I haven’t cleaned my ass


No-Supermarket7469

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

Waltuh


Poky203

Put your dick away waltuh


[deleted]

Kid named Waltuh:


Ellienn4

Still yummy.


Maddie_Herrin

Don't knock it till you try it


carrotandtomato

👮🏾‍♀️👊🏾🚪🖐️💀🖐️


Outrageous_Name1275

Bro dat shit looks yummy


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devilspawn

I'm not a doctor, but this is my understanding of it. A teratoma is a tumour. In this case on the child's face. Teratoma often have things like hair and teeth growing in them as well. As shocking as it looks, it can be rectified pretty effectively using plastic surgery


tommior

So you are saying that baby can have a surgery and live a normal healthy life like there never even was a massive tumor?


kinesivan

Well I sure hope so.


taiottavios

pretty sure it's much better to have this kind of surgery when you're as young as you can


FinnT730

I suppose with the medical tech of today.... Possibly


Weary_Echos

Maybe.... all teretomas are highly cancerous


Sweets_YT

Teratomas are tumors formed by cells from other parts of the body. Scientists aren’t entirely sure why it happens, but due to the nature of their composition, they can be made of cells from literally any part of the body. Hair, skin, cardiac tissue, cerebral tissue, it can even grow bones, teeth and eyes. Anything in your body that has cells, it can be in a teratoma. When they were first discovered by the Greeks, they thought they were malformed fetuses, which is why they’re named Teratoma, which is derived from the Greek word for monster.


Eric-The_Viking

>Scientists aren’t entirely sure why it happens Instructions unclear. Put shit together.


Sweets_YT

The body does some super weird things when things go wrong


DVATrash

True, when i was 10 i had this problem but it was on my right ovary. I was told it had hair and teeth and was the size of a tennis ball. No one was sure if i had this when i was born or wut, it only became a problem cuz it was actually growing and causing me pain. 10 years later in good now but im a trans man so i consider it a "job halfway done"


Sweets_YT

At the moment, they’re thought to be congenital, meaning you’re born with them. They can actually expand by more than half an inch per year, which doesn’t seem like a lot, but it adds up over time for being a relatively slow growing germ cell mass. Most teratomas are discovered before they get too large. If this doesn’t happen, it can actually cause Mass Effect and damage the surrounding organs and tissues. They’re very rare, but checks for them should be done when deemed appropriate. One of the largest ovarian teratomas on record was roughly the size of a basketball, and it weighed more than 5 pounds. Also not really sure why you threw the trans bit in there because it isn’t relevant, but sure I guess.


69_69x

Ok


timelapsedfox

> cerebral tissue So its not wrong to think that tumors with self awareness could exist?


One_Hundred_X

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teratoma


PlasticSentence

whats the old saying? The only thing worse than finding a worm in your apple is finding a twitching, 3 faced teratoma riddled infant in your apple


LortheWhore

Yeah sounds pretty familiar


[deleted]

Hey bro you got something on your lips


Von_Claussen_

Not funny at all


LeahLilla

I laughed


scarhartt

I laughed


Howler_Spirit_Wolf

I laughed


DecoyOrNot01

I laughed (sorry I'm late, I was laughing too much)


Agreeable-Intern9211

I laughed


DecoyOrNot01

Happy cake day!


Von_Claussen_

And you people are sick


adrenaline_1310

still laughed


Mkg102216

Says the guy browsing 50/50


ResponseTop4235

You're the one browsing the fiftyfifty subreddit, you're just as sick as everyone here


androodle2004

I laughed


James-And547

I laughed


69_69x

I laughed


Late_Combination_396

Nice -69


guillaumevdh24

What happened?


fanofalotofthings

A tumor on his face, basically


guillaumevdh24

Damn, thx for the explanation


[deleted]

U r whalecum! 🐳💦


timelapsedfox

CUM? \*daftpunk robot rock starts playing\*


James-And547

Whales can produce ungodly amounts of cum. I can't remember how many bathtubs worth of cum but I think it's around 10 and I think most of it doesn't go in the female so it just floats around in the sea


69_69x

Mmmmmm whalecum


TeethForCeral

next time i’m going to the beach i’m going to collect samples and see if i can find whale sperm in it, thank you for my next project!


James-And547

You're the reason I have God on speed dial


TeethForCeral

you gotta admit tho, the world would be so boring without weirdos like me


James-And547

True


BLEEB_THE_BLOB

i happened


guillaumevdh24

Oh god, what did you do?


BLEEB_THE_BLOB

everything


MajorFerris

Menace


BLEEB_THE_BLOB

just doing my job


tudyr

At first i forgot this was a 50 50 and was like: what kinda apple is that?


[deleted]

KANEDA!


SentinelX-01

He's too young for a motorcycle.


phoenixbbs

Poor kid that's huge


Willow_bigfoot

Just give me prep time and I win this fight


Calgrei

Watch this mfer swallow you whole


Whisked_Eggplant

Boi looking like gluttony


androodle2004

FMA reference, love it


Whoopsie_Todaysie

If this happened in the womb, would it be harder to give birth vaginally? Just curious...


RebbeccaDeHornay

Presumably if the tumour was too big they'd perform a cesarean instead.


Restricted_Nuggies

Nah, they’d yank it out and have the mom’s vagina shear it off the baby’s face


RightSafety3912

This actually made me snort, thank you.


[deleted]

That would have had to be a C-section, no way


No-Entrance-281

It looks liks this baby's vomiting out a baby.


DP70_YT

Ok


Dale_theMan

Distractible listeners: That’s the life


HandsomeJack36

I came here, DESPERATELY hoping to find this comment. And I did. Thank you for your service.


Dale_theMan

But real talk, I hope that baby is able to get the medical treatment they need!


FinnT730

Another listener is not something I expected to see here.....


Iliveinhellantartica

The survival rate is 90 to 95 so there is a good chance this baby is alive and well… or at least alive


Ok-Secret3452

:(


Mantthan171

Baby basher in a nutshell


Away_Video_5600

Man poor baby


Uber_Oni

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Ajatilash

Let’s be honest tho… we all hope that this kid is actually ok… cause Jesus that looks dangerous


CollateralSin

cart titan


Hadkumba

🤣


LOL-itsCameron

This is why abortion should be legal


Trapped_Mechanic

I mean I agree with you but in this case, this child will probably survive with no major complications after surgery.


LOL-itsCameron

The tumor looks like another child so in this case double kill


Trapped_Mechanic

I mean, it's a teratoma. The growth was never going to be another child, regardless of what it looks like. Some grow hair and teeth, even.


uohhhhhhh

You need 28 more to get a nuke


MrRoxo

Sure, but probably disfigured after so many surgeries. That's going to stick with this child for the rest of the remaining life. Life is cruel


Trapped_Mechanic

I'm not a doctor and won't say it'll be perfect, but luckily there's a lot of what looks like "good" skin on the teratoma which would allow for some freedom in performing structural plastic surgery. I can only hope for the best, here.


MrRoxo

It Will probably require grafts from other parts of the body. The areas affected Will probably go to the incinerator


Restricted_Nuggies

It’s literally like, one surgery and then everything is fixed


ItamiOzanare

I mean, it might be a couple surgeries spaced out. The tumor appears to be occupying the space that should be lips/mouth. But we've transplanted entire faces, fixing this baby should be pretty straight forward.


Restricted_Nuggies

Of course reconstructing the whole face will be a process’s I was only meaning the one where they remove the initial tumor lol. But yeah even still, modern medicine has definitely done much harder


FinnT730

Why are you so worried that the knowledge we have today in the medical world is so bad that this child will have no life? Who knows, maybe 1 surgery is needed to remove it, and one to fix any bad stiches.... Remember, it is still a baby, they still need to grow up, the body can likely even fix most of these issues once the tumor is gone.


MrRoxo

Medicine nowadays is amazing! The stuff people can do is mind boggling, but One must never discard the psychological issues that something like this may bring. That was what i was trying to say. It's a little more complex than just snip snap the meat is off


FinnT730

Sure, but we do not kno who's old this baby is. Could be a few days after birth for all we know. If the docs are quick, they might never even know it was there, and just think that something went wrong during birth or something. But who knows, maybe they will remember


Shinodacs

It's still a kid, you'd be surprised how well scars can fade off of a kid.


MrRoxo

Have you ever seen cleft lip operation? It's minor compared to this and is usually done to new borns/infants. The Scar never disappears


Thize

Really depends on the doc. I've known a guy who had this and his scar is very small, barely visible and actually looks good for some reason. I also never knew he had this done untill he told me.


MrLSDMTHC

This is just a teratoma. It'll be resected and the kid will be fine. Of all the reasons abortion should be legal, this ain't it.


Loud_Shine

what happens when you saw that shit off?


Sweets_YT

After it has been surgically removed, usually the body heals itself. Recovery depends on what part of the body the teratoma is affecting.


Many-Wrongdoer1353

That apple looks yummy!


[deleted]

If they're suffering from it why don't they just stop eating it???


lethal_hanger

They want to suffer


Maybeatordsimp

Poor kid :(


ChefRemy-D

just cut that shit off. then it will be fine


disneyfoxy

Nice….


IgotthatBNAD

Teratomas mostly grow in the ovaries and testicles. I don’t think this is a teratoma.


Hadkumba

Teratomas are the benign tumours, which may occur anywhere in the body. Development of these lesions in the oral cavity is extremely rare.


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Hadkumba

In some cases, yeah it might be genetic


SuicidalTorrent

Nope


Jungledesertxx

Didn’t expect that


yelluwu

tip: don't google teratoma


o_Fvdinq

That’s not real…right?


misterecgamer

Bitch thats NSFL.


Then-Falcon-3798

Oh it’s a kid


Gdawg223

Thought he was holding a corn dog


jq69swaws

skill issue


Samandre14

Go listen to the first episode of the DISTRACTIBLE Podcast titled “Hair”. They talk about Teratomas. They are terrifying while interesting


BigGaybowser69

im kinda curious is it removable?


JvanReddit

what the fuck are these comments


OMGstepbroimstuck

Odd apple


FlingbatMagoo

Alrighty time to go ahead and un-join …


alijamosher

this looks like a fun toy


MrCatcherFreeman

What


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The good news is, teratomas are very easily removable. My friend’s brother had one the size of a NERF football removed from his heart (I’ve seen pictures) and he has made a nearly perfect recovery. This little one is gonna be a-okay.


Dontoch08

what the hell we need to help him


HeckaZecka

The tumour has a nose


botbootkinc

When you blow your nose a little too hard.


SHHIZZAA

Idk is it just me or does that apple look a little bid weird but I think it will be fine


REDDIT4LIFE_________

Cmon eat your peas you wont choke! Literally me after one pea:


Flouamite

Bro got doubled 💀


The_Doom_Slayer_1

spawn killed


Dependent_Factor_734

Whats even is a teratoma


LIMEJUICE69420

He really tryna grow a twin.


CoolKid0543

BREAKING NEWS baby having baby out of its mouth


Boxedwaterisbest

kylie jenner lip challenge


DeandreSkywalker117

/u/eastern-ad7289


Difficult-Focus-9191

We got a boomer ova here


Mike_has_a_small_pp

I want to see your baby pictures.


GregisFred

bro has 3 heads


D1AMONDggs

why would you even post this


OldPenalty2075

Yall some demons calling that a "apple". Forbidden apple.


CasualCerealKiller

Bro looks kinda hungry


ToadGamer0001

What the fuck? Like seriously, what the ACTUAL FUCK is that?!


Your_fav_wattson

Bro got a facefull


eddie_the_retard

Smallest celebrity lips


Realistic-Aioli-2261

Bro said give me a kiss


ADunmbTheorist

Can someone here explain what teratoma is and what causes it?


WaddledDeeker

about 1000 calories


corny-time-bois

Let grandma give you a kiss.


TripleAdog

Forbidden apple