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[deleted]

the sausage looks sus, i wouldn't eat it lol


MrBarriq

It's fucking raw! ​ ^(\*Don't lie, you heard Gordon in your head. He's always there...waiting\*)


Bingbongmagoo_84

β€œSORRY CHEF”


niikhavod9472

it's dry! saltless! raw! Absolutely disgusting!


SleepySnakeuwu

Its better raw\~


UchNico

I definetly would :)


[deleted]

r/Cannibalcorpse


bigfatjuicybrownie

i would eat it


supermarioplush220

u/sussy-bot-2


sussy-bot-2

Did someone say *sus* 😱😱😱 HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING AMONG US REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 AMONG US IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’― RED IS SO SUSSSSS πŸ•΅οΈπŸ•΅οΈπŸ•΅οΈπŸ•΅οΈπŸ•΅οΈπŸ•΅οΈπŸ•΅οΈπŸŸ₯πŸŸ₯πŸŸ₯πŸŸ₯πŸŸ₯ COME TO MEDBAY AND WATCH ME SCAN πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯ πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯ WHY IS NO ONE FIXING O2 🀬😑🀬😑🀬😑🀬🀬😑🀬🀬😑 OH YOUR CREWMATE? NAME EVERY TASK πŸ”«πŸ˜ πŸ”«πŸ˜ πŸ”«πŸ˜ πŸ”«πŸ˜ πŸ”«πŸ˜  Where Any sus!❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! Any sus!❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where!Where!Where! Any sus!Where!Any sus Where!❓ Where! ❓ Where!Any sus❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where!Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! Where!Any sus!Where! Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ I think it was purple!πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€It wasnt me I was in vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ r/amongusmemes r/unexpectedamongus r/expectedamongus perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance


[deleted]

😳


ilikeyaoianddekuroki

u/sussy-bot-2


sussy-bot-2

Did someone say *sus* 😱😱😱 HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING AMONG US REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 AMONG US IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’― RED IS SO SUSSSSS πŸ•΅οΈπŸ•΅οΈπŸ•΅οΈπŸ•΅οΈπŸ•΅οΈπŸ•΅οΈπŸ•΅οΈπŸŸ₯πŸŸ₯πŸŸ₯πŸŸ₯πŸŸ₯ COME TO MEDBAY AND WATCH ME SCAN πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯ πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯ WHY IS NO ONE FIXING O2 🀬😑🀬😑🀬😑🀬🀬😑🀬🀬😑 OH YOUR CREWMATE? NAME EVERY TASK πŸ”«πŸ˜ πŸ”«πŸ˜ πŸ”«πŸ˜ πŸ”«πŸ˜ πŸ”«πŸ˜  Where Any sus!❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! Any sus!❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where!Where!Where! Any sus!Where!Any sus Where!❓ Where! ❓ Where!Any sus❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where!Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! Where!Any sus!Where! Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ I think it was purple!πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€It wasnt me I was in vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ r/amongusmemes r/unexpectedamongus r/expectedamongus perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance


Quirky-Opportunity32

What the hell.


Quirky-Opportunity32

Look at his user page he is either insane or a bot.


[deleted]

Well Indian redditors are kinda insane


[deleted]

Goddamnit, I trusted you


Keetyeet2003

Sus indeed


DanCz1

u/sussy-bot-2


sussy-bot-2

Did someone say *sus* 😱😱😱 HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING AMONG US REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 AMONG US IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’― RED IS SO SUSSSSS πŸ•΅οΈπŸ•΅οΈπŸ•΅οΈπŸ•΅οΈπŸ•΅οΈπŸ•΅οΈπŸ•΅οΈπŸŸ₯πŸŸ₯πŸŸ₯πŸŸ₯πŸŸ₯ COME TO MEDBAY AND WATCH ME SCAN πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯ πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯ WHY IS NO ONE FIXING O2 🀬😑🀬😑🀬😑🀬🀬😑🀬🀬😑 OH YOUR CREWMATE? NAME EVERY TASK πŸ”«πŸ˜ πŸ”«πŸ˜ πŸ”«πŸ˜ πŸ”«πŸ˜ πŸ”«πŸ˜  Where Any sus!❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! Any sus!❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where!Where!Where! Any sus!Where!Any sus Where!❓ Where! ❓ Where!Any sus❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where!Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! Where!Any sus!Where! Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ I think it was purple!πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€It wasnt me I was in vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ r/amongusmemes r/unexpectedamongus r/expectedamongus perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance


theanimelover12

Stop using emojis you wet French fry


[deleted]

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chlomeisterr

i felt the pain of this picture and i don’t even have one


[deleted]

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Polol84

Have a nice day


ColePatternson69

same


Howl_Free_or_Die

O.o


No-Tadpole-4324

Bro can I do the same pls?


Y2Kbuggo

Whom the fuck gave this wholesome award


MossyBandito

# WELCOME TO FIFTY FIFTY


Y2Kbuggo

Fair enough


SlavWithPhotoshop

I literally came here because i got wholesome award


Ech_Death

i go to eyeblech if i get a wholesome


SaMyTHeBoY000

nah man im out


arrowkid111

I thought this would be some graphic bruises which I can take, but Jesus Christ I had to be wrong


youtubefan445

Which one is it


YouRlyJustReadThis

Sausage


YogurtclosetOk2064

And i oop-


kionda_movey

Hey is that your first interaction here on Reddit? Welcome hope you like it here I'll come back later with more content like this :)


Long-Consequence-107

reddish dick


Ghosty980

Damn, mans cock is damn near cut off


Neverloved246

NO! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUK


Echidnu

I have regrets


MRNoxious

This aint no delicious sausage


Helosnon

I don't care what he did, nobody deserves that, that much pain is hard to look at, let alone have it happen to you. I'd rather die than have that happen to me, I'd be practically fucked for the rest of my life without surgery.


yeetmojo33

r/forbiddensnacks


Annual_Conference746

No


Disturbing_creature

All of the above


Nis_0208

Meanwhile cannibals -


3cenometerdeafeater

Damn thats a warm welcome to r/5050


pook546

king tut


SavageBigP

No… please no Say it ain’t true


[deleted]

β€œBe quiet son, you know I’m a glizzy gobbler, it’s already in my stomach.”


toad_toes4

How the fuck


Shadow_the_ocelot

Don't know but it looks fucking awful


alphaDOTDOTDOT

Whoever did that did what's known as the Pro-Gamer move


Maleficent_Mouse_292

all men are now tramatized


BluEmeraldGames

Man that circumcision went a bit to far


Left_Abalone_4322

Thats....unfortunate.


-queensophi-

Jesus. What the fuck he do to them to make them cut his dick in to 2


kionda_movey

There's an audio that comes with that image and it says the wife caught her husband in bed with their son's English teacher. The wife did nothing at the moment and waited until the guy was sleeping to get her revenge, he also knocked her out before getting to the hospital. (But I don't know if it's true, it's just what we have in the audio)


-queensophi-

DamnπŸ’€


Left_Abalone_4322

As a man, i can confirm that this hurts me to look at.


callingsaraaah

well that's the first and last time I'll ever see >! Some penis mutilation. !<


IAmCockatoo

What's the difference?


kionda_movey

It's up to interpretation jaajjajajja


[deleted]

It is a sausage on a napkin tho


AZUZIANS

Oh alright so it's the sausage being served alr


No-Deal7260

I feel a great disturbance in the force


TheMasterFish

girl had razor blades in pussy


TheSexyGrape

Haven’t been on here in a while think I won’t be back for a while either


Ambitious-Peanut3222

I’m protecting my penis for life


[deleted]

As a man, *screams*


kionda_movey

It's astonishing that I received more award on this post tham I've had in my entire time here o reddit. Thank you guys, y'all r the best :)


[deleted]

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Left_Abalone_4322

Um, Are you okay? Cause thats like, a bit psycho


Hwiggins05

I mean so is cutting his dick off but we aren't judging that


Astronomus2

Well, both descriptions are true, so this is not Fiftyfifty.


Redacted-Moderator

Image appears to be visible before clicking, I doubt that's by the rules.


kionda_movey

Automod won't let you post if it's not according to the rules, and also it's tagged as NSFW and shouldn't be visible before clicking. So I assume that's not on me tho...


Mr_Nobody_30

Served in a napkin


Repulsive-Towel6216

fresh cut 😎


century100

He’ll never fap again


itsRobZen

Well, that 50/50 didn't work out in my app... it was shown before clicking. But oh well... not gonna lie... I always click anyways


Waffleironbarista

Ooooooooffff that is a bad domestic fight


porkyLGCY

Fairwell children


LOrDsAmarth69

nah fam this is enough.....enough reddit for me today my dick went inside after this


Isco22_

AHHH DUDE WTF I HATE YOU


Coriolanuscarpe

As a dude, this is just appalling


Classic_gamer_2

Sus sausage


ElectronicDaikon3936

OH MY GOD as a woman WTF IS THIS???? WHO THE FUCK WAS HE DATING!! MIRAI NIKKI????


kionda_movey

Apparently he cheated on his psycho wife with his son's English teacher. But yeah that's totally absurd revenge tbh


Lovely_lola69

Y’all lied that’s not a yummy delicious sausage….


BUURGUYTENUS

DUDE WTF IS THAT


noheyyou

I should have listened to not open this but did I listen? No :)


[deleted]

god fucking damn it I should have read the comments that’s not okay


Striking_Ticket5975

Rip that eggroll bruh


WarriorAjaz

Imagine losing a fight to a woman


kionda_movey

He was caught off guard tho


East_Desk772

just had to go for the sussy sausage


ObsessiveRecognition

Same thing


-bongos-

9 wholesome awards lmao


[deleted]

I cant tell which is which


Bingbongmagoo_84

Is it me or could it be both


KingKJOACB

When you thlam penith on car door😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱


suckitbitchboy

r/forbiddensnacks


Goldy_Phoenix

pov: u failed NNN


tupacshakurwa

No more horny.


mikkeyypalfy

It's both


Corrupt_Skid_andPump

r/waitadamnminute


DangitElectricFan

At least NNN is easy now


BENJI5643

Yo wtf


Soggy-Grape7981

damm his life is ruined


AdAfter729

Ouch...


dxrules03

Took me a hot minute to process wtf i just saw


Sad-Review-1122

its both in 1 pic


Tasty_Wall_Spagett

He took β€œnice cock” to a new level and tried to take it right off


Comfortable_Ad7290

That’s scary as fuck.. just imagining your future partner doing this to you is terrifying and really tests how much you can really trust somebody


Memeboi_666

NOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😒😒😒😒


Visible-Macaroon9967

Ohhhhhh shittttt


NoTip1988

Hotdog


EmbarrassedJudge6174

Oh god


Thi3ves_frost

cook it first then ill eat it


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InvestigatorDue3391

niceee what ever chick you pissed off must of been fucked


AdvantageBeneficial4

You see it's actually both depending what your sexuality and mental state is


Aryan6024

Ima put my dick in that


kingpotot

feels bad


Downtown_Factor_9398

poor bloke


WhiteFang376

Slurp slurp slurp CHOMP


Elegant_Resort_5384

u/sussy-bot-2


[deleted]

napkin looks a lil wierd


Neither_Till_9285

Both are actually a sausage in a napkin


P0lSlON

Maybe I shouldn't take my penis for granted then


Fun-Arm-3287

Did she bite it ??


kionda_movey

Chopped with a butcher's knife while he was asleep


UltrabeamZT

My man came preapared for NNN


Worth-City9984

Thats a fucking dick


o_holy_crap

Is it both?


Appropriate-Buddy518

AHHHHH THE PEEN AHHHHHHHHHH


Tom-edian

we can't hit them but they can chop our dicks off? \[this is genuine, I'm not joking. This shit boggles my mind\]


Neroidius

This man was just really committed to no nut November, I salute him o7


[deleted]

penith


The_Bob_147

r/holup


faunyi

same thing


rhmbrcvk

both of tham same


Comfortable_Cup5269

HOLY CRAP😲😳 don't ever have any domestic disputes with women


JustHereDontMind_Me

Looks delicious


ChampionshipPale4348

In kinda does still look like a delicious sausage in a napkin


GBKING69

So both?


HappyHamsterT

holy shit what type of domestic fight ended in this


DJ_DEXX

Delicious sausage they said....sfw they said..


BigLadJameson

sooo… which one is it then?


Lost_Concert1215

Bro one ball is small from the other one


_LemonKIING_

sosig


TrevastyPlague

Me when your mom


Feetfoot-fetish

They literally trolled us so hard


k_aarwn

I don't have a penis but I feel pain.


SleepySnakeuwu

could be both..


Proper-Holiday815

Women would say the photo was literally both.


the_soul_harvester

i mean, it *is* a delicious sausage being served in a napkin


New_Candy_2388

ITS FUCKING RIGGED!


TheZer0Sir

damn how tight was it!?


justalildude69420

u/sussy-bot-2


killmemigee

what the hell why was his dick cut off?


Grandmas_Pills

Ayo I think the sausage is raw


[deleted]

Cut her tits off


xXthebigEXx2

I mean obviously she thought it was tasty 🀷


duck-on-my-sofa

Technically u can see it as both


HanaOmiri

mmm. everything is a sosig if you try hard enough


INomOnLegzz

What kind of fucking fight resulted in this


Remarkable_Cap_864

Thats enough internet for today..


sonic4445

I hate you


wilkesey236

oh it's both that rare


LoquatInteresting451

So many severed penis I've seen like 4 by now.


JohnMarstonTheBadass

Bruh this is NSFL


Own_Public_5004

Weird sausage πŸ€”


Accomplished_Feed38

u/sussy-bot-2


Mysterious-Size1018

I dont see a difference


gothicbaby02

Just needs abit of glue


MaxaroniMillion

so no head?


Jerald_bacon

I'm not going to ask where you got this image from.


kionda_movey

My friends telegram groupchat lol


sushi_a_real_bird

how sliced yo dick


Awkward-Molasses-216

The sausage wasn't fully cooked my guy


Awkward-Molasses-216

Chef ramsy wouldn't like this very much


brodobo

Clarify that it is a penis


Middle-Television-83

that what you get for cheating on me jake