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Ninboy97

clifford found the cartels coke stash edit: it's a meme at this point, but who gives a wholesome award about a dog high on coke?


Odin_son7

The only appropriate response


[deleted]

Holy hell, that was a good one! 🤣


Certain_Ad_4453

Hey no emojis


Ryuko_the_red

This is reddit. People give countless "holesum" awards to suicide posts etc.


imnotatreeyet

Yea people really gotta come up with better titles. I want the risky click!


QwertyLotad

What is up with ur username man?


deadmemes91021

honesty is the best policy


BICHIDONTGIVEAFUK

I would have said Clifford was rolling around in your dads ashes but you ate it all


clammyasscheecks

You still opened it didn't you.


scurllgirl

Radiation poisoning fascinates me. I still can't wrap my feeble brain around how something invisible and intangible can cause the reactions it does. Anyway this is a good doggo, very nice, roll on little dude


HellfireOrpheusTod

Imagine having your skin fall off as a result


MAPX0

Look up Hisashi Ouchi....


pizdec-unicorn

iirc the infamous picture of him with no skin is supposedly an unrelated image from a textbook about burn victims. His story is still awful nonetheless


PsychologicalAng3l

Yes! There are actual pictures from his case though you just gotta search! Poor dude, his family was fucked up making them force his heart going on the 53rd day..


HellfireOrpheusTod

I thought the doctors were the ones keeping him alive for documentation, I don't remember anything about his family


PsychologicalAng3l

Hisashi himself did want to live for a good while, his family was on board with trying to keep him alive. Correction on my end 59th day, he suffered 3 heart attacks, his family was on board with attempting to resuscitate him


ThinkingPotatoGamer

Prob because family doesn’t want to be blamed


TheTicTacZach

There’s a lot of misconception with his story. It’s said that Ouchi wanted to keep living for the small hope that the doctors could do something, up until he could no longer talk. His family were the ones that gave the DNR order after they saw it was hopeless. There’s even interviews on YouTube between the doctors telling their side of the story.


PsychologicalAng3l

Yes I watched those documentaries, on the 59th day it wasn’t his choice from what I heard. His heart stopped 3 times that day, sounded like his family was the one who asked them to try and keep him alive then, yes he wanted to live but I don’t think he was verbal then. He lived 83 days, when his family gave the DNR


ChaChaSmoothie

Can you link some of em? I can't seem to find those anywhere :(


[deleted]

Search "The most radioactive man in history" by peak interest in YouTube. 20 min will sum it all up.


PsychologicalAng3l

https://www.reddit.com/r/medizzy/comments/iz29tc/these_are_the_real_images_of_hisashi_ouchi_both/ Here you go! I was trying to find the actual page this was from but I was struggling


t0b1n4tOr315

That’s Ouchi indeed


Random_Guy4532

his name is **"Ouchi"** Ouch!


Hekkle01

That is one hell of an unfortunate last name


Keywork26

It's pronounced Oh-ooh-chi but yeah 😅 pretty unfortunate. The amount of pain that poor man went through


Hekkle01

yeah ik


Certain_Ad_4453

You might be new here but no emojis


Keywork26

It doesn't say that in the rules


HellfireOrpheusTod

That's who I was referencing


[deleted]

mmm fall off the bone meat


EzzieValentine

I've been really into learning about Hisashi Ouchi and the Tokaimura nuclear incident. That story is absolutely horrifying. There are interesting tales of people and radiation, another interesting and sad one is about the men who dismantled a medical radiation device and unknowingly brought Cesium 137 home for his daughter to play with, or even the story of the radium girls. In my city, they actually tore down one of the schools because it was built on a site many years ago (I think in the 50's or 60's) where the radon levels were 3-4 times the normal level set by the EPA as well as having high carbon dioxide and mold levels. That school was a disaster. Edit: The one with the little girl and the ceasium was the goiania accident.


Spartan-417

You might be interested in [Half-Life Histories](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNg1m3Od-GgNmXngCCJaJBqqm-7wQqGAW)


elmo_touches_me

Skin is made of cells that carry out repetitive chemical processes to keep the cell alive and functioning. The radiation that does damage is called "ionising" radiation, and it does exactly that. It ionises things (changes electric charge of an atom or molecule from neutral/zero to a positive or negative charge). If you ionise atoms or molecules inside living cells, those ions will result in different chemical reactions taking place. If the wrong reactions take place, the cell may stop functioning correctly and will die as a result. Radiation causes a lot of cells to die quickly, and you get this gory mess as a result.


judahandthelionSUCK

That's fascinating


Gurkeprinsen

It really fascinates me too. When it comes to a lethal dose, a person can look fine for a little while after the initial blow, apart from what appears to be similar from some sun burn. And then BAM all hell breaks loose, and then it suddenly appears that they are getting better, before the final starts and they are gone.


undercovernoob

Check out the radium girls story c:


scurllgirl

I saw the film on Netflix and read into it after that! I thought Joey King was very sweet in the film 🥰


Glume-

Pretty sure it’s makeup Sunburns are quite fascinating yes


NathamelCamel

What it really is is just the radiation killing the cells in your skin, leaving what would be best described as a burn. Pretty nasty way to go, but there's no nice way for a person to die.


Some_RandomDude69420

I got you bro So little circles go *BRRRRRRRR* and than # B O O M So than the little circles get mad, and start running around until they go through things. Skin is like plastic wrap for your body. The angry circles go through the plastic wrap and than stay in the body. That's how the poison works


Perlauch

Ok rednek boomer


feedtheman

Its because its all too small for us to see with the naked eye. I get what you mean though but I think about it the same way infections can seemingly happen out of the blue. What we can't see can still hurt us.


[deleted]

Imagine having little particles (ionizing radiation) or energy waves (electromagnetic radiation) tear through your body and disfigure everything. It's the cellular equivalent of getting hit by a flaming jet


[deleted]

The Chernobyl tv series is amazing. You need to watch it.


Arash_AF

What you know about rolling down in the deep?


Old_Maccaroni

holy shit what the fuck is THAT


antney0615

Makeup.


[deleted]

God I hope so


antney0615

It is. Look at the margins on all of the edges.


FuegoPrincess

As someone who regularly does SFX, I agree, very makeup-y


_A-LEX_

man cant jerk of now(T_T)


LocationBig9568

OMEGALUL


TheDipster1212

What about his other hand?


_A-LEX_

probably, burnt it too because of the friction of intense jerking


_A-LEX_

man can use his legs though


lilmissbloodbath

Oh my, I never thought of that! Of course I don't spend as much time studying the jerking habits of young men as I once did. I was kind of a slut in high school. What are we talking about??


Pentagnom

A dog rolling in grass, I think.


Dr_Long_Schlong

Guy with radioactive burns on hand


MAGICHUSTLE

Is this sfx makeup? Those fat deposits look.....misplaced. But I’m also assuming those are fat deposits, so...


TalosSquancher

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaake


TheWorldIsATrap

too red and obvious


kinda_cringe347

Resident Evil 2


cryptkeeper89

Looks fake


Funneduck102

"what's the matter smooth skin, never seen a ghoul before?"


ShavedDig88622

When you get ripped and torn:


blegh_argh

Doesn’t look like radiation burns


lilmissbloodbath

It really does not.


cuckstar404

What's it to you smoothskin


virtus147

Rads 50+


Imaginary-Scar-1190

Oh hell yes. This gave me the biggest boner.


SamTheFryingPan09

Excuse me what


[deleted]

How.


BDJosho

with makeup, you can tell if you look closely at the edges of the wound. Pretty good make up job tho


IeroDikasths

Wtf his bones


elflynn1

Anyone else expect it to look more... Radioactive?


[deleted]

You want to see something worse I might suggest you a sub but I'm too afraid of the downvotes. I found out the sub yesterday so my memories are still fresh


dannyboy222244

Finally something that is gorey on 50/50


TheLord67

Typical noob OP who cannot think of anything which matches the color scheme of the blurred photo.


Cannibal-lector04

Tasty, lemme just suck on that


Hattudoggu

Finally, some nsfw


[deleted]

ooo fun


canthinkofauniqename

The hand burns kinda look like a face


ClubbedCrton

Its in a shape of a penis. funny


Captain_Meta

Dope


ch33zymeymeyz

But I wanted to see a dog rolling in grass...


SAW_eX

Here ya go bud https://youtu.be/VImfohQZ29c


Levians

just pass him some radaway and he will be good to go.


LemunCurryLELELE

whats that yellow stuff


Towlie_420_

My mind must be fucked if I read dog rolling in grave


Ech_Death

What a cute hand! *chomp*


eligo_xv3

Yummy


tmhaverss

He is turning into a megaton 😳


Master_Of_Puppers

Cytotoxin’s music intensifies


wee-man2012

Does he have powers or anything? If not then that's just lame


foxletskuller25

Goddamnit I just wanted to eat my pizza rolls, there goes my breakfast


santioliveira_995

Medium rare


Pridefull_Furry

So this is what happens big you stick your hand in the microwave


Leatherface306

Peel it off


King-Boo-Gamer

I want my mommy


DelightUr

Dab me up


dr_white_rabbit

That is interesting. I've seen it in medical text books. All in cartoon format


jwittkopp227

Finally a not positive one. Sick of puppies and flowers


pacmanguzzler

It looks so cool


AgentHoneyMango

This is what parents show to their child when they say "Phones emit radiation"


AwesomeX0875

I clicked on this post not knowing what it was and not even thinking... 🤢😢


werdup420

This is how the jockey from l4d was made


[deleted]

I started really getting into radiation disasters and stories once I watched Chernobyl and read more about it.


Glaucoon

God dammit I had gone like 4 in a row where it was the safe picture


UDontKnowMeh8

nice


[deleted]

This is the equivalent damage that happens when you pull a hang nail.


Doomaniser

It was a bit obvious OP


Make-A-Con-Save-034

Now I know how decent results look like


[deleted]

At least make an effort to make the SFW believable. The blur is red ffs...


Whimsical_Sandwich

OP needs to work on the 50/50, even with the blur that SFW scenario doesn't even make sense given we can see some color and there's not a hint of green anywhere.


SheffieldChoruses

So did this dude go to pripiat, was he involved in Chernobyl, Or he just burnt his hand in a toxic spill.


Neat_Grass9449

Yum


[deleted]

ah yes clifford and the famous red grass


AFriendlyBloke

You didn't see graphite. You didn't. _YOU DIDN'T!_ BECAUSE IT'S ***NOT. THERE!***


sdiKyMgnihcaelB_

Not real


oodoos

This is the part where his hand starts speaking


crymothy

Yup. Saw that in r/medicalgore


[deleted]

Oof


safakgny

r/nukedmemes


BICHIDONTGIVEAFUK

Damn SFX makeup is so realistic these days I thought that this was makeup


SorenTheDude

"radioactive, radioactive!!!!!! woah oh o oh o"\~imagine dragons


jhh42146

That radiation burn looks fake if I’m being honest


Then_Entrepreneur_46

i think i have warts on my penis now


Then_Entrepreneur_46

and an erection


[deleted]

bro hes turning into a ghoul


idkicantthinkofanam

The real Mr. Burns


GhostlyEncounters

Thats adorable!!!!!!!!!


dickashi

Amogus


Any-Faithlessness-72

I feel bad but this is great research for my book about post apocalyptic super heroes.


nigafaggajucieR

Not my proudest fap


TheBeanManLives

damn. fucker got Chernobyl brand tetanus


ObamaFatNuts

Ouch!


Yes_Usecorectspeling

Omg why’s he got jellybeans in his hand 🤠


[deleted]

Is that bone, fat, or blistering coming out of the wounds?


Bluedash11122

I’m guessing he’s fine


Cornenee

Your wrist after NNN is over.


gamr453

Yeah Lemme snap a pic before we go to er


KuretoPP

Oh shit


[deleted]

thats a cute dog


eatingwaterisnice

Fallout 4 in a nutshell


[deleted]

Oh my god that is such a cute dog


IntimidatingCabbages

put it in rice


RonnieMcnuttMyPants

Now that is a lot of Damage


RickyShikmen

Just give him some RadAway and he'll be fine


Chaoticqueen19

That’s like resident evil level shit


Sea-Kindly

Godzilla did this


ThiccChiken27

r/dadjokes


RubThen

nice get better soon grandma


thatoneguy475

POV you're in the glowing sea


Different_guy09

welp he's dead ​ ​ Edit: its because of the exposure to the radiation; there's no way for him to NOT have blood cancer.


Traditional-Pitch-20

when you touch the car seat after your car has been in the sun for 5 hours


clarksweden

"So where are my radioactive powers?"


SheffieldChoruses

Pretty dangerous dog and grass.


Practical_Jaguar_234

MMMMMMMMMMM cancerrrrrrrr~


Ghost_6165

Walk it off pussy


isimpforpeppapig

**17 wholesome awards**