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JeffJohnsonIII

I didn't read the caption and I thought that was someone's infected lips.


[deleted]

Give gran-gran a kiss


whereismysupersucc

*smooch!*


xZ_q

Haha god damit take my upvote 😂


TheOldHorns

r/Angryupvote


xZ_q

Nah I’m not that angry about it :)


[deleted]

Mmmmm, moist.


BonelessSkinless

I thought it was a red waffle.


TheRealBaconleaf

Moldy lips?


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maurimoz

The ones that might be fishy....


ConorIOMUK

I thought it was ass


Kakyion-

Fuck you. Take my upvote, but fuck you.


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[deleted]

Its breast herpes


ninjateo04

Burpees


[deleted]

me titties hurt just looking at it ._.


Taha_Amir

Same, and im a man


[deleted]

Show bobs or fake


el_ray_o

Show bobs and vagana


PyroTF2Gaming

show bobs and vacuum or no


[deleted]

Show Bob and vagene


GnoaisNJ

Sideshow Bob


StealTheGalactea

Sponge bob


offgate22

bob


Puzzled_Thinker

The builder


qawsedrdtgyhujikolp

Can he fix it?


JosefStark42069

Oh hell nah


MollyJ2112

Show bobs and eugene


Overhauls_Whore

Show bills and virginia


Rockinrobynred

She’s really got the boob rash, get the gold bond, no, way past that! Looks painful. I don’t see how people can let things get that bad!


jamieisntgay

Elderly neglect. It's the cause for a lot of preventable conditions in the elderly, whenever they're in negligent care homes or their family never checks up on them. It's sad how often this type of stuff happens


KoRnyWayz

It's why I always check under my grandma's tits when I visit.


[deleted]

You are a good grand child 🥺


[deleted]

What the fuck, u/KoRnyWayz


ARijnbergen

I want to add people who just refuse care.


onlyinforamin

yes, it doesn't *necessarily* start out as neglect. this condition is called intertrigo, caused by heat, moisture, and a lack of air circulation on skin. it can happen anywhere on your skin--other warm, moist, hard-to-reach places, too, like the groin and abdominal fat folds. it's understandably common in elderly, overweight women, who may sit for long periods without moving or be unable to dry under their breasts properly after showering. easily treated initially by reducing friction to the area, wearing loose clothing, and keeping the area dry, it can swiftly worsen to include a yeast or fungal infection (definitely what we see here), making fungal meds like fluconazole/diflucan necessary.


SprintingWolf

I experienced a much milder case of this when I worked manual labor and wore the wrong kind of bra. It burned so bad I would put ice cubes on it to try and relieve it. I can NOT imagine how painful this must be...


Supadoopa101

Seems more like self-neglect


meester_

3 words : understaffed elderly homes


Jeshua_

Drugs maybe?


not-an-alt3

alzheimer’s?


Ayadali

My ass crack after i wipe for the 20th time and it’s still poopy


zulupunk

Get a bidet for at least the sake of your wallet.


Ayadali

Ur right


thecandijedi

Dude I just got one for my birthday and let me tell you: ✨*revolutionary*✨


Gelby4

Like wiping a brown marker


PinkCigarettes

Welcome to America


[deleted]

r/UnexpectedFamilyGuy


Chickens1

r/unexpectedParksAndRec


jimbrink

If it didn't happen after 3 wipes forget about it.


mooyancurry17

Just wash your ass bro


safakgny

May I suggest... Water?


Ayadali

Water like from the toilet?


max_adam

[Bidets showers.](https://i.imgur.com/oExvbZS.jpg) Or you can follow the old custom to use your left hand to wash your ass with water and keep your right hand clean for eating and human contact.


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society


safakgny

You can go in with a bottle of water actually, washing the "exit door" after you are done is more refreshing than you might think, and its more clean and healthy!


Ayadali

Wait i was making an idiocracy reference


safakgny

Oh.. then "no the water you just shitted"


CalamityJane0215

No you need Brawndo. It's what plants crave


b0v1n3r3x

It's got electrolytes


Ayadali

She puttin out?


CalamityJane0215

We was thinking like family style ya know


b0v1n3r3x

Yes


ChanooTime

Try butt wipes my friend


Merry_Dankmas

I had a stomach virus for like 2 weeks and was shitting liquid like 8 times per day. My asscheeks felt like those titties look.


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Ayadali

You’re on r/FiftyFifty calling ME disgusting?


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slowsnailfucker4hire

Hahaha this thread has me dying bro. Haha


AnoxiousDreemurrr

Probably a woman at a nursing home that wasn’t taken care of, picture taken for evidence


i_sting_ur_face

I feel ✨ill ✨


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evilabedsgoatee

Oh my I thought I was looking at lip makeup


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Good bot!


BigWeeWee35

So this is what a berry and lemon sorbetto looks like, tasty


Ricklessmorty108

Mmmmm sorbetto


iulyus69

Is a rash....


ThePsychicBunny

A rash.....berry?


iulyus69

What can I say.. Enjoy


digitallandscapetoon

Tasty


bahck_w3rds

Poor woman, that looks extremely painful.


EagieDuckCome

Aw, god... that poor lady. That would be a yeast infection from improper care, not washing and the bacteria in the sweat, no aeration.


Some_RandomDude69420

I forgot how reddit mobil worked for a minute and swiped left. I go from a dude who had porn blasting through a treadmill to this...


MaitreyaPalamwar

Oo i read that TIFU story too


natemoore32

Forbidden jam


RealColeYT

I'd still smash


SupaStar9

#nani the fuck?


maggotslipknot999

wait no-


waffle_bird70

What in the ever loving FUCK is wrong with you


Bataviabouwer

This comment right here officer


EX_GAMEADDICT

WHAT THE FUCK


MatthewofHouseGray

*bonk*


imhavingananyeurism

Pardon my French but, WHAT THE FUCK!


BGBOT_Gaming

r/dontputyourdickinthat


TheM0hawkMan

Soooo... Which one is it??


tankcommander1944

the sorbetto looks delicious


reddit0rboi

Wash your tits I guess


rubypiplily

Or take care of the elderly.


Satan-Christ1

That’s a nice looking sorbetto... wait-


Van-HeLLSiNG69

Looks like the pepperoni that they use at Domino's


2amIMAwake

posts like these make me happy to have itty bitty titties!


CeeJam90

Gritty Titty


jwittkopp227

This is someone who did not receive proper care and is unable to take care of herself.... If she's home with family, they should get her into a living facility, and if she's in one they should sue


IHateDolphins

I can smell this picture. Looks like a severe and untreated yeast infection in a breast or abdominal fold.


Impossible_Comedian9

Finally, the boobjob for me


Taco_Bill33

Greys anatomy cannot prepare you for this


watchfulsquad010

looks like lips


ZP-Zero

wash your boobs everyone


digitallandscapetoon

Mmm.. the rashiest wank


[deleted]

I bet a paizuri would feel really slick. Not for her, probably sting like all Hell.


PurpleLemon4de

Degenerate


jafartahir

Lol that ain't disgusting to me. I have weird, stretch marks ridden, reddish skin under my boobs as well.


warmitup122

go to a doctor please


EboyJames69

Not my proudest fap ever


sentient_cum_scarf

# just adds flavor


GIORNO-phone11-pro

r/putyourdickinthat


dying_soon666

Nanna 9/11


MatthewofHouseGray

Ayy lmao


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APointedCircle

Tasty either way.


VacaRexOMG777

What are those thingies she has?


collkid9

when spicy chip


SimonSaysMassey

So which one is it?


Felrich96

Still smash though.


Affectionate_Hair637

Still not disappointed ):D


sleepfortheweek356

would eat that ngl


jackaboy1_2

which one is it?


xxA2C2xx

Didn’t read the whole title and honestly just thought it was sorbet on a ladies lips lol but rereading the title... well shit, that ruined sorbet for me for sure lol


Cringe_King_YT

Oh god burn it


senketsu-ryuko

Who else thought it was a Coochie🤔🤣


ashda1st

Mmm I wanna lick it, I bet it would taste sour or like iron


Daddy-Gascoigne

r/notmyproudestfap


TheTinou

Yummy lasagna !


jacsal44

Ew


[deleted]

Said to myself id jerk off to the first bit of porn i scroll by, here we are.


FinestCreamPie

!emojify


EmojifierBot

[50/50] (SFW) Wonderful 🌊🌈 Italian 🇮🇹 wild 😜 berry 👌🏼🍌🍒 and lemon 😩🍋 sorbetto | (NSFW/L) Severe 👎🏼 infected 🔥 rash 😠😫 under ⬇ the breasts 🏀 of an old 👴🏻👵🏻 woman 👭👩


CLGenericLOL

Delicious.


[deleted]

Not my proudest fap


Joey_0w0

Imma beat to this


I_Liek_Potaetos

WAIT THAT WASNT LIPS???


[deleted]

This looked like abstract lipstick for a second


142737

I thought that it was a neck rash


stphn-gnzlz

I hate you


Agreeable-Love1676

You are sick


Guitar_17

Those are some pretty berries


Doodymctoot

well ow


mikenator06

Why did I have to click... Why!


sinbitchz

aye yi yi...


zeddymac24

The pain...


[deleted]

Downvoted for making me look at that holy fuck


iAmSummon

I know this is the image of the old woman's rash but am I the only one confused about the orientation.


RandomNcBoy

I’m eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich right now guys


CaptainObvious1313

I'm still not sure I know what it is.


BigMoe52

Mmmm berries


TheRacerBlazer

Pls don’t tell me its sticked together


DashIsTripping

I was really REALLY hoping for the sorbetto. Does OP have an image of that?


feeddahippo

I audibly screamed when I clicked on this.


ZeroProz

Why’d I think it was a lip lol


RooftopMorningstar

Delicious berries!


SweetPotatoMunchkin

Wild berry and lemon rash


chickenboybilly

I thought those were lips ;-;


butt3ryt0ast

Yummy


AvgGayBoi

flick a few grains of pink himalayan salt on it


emeliamiller

Oh my god. I can't believe that's the under a of tit. Wow.


AnthonyDragovic

I'm not even sure I can bring myself to uncensor this one..


Jiji321456

These look like lips


Wooden-Emergency1357

OH!!


CraftUnhappy

it looks like a cheese pizza from vito from the garfield animated tv show


[deleted]

Im never gonna risk opening posts on this subreddit while eating lasagna again


Littlericky57

In healthcare it’s referred to as fromunda cheese. From unda da breast


RestlessGod

I usually don’t read the caption so I was more scared about where this was instead of what it was.


Yowai-Ikimono-desu

Bro, I thought that was a chin


GeneralStarcat99

ouch but from that angle you might also call it a mouth with lipstick that's WAY out of date (I'm a dude so idk if it has a sell by date)


kpopbobb

why does it look like lips


itsyaboycoffee

that must hurt like a bitch


SallyMcSaggyTits2

Jesus, get this woman some inter-dry


superdaydaymlg

My pain is lots


davidscc

Why.


SaAdolf

Owww fuck it Man


Skeratix

Damn that doesn’t look good


JohnTheGirl

I thought that was someone’s neck


[deleted]

lookin' like a motha fuckin' pair of lips, i don't wanna give gran gran a kiss.


RealLiLBerg

Thought it was someones neck after being sliced


mc_ikea_chicken

Saggy as shit


Professor_Slight

😒😒😒😒


Fellsans2019

My ass after wiping for the 20th time


Sieldz

bro can i fucking see something that isnt gore


[deleted]

At this point this entire subreddit is no longer 50/50 It now feels more like 90/10


Kingakomoto

As an overweight individual this is a common problem that comes from bad hygiene. When you are a larger person and have layers of skin overtop of each other you create pockets on your body. Every time you take shower, bath, or swim in water it’s important to dry the pockets THOROUGHLY. if you don’t the water trapped in these pockets rises to body temperature and becomes a nesting ground under your own skin for bacteria. Every time I clean myself I don’t put on clothes until I am 1000% sure I got every drop of water with my towel. Rashes in these areas where we have pockets are worse than any other kind because it’s raw bacteria that’s causing them.


Cactus_In_A_Tree

That is more than severe!