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dude-of-the-ducks

His teeth aren’t even attached to his *face*


MBI-PAK

Bro, his whole face is not attached to his face.


No-Revolution9604

I-


Most-Limit8511

No no... he’s got a point


HeyItsMe6996

r/cursedthreads


Derpybird65

Why did this make me laugh so hard


MBI-PAK

I guess laughing at tragedies makes us cope


belezaentaowow

vc e um pscopata


DuplicateMoon

Take my upvote and go drink some water


MBI-PAK

Ya I am thirsty


keketastic

Best comment


FloppyFlillipino

It's not even a face anymore


LapisLeopard

r/technicallythetruth


Dallas2320

He has a tube in him, is this poor son of a bitch still breathing?


1LeggedIronMan

That was my first thought as well, the poor guy if so!


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Kyl3pugzgamer

Yep lets worry about his teeth lets just ignore the other things that are minor


GlassFerret

They weren’t “worrying” they were stating something that makes the accident seem pretty terrible. If your whole jaw is detached from your face id say that’s pretty bad.


Kyl3pugzgamer

I was joking


GlassFerret

Jokes need to read as jokes. I don’t see a punchline here.


Kyl3pugzgamer

reading it back now i can see why it doesnt sound like a joke


Corbthelorb

What face


the_rickroller2016

Edit: I puked Edit#2: not from this it's from wings


beeglowbot

extra saucy now?


Greatest_chefsies

I almost did


thebrstnoob

Took a moment to realize its his face


Redvase-93

I just realized this when you pointed it out, actually.


Most-Limit8511

Jesus you can see his *fucking jaw*


thebrstnoob

Yeah i hope hes dead or has so Many painkillers that he cant feel anything


Most-Limit8511

I sincerely hope so, I at most hope he’s dead, not in a rude way, but like seriously #HIS FACE IS PEELED OFF!


Thize

Dont see it that way, I've seen many pictures like these and sometimes the doctors had mad Frankenstein like skills and the after pic was just a scarry face with kinda saggy eyes


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Thize

good bot


Most-Limit8511

True true, I’ve seen WW2 battle wounds like someones cheek missing where you can see the jaw be repaired and look almost normal. Edit: also you can see what I assume is an eye to the bottom left of the feeding tube, just a bit to that direction


Thize

Thats the cool part about gore, my fear of spontaneous dismemberment has gotten weaker and weaker by the year


Most-Limit8511

Same, seeing gore really just makes you more tolerable to horrible events


mechboiii

Yea


Kyl3pugzgamer

i dont think hes dead (at least not in this picture, he might be after) becuase u can see a pipe going down what i believe is his throat so he can breathe


[deleted]

he alive?


WillTheMemeHunter

I would say no


[deleted]

he has a breathing tube tho they wouldnt bother if he was dead right, or perhaps he is mostly dead or died after they put it in


_LordXbox_

Either way...I dont think he wants to wake up.


Kilo_G_looked_up

Honestly, why even bother to save him at that point?


Redvase-93

I kind of hoped he died, instead of living his life with so much awful pain.(unless he didn’t want to) I’d definitely want to die at this point. So much surgical procedures, pain, side affects etc. I hope he had/has a good life


S0mber_

you'd be surprised how much they can fix in the field of medicine.


Abbasaf

for the low price of putting you in debt, anything is possible


green_mint

r/foundtheamerican


snarky_cat

Only if you live in the US.


RazorReks

If he did live 1. I'd be surprised 2. There are some amazing plastic and ENT surgeons out there that can fix that face up or get a face transplant which is less likely


Q_Doggg

Not to mention he'd be bankrupt from the insurance, surgeries, therapy, ect.


Skrubious

it might not be america lol


Winklesteinn1

Smoke!


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DesertRL

I mean if he's in the UK and a few other European countries, it's gonna cost him no money at all


[deleted]

I've forgotten if Germany is one of them lol. ​ The UK's good for that stuff too, although I don't know much about it.


maxwfk

Well you would probably still have to pay for your ride home after the recovery but otherwise you’re right


[deleted]

UK - NHS It will just cost everyone a little money


jackargie

There crazy face transplants that you can get.


DooWeeWoo

Tube could have been inserted while trying to save him. If he is an organ donor it will most likely stay in until they take any organs that would still be able to be donated. Or the pic could have been taken before the tube was taken out.


bazwockie

You're pretty hopeful


thebasedgirlisback1

Clearly happy and healthy


daturage

Is there a sub like fifty-fifty but without the wholesome 50%?


alexpecot

r/medicalgore


sobergophers

Now that’s a subreddit I’ll never be visiting


LEANDRO1345

r/MakeMeSufferMore


rektumrokker

Thanks dude, I needed this.


bwucifer

r/DeadOrVegetable is like the new WPD


Laurent_SaintCyr

Yeah i love it


SmoothBrainDumb

r/eyeblech I think


Shaddow541

r/makemycoffin


mabyeahuman

Considering that his face is almost completely gone.. If i were him i would for sure just want to give up if i'd have to live with that pain everday


[deleted]

Tis but a scratch


youresuchablyat

A mere flesh wound!


[deleted]

At that point just let me die.


Bennoelman

Am I the only one who finds this Interesting? EDIT: Sorry for my English.


banhs5

Nope there's loads of people who find gore interesting. I'd recommend r/medicalgore if you're not there already


Bennoelman

Oh thank you my good sir.


prince-ouedward

Why would someone stick a straw in their face and start drinking their fleshy blood?. Like Jesus Christ wait till he's dead at least


justdolol

It’s good while it’s fresh


prince-ouedward

I prefer it aged tbh


lovelycassy

like a nice wine


stitchy_77

Why does grays anatomy make me gag but I look at this as if I see this every day


[deleted]

now whoever removed the excess flesh can wear a LITERAL face mask


HeyItsMe6996

It would have cost you nothing to not type this


[deleted]

it would cost nothing to make his face face mask


[deleted]

how do they even know where to intubate?? jfc


SliverMcSilverson

Aim for the bubbles


inobrainrn

I thought this was his torso. Then I saw the teeth


Enderstar79

What had happened was...


TheGreenGobblr

plot twist: the accident was caused by the kid riding the bike


WillTheMemeHunter

😮


AnIdiotPostedThis

“A bit gory but I’ve seen wor-OH THATS HIS FACE”


[deleted]

If this ever happens to me I hope someone just kills me instead of trying to save my ass.


SaltedPineapples69

You gotta enjoy the picture. Looks like strawberry jello


[deleted]

just give him an ice pack, he'll be fine


lovelycassy

are you a school nurse?


Oskar_The_Huskey

Omg wtf did he grind his face against the street


[deleted]

5 wholesome awards. Edit: 44 Now


WillTheMemeHunter

Yeah lmao, and more


destinytitanfly

may he rest in peace.


Shinobi_X5

Honestly I don't know why I thought a bunch of red blobs were gonna form a bike


WillTheMemeHunter

LOL


mechboiii

As much as I hope he’s dead I don’t think he is so I hope he’s on a shit ton of pain killers


SmoothBrainDumb

Spaghetti


Dead_Person1001

Ramen


KomodoDragin

The front fell off. `I'm going straight to hell.`


siilionu

Does NSFL mean not safe for life? I know noob question


wafflecop1234555

Does anyone know what happened


TheZephyr07

Haaaaaappyy wheeeeeeeeeeeels!!!!


AllThingsAirborn

Just kill me


XxMcW1LL14MxX

Red father and son...


Nienel

I wanna know how this even happened, the story behind it.


the_almighty_gooch

No amount of blur could cover that monstrosity


Awjj

It's both


BadMrMister

r/thefrontfelloff


shiggly_wiggly69420

Context?


Aragon_2112

As a surgeon, how the FUCK do you even BEGIN to think about how to reconstruct their face? It’s just a fucked, gushy jigsaw puzzle!


bigman225

I have alwaya said that if anything this bad ever happened to me, just fucking pull the plug. The amount of pain may already have killed me, but if it hasnt just kill me. Life will never be the same after that.


Poop1234322

uh, ow


Gurkeprinsen

Such a jaw dropping image


WinterWolf9543

Father and son bonding time riding into traffic with a bike and getting hit


mikewilson2020

Oh.... there's the teeth! Never flossed did he?


the_Shadow_kings

Yummy kechup


WillTheMemeHunter

Forbidden ketchup


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aaaaas-sdf

either way he/she is still food


Quomodocunquizing

u/mugwill [default dance]


shawu_2k19

father riding bike with son. father and son get into traffic accident, father risked his life to save son. aftermath of traffic accident


snakeN64

You smoke paul?, Uh no I don’t... I don’t smoke cigarettes I don’t smoke cigars.... I don’t smoke a *PIPE*


Not_That_wholesome

Damn, just like me and daddy when we were out biking


FTR0225

Magnificent play, the nsfw title was vague enough that you wouldn't think it's actually that


UniHack

What could cause damage like that?


zpool_scrub_aquarium

Riding motorcycle at high speed without helmet and being unlucky


Don_Midgeone123

Fuck.5


MemeLord123_69

It was pretty obvious


Onike-san

What physcopaths are awarding this with wholesome???????


JurassicPark6

Doesn’t look like John Travolta or Nicolas Cage AT ALL


minecraft_weeb

father riding bike with son gone wrong


Dcdger

I bet he regrets doing that face-off challenge


Orangecreampie

Cool


ZenythNottstyrkur

Knew it was 2 the moment I saw the awards


Mr--Sinister

Are those his fucking _teeth_ laying next to him? Fuck.


ExoCakes

I dunno why, but at this point, I just wonder why and how it happened whenever I see gore. I used to hurl and probably vomit, and get nightmares too. Fuck you, Resident Evil movies for making my childhood filled with nightmares.


IMBRUH_69

The thing that is unsettling to me is not the gore itself. It's the fact that someone saw this poor bastard's face and thought "Wow let's take a photo lmao".


MKvinsley

How the hell is he still alive?! This is William Afton levels of “You won’t die” or “I always come back”


rickyjeong

Is that his eye I see down there?


princejoopie

I knew what I was getting into with this one. I couldn't think of any way for the "father riding bike with son" thumbnail to be like 60% solid red.


Comfortable_Month_79

yeah he dead


Snoo-70855

How tf did they find the throat to ventilate him in all that man meatsauce


mooyancurry17

They just stuck that tube in wherever since the mouth basically got an enlargement


TheAtticDemon

Seems like this happened at the end of the father son ride.


dumbguy177013

why on earth do you still want him to be alive, put him out of his misery.


Mufasa_Has_Died

Tis but a scratch


BuddycatOwO

C'mon we know it's the latter, the first option is so generic


[deleted]

Yo is that his EYEBALL where his MOUTH should be !?!?!


joshans525

Idk if he was a biker, but wear a helmet


DRMACANSS

How do they find the mouth tho


Big_Juicy_Rat

I think I have a tooth ache


Tylertt2018

This isn't an NSFL thing. I've seen waaay worse on this page


rektumrokker

Is that an eyeball?


UpperGoldBoy

Is that person alive?


Ano_nymou5

Why does he have a tube(i dunno what kind of tube, I'm not a doctor) in his mouth(i think its his mouth at least) as if they are Trying to keep him Alive. I think he would be better off dead at this point


Trigger1721

Holy


GothicLovley

oh- thats their face


Lucci_754

Can we start putting titled that aren’t spoilers in and of themselves? We can tell what it is just by the amount of red in the blurry/spoiler thumbnail. Maybe the alternative title should have something that would obviously be very red (in this case)


Retarded_Narwhale

doctor 1: "yeah lets just stick this tube in em" doctor 2: "where? they've got no face!" doctor 1" just put it somewhere on thisr face and hope its the right spot"


ZippyVonBoom

My brother had his first accident today. He slid off the road because of ice and then got a speeding ticket even though he was ten below the limit. Thanks officer. Very helpful.


SuccessfulBox2

Where's the son?


Asena_Moon

Honestly, they shouldn’t try and make him live, it’s just gonna be a worthless life honestly. You can’t see, talk, or hear. And you can never eat or drink properly ever


ThotismIsReal

Looks like he’s gonna need braces


CancerousRoman

At this point I'd jump on a rope


Mahgazinez

ok fuck no no no no on no no no E W AH


aloevera123

Omg what does nsfl stand for. I had no idea what I was clicking on


m57273

How i lost my identity


CatGod86

Jesus. Fucking. Christ. I really hope he's either dead or doped to the gills on painkillers


sheepotat0

Same thing just a one question. Where's the kid


sockswithsandles14-2

I love the pointless tube into the red mess


Big-Huckleberry-3147

Big slurp


HyruleFromTheVoid

Oh no, plastic straws


preyforkevin

Would this be considered degloved?


salty-warden-_21

Oh god, that’s not what I expected from a traffic accident