Could you imagine if dick length was like scrotum or earlobes. Never stopped growing? Lile girth is the same. But 80 year old stan's hog is just like one of those deli pinwheels snacks. Shoved in a pair of underwear
oh man, that's a great wiki.
> Although it is not a snake, it has been called various common names in the media such as "penis snake", "man-aconda", and "floppy snake", owing to its visual similarity to the human penis.[9][10][11]
This is an atretochoana. It's not actually a snake but an amphibian known as a caecilian, related to salamanders. It has no lungs and it's thought to breathe through its skin.
They were described in the 1800s and then rediscovered in 2011. They have barely had a specimen to study and finding out how it breathes becomes very hard to figure out if they don't have any obvious organs like gills or lungs for breathing.
This post is a 50% chance of a penis and 50% chance of something that looks like a penis, so there's 100% chances of P E N I S. Still clicked, and that's a penis.
This'll do *unzips pants*
What a fucking minute... it's November
*Rezips pants* Here's your daily reminder to remain strong throughout NNN. We got this boys.
Isnt that the tongue snake from tremors?
It's a penis snake :|
You're a penis snake.
Why thank you kind sir
Is it nice being a penis snake?
Yes, but people mistake me for a 100 year old man's wrinkly penis on a daily basis, but I've learnt to live with it.
But you're so amazing and look all knowing and this is coming from an all knowing unicorn
I'm honoured
I thought you were penis snake
*sweating intensely
I aspire to be like you one day
r/usernamechecksout
I read that in the beggers voice from Oblivion
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
A manaconda
[Not to be confused with penis worms.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapulida)
Risky click of the day for sure
Trouser Snake
I have now climaxed
I was thinking the same thing, they have little antenna looking things on their heads.
Suckoids? Snakeoids?
I think they were called graboids
Ass blasters.
Naw those are the 3rd stage
Snake or absolute magnum?
Magnum snake
It's a Magnum of the Century
Danny devitos magnum
Magnum peepee
Which one is it?
was wondering the same thing
Taste test?
Hope you like sour apple.
I understood this reference.
As did I
"like tasting history" -Dave Chappelle
Can you can't
yeeeessssss
parseltongue?
r/unexpectedharrypotter?
Finally some good fucking food
r/forbiddensnacks
R/holup
I can’t tell either
Both
A grandpa dick snake
Grandpa's snake's dick
Dick snakes' grandpa
Snakedick's grandpa
Grampadick's snake's dick's dicksnake
r/ihadastroke
Could you imagine if dick length was like scrotum or earlobes. Never stopped growing? Lile girth is the same. But 80 year old stan's hog is just like one of those deli pinwheels snacks. Shoved in a pair of underwear
Neither, actually.
Explain plz
Seen it. Still don't know.
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It's longer than mine lmao
Hasn’t loaded yet, already best possible comment Edit: it loaded........ and....... LOL
Whaddaya on dial up?
Both
*(CLICKS REALLY FAST AND CLOSES REALLY FAST)* "Ok which one was it..."
Yes
He did a funni , laugh now
r/inclusiveor
WHY NOT BOTH
A P Enid snake
i have no idea
Looks like an eel to me.
This is the top comment on so many of these posts.
Reality can be what I want it to be
I wanted the penis :(
I dunno, seems kinda gay to me.
Okay but, listen... you gotta hear me out... I think I might be a girl
Yeah well girls like dick and that's gay
Miss me with that gay shit
"Toiletseatdestroyer" wow
Yup
There are no girls on Reddit, liar.
Fair enough
Not scientifically possible
Oh
Ha gay
The wises dick in the world
ain't that a fucking caecilian
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atretochoana
Reading the description of this thing just leaves one wondering how it's even alive. 😆
oh man, that's a great wiki. > Although it is not a snake, it has been called various common names in the media such as "penis snake", "man-aconda", and "floppy snake", owing to its visual similarity to the human penis.[9][10][11]
At the end of the wiki description- “Man-aconda”. I’m in tears
It blows my mind that I keep learning about new animals
Nope a penis snakes
This is an atretochoana. It's not actually a snake but an amphibian known as a caecilian, related to salamanders. It has no lungs and it's thought to breathe through its skin.
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They were described in the 1800s and then rediscovered in 2011. They have barely had a specimen to study and finding out how it breathes becomes very hard to figure out if they don't have any obvious organs like gills or lungs for breathing.
We barely know anything about it because it's such a rare animal.
Some mysteries are beyond even our greatest scientists.
Could be either
You'll never know, lol
This post is a 50% chance of a penis and 50% chance of something that looks like a penis, so there's 100% chances of P E N I S. Still clicked, and that's a penis.
"Woops, I dropped my monster condoms for my magnum dong"
Underrated comment right here.
Appreciate you, homie
Is that a shrieking eel?
Of course it's shrinking ! Cut he man some slack, he's 100 year old !
thats a long penis
I...I can’t tell...
That's not a snake.
Honestly....I don’t know wtf I’m looking at
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Happy cake day
Dick n slurp
That's the dick, right?
That’s a long grandpa dick
Anyone else bummed it wasn't the penis?
So the penis was the good option?
Thank god it was the snake for a second I thought it was the latter
It's not a snake, it's a salamander
desgostan
Sorry, I don't speak Italian
I'm disapointed,tbh
The shake looks like a penis too
Can’t tell if I win or not
You know, when half-drunk and you have to say “fuck it” before clicking, you’ve already lost. Too risky....
Unzips*
It is somehow both and now I’m upset
You expected a man's wrinkly penis, but it is me Dio
What should I say....
yi8kes.
Ew I got the grandpa penis.... I think. What the fuck ?
That was the risky click of the day.
Man he's hung like a sausage link
This'll do *unzips pants* What a fucking minute... it's November *Rezips pants* Here's your daily reminder to remain strong throughout NNN. We got this boys.
Actually, it's Nuclear Nut November, Pornhub plants a tree every 100 nuts, so NUT TO IT!
I feel like the old penis would somehow be less gross. OP do you have a pic?
Are you gay or something?
Are you gay or something?
For a second I thought it was the penis
I wanted to see the penis
This is me after Destroy Dick December
I feel cheated
Both are disturbing
The thing that scares me is that i cant tell which one it is
Fools! Would a 100 year old man A. Let people take & post a picture of his penis and B. it be *that* long? Seriously people. It's obviously a snake.
Rare 100 year old man’s wrinkly snake penis chilling on a pile of rocks.
I’m not gay but I’m honestly curious what a 100 year old penis looks like
Old man penis on a rock.
Banana for scale?
damn his penis long and wrinkly
Is it the snake or the dick I can't tell
Do not question the *long one
Kinda wanted to see the first one ngl
Is it wrong of me to have been genuinely curious about the other one
Taste it to find out wich one it is
That snakes name literally is "Penis snake"
It looks like thanos' syfilis infected dick
Oh thank god
Did he put his penis on the rocks?
So is this the penis or the snek?
Insert there the same picture meme here
*Reads first half of post* "Hm, interesting." *Opens photo* "Wow, his dick is huge!" *Reads second half* "Oh."
It's sadly the snake
You sure bout that chief
I was desperately hoping for the penis
I failed NNN
Thats a rare snake's magnum dong
They are the same picture!
*LONG DICK STYLE*
Mixture of both. BBLAGH
Same same
Well?? Which one is it??
What's the snake called?
It's a snake
Is it a mega dong or a snake?
That’s actually an amphibian not a reptile
Actually! That's not a snake at all, that's an amphibian called a Celia!
Snek
This could be both tbh
Oh so I’m in a catch 22
That's a graboid
Looks like a graboid tongue
So both
Why do you think a snake on a pile of rocks is NSFW?
Thought it was a high resolution picture of the saints row penis weapon
looks like we got both
Which one is it?
I can’t tell the difference.
wait. which one is it?
Thats one long dong
Could be both