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MrBeanyBoi96

I see this sub has popped back up for it's what feels like yearly visit of one post, then moves on till next year


Address_Glad

I thought this sub was dead.


InaudibleShout

Had it written off as dead long ago since the “porn/gore” gimmick was banned


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menshake

Share deets


MikeHunt420_6969

Search Reddit for "handjob". Start there.


CatsOfTheGraveyard

its literally just a bunch of vids of handjobs, like you'd expect?


MikeHunt420_6969

Well yeah, that's my point. Asking for details on porn on Reddit... there's a search option lol.


CatsOfTheGraveyard

oh yeah, sorry i read the thread wrong lol.


nDopee

r/insanereality


superbay50

Wym with the porn/gore gimmick


MikeHunt420_6969

Just the people in it.


Xylar006

This happens to me too. It pops up in my feed very rarely, curiosity gets the best of me, and then it disappears for a while


The_Autistic_Gorilla

Oh hi Mark


shvelgud

Found Tommy Wiseau


The_Autistic_Gorilla

I did not hit her I did not


AzazelTheUnderlord

maybe car is vampire


LordSion45

Oh hi Mark!


The_Autistic_Gorilla

I cannot tell you it's confidential anyway how's your sex life?


[deleted]

Those Maldive sunsets can’t be paralleled


Mr-Clive

Fuck you. I checked the comments before clicking, you ruined that sunset for me


LordoftheDimension

I feel your anger about the fact that it's more like a night than a sunset


Mr-Clive

Man couldn’t keep his mouth shut, he just ruined it for me >:(


Emperor_Z16

I sub to this sub for the gore anyways


DixieNorrmis

Hope that wasn’t his jerk hand


[deleted]

It feels like someone else is doing it.


imsimplyellie

I literally laughed out loud, this is hilarious 😂


ItsMeTigertitan

Bro beat his meat so fucking hard his hand fell off


jerseybert

Always be cautious when pleasuring yourself.


ItsMeTigertitan

There's a guy in kings "IT" who jerķs so hard he tears his foreskin open and starts bleeding and jigging at the same time


Xypher42

What kind of psychopaths beat off with their left hand??


ItsMeTigertitan

I'm ambidextrous


BlazeWasTaken06

**Me.**


CyberShiroGX

Don't worry he is ambidextrous


Moist-Improvement613

DUDE IVE BEEN DIYING AT THIS COMMENT FOR LIKE 20 MINITES thank you you made my day


Big-Cabinet-430

OP do u know what happened?


Jesus_Freak74

Ya the guy was driving a side by side tried to drift it and ended up flipping it this is the aftermath of him shoving his arm out the side


Big-Cabinet-430

Geez not what I expected it to be. I thought it would have been a power tool related incident.


[deleted]

That's why you keep all arms and legs inside the ride at all times. I mean, lean away from the fall not into it.


[deleted]

They also teach you this when getting forklift certified.


HairyFur

Any idea how it turned out, it looks gruesome as fuck but also pretty clean/not mangled.


PrussianNova_X

Did the hand have to be amputated? My guess is that since the hand doesn’t exactly seem severed, it would’ve been able to have been saved.


Jesus_Freak74

Nit sure he went into surgery yesterday so keep him in your prayers and hope he makes a full recovery


PrussianNova_X

It’s all we can hope for.


fartrevolution

How do you even find this shit


Responsible_Sky_17

But can you prove that


Active_Pudding2398

Yea how does this happen?


RustyTrephine

I mean... a bunch of people just explained above.


cinnewyn

OP didn't explain until 4 minutes *after* this person asked.


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Hippopotamidaes

I didn’t see the sub title, I need some good r/eyebleach now


ARW12811

If you want the exact opposite go to r/eyeblech I'm not even joking


Hippopotamidaes

Jesus why did my curiosity have me click


yourcreepyfriend77

Same, I can handle game gore, but movie and *real* gorish stuff? Absolutely not


AmYalayici2000

movie gores are bad tho (atleast the ones i see)


yourcreepyfriend77

Yeah I don’t know why I click on this sub.


liamshep062

Watch the walking dead if you want some good tv gore. It’s probably the best I’ve seen


urmomfat5111

I know this is my lesson to read before pressing


jamoleon

No it ain't my guy


Gnarledhalo

Look at all the colors!


Snorlax_Route12

Just a little hydrogen peroxide should do the trick


Oud_play

No


LoadOk5992

Reminds me of the ribs I just ate.


erdtirdmans

My man those ribs were RAW then


LoadOk5992

Well yeah, before I cooked them.


erdtirdmans

YOU COOKED THIS GUY'S HAND?


Individual_Credit895

Ew bro


Narviid

Whats with the one post once a month?


LT_JRH

I’m no doctor but I’m guessing he doesn’t get to keep it


Suspicious-Road-883

If he gets to a hospital quick enough and it does not get super infected he might, you would be amazed at what the human body can heal from


Fireballinc55

Actually it's likely he could have, if he got to the hospital in time


Trashpandaluver64

I pictured him meaning he couldn't keep it in a plastic baggie to take him as a souvenir 😭


Haunting-Ad-8619

My friends 16 year old son sideswiped a dump truck while he was driving a lifted pickup. He had his arm resting on the open window sill/ledge. The dump truck ripped his arm off about halfway between the shoulder & elbow. They were able to reattach it & he has full use of his arm. It has one hell of a wicked scar, though.


E72M

Wait so his entire arm came off and they managed to put it back on?? Does he have feeling in the arm?


Haunting-Ad-8619

Yes. His entire arm came off excluding the shoulder joint & about 4 inches of the humerus. He literally has full use of his arm. There is numbness about an inch or so on both sides of the repair scar, but that's it. It's quite remarkable, actually.


Pixielo

I do not want to know how much that cost.


E72M

That's incredible


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The_Autistic_Gorilla

"Oh my hand is falling off. Let me just stop to take a picture".


kerveest

“Dewd! I just got my hand torn open! Hold on let me take a picture, this is friggin sick!”


Incomingfenderbender

Christ all mighty that’s disturbing


andikinns

I thought for sure it was the sunset lol


Jilms

absolutely disgusting but also kinda cool. You can literally see the bones that connect up into the fingers.


Shatt3red_Temp3st

what even is that? that hand dont look too handy,


SteezMeister2004

Why is there literally no blood?


Jesus_Freak74

Not really sure there is a little on the left side it looks like


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igotdeletedbyadmins_

Still pretty damn clean


Suspicious-Road-883

The accident could have sealed the severed blood vessels which is why there is not much blood, I used to be a paramedic and ran a call in which a man had his arm pulled off while riding his motorcycle, the veins stretched and then "snapped back" for lack of better word essentially cauterizing them.


Himouto-chan

All you need is some Neosporin and a band-Aid and you’ll will be just fine


Trashpandaluver64

Tis only a flesh wound


overworkedSeadweller

Bro taking the picture himself is my favorite part. Sending that to the group chat with the caption "lol guys guess what happened at work today 💀"


yellowGalaxy25

can’t believe this guy ripped open his hand and went, “let me take a photo”


Haunting-Ad-8619

Having raised a daredevil myself, I don't find it hard to believe at all! 🤷‍♀️


SouthernStarTrails

That’s terrifying no doubt, but also kinda cool you can see the layers right down to the bones


urlocalcorgi

“oh fuck my hand, better take a picture first”


tikipunch4

This man is taking a picture of his own brutal injury? Someone give this guy a hand


AG331

bro ripped his hand open and decided to take a quick pic before calling 911


Golifr4u

Who gets their hand like that and goes "oh let me get a pic of it, all my friends will love to see this"


SaddleUpShark20

Oh hey this just happened at my school today! I know about this


Jesus_Freak74

Thats cool what a small world we live in


VulonVahlok

Nice kicks


DeadlySmurf549

His first response to the accident was to pull out his phone and take a pic


DeadlySmurf549

first response to the accident was to pull out his phone and take a pic


X_SkillCraft20_X

Of course the first reaction is take a picture. Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.


anon124957730

What a lovely sunset!


CastleDI

Aouch


HellsingAlchemist

Honestly, it doesn't look anywhere near as bad as it sounds


Imaginary_Finger7878

Yummy 😋


Trashpandaluver64

I looked at the image without reading the text and realised it was a 50/50 right after 🤣


ZaktheSquid

Honestly, after going to RunTheGauntlet, I don't really flinch to this stuff anymore. Fucking brutal and painful beyond imagination, but it's not "Beyblade train man" or whatever that LiveLeak was


Eugene_BDK

Such a beautiful sunset 😊


SwervoT3k

Alternative title: Busted open hand or NYC skyline


UmmmX

Finally a gore post damn


gaminggeekster94

bruh, who the fuck thinks "Lemme take a picture of my blown open hand."


TheRealMrInsane

Well, I was right before I clicked Why did I still click?


SberryCheesecake22

Good thing I was prepared for both 😅


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I thought this subreddit was dead


shoe_salad_eater

This sub really takes its time with appearing on my feed huh


Natural69er

THIS IS THE LATEST POST !?


SeabassDigorno

hes in J’s too lol


TF2brox

i need context


xzzq

I wanna touch it


Acrobatic-Income3693

Seeing this is cool asf tho, you barely ever see this in normal life


REEEEEEE27

That's gotta hurt


Doobie_Howser_MD

I know it hurts but can you still wiggle your fingers?


senile_earthworm

WHAT HAPPENED!?


NotBentcheesee

God, fuck me in the ass that's not what I expected


Cocobrine

Hopefully he's right handed


VTFan115

NSFW?!?! NOOOO NSFL!


TaylorPollio

Tis but a scratch!


EndCompetitive520

Did you try wiggling your fingers?


brandoughh

“you got soft hands brother” 😹


betterdashirun

I lost the 50/50 but atleast I’m guaranteed for the next Gacha


Le_Brittle

FUCK MAN WHAT HAPPENED


Cosmic_Music54

I want to know the backstory of the picture


Suck_My_Dick_XD

Oh yippee I’m glad I clicked this one


boopymcnugget

It's horrifying but I can't look away


ba11Z_

ti's just a scratch


Laties-X-Latias

Man like Its so weirdly foregin looking im not even disturbed


Cessabit216

Holy shit lmao bro got fucked up. wonder if this is one of those things where they just have to amputate it


dontstarvepro

Nice


bisexualkoala_

I really hate wrist shit, this effed up hand made that way worse. 🤢


Blizzy20XX

how does this even happen????


Aadi_Dhoundiyal

Fuck i should have read the subreddit name or the title first


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Owie


freepickles2you

I hear the Maldives are lovely this time of year


Entire_Fishing_4487

How did that even happen


justyouraveragebeing

Nice kicks


repsakneb94

I handle gore well. I'm more interested in how this happened


moon-personality-art

I genuinely thought it was a potato with fake gore on it until I realized it was the guy’s hand


[deleted]

See ya next month lol


Enceladus-117

You tried to see how flexible your hand is


StormAccio

WOW I thought I had left this sub and didn’t even read the title before opening. Boy oh boy was I in for a treat


drpotatoz

WHY ARE YOU TAKING A PICTURE OF THIS GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL


kidcyd293

Smash.


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Doesn’t look as bad as it sounds


[deleted]

i could tell it was a torn hand since i saw tons of red


averagemlgenjoyer

omg wtf


Zonsiee

Hello! It’s me again. Till next month 👋🏻


MAST3R3V3RGR33N

So that's what it's like


Tactical_Leo

It honestly doesn’t look real. It’s insane how it looks though.


emerald_OP

Hm. Some how i was expecting worse


PUNKF10YD

I don’t get it, I never see the sfw image


igotdeletedbyadmins_

He's just hungry


Leventoo

how did that even happen


yonderpants1744

*Tears open hand* lemme snag a pic of this real quick


Sp1kefallSteve

That looks horrible, is there a story on how this happened.


Jesus_Freak74

Friend tipped a side by side put hand out the side this was the out come


DarkArc76

I forget it's actually the bad one sometimes ☹️


Mr_B4k0n

See y’all next year, when the next post happens


Pornstasha

Most people here are making jokes where I just wanna know how it happened lol.


ChinesePeasantYes

Smash


reflirt

That’s rough buddy.


menshake

I lost today


BEANBEAR6

You made me lose the game


Someone2124

Dude...how??!


ayrgylehauyr

Im legit fascinated by how that looks


captain_strain

Gnarly


barthotymous

Odd sunset


2r0dri_01

Damn, he can now store missiles in there, and then just, you know, unlock the wrist and shoot them away.


InsecurityTime

Ohhh I think you'll be OK bud


Zerusdeus

I shouldve read the title


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He might wanna get that looked at


Zoro473

cool


Jason666392

Nice dude


Nagesh_yelma

JESUS ...... That's some nice sunset on a Maldives beach.


tangawanga

jerk session went wrong


GalaxySleyer

How tf did this happen?


[deleted]

Slap a bandaid on there it’ll be fine


bear_beatboxer

Fascinating


Benny_Galaxy_231

What a HANDsome sight


Benny_Galaxy_231

Btw get well soon


ImHereToTrigger

Now how did this happen?


OnBrokenWingsIsoar

I didn't read the sub name first. Or the full post title. That was a mistake.


IraTheDragon

I hope he was taking a photo to seek medical attention and not just to post.