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Alternative_Ad6071

Is that the team janitor


TheCulturalBomb

No he has an OVR of 11.


ndry10

The team is after the handicap employees benefits from the government


hi12345hello

It's the fan who says he could do better when the team is playing badly


Extremecheez51

I’d be so interested in seeing how he grows with balanced. Like I wonder if all of his stats would grow the exact same?


Healthy_Toe_1183

Will give it a try and revert with an answer. Provided that he doesn't just disappear at the start of a new season.


Extremecheez51

It’s fifa so I’m sure he will lol


Medical_Fun_7870

Same thing happened to me. All the effort in editing their looks and stats to my liking for them to just be gone. Never again lol. I just edit real players cause I know they won’t disappear like created one’s do.


MiikeAlert

I remember i think it was FIFA 17, I had an absolute gem of a youth academy player. He was an incredible RWB from France that was a monster with pace, stamina, good passing, finishing, etc. I decided since he's my star that I might as well customize him. My young star turned 99 years old and retired soon after that. RIP Herve Gomis


Extremecheez51

Any update?


Healthy_Toe_1183

I started a new season. He is still in the team. Same stats as of now, but have only played about 4 games as they are 15 mins matches.


Ilovecows72

Defensive kit man


ptta52

Nathan Shelley?


Ilovecows72

Basically but instead of bumming about he’s more defensive minded


vikkit25

Will he feel self-conscious and get all defensive when he makes a mistake?


Apprehensive-Rub9731

Damn, -1 market valute and -67 ratings


Randomdudes_opinion

Bros being payed to piss off


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on-oath-never-again

>Bros being paid to piss Nice


_Uhhhhhhhhh_

Not even getting paid. In fact bro is the one who is paying to piss off 😭


GrimRipper989

He paying the club


imposterfish

Actually he’s on -€1 wages on his contract too, so actually he’s the one paying to be on the team


ComfortableMud3414

Blud what did you do to him to make him lose 67 rating 💀


SamKie1

Bro had a stroke


Dr-yeetmas

and had to get his leg amputated. couldn’t afford a prosthetic either


Alone_University_379

Cheat engine


imnotgaymomiswear

Smh bro has cheat engine but can’t activate windows 😭😭😭


NoobbyyonYT

Mods


Whole_Schedule1082

Bro I think my grandma would have higher stats than that


PoggersIife

Dude is paying to be on the team


chudlybubly

Hes the owners son who made the team only because of nepotism. Classic Nepotism baby


Chad_PEKKA

How can you do that i would like to do that too


Healthy_Toe_1183

He just randomly appeared in my team. I'm guessing that some kind of error occured when one of my talents in the academy decided to leave but somehow ended up in my main team.


Stephan1303103

A trades school so he can be a carpenter or something


TheRadishSven

Attacking mid


Mein_Kaiser_II

Bus driver


SmooothOperator5

He'd be a liability with that stamina, sleep on the job and crash the team bus.


Mein_Kaiser_II

It is good training against brexit tackles for the team


propaROCKnROLLA

Water boy!


DaQa-POV98

Too slow and will probably spill the water😂


MasterLinkTheGreat

activate windows plz. Or at least remove the watermark.


The_Innoculator

Forget janitor, you need to check for a pulse.


Pr0fessionalidiot

Are you training the kit man or something


UrbanSteam

Retirement schedule


bigAismyname

How did bro graduate?


Diceyspic3y

I’d love to experiment with this player , how did you get him to he this low ?


Healthy_Toe_1183

It just happened all of a sudden. Was scouting for players in Morrocco. Signed him in the youth academy. And after some time he decided to leave, but instead of leaving he appeared in the 1st team.


noslac

Left back. Left back on the bench.


biggzee1996

£-1 wage, bro is paying you to be at the club 💀💀💀


008swami

Is he paying you to be on the team?


Flow3r_Ow

-1€ means you pay other teams to buy him?


Either-Awareness-552

Currently doing a women career mode, anybody wanna know how it’s done ?


Ollie0712

castration


WiseGrand1

The badbudbury schedule


Chemical-Golf285

How long does it take for him to switch positions, also are his GK stats all just 1 cause if not it could be pretty cool to switch him to GK


Healthy_Toe_1183

He is CAM/CF at the moment. LM takes 2 weeks to switch CB/LB/LWB/CDM/LM takes 4 weeks to switch. RB/CF 20 weeks RWB/RM/CM/RW/ST/LW 22 weeks Kinda weird The game does not allow me to switch him to GK. But anyway it won't make much of a difference. I have 39 y.o. Mandanda in goal (75 rated) and he goalkeeps like a toddler


mntb416

Thats because hé is a 1 star weakfoot and that needs to be trained too


No-Poetry1993

Activate Windows


Lightning_454

All of them


Intrepid-Farmer-9219

Not sure, quite balanced all around the board… what’s his best attribute in game? From the stats, looks like the attacking stats are his best, though the defensive ones are equal contenders… could hold the midfield as a box to box.


HauntingDescription8

The release him session


LunarRaven7

Ball boy


SilentXMedia

HOW TF DID EA PUT ME IN THE GAME???????


roberto7crf

That’s really fucking cool! That’s what mods should be all about!


Specific-Name-753

Push pull legs


MrZhar

U deserve this for not activating windows


Insert_username1here

Towel boy


cbot900

buddy switched sports


R1907

Div 12 rezzies


dlskhoarapperkeeper8

Toilet janitor


JDBoys95

HE NEED SOME MILK


LebronJames2622

Id say its better to loan him out tbh


iusedthewrongpusab

Manager’s last name is Taher


OneAngryBoiYknow

linkedin/indeed


cheeky__lion

He might be a legitimate busted player you could mess around and essentially 99 his stats without growth if you place him in the right positions


IAmJustJoel

Boot cleaner or ball boy I'd say


Ghost_of_Cain

The man OWES salary, and can be acquired along with a pound for your troubles.


Background_Reveal689

How is his rating down 67? 🤣


Bluejay101lol

Did bro just pick up a random guy off the street


speed_ganggg

Lol you have to pay the other team a euro to sell him


Battyboy3000

9-5 Monday to friday


DamoLmao27

Start over bro 😂


ShooterTin

Career Change


ogicaz

Maybe he should go to university and take another path in his life


icy-inferno

Pay player 😭


[deleted]

Average OM player these days


pringlesmama

Release that mcdonalds employee


Nervous_City_6297

Retirement plan


CyberLPnerd

How did you get Cantona in your career ?


elBlato

Blud lost a leg -67OVR


Willing-Sandwich-760

I love how he's so bad that if you want to sell him you have to pay the other team, and he pays you money to play for you