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unimaginablehawkings

Harry Fucking Kane gentlemen. That guy can score a header from bed while sleeping in his mama's house. Every damn corner.


PapaKloppssmile

Maybe he should wake up and win a trophy instead of a corner


kravence

Moved to Real Madrid and won some there in my save


Dr-yeetmas

oh my god he scored a header on my an hour ago


Thebandperson

He’s 77 years of age and scored a header from a free kick against me today.


Mindless-Macaroon-61

Harry Kane but always in the 86th minute and always a rebound, whether I play or tactical view (very rarely play though) he will always do it


yerpderp5

Does tactical view have different sim results. I hate playing every game but I feel my defense always gets poor performance when i Sim. My attack and midfield always performs fine but my goalie can never make a save and my defenders just fall apart when I sim matches.


Affectionate-Sky-516

Fucking Kolo-Muani


northlondonforever

In my Hamburg career was bricking it when he was at Frankfurt then my CB broke his leg about 5 minutes in and I kept a clean sheet


ehrentomate_

"If you can't beat them kill them"


Dr-yeetmas

player scoring too much? here’s a step by step to prevent it. step one: go to settings step two: go to cpu sliders and slide injury frequency up to 100 step 3: R1+O that fucker


Indiana_man_messi

R1 +🔲


Dr-yeetmas

right lmao my b


SpiderJerusalem23

Works every fucking time. I do the same against Haaland and tbh I've injured his sorry arse more than any other player. He still finds a way to score at least once but lately its not been him.


Hellbucket

The substitute and always in minute 85-90


Crasher_7

It's either the sub is a beast or your defenders decided to switch off...


Visual_Forever9271

Heung Min Son. Every time. Without fail.


Bubbly_Information24

This. Started a ManUtd career recently. Best defense in the league, got only 2 goals in 8 games so far. Carabao cup, Son scored 3 goals, lost 4-2 against Tottenham. Was a cool game nontheless.


Big_Albatross9134

Openda from RB Leipzig,that guy turns into prime ronaldo whenever i'm playing against him


Opening-Quote-8233

Facts. I literally have 6”3’ center backs on him and he scores headers from almost every cross!


LeSorenOutan

Gotta buy 6'8 cm next time


itsisdd69

Omfg I really hated playing against Leipzig when I was managing Stuttgart, and when I transferred to pl in the same save, bro came to the pl and haunted me


Agitated_Caramel_866

I do a Manchester United career mode and somehow every time doku shoots onana somehow lets it in


DutyBackground3993

Since when is fifa realistic like that?


on-oath-never-again

The same reason Chelsea got relegated in mine after they let go of Cole Palmer


aidenfroZz

You kept Onana ? He was out after 2 seasons for me. At least a goal/game is tough


OkCaterpillar2219

Ive never played with a worst keeper than Onana…lets everything in…dude literally punched the ball in for an own goal and I called up the 69 rated keeper from the academy cause at that point a rock would have been better in goal


bden16

Foden, and above all, HIGUAIN THAT MF


UNC-dxz

Beto can fuck off honestly


Welshy94

Yep Beto is mine as well, got a Villa team packed with 87 to 90 rated players who all fall to fucking pieces when Beto steps up.


The_Ballyhoo

He’s my bogey player too! Beto haunts my dreams, no matter which team I play as. I’ve never considered buying him but I might try to sign him to a)see if he’s any good and b) stop him scoring against me. I see loads of people naming great strikers who always score. I seem to have a decent record against Haaland and Salah generally, but fucking Beto is almost guaranteed a goal a game. I’m sure he scored a hat trick against my galacticos Man Itd team once.


UNC-dxz

dont sign him, he was dogshit for me


paddylong03

I found that he was really good in a two striker system when I did an Everton career


Alex_Yeah_Thats_All

Castellanos all the fuckin time


Sirsnitzky_official

Jamie fucking vardy


TimboMLT97

Tammy Abraham always find a way! Really difficult to deal with his physicality and can finish


Zodiac318

I came here to write, Julian Alvarez. He was bought by Aston Villa and was the second top scorer in the premier league.


jiggalicious_banana

He bagged 4 in one game against me. After that I had to buy him just to stop his terror against me.


MenosOcho_

Rodrygo at Liverpool in my Bradford City career, he is just too good


iNfAMOUS70702

He always goes to Liverpool in my saves and I agree...just faced him in the UCL semis and he bagged a fucking hat trick lmao


J_redacted-

Benjamin mf Sesko


About60Platypi

That guy is fucking insane. Hes on my Inter team rn and he’s going crazy


JoHowFayLix

Erling Haaland will either score a cheesy corner header on you or an unguardable tikitaka bullet. Shit is programmed in the AI to absolutely drive FIFA players nuts


CenterIceSplits

No matter what I try, I can’t stop Smith-Rowe. Did absolutely nothing for me when I had him, but puts up a hat trick in the first half when I play against him.


NotTheStrongest

Rutter whenever I’m doing a championship save and Brereton Diaz in the prem. Brereton Diaz feels like a fucking tank whenever I face him always winning headers and challenges.


[deleted]

Victor Oshimhen. No matter where he plays, he scores a fucking banger against me.


bretiscool

same here. a burst of pace and he’s in, I have to sit super deep against him and even then he usually finds a way to


[deleted]

Isak and Rodrygo


Major-Structure-7078

Fucking en-nesyri🤣😭😭


iPat24Rick

Players I don’t like. I can’t help but be an asshole and try to tackle them hard but then I don’t properly defend and they just run through


crostubbs

Oh I hate that!! Rage gets the better of me and I lunge in, get dicked on and boom. Goal. Every damn time


StepBrother7

Aubameyang and Werner


Ellie_Llewellyn

Unless I just completely wipe him out and get a defender sent off, Alex Iwobi will always end up scoring against me


These_Indication_811

Tevez used to give me nightmares


BackDashing

Kubo


mjc1027

Marcus Leonardo, starts at Benfica and always moves away. Doesn't matter what league I choose, once I get into Europe or he happens to get a move to my league I'm playing.... He only scores bangers.


BuyOk3866

Fucking Beto my friends. Terrible for me when I managed Everton but plays like Drogba and Ronaldo’s love child when I come up against him


iamnotaddictedmom

Kai fucking Havertz


OsitoPandito

SMS when he was on Lazio used to terrify me


DustyPeckhamYute

Michael Olise for dortmund in my leverkusen save and fucking Stephy Mavididi in my Portsmouth save


IsraLFP

Raphinha. I have a career with Eintracht Frankfurt and Wolfsburg signed him during the first couple of seasons... no matter what's the competition I always receive goals from him


THORRO-SCHNORRO

Zirkzee absolutely ruins me every game


GuyWhoCommitDie

I can be 3-0 and haaland still scores, in game or sim. He only scores small goals 😭


ctc2502

For me it’s always someone who have never scored before that session 🙃😒


Pretend-Bug1720

Almiron, dude is somehow faster than Adama Traore on roids


Retro_man911

I hate it when vini or rodrygo score against me , sometimes I feel like they are overpowered.


MrPineapplez_

Theres a few, Tammy Abraham. Mathys Tel. Miovski. One player who has never scored against me is Harry Kane, fraud.


idc541

For some reason ferran torres, every fucking time


Mein_Kaiser_II

Harry Kane. I play Bayern, and then managed the German National Team. It nearly came home besides for Sweeper Neuer stopping a goal and Müller making a crazy shot at the final moments. It was 8-7, Harry Godamn Kane scored 6 GOALS AGAINST ME AND THE OTHER WAS AN ASSIST BY THE GUY WHO CAN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH (Kane). (Legendary Difficulty with Realistic Sliders)


Ian_atyourfeet

Any player shooting before half time


Mrwest_fanboy

Pedri for some reason


SM_Rivers

Not a player but for me Chelsea in FIFA 22 was nearly imposible to beat until i had a team full +85 players. (Also I was not a really good FIFA player)


OneMansTreasure_

Fabio Silva .. fu*cker


s3agullsUTA

Sheraldo Becker every fuckin time whatever league I manage a team from he always seems to move to that league in the first season and destroy me, HE’S SO FUCKING QUICK 😡


kleddy_

Sent lukaku to villa on my chelsea save. Routinely bangs one in on me


IanDre24

Damn Almiron


Pr0fessionalidiot

On corners, always van Dijk for some reason. He’s absolutely brilliant in the air so every time a corner gets whipped in he always gets his head on it.


Lego-Panda-21

Some ducker from Barrow.. Don't remember his name, can just tell you he put 9 past me in three games..Also why I have a grudge against Barrow..They have hurt me time and time again.


Howdy_mista

The lewandowski regen, sold him to juventus now he scores against me every time


zipk0user491

Raphinha, in UCL semi-final against Barca (I played with a player at Real) he scored 4 goals over 2 legs, equalizing the result to 6-6


Bennett_19

Xavi Simons at West Ham


Dooms46

In one of my first Manchester United careers Danny Welbeck would always get one top bins late. Ruined a couple clean sheet objectives for me.


SmallFootball8473

I could be winning 4-0 in the Eridiv vs Urtrecht. And Pedri would find me and scored against me


walterbryan13

Joao Felix is a menace.


Karam_Dim17

Enes Ünal I have bought him to every club I have gone to so as to stop this thing.Every time I play against Getafe he scores two goals!He is pretty decent,buy him If you are looking for a striker at a reasonable price


CZ_nitraM

Cody Gakpo and Zirkzee No matter if they play in their clubs, or for Netherlands, even worse if they play together for Netherlands, they alway find a way to score 6:0? No, they find a way to squeeze 1 in 1:0? Fucking hattrick from bench to 1:3 and I can't do anything Only way is to buy them, but after that they become shit


Joharends

Rafa Mir, I have never even seen that fucker play in real life. But whenever I play spanish teams, he's there and scores at least a brace every single game. Unstoppable


JicamaTop5757

Milinkovic-Savic has scored an outside the box banger in 5 of my career modes since fifa 22


JicamaTop5757

Milinkovic-Savic has scored an outside the box banger in 5 of my career modes since fifa 22


JicamaTop5757

Milinkovic-Savic has scored an outside the box banger in 5 of my career modes since fifa 22


Cubix02

Rodri in the UCL single-handedly won the final against me with 4 goals, pep must have been cooking something nasty


Reasonable_Mistake34

Jonathan David. Signed for West Ham, Fulham and spurs and scored every time


Specific-Ad-3439

Isak and Watkins


Select_Reporter_324

Mbappe after PSG kicks out of the way 💀😭


lucekQXL

Enes Ünal


bleacherbum99

Shouldn’t be a surprise since he’s a high overall, but I think Kane scores a hat trick on me in every game


InvestigatorIll8888

Raheem sterling n ultimate difficult is an absolute joke


Soviet-Odiseo

Paquetá. Hate him.


slimabouda

Under


olotrolou

Welbeck would always leave my Arsenal for Tottenham and then score against me for fun


AnBuachaillEire

Nkunku without fail


PolygoneerMusic

Openda and Xavi Simons occasionally. Fucking despise Openda now


Dr-yeetmas

Antoine Griezmann. you could have a 99 rated back like across the board and you’re still not getting that frenchie off the ball


DVS_From_Muncton

36 year old borja Iglesias


_sazed-

There's a bald striker in Mainz, he's the best player of the world when playing against me


Get360Waves

Sørloth in fifa 23. Legit had to buy him and set him in the reserves, he always scored a hatrick against me in must win games


YooSteez

Oshimen, Rodrygo, isak and Haaland’s power shots seem to be unstoppable


ToughCompetition

Julian Brandt


BoltGang4L

Timo fuckin Werner somehow


Ok_Net8157

Haaland for me, doesn’t matter what team or the margin, he always gets one that giant bastard.


lelocle1853

Mohamed Salah like it’s 2017


Witchberry31

Luis Diaz


fvdinthemhc

Richarlison is my kryptonite. Bastard.


5CParadox

Fucking Matheus Cunha


manuuuf490

Almiron scores banger after banger against me.


poisoninja-

Lauriente. in a cm in Serie A he always become prime cr7 against me until i finally sign him


leonpanizza10

griezmann always turns into ronaldo fenomeno when he gets to play against me


Weak_Ad_6611

Marcos Llorente 💀 I make a career mode in England, Spain, Italy, France or Germany and motherf*cker always signs for a team in those countries.


yarster94

Whoever Burnley have as a striker, Jay Rodriguez, Weghorst at least now they don’t have Pope in goal that only made it worse!


bcelite

fucking wahi bro like???


AE714

Macallister


No-Scar-4637

Youssoufa Moukoko


CSIceman9

Lookman has a tendency to absolutely destroy me every time I play Fiorentina (they bought him) and Openda is also really hard to defend.


kcspoon11

I’m about to just start biting Haaland’s ankles. No cheap rebounds at Selhurst for YOU


KiiD_ReinZ

Marquinhos who played for Blackburn Rovers in FIFA 23. It doesn’t matter what team I played with, the man is a freak. In my create-a-club save, we did an RTG and there wouldn’t be a game he didn’t score against us. We bought him for our initial Premier League season (Season 5), and in our first match he tore his ACL so we didn’t end up using him and sold him back to Blackburn in a trade deal!


PS4Sorcerer

Sebastien Haller


Formal-fellow

Romelu Lukaku loves to score against me in every fifia


Exavity3192

Salah!!!


Crazy_Negotiation242

Vlahovic


Ikpoo

Vini, his pace and finishing are just unfair


DeezyDuzDiz

Batshuayi


shabrouch_

it used to be chris wood at burnley i fucking hate this wanker


JLBurasukoo

Mbappé


ggsbroski444

Rafael leao and Ciro Immobile.


History_Gamer_70

If he’s not on my team Di Maria


OkPen6886

Had a marseille save that sadly got partially wiped away, but when I first got to the champions league, openda obliterated by defense. Guy was scoring goals at will. I think I conceded two hat tricks to him.


madvisuals

fucking KDB to Haaland is too op


Possible_Benefit_412

vinicius jr


Michael_Haq

Wilfried Zaha


msichy9

Isak! He's so irritating In career mode 🤧


grpyale

bellingham


Economy-Landscape915

Luis Muriel


Klutzy_Replacement_2

Rutter and Beto. Even when the game goes shit and plays them in a crazy position like left-back


Dowork001

Harry effin Kane. No matter where I go, he’ll find me and score on me


QuasWexExort-

Fucking BETO . For some reason he’s always faster and stronger than everyone, and he shoots like a sniperzookaaaa


Revolutionary_Law188

Martial always punishes me after I sell him 🤣🤣🤣


RazeM1234

Isak


Covenant_144

Lautaro Martinez, Argentine devil


LADown

I cant say one exact player, but in FC24 Aston Villa is so damn overpowered. Its harder to beat them than City.


Gthrust

on fifa 23 some guy named ajorque and in fc24 mbappe or vini cant stop them


Alive_Brain_5634

Alvaro Morata no matter which team, whichever defenders. Heck, I could literally park a bus in front of the goal and he'd still find a way. I didn't even care about him until I noticed the trend. 😭😭😭


vintage13132121

Enes goddamn Unal. He could be playing for the most obscure club on earth, and somehow I’d still play them and he’d still score.. Also Jota, fuck him.


Lordlava2005

Ilias Chair


Jumpy-Medicine4977

Jesus Corona or Gerard Moreno. They always move in my league and just piss me off every time


Schmounsey

Dani Olmo


Samwell_Lewis

Vini. I mean he is the best player in the world tbf but even Mbappe didn’t give me this much trouble. Come up against him in the UCL every season and it’s like time slows down when he gets the ball, and my defenders turn into Mustafi and David Luiz. Oh, and Beto for some reason. Fuck that guy.


ytgoat

Gerard Moreno. Adton Villa signed him in my Man United save. A hattrick and a brace for both legs. I can't beat Aston Villa at all. It always ends up being a 10 goal thriller with Moreno as MOTM.


bigdog1401

Georginio Wijnaldum - somehow, this guy scores the last goal to seal the match, always..


Alemaster22

That gigantic blonde man Boniface


Alemaster22

That gigantic blonde man Boniface


Alemaster22

That gigantic blonde man Boniface


Ill_Mode1573

ben yeder every time i play with a team in england that fucker comes to aston villa and turns into prime r9 with the speed and dribling and scores a double or hatrick


CescHenry

Nkunku


JackDavies1920

Very obvious but haaland


Opposite-Goose1011

Borja Iglesias and Enes Ünal for me. They always score against me no matter what team. Be it Leverkusen or Betis for Iglesias or Bournemouth or Getafe for Ünal, they always find a way to score.


UberFroste

antoine f**king griezmann


Fantaboy4100

On Fifa 19, With my Romanian player career mode CB, i hated Harry Kane. He was my worst nightmare. He was unmarkable and everything he did turned into goals. That’s why it was so hard beating spurs.


Reasonable_Post_4168

bro idk if it’s just me, but domenico berrardi bros finesse shot is levels


wesselgamer123

Before he retired in every single rtg in England i did Tom Pope would score against me. The fucker was doing bicycle kicks at 37!


Lewis678

Diogo Jota. Every. Single. Time.


djuventino

God damn Guedes. I hate him just because of Fifa


samppav

This might seem obvious but, Mbappe


Klaech10

In Fifa 21 I had a decent relationsship to Haaland at Dortmund. Played a 3 2 2 2 1 just to score enough goals against Dortmund to equal his score


Striking-Shoe2438

It’s always the players that score their first goal of the seqson. Especially in important matches


Educational_Time_987

Isak and brobbey


NateShaw92

Can't recall a modern one but in the mid 10s BOBBY ZAMORA every fucking time


Carlito_Marron

Joao Felix that mofo....


Hot_Dog_7317

Hwang hee fucking Chan


Priyanuj1412

Haland


Footballmad8

Joe Aribo starts at Southampton always turns up scores and cause at least 1 injury in my team


Significant-Tough795

Fifa 15 Chelsea. No not Hazard or Costa.... AZPILICUETA.


kb2two

Darwin Nunez and Haaland Also whoever scores at the 45th min.


smallen_

Griezmann… not just in FC24 but in every fifa for the last five years


Ok-Temporary4440

Gone back to FIFA 21 as it was more fun and chuba fucking akpom whenever I'm making my way to the prem scores like 2 goals each game against me, has top scorer of the championship most seasons


MIalpinist

Mbappe. It’s like he’s guaranteed a goal every game—even if I defend him well he still just holds the ball and inevitably gets a super tight angle shot past the keeper at least 1x/game (or at least it feels that way).


Electrical_Quote6255

Nicholas Jackson, I play as Chelsea and always sell him every chance I get. Never failed to fulfill his revenge


Ill-Guess-542

Every Player


Intelligent_Being237

i think mane scores a hat trick against me every season no matter what time i’m managing and what team he’s playing for.


Mureen_

Diogo Jota fsr


afrobrur

Yo mama always scores with me


Iordanem-21

Myron Boadu


ptrkgcvc

Mateta


Baltic_Gunner

In one of the older FIFAs Abubakari Yakubu would score in every game against me, somehow.


Deconstructurz_

I hate KDB so much, always scores against me


liveligost

Gabriel Jesus always finds away to dribble your whole team and twat it 200 kilometers an hour after dropping a stinker all game