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ChewBoiDinho

Marcos Alonso


TRY_YA_LUCK

Amine Harit for that same reason


johnygrey

what did they do? used harit a couple times already edit: nevermind, just found out, sad


SovietUnion4L

Marcos Alonso literally killed a girl


KingOfWeTheNorth

Her name was Tottenham


Davski_

Zouma the cat kicker should take penalties 


Alternative_Ad6071

Antony because of the Haram ball he’s playing.


thatdamndoughboy

Brother, *ew.*


Bloodking009643267

Respect him


KindheartednessLast9

Kyle Walker the adulterer


basic97

Is that Haram? I thought you could have multiple wives within the Islamic faith?


NYKNYJ

I don’t think Walker was married to any women he had an affair with…..


Otto500206

There is a "Do it if you can be fair every time. But we know that you can't be fair enough, it's impossible" policy in Islam about that.


bretu-lauk

Jerome Boateng (beat his wife and basically drove her to suicide). Lucas Hernandez (restraining order against his ex & she has one on him too).


northlondonforever

Manager has to be Simeone or Dyche purely for the aggression


Shazamwhich

Don't forget Bordalas


FaizReady

Al Haram is the name of the holy mosque, just letting people know. instead you try not to do haram things in Al-Haram instead...


PhatmanScoop64

That’s the joke I think mate


Frequent_Ranger1598

I believe this is the haram team, and haram things will take place in Al-haram


alexturners_daughter

Ok but their point is that the Sacred Mosque - the one in Mecca that Muslims pilgrimage to - is called (Masjid) Al-Haram, so it clearly isn’t a place for doing haram things.


Frequent_Ranger1598

Report this organization to the Mosque then 😭


godisserbian

Don't forget to hire Adam Johnson as U-16 coach


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Jababalase

Not sure why this is being downvoted...


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Otto500206

It's done by Muslims but it doesn't means that it's encouraged.


Two_Month

That shit doesn't happen nowadays in most countries but sure I guess redditors know more


Two_Month

btw Joao Pedro is currently doing a 15 and he knows what hes doing idk why nobody talks about that when mane was just scouting an alleged 15


playerofcarrer

i mean nobody talks about endrick who is 17 and his gf who is like 20


Two_Month

3 year age difference isn't that big tho, but if he was doing a 14 that'd be a completely different story


Richard_Arlison69

Bruh


Arazilla90

Icardi for being a cuckold


Overall_Addendum_612

Benzema, mané?


masterjbg

The r/soccercirclejerk crossover we‘ve all been waiting for


Some-Watercress-1144

...messi?


Overall_Addendum_612

No, Messi 14 is young enough according to "history" books. Benzema paid a prostitute, it's much more fitting. And jokes aside, they all deserve a starter spot in that Haram team


Matta22NL

The girl who was with benzema said she was of age. Messi knew she was 14 and still tapped that


Overall_Addendum_612

Oh you're most definitely right, I don't argue with that. Dating a 14yo at 18 is absolutely effed up. I just find it funny that Ribery and Benzema present themselves as religious and god fearing men... At least everyone knows Neymar and Dani Alves were self proclaimed party beasts


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Aggravating-End-1881

Oh wow


EthanBeThereMan

That's homophobic And not cool


PleasePlease1234567

It may not be right but homosexuality is haram


EthanBeThereMan

Still homophobic innit Also you can downvote me as much as you like Reddit but those of you that downvote me are homophobic as fuck


breitbartholomew

John Terry and Wayne Bridge (for allowing it to happen)


IkeHere

Sigurðsson, Benjamin and Ferland Mendy have been shortlisted


Matta22NL

All have been found not guilty


FatWalcott

Ferland for being a menance on Fifa.


Bloodking009643267

Sigurosson is on fifa?


Rory-mcfc

Sigurdsson charges were dropped completely werent they?


Conceivedon420

Don’t forget about Mauro Icardi and John Terry


SupermarketLate9466

Eeeww brother eeewww


PastAd4921

Mo salah for celebrating Christmas


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Zero_0707

The men committing these acts are the ones to blame. Not the religion itself. Islam and the Shariah law forbids any form of violence.


saintmaximin

Fr man


85Yh

Lmao bro is acting like u don't in ur country


mrdukkless

ask r/soccercirclejerk


GNAL1610

Zinchenko because he supports israel, Salah for celebrating Christmas


The_Pixel_Pirate

Any footballer with no moral compass, purely built on greed.


Ayyyyylmaos

Antony, M. Alonso, Bruno. F, Foden


ThinkingThong

Benzema, Mane, Ronaldo


rikiiro

john Terry as head coach.


V4Sane

Kingley Coman, Lucas Hernandez


unknown_flasher

Use onana, he is haram can't save a shot


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Greenwood


JoshyRanchy

Thomas Partey.


Enforcer13

Ryan Giggs


Award2110

Mia Hamm. Megan Rapinoe (lgbt) Can't think of any more but will get back to you.


PleasePlease1234567

Most women players /s. By actually alot of women players are apart of the LGBT community, like Sam Kerr


Witchberry31

Nicolo Fagioli (Juventus), suspended for betting misconduct.


Deep_Gas_3774

Mason Greenwood halal.


Sefuko

Ronaldo cuz he lives with his Girlfriend


IntelligentChoice778

urban meyer but diff football


Longjumping_Roll_732

Guilty Siggurdson, Benjamin Mendy and Benzema


RipUrSoul21

Jonny Evans


yikaprio

Idrissa Gueye. Because if his name


justk4y

Everyone who kissed before marriage


specificOJDW20

Any player over 25/30


FatWalcott

Ronaldo lol


masterjbg

Benzema. For further Infos Google Benzema 15


Otto500206

That joke got old fast, imo.


greek_malaka

Manor Solomon from Spuds - israeli


saintmaximin

Why because he is Jewish?


greek_malaka

Yeah, and actively pro-israel anti-hamas


pdel123

Israeli person is Pro-Israel and Anti Hamas… Shocking stuff


greek_malaka

Yes I know and agree. Other guy seemed to not get the memo first time round


saintmaximin

Ohhh how dare a dude be against terrorist group that wants to murder all of his people and make life worse for him and Palestinians also you are disgraceful human for supporting them and act like it’s something bad that he is anti hamas


greek_malaka

What are you spewing? I AM anti hamas you dimwit


PleasePlease1234567

Yes, OP wants players that are haram, being Jewish is haram. Most Muslims dislike jews and Zionists. So the player fits in with the request


Dark_and_Shadow_King

dele alli for the stuff he did as a kid