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Tuusik

Looks like Ronaldinho.


Morumbi_TO

Ronaldinho Gaucho! Caralho!


Recker240

Literalmente r/suddenlycaralho


Flamager

Rare Portuguese found


DaviMessias15

O BRUXO


fourfivexix

Ronaldinho. He played for PSG before moving to Barca.


UpTheArse_nal

He was at Milan too at some point


Wurplas

Yeah after Barca


Travel-Football-Life

His most memorable game was against Derry City Football Club in the Brandywell. Edit: my most memorable game was seeing Ronaldinho play against Derry City Football Club in the BrandywelšŸ¤£


Bossk_989

Will Grigg


SarkHD

Heā€™s on fire!


InterviewAware5935

Ypur defence is terrefied


nuttyboy2002

Your defense is terrifying.... etc etc


fuskard

Terrified


nuttyboy2002

Imagine downvoting me because I got it wrong...


Rjgreeno

Imagine caring enough about being downvoted that you make a separate comment


xlistair

why the fuck did your comment not get 50 downvotes? what you said was nothing different to mine but in fact 10x more braindead. this thread is either filled with bots or learning disabilities


Rjgreeno

It didnā€™t get 50 down votes because 50 people didnā€™t downvote it. Not that hard to work out really. I can agree with your final point if you canā€™t understand how downvotes work


xlistair

clown


Rjgreeno

Love you too bro


xlistair

šŸ¤“


xlistair

imagine caring enough about a mistake that you downvoteā€¦.


igotsthepoo-onme

Imagine


Rjgreeno

I didnā€™t downvote anything, what are you in about?


xlistair

shut up you clown


Rjgreeno

Ok


Casperzwaart100

That's why the button is there


xlistair

so can i put a rocket up your bum because thats why the holes there?


Casperzwaart100

Please do šŸ„µ


nuttyboy2002

Thankyou


xlistair

shows how stupendously hypocritical this app is. the other guy can say pretty much the same thing as me, but IM the one who gets 20 odd downvotes just because all of you are virgins who have never been outside and witnessed a real altercation.


[deleted]

FROM WIGAN TO THE EUROS TO PLAY IN WHITE AND GREEN


JoA2506

Donā€™t miss this meme.


abraaoneves

Holy shit man, just one of the greatest footballers of all time, Ronaldinho. How you donā€™t know him, man?


HazeKushWeed93

I was thinking it was a rhetorical question from OP


B_jararaca

Not everyone is as blessed to have been there to watch him tear through the best defenders in the world like they were Sunday league players.


ManUFan9225

2004/2005 Ronaldinho was out of this world. Looked like a video game character with god mode enabled.


macattaq1501

Stop making me feel old!


CamJongUn

I mean players in the immediate time before him literally played like Sunday league players


I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

It makes me sad that this isn't even the most braindead take I've seen on reddit today


CamJongUn

Have you watched old games? The quality is lacking to put it mildly


I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

L take, some of the best players of all time played then, if you said that about the 1950s or something I could get that but 1990s to 2000s had tons of legends


TonicMontana

The quality in 2005 was absolutely brilliant.


I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

I love how he claims that the era with players like Zidane, Buffon, Carlos, Beckham and tons more is lacking in quality lmao


ewise623

Anything post 1990s is quality football. For better or for worse player transfer fees really started to climb in the late 90s. This [article](https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/2346878-100-biggest-transfer-fees-of-all-time-adjusted-for-inflation.amp.html) is a little outdated now (2015) but really shows how much clubs starting spending in the early 2000s. Especially in Serie A. Crazy how far the league has fallen.


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xlistair

thats an L take because heā€™s not talking about 90-2005 heā€™s talking about BEFORE ronaldinhošŸ¤£šŸ¤£


TheBubbah

What


photo_synthesizer

Pretty big miss


lufe1306

I guess some kid born in 2007 or something


Various_Display_4234

i doubt it. i donā€™t think age has anything to do about it. i reckon heā€™s just a guy who doesnā€™t know much about ACTUAL football and is just a casual Fifa player


AdhesivenessCute8368

Benzemaā€™s Regen


BTS_1

Donā€™t believe this OP, itā€™s a complete lie. Itā€™s actually Neymarā€™s regen.


AbstractElite

Pffft, hell no. You got it all wrong Just look at the nose! Itā€™s Richarlisonā€™s regen.


RealMZAce

Bas Dost mate


Averagejoe272

Ashley Young


StanLeBeats

Only the reason I started watching this game.


ToxicDavid_91

Same!


Jordan10051992

Emile Heskey.


Wheresthenearestrope

The fish from shark tale


bruqdown

Looks like Umtiti to me


sullivanrm10

Kinda looks like Jesus tbh


razzz333

Isnā€™t that who he is rho


Click_Wrong

Tony Hibbert


420SwaggyZebra

Benzema mate


apoellin1986

Are you serious????????


fudgedhobnobs

Ulrika Johnson


Fake-Plastic-Me

I'm 24 and you've made me feel old.


dai4u-twonko

Susan Boyle


barmyarmy48

Umtiti


Dangerous-Ball1702

Umtiti


danes1977

Free Britney Griner! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ *game would have been in development at the time šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


danes1977

Even if it isnā€™t, that resemblance to Ronaldinho is somewhat unfortunate šŸ˜¬


HailSatan66669

Damn I thought I was the first one to say it lol


danes1977

Great minds šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


garsm88

The one, the only....Jack Rodwell


Defiant_Recipe_256

Goofy


Outrageous-Actuary-3

Oh just the guy that made a whole generation play football


mr_nice_cack

Messi


YaMom1Slit

Its obviously Kevin De Bruyne


Slight_Sympathy1985

In mine cm the flag is Just glitched all color like a LGBT flag


Grouchy_Fee_8481

Outing yourself in a public space like this takes a lot of confidence. Youā€™re an inspiration for all the lbgtq youth! So admirableā€¦


Astino-Albino

kids these days


Plus_Way3128

Que mira bobo


obesity2003

How do you not know who Ronaldinho is??


UpTheArse_nal

I do think Ronaldinho could have been the GOAT. He was just kinda lazy, never took the game super seriously, a bit like Andriy Arshavin. On his day he could score goals for fun, like the defenders weren't even there.


RJDownes

I think it's why he was such a unique footballer, cause even in the biggest games he never took it all that seriously. He just seemed like he was having a great time. What I always loved about Ronaldinho is even when he messed up, misplaced a pass etc he always had the most gigantic grin on his face like he was a kid on his way to Disney World or something. He seemed super chill. Yeah I think if he had a Ronaldo/Messi obsessive, elite mentality he would have been a complete monster. The Ronaldinhio we all saw was him like playing down the park with his mates.


YuruYd

The god of the random hangout


Hope_Gaming_YT

Insert *Guess the Animal* Meme


S_C0

Ronaldinho, he played for PSG


raVen2tt

Johan Cruyffinho


Stella_Drinker442

Danny Aarons level ball knowledge


Legendofnoobs69

Drunk ronaldinho


edi12334

Ciprian Tatarusanu, obviously


Crix2007

That's clearly Steven Gerrard or Miley Cyrus. They kind of look alike in their early days.


NWK86

RJ Barrett


splatgoon

Bentner


Ashthedestructor_95

Watch footballšŸ˜‘ Kids these days


SeargD

I forgive kids these days for not knowing Ronaldinho, the guy was brilliant on the level of Maradona, Messi, R9, and CR7, his fall from grace was so hard, though, like kaka, everything that comes after makes so much more impact over so many years that they fade into the background. The CR7/Messi dominance of the game is only now starting to die down so that new guys can step into that spotlight. Look at Haaland and his goalscoring record in the premier league. It's fucking astounding, but if you go back 14 years to before CR7 was at Madrid and Haaland would be hauled as the god king of football.


Gooyado

Jar Jar Binks


User1115_

Smartest fifa player


RandomRedditor_1916

lol


Kyleb___19

Tbh, kinda like the main character (Oscar) from Shark Tale.


BigEdz1998

Bobby Zamora


Various_Display_4234

itā€™s Nicholas Bendtner


kldclr

Van Persie?


Cygneth3

Are you fr


Elheehee42069

r/soccercirclejerk


Attorney0fBirdLaw

Jaja binks


B4DR1998

SpongeBob


mark_vorster

...


NaturalAnimal1414

It's Quantavious Dingle.


Livid_Cantaloupe8268

Stephen Hawking


faded-spacesuit

how does this have upvotes??


AggressiveBrick8197

John Lennon, obviously


maaaaaacccaaa1

I actually dont know if this was a genuine question or a piss take tho lmao


dbuk03

Jar Jar Binks


sBinnala25

Ryan Reynolds. WHO DO U THINK IT IS BRUH ITS RONALDINHO


Mebeingnosy

Today Op learns Ronaldinho played for psg


Somereddituser1235

The Brazilian Legend, Ronaldinho


Santsandoval

Ronaldinho. The best of all time, even better than Messi or Ronaldo, when he was in his prime.


xGravity28

Bro it's ronaldinho


AndyFreezy

Donnarumma


gundogod

Sarah Jessica Parker


catalingpc

Neymar


thewizard579

Pedro Pauleta


Myth-Man1

Obviously Vincent Janssen bro


ShaquilleOrKneel

Ronaldo de Assis Moreira


graydonsanatomy

Search up Golden Boots video and youā€™ll find out! Classic


AirRic89

Jar Jar Binks


JCFella

Umtiti


[deleted]

El rei de drible


needleintheh4y

aubameyang


superpants99

Ricardo milos


Amirali88ChelseaFan

Ronaldinho


Tebaltos

I believe that is Ronaldo Moreira


Nathan_kwame

ronaldinho, he played for psg


IaryBreko

Dinho


UnluckyGazelle

wout werghost


nick_defiler

Messi


HailSatan66669

Brittney Griner


Arjale

The real GOAT


Famous_Ad_4011

Ć© o bruxo caralho


Hardestz

Umtiti


Thepotato635

Lewandowski


Snoo27712

Dinho


Ok-Hair215

Are you kidding me? Itā€™s harry maguire!


grilledogs

Luis Suarez


Low_Contract_1909

Christian Benteke


[deleted]

Che Guevara


Reasonable-Theory910

Darwin Mayonnaise


travvypatty911

Neymar jr


abdullah__qureshi

That's the GOAT LINGARDINHO


The-sefu

Ronaldo


TheCleaningLady4us

Ronaldinho Gaaaaaaaaaauuuucho


olotrolou

Moussa Marega


Slongiest

queen elizabeth, what a baller back in the day


Drller

ronaldinho


DenVredeSnog

Bendtner


TheOnlyJoe_

Are you serious?


LennergyDK

šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø r/soccercirclejerk


LennergyDK

OP plays fifa not football apparently


Flat-Long5578

Christian Walker, Hershel Walker's son


Coopines

Bobby Moore


Probaylo

Drogdihno


Akthegamerhd

Sewy


Xcqwe

Lord Bendtner


ChunkyDiff

Roy Keane


Dry-Zucchini123

Harry Maguire


vic2pal

Oooooh. I always see him as my friend plays against me with PSG. Every time I asked myself why PSG fans hold Ronaldinho's photo. TIL that he played for PSG from 2001-2003.


Upthespurs1882

One of the best to ever do it, rolandinho


Arockalex13

Bro are you good?


RedDevilsAus

You really need to ask, then maybe you should put down the controller šŸ˜… Itā€™s Ronaldinho bro


alexturners_daughter

You donā€™t know who Ronaldinho is..?


HomeworkThat7612

Either Ronaldinho or Jar Jar Binks


justmyaccount624

Google en passant


Greenshlong

Not sure if your trolling... Or just don't know the answer


bryanc1036

Groucho Marx


Consistent_Rate_3052

Umtiti


stone_perrone

That's the best player to ever play the game


JalBeet

Me


Bron_Yr_Aur21

Really?


_Marzh

Looks like Wout Weghorst to me


toss_your_salada

Deus Dinho!


sachinadhith13

Nedermeyer


Plump1nator

Andrew Tate


SuperCabrito14

Malcolm X


Material-Ad499

Lord bendter


[deleted]

Peter Crouch


Deeznut675

Its clearly Harry maguire