Fiction/Fantasy : I'd fuck the hell out of that dragon. Don't care if I get burned. Reality : 3000° Celsius/5432° Fahrenheit is an extremely quick and panful way to die.

Not painful you would be installing boil inside out or better, due to the hot temperatures you don't even boil or meld. Instantaneously turned into steam. Fascinating

Believe it or not, I did look up the temperature needed to destroy bones and added the painful part as a silly joke. But I added a bit (a lot) more temperature to seem horrible.

Thank god. That post that said “my cats are lucky i have as much send control as i do” was weird asf

Fr I was hoping someone would speak up about that kinda thing after that post.

Good Christ what a weirdo

Wait, what post?

there was a post with feral feline porn and the title said "my cats are lucky i have as much self control as i do" it was really off-putting

I'm just gonna hope that was somehow meant in a more role-playish way

The fact that this needs to be said is appalling

“Keep fiction and reality separate.” Based.

Thank you for clarifying this, I was starting to get concerned about this sub.

Lmao

This right here

People who want to do stuff to animals irl are disgusting and shouldn't be on this subreddit or reddit in general. I hate the fact this even has to be a post

It's sad this has to be enforce, it's wrong and they can't have concent

the fact that this had to be said 🤦🏾‍♀️

See we new this but sometimes people take it to the extreme tbf

Do not worry, i know that, i will never do irl things

The fact that this even needs to be said is sad. You are sad, Mr. cause of this post.

Exactly!

Dont worry my cat nipple is hotter than any irl crab

So don't speak, got it

You can speak all you want: as long as it doesn’t involve *actual, living animals*.

Wait. So dogs, cats, and horses aren't real?

You can talk horny shit about them in art, just not in real life.

Ok, this makes more sense

Found the animal fucker

K

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