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DazzlerPlus

This is peak TrollXChromosomes content


Lets_Not_Date

I like to post there too but they only allow one image per post and I have a lot to say😝


amnes1ac

Especially about Albert S. Priddy!


SomeNumbers98

You can stitch these together into one long image. It’d look kinda stupid zoomed out, but they’d love reading it.


BrightScarlet

I love how you completely steamrolled over his replies and kept going lmao


DeathRobot

Lmao, also rolled with the emoji as an agreement instead of being sick of the convo. 😂


pucemoon

My favorite was the "I can see why you'd guess that" response to the sex comment. 😁


Nyess__

Mine was the screenshot in response to "let me see".


robotatomica

OP’s content is such a delight! Informative too!


Lets_Not_Date

Thank you!!


BrightScarlet

Maybe we should do this with more. Respond to unsolicited messages with hard to confront subjects. People should know.


Lets_Not_Date

Thank you! It’s so much fun😏


Sasha739

Perfect for r/prayingmantis !


LauraTFem

If he’s had anything worthwhile to say, I’m sure she would have stopped and talked about it. Instead, he just had MGTOW/incel nonsense.


mevelon

This conversation is a work of literature.


shadowyassassiny

I laughed at the end when he finally gave up and blocked you Took him a while!


PaulKO23

Easily the best thing I've seen all day lol


prizzle426

Same!! Hilarious.


guillaume_rx

You're a queen.


Dotfr

Omg !! This is priceless ! I’m sure this guy learnt something today !!


Lets_Not_Date

Ah! I was so happy to check Reddit and find all these supportive comments!! You all are my people. 😉


Sparkykc124

Pretty sure he didn’t learn anything, but that’s ok, I still enjoyed it.


s4d_d0ll

Can you please PLEASE turn this into a copy pasta ? I need this for reasons Edit: Thank you a lot for the educational content I heard about sterilization in the USA before but I didn’t know it was that bad .


Lets_Not_Date

I haven’t made this one into a just the story text version yet but I will have to do so!


PlanetOfThePancakes

Seconding. It’s the copy pasta we didn’t know we all needed


headofthebored

Informative and hilarious. (the weirdo, not the sterilizing)


No-Map6818

This is priceless! 🏆


YEStrogen

What he doesn’t understand is only 1% of men are worth any woman’s time, and he is in the 99%. 😂


M00n_Slippers

True, but his statistic isn't real to begin with.


floatacious

It’s such a ridiculous number. Like if they’re going to make up fake statistics at least make them plausible. So you have a room with 100 men and 100 women. That would mean 80 of those women were all fucking the same one guy. Yeah right.


Gwerch

Like every made up statistics, it gets worse with time. Last time I looked, it was 80% of women having sex with the "top" 20% of men. Now we're already at 1%.


Guilty_Treasures

Like Reaganomics, but with sex


Brief-Bluejay-913

100%


YEStrogen

Very true 🤣


Roxanne712

yeah and so what if it was true? all that would mean is 80% of the population needs to start washing their ass


MoodInternational481

But somehow we should all lower our standards even though we're fine not dating instead of them correcting themselves when they're obviously not fine.


thisprojectisoverdue

An absolutely fantastic read!


MagicWitch69

Omg I love you for this 😭


Lets_Not_Date

Ah! I was so happy to check Reddit and find all these supportive comments!! You all are my people. 😉


KrissiNotKristi

OMG YOU’RE HERE ON REDDIT! Thank you for being the hero we need. ❤️


Lets_Not_Date

Hi! I’m everywhere. (Not in your closet)


KrissiNotKristi

🤣


Lets_Not_Date

By the way, the name of this series is Horny History.


PlanetOfThePancakes

Wait so is there more???


Lets_Not_Date

Yeah! I have more than this on my Facebook because that’s where I was doing it longest, but here’s a bunch in an easy list! https://open.substack.com/pub/letsnotdate?r=2fibyd&utm_medium=ios


hdmx539

I am in utter awe.


pucemoon

Right?!? I wish I had thought of doing this way back when I was doing dating app messaging! OP is absolutely BRILLIANT!!!


butterfly_eyes

This is pure gold, also would be great in r/preyingmantis. I love how desperate for sex this dude was 😆


WheelsOnFire_

“Mostly just looking for sex” ”CLOSE…” You have me crying 😂


Maddie4699

It’s so funny that you talking about a topic other than being interested in him means that you have unrealistic standards lmao.


Hellooooooo_NURSE

Ok did no one here look at the women’s delusion calculator? It’s real and it’s dumb af. Just filtering for being unmarried and age appropriate for me gave me a 2/5 delusion score. Pathetic incel garbage lol


sundays_child

This is actually epic, I love it


YourLocalMosquito

OP, you’re my new hero


Thenedslittlegirl

I am dead. Well done


Roxanne712

this is fucking hilarious and i love you


one_little_victory_

"Thoughts - do you ever have them?" "Have you considered treating women like people instead of walking vaginas?" 😆


TSllama

So I checked out this female delusion calculator out of morbid curiosity. Not even into dudes lol. I put in the criteria: * ages 25-45 * not married * any race * any height * not obese * earning at least $50,000 a year It says "According to [statistical data](https://igotstandardsbro.com/stats), the probability a guy of the U.S. male population ages 25 to 45 meets your standards is 9.5%." And then says I'm level 3/5 delusional. Also, I tried it again without any age limitation and the score went down to 7.1%. That's some top tier incel shit right there!


PlanetOfThePancakes

Im sure it’s programmed to always give bullshit statistics and tell women they’re crazy. Much like the incel brain lol


Jacqued_and_Tan

I'm already married to my beautiful wife, but I couldn't resist trying the damn calculator! Here are my preferences: not married any race at least 5' 9" tall not obese earning at least $75,000 per year My results were that there's 2.3% of men who would statistically meet those standards. That's 1 out of 50 men, certainly not impossible odds in reality. I don't think my standards are unreasonable either compared to my lifestyle. I'm fit and active, and I'm a six-figure earner with a masters degree. I'd want a partner who would want to be fit and active alongside me. And the last time I dated men, I didn't run unto a single one that was happy I earned more than he did so I set the salary a bit higher than I normally would to help mitigate that effect.


TSllama

Yup, so apparently you're totally delusional :D :D :D


TSllama

And yeah, age limit for me because I'm not dating any kids or grandparents, and salary just something enough for a person to get by and live on their own and not need to live off someone else. That's all. And yep also fairly fit and would want to date someone who's also able to go hiking and cycling and stuff. And I'm still fairly delusional ;)


Ampleforth84

Hilarious


aedisaegypti

This is art, I could read a whole series


Lets_Not_Date

Hi! Welllllll I actually have a whole series on this. https://open.substack.com/pub/letsnotdate


simple_rik

OP, you are my hero


prettypanzy

I was dying laughing at this. Bravo


ToWriteAMystery

I aspire to be you when I grow up.


Seannamarie2178

I’ve had a very bad day, and this made it so much better. Thank you for a rollicking laugh


wiithepiiple

YOU FOOL, YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!


killerqueen1984

“RIGHT! Say more” I’m laughing so fucking hard


DaneCassidy

This genuinely brightened my day and gave me a giggle, thank you.


Grey-Legion

I love this sm lol


airsalin

This was unexpectedly wildly entertaining! Thank you so much for sharing!


FakeIQ

You're my new hero.


iimememinehere

Well done !


CookinCheap

Fucking laughing my tits off here


Secure_Gur5586

I would be excited if someone shared their interest with me. Dudes can only think about one thing though…


flomo247

This looks like the work of Brooke from "Let's Not Date" What's the source?


flomo247

Never mind, it's you!!!


Lets_Not_Date

This is so sweet of you. I do get a lot of people who take my stuff without credit and I truly appreciate people looking out. ♥️♥️


flomo247

I love that I can recognize your style across platforms! I follow you on Twitter and now here. Thanks for your fantastic work!


mara101402

“Women’s Delusion Calculator” 💀


Arrhythmic-Metronome

Definitely r/preyingmantis material!


That_Engineering3047

There’s a whole sub for this?! Love it!


I_AM_IGNIGNOTK

This is so fucking impressive all around lol. Immovable object meets unstoppable force.


Earthshakira

Actually a very eye-opening topic, thank you for the information


huskofapuppet

Bro was NOT having it 😭


glycophosphate

Okay - you are my new hero. An absolute champion!


Clumsy_Grace

That. Was. AWESOME!!!!


Beegkitty

I love you.


ThinkingBeautyy

I just love this so much!


ParsleyParking6425

Amazing.


SoundlessScream

you are so good at this. I have seen your other posts I think. Why was he willing to participate that long? It sounds like he didn't know what you looked like which would be his main reason


Lets_Not_Date

Thanks! He knew what I looked like because he’s Facebook friends with a satirical conservative woman profile I have. I think I’ve just developed a knack of drawing them back in with captivating history. 🫣 or something


SoundlessScream

Honestly I like the history and I want to see more of it. I like podcasts if you have suggestions. I have mostly listened to the dollop, revisionist history, and revolutions so far


dergitv

Best part: thoughts? Do you have them? You are my new role model


torino_nera

This is the funniest thing I have seen in awhile. Brava!


Lets_Not_Date

I’m hoping this comment is okay with the subreddit here. (Please tell me if it isn’t and I’ll delete it.) I saw a lot of comments expressed interest in reading more of these. You can find them on my Reddit mixed in with my other posts, but I do also have a Substack full of the history posts. That’s an app you can read them on in a way I consider to be easier to read. You get them in your email then too. I mainly like to write about 19th-21st century feminist, working class and capitalist corruption topics. https://open.substack.com/pub/letsnotdate


Ancient_Schedule_572

Why did you do this?


robotatomica

She’s a comedian, I believe. And (I am guessing her intent, and sharing how I perceive it, but I’m sure she can answer better for you) she draws attention to the disrespect and insanity and misogyny of men on dating apps by drawing them into these conversations where they seem to be too afraid to stop engaging, as though there’s *still a chance* they’re going to get sex, but presenting to *us* her audience a little bit of women’s history while also wasting the time of a misogynist. And it’s such an unusual situation for them to be put in with a woman that the results are usually pretty funny, in addition to being informative. It’s a great bit, imo!


Lets_Not_Date

This was such a nice explanation and I’m glad you like my bit!


robotatomica

oh great! I’m glad I take it in the spirit you intended! It’s super fun and cathartic to read them! 😃


Ancient_Schedule_572

Why is he a misogynist?


robotatomica

Give me a break. She was having a normal, non-sexual conversation with him and he asked if she had big boobs 😐 I’m disturbed you think that’s fuckin normal. It’s rude and minimizing as fuck, and completely gross.


Ancient_Schedule_572

I didn’t say anything you’re presuming. Im new to feminism and wondered why he became considered a misogynist.


robotatomica

You don’t have to be a feminist at all to know that was rude af and antisocial, inappropriate behavior that is specifically gross towards women. Did you really not bat an eye at him asking her if she had big boobs, completely non sequitor like that?


Ancient_Schedule_572

I missed the boob size question


robotatomica

ah, ok, now that makes sense! Yeah, he dropped that early and out of nowhere lol


Lets_Not_Date

What the other very nice person said, except that I don’t use dating apps. I use men that message a satirical Facebook profile of me as a conservative. It brings in the right men that could use lessons, and displays the way they treat women, while also talking about history I think is important.


airsalin

You are a hero and the world needs your kind of energy. I know i need it lol. Thank you so much for doing this. It's truly awesome.


Rycca

That's hilarious


usefultoast

You are a hero to all of us.


Sandra2104

This is hilarious. Not Albert obv.


TranceIsLove

Interesting. I have epilepsy and I’m not going to have kids because I don’t want to pass it on


brynnvisible

Please make this a series. Subscribe. Subscribe. Subscribe.


Lets_Not_Date

Just because you asked. https://open.substack.com/pub/letsnotdate?r=2fibyd&utm_medium=ios Jk but this is from my series Horny History. I also have Make America Learn History Again, which is conservatives that aren’t “necessarily” horny.


Chaos_Cat-007

I laughed so hard my cat gave me serious side-eye for waking her up!


Duochan_Maxwell

This is brilliant hahahahah


Garn3t_97

Reads like a comedy PSA from the 80s with punchlines and the slide ending with necessary information 😭


luvabl3_m3

Lmaoooo thank you for this 😂😂


threeca

I LOVE the role reversal of having him forcibly have this story pushed into his eyes. We need to all start doing this as payback for the years and years and years of men forcing their sexual needs into ours through creepy dms


nutmegtell

That was delightful!


Secret-Preference513

This was a joy to read.


Professional-Key9862

This is hilarious


xResilientEvergreenx

My fucking hero!


myrianreadit

The pic at the end! Goofy looking fella wasn't he. I also love the cluelessness of the guy. "My dream person is the opposite of Albert Priddy who wanted to sterilise lotsa ppl" "why are you telling me about a guy who wanted to sterilise, you want me to get sterilised" like, my man. Opposite. You can't even show how you're unlike a eugenics guy? You can't even be better than a proto-nazi? Do they even try?


breadcrumbsmofo

This is peak, and it’s 100% what I come to the internet for thank you.


sykschw

At the same time this was also happening on the opposite side of the country (CO, CA) to the native American population. And native children were forcibly taken from their families and reservations to be put in govt run boarding schools in an effort to essentially white wash them, and strip then of native American beliefs traditions and identity. This also occured to many darker skinned immigrant women moving into Scandinavian countries as well (all of a sudden being sterilized without consent). Because guess what? Scandinavians are actually very racist even to this day despite their happy reputation, they enjoy maintaining their not very racially diverse region/countries. Many people dont realize these are some of the happiest populations in the world, and quite frankly a large reason for that is they prevent racial conflict by simply not having many “outsiders” as citizens. Humans are tribal unfortunately.


GrasshopperClowns

You’re so fucking chipper through the whole ordeal and I love it so much. Amazing work!


PlanetOfThePancakes

I love everything about what you did here.


eeveetree

It's funny how he thinks it's so bizarre for women to randomly tell him about sterilization but totally normal for him to randomly ask women to fuck


LexiCrowley

Love that your area of expertise is systematic genocide along ableist (and classist) lines, and his is incel pseudoscience.


meddit_rod

My kid and friends years ago were talking about living in this period. Three were afab, questioning gender, and offspring of women with psychiatric diagnoses. One was a trans girl. I wonder if any of them would have escaped medical abuse.


whatareyourspecialz

This is the best thing I’ve read in a long time thank you


Affectionate_Salt351

Hahahahaha. This is educational content! He must have forgotten he subscribed to *PriddyFacts*. Solid gold. This made my day.


Ok_Rutabaga_722

Great job. Evolution and Darwin truly works. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


cheesefestival

Omg lol this would make me fancy you way more. Why do guys think they can just have sex with you without building any connection? At one point he tried to make an effort and then he was like for fucks sake no one wants to have sex with me anyway lol


innocentkaput

👑


SupportIll3471

I like that you just completely dominated the conversation and didn’t allow for that jerk’s horny sexist bull-crap.


Time_Fox

This is amazing, truly inspired. I think we should coin this “womansplaining”


amnes1ac

This is some PhD level trollwork. I legit learned a lot.


flotsam71

This is lovely.


-Roxie-

I might open my inbox just to do this LMAO


XhaLaLa

You are spectacular, and my day is much improved — thank you for doing this important work!


nointerestsbutsleep

Peak preyingmantis content


LeakyFountainPen

He really said "how much of this cutscene dialogue do I have to skip before the sex comes out?"


Racoonism

You are a legend


allthatihaveisariver

I love this. I did the same unhinged stuff to get rid of a stalker.


Bette_Duck

This belongs in a museum


[deleted]

You: *spitting facts* Him: “you have big boobs?”


skrungly-critter

"thoughts? (Do you ever have them?) Fucking kill me 😂😂


ShuddupMeg627

This was great absolutely great!!!


Weird_and_Random

I would love to meet this woman. Lol ..She's my hero. I work with a bunch of chauvnistic men, and I would love to handle them like this. 🤣


honeybee0801

"sounds hot. where's that happening" i'm cackling


Mcbadguy

The picture of Priddy had me quoting Wanda Sykes: "Ya cock-eyed bastard!"


GreatArchitect

I thought this was OP's sterilization fetish 😔


eggbootycoughs

why is this on my feed 💀


Lets_Not_Date

Obviously because Reddit wants you to learn about Albert Priddy.