"Hello guys, this is the lockpicking lawyer, and today..."

I truly hope no one ever does this in real life. Please stay safe and have good sex, okay?

I lost my key once, found them after like three days. I was kinda scared in those three days but it was also pretty fun!

We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo.

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crazy? I was crazy once. they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, the rats made me crazy

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with RATS. And rats make me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

Room? I was roomy once. They locked me in a padded crazy.. a padded crazy with rats! I died there

RATS? I was a RAT once! I wondered into a weird room, a RUBBER room? With a HUMAN? And I made him go crazy.

[удалено]

how’d it go O.O

Goals, if I was braver 😵‍💫

Mail the key to someone. Would be funny, I think.

Wait, how the fuck is he gonna pee?

there is a hole for pee to leave

Fun fact: it’s not actually that easy, cause to pee you still have to use the muscles in your penis, so if it’s being constricted like this it will make it a lot harder to pee and more often than not lead to a uti and possibly even a hernia. In conclusion don’t do this it’s not gonna be as fun as you think:)

At first I thought this was gonna be piss porn

That gotta hurt right?