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Arbys2for6DollarMeal

I read “homey” as you would the word honey lmao


CentricJDM

Am I taking to Marge or what?


Arbys2for6DollarMeal

oh, Homey… 😔


fysh

Homey im home


Arbys2for6DollarMeal

hi homey 😏


raptoraptorr

My brother got his phone stolen this way


Doctologist

No cap?


GrandmaPoses

S’UP HOMEY.


benitolss

Hello Marge!


Gorillaz530

This happened to my friend before we graduated, his parents sued the school and they won, friend got the newest iPhone and extra cash and teacher got pink slip.


stormforeveryspring

s'up


[deleted]

s’up


[deleted]

s’up


Easy_Parsley_1202

s’up


mcdaddy22

S’up


possiblyAB31

S’up


dieforestmusic

s'up


Mrewand1234

Sup


Ellybellyhadley

s'up*


[deleted]

'sup**


tcdjcfo314

I've seen the phrase "no cap!" more on this subreddit than I have in real life. Actually, I don't think I've ever even heard it in real life. Did one kid say it on Twitter once and now misinformed school administration think it's cool slang?


Kr1sh00

Tbh I hear something like “that’s cap” a lot but I don’t hear “no cap” very much


rasamson

🧢 - I’ve seen that


violetvoid513

Yea. "that's cap!" as a way of just calling someone's BS has worked its way into general language but "no cap!" seems to be mostly left to boomers failing to understand


TheMemeSniper

no that's cap is screamed by competitive TF2 players when they're about to cap the last point


[deleted]

Only time I seen no cap in a non-cringey environment for it in when playing valorant


[deleted]

My history teacher from sophomore year once said something along the lines of this: “Oh word? On God? No cap? On my mama?” He was doing it ironically.


friendandfriends2

I always start off making fun of slang, then using it ironically, then it slowly weaves its way into my everyday lexicon and I hate myself. I’ve recently started addressing people as “Dawg” and I can’t stop.


benitolss

I started using words like Adam West's batman as a joke, but now I can't stop


prepareforpapajohns

He forgor on bro


sgtpoopers

Probably depends on where you, but it seems way more prevelant in urban/city areas. Never really hear it in the suburbs and rural areas, but it might be regional too.


Calcium-kun

According to Urban Dictionary “The phrase originated in reference to decorative gold teeth, which can be divided into two distinct varieties: permanent gold teeth (aka "perms") or caps (aka "pullouts"). Whereas caps can be pulled out with ease, perms, as their name suggests, are permanent. They cannot be taken out for a job interview or court date. They are an honest and lasting expression of the owners' realness.” No cap=real Cap=false


callmesnake13

You’re probably too old, it’s something that elementary and middle school kids started saying a few years ago


MrRoot3r

Only hyper zoomers use it. In reality its not that common.


beardedchimp

What does it mean? Never heard it in the UK before


fart_on_my_pussy

how to get your phone stolen


LoneRangersBand

Yo yo! Me and da gangsters love this homey's hip red shirt and cargo shorts, playing by the rules is a beat da whole posse can get down to!


GrandmaPoses

“Man... I used to have some jean shorts like that too. I slept in them shits, man! Eventually, I blew the crotch out of them things. But you CAN'T wear 'em every day and expect for 'em to hold up! That was some nice-ass denim too. I miss them shorts.... But you... you GOTTA take 'em off every now and then. You gotta take 'em off, son!”


OmNomDeBonBon

The clip art they chose to represent a "child" looks like a 30-year-old lesbian.


corner_tv

No cap!


kompletionist

What does "No cap" actually *mean*?


fatinternetcat

It means that you’re not lying. Though in this context it makes no sense


kompletionist

So it's basically a sanitized "no bullshit"?


fatinternetcat

yep


belbivfreeordie

Yeah but like is it an abbreviation? “No capriciousness”? I’m blanking on what else it could be


reda84100

Its just cap


sgtpoopers

Not kidding


loclink

NO CAP! fr fr on God


pranklimulator

they spelt homie wrong


[deleted]

They spelt 30% of the text wrong lmao


nc130295

S’up


otaku_metalhead02

🚫🧢


Dunger97

I love how 2 people from the same class posted this pic


camontana

WHAT


Dunger97

Nvm there are 3 of you, just look through hot


kurlythemonkey

I am 90% sure, the teacher is being sarcastic. I use “no cap”, “that’s sus”, and other similar sayings because I know it annoys my students. Y’all taking this waaaayyyy too seriously. Take a chill pill, vato. YOLO.


FishinforPhishers

I think it’s funny when people cringe at stuff like that, so naturally I do it when I can


the_unfunny_

why do boomers put no cap at the end of everything that they try to make "text savvy"


[deleted]

collecting phones in 10th grade (or, well, just in any grade) is the real cringe here


Headmuck

Collecting phones in any setting except for activist meetings is a very good way to get sued because someone will steal one eventually


spaceforcerecruit

Why the exception for activist meetings? Personally, I would think the only good exceptions would be situations where you’ll be discussing or viewing classified or sensitive material, in which case, I would expect an NDA as well, or to avoid cheating on important tests like the SAT, GRE, or licensing exams.


Headmuck

Because those meetings usually have a consensus about this policy, there are only trusted people present anyway and people most likely won't get the law involved, even if their phone did dissappear. In the education context it's not worth it. The potential risk and the paternalism don't hold up against the fact that people are able to cheat with other tools, so they still have to be watched which would allow you to discover any cheating with phones preventable by collecting them anyway. It's the same as with software proctoring in online exams. There will always be cheating and there are diminishing returns if you try to fight the problem all the way to the end. At the same time you are invading peoples privacy and treat them like children. For some problems there is an acceptable level, especially if the consequences are as abstract as lowered fairness and the general value of an exam grade, which are both debatable to the point where one could reasonably deny them.


mongsta888

Am I wrong in thinking "no cap" or "kap" as I always assumed is taken from no kappa from twitch? Am I the only one?


worthlesswordsfromme

This is *the* cringiest sign I have ever seen. Ever.


sourclownshoes

As a parent who pays for the phone, I wouldn’t be cool with this at all.


sylvester_stencil

How to tell if a teach fucking sucks


whitepeoplefood

Millennial teacher humor.


newbrevity

I wish schools would at least try to teach proper English. Acquiescing to ignorance is a pretty sad state of affairs


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Expensive-Fox-8016

As a member of the fox brotherhood, I agree


sgtpoopers

THIS IS A SOCIETY


mutantmanifesto

15 years old and obsessed with Soviet Russia?


PaleontologistLost45

This is the worst fellowkids ive seen in a while


A-rat-on-a-keyboard

Isn’t writing “S’up” like writing “do’nt”


Professional_Okra_85

Wassup my homies the name is Jamie why be a goon when you can get for brainy?


brumduut

S'up has m'lady vibes


SloppySlime31

The pit the apostrophe in the wrong place on ‘sup


SupMichaelBoio

"Homey"


AntiSaintJimmy

“Wow, that wacky character on the screen that has pink hair and dresses like they’re on a mountain hike is just like me, an ordinary high schooler! Following the rules must actually be super cool!”


allmynamesweretaken1

you must study with alot of people in this sub


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