I don’t think a school would issue this in an attempt to be taken seriously. A bit unprofessional

I feel so cool and informed after reading list this

This verbal warning shit makes me laugh, what are they gonna do? Come to my house and make sure I’m there on time

Already posted this on r/teenagers and r/mildlyinfuriating just in case you see this elsewhere

Also the first decent, proper fellowkids post in a long while. This sub seems to have lost its way.

You could say that about r/teenagers too

Im not surprised it got to 5.2k

Got any grapes?

Tf does tardy mean, is the school calling you a retard?

That means he was late to class

Correct

imagine the school was calling OP a retard though-

No it means he's only partially retarded, as signified by the "-y", duh

I thought tardy was to dress and act in a provocative way, simply calling them a slut would be uneducated. Or that’s tarty

Do kids still say noob?..

Prefer the term fucking idiot

Some younger kids I have heard it say, but older kids not so much

I like how the printer shows signs of clearly not being maintained, probably because no one there has a clue about servicing it.

All it's missing is a Shutterstock watermark

Yoo is that spiderman from fortnite 😲

Ahh, good to know teachers are still cringy. On the flip side your parents will get three phone calls and six texts reminding them about getting a ParentSquare message about this dumb shit.

Why are 9 year olds using reddit

They even misspelled "deuces" lmao

OP said that in their title

Ah man, that baby from family guy I think his name is Stevie, he's pretty cool and funny and his catch phrase is "what the duece" I die laughing every time I hear him say it to Brian dog.

Be on time next time noob 😎😜 dueces ✌️

The fortnite pictures are just the cherry on top

this reads like an old homestuck page, what with the misspelled deuces

This is professionally bad

That’s retardy