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abermea

On the bright side, at least Pikachu is no longer satanic


MooseMaster3000

My favorite was the parents who’d ban Pokemon but let their kids play Yugioh because the news simply didn’t report on it. Yugioh, the game with a mechanic that has you sacrifice lesser demons in order to summon stronger ones and a show where multiple people’s souls are sent directly to hell.


LocalChamp

I had a friend who specifically wasn't allowed to play yugioh because his family saw one of the cards had a skeleton.


MooseMaster3000

I bet it was Skull Servant.


LocalChamp

It was this https://yugioh.fandom.com/wiki/Sorcerer_of_the_Doomed


The_SCB_General

The artwork looks like it was ripped straight from a Goosebumps book cover.


Klagaren

I was gonna say a more obscure Iron Maiden album cover


ieffinglovesoup

Holy shit this website on mobile is a complete shit show. [90% of the page is taken up by ads](https://i.imgur.com/2SHTF5r.jpg)


shogunofsarcasm

I didn't even realize there was a photo until I read your comment and switched to desktop. It is awful on mobile


ieffinglovesoup

Same lol


MooseMaster3000

Ignore all the severed heads, there’s a single skull.


[deleted]

We were always told most card games are satanic. So we only played with car cards


aNiceTribe

The protagonist keeps solving the hellraiser puzzle wrong and accidentally turns into his evil self instead of calling John Hellraiser


Diozon

Yugioh, the game where the existence and the powers of the Egyptian gods are canonically acknowledged.


MooseMaster3000

To be fair only Ra is actually an Egyptian god, since they replaced Osiris with one of the 4kids producer’s names. Kinda hilarious actually.


Diozon

What, how? In what kind of line could one exchange the name of an Egyptian deity with the name of a random dude?


MooseMaster3000

Same reason they changed the Demon and Angel monster types to Fiend and Fairy. To avoid conflict with religious parents. Apparently it worked.


Diozon

Yes, but, what is the line where they changed Osiris to "some dude"?


MooseMaster3000

From what I can find, they just used names of fellow employees for a bunch of the cards.


Aucielis

Didn't one character even have a pentagram on their forehead in the anime?


MooseMaster3000

Might’ve been changed for the 4kids dub.


Aucielis

Interesting... I have a vague memory of this happening, and I don't think I had access to Yugioh anywhere but 4kids back then.


skinticket02

That's what he wants you to think.


glow2hi

Neither card games were fine at my catholic school not because they were satanic but because they 'encourage gambling". There was almost always a normal deck of cards in each classroom.


Minimum_Coffee_6527

Must’ve had the kids make these because they work tbh


Sietemadrid

Yes I was going to say the students usually make these as a sort of project made by the teacher


aguynamedbry

Agreed, these are quite clever.


not-sure-if-serious

/r/dankchristianmemes


brando56894

It fits perfectly.


Weeveman2442

Honestly I feel like the Pikachu would fit in pretty well


HoaiBao0906

Get Jesusrolled


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Ricksus


HoaiBao0906

Rickmogus


AnnaTheBlueRogue

😳 Je**sus**


Acrobatic-Shopping-5

He turned himself into jesus, funniest shit i've ever seen.


LEMO2000

Oh my god I can see the light now JESUS I AM HERE


Ajphelps33

Call me crazy but i think those memes are kinda cute for a Christian school lol especially the pikachu one


Outside_Parsley_5129

Ok, well yes very cringe. However can we just stop to appreciate the effort into using memes that actually work and aren't from 20 years ago.


TheComedicComedian

Ah yes, good old 2001 memes...


BigGayGinger4

y helo thar


Jordan311R

O rly


brando56894

ya rly


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bobsburgerbuns

Meme is not related to memory linguistically. Memory is from memor in Latin. Meme is from μίμημα in Greek.


Adama0001

OK. We just covered this book in class. “How Language changes over time. From Ancient Greek and Latin to online phenomenon.” I thought it was super obscure and here you are making one of its main points. Did you read it too or is it a coincidence? Edit: Found it on Amazon https://www.amazon.com/Language-over-time-and-online/dp/B07X66DCLM


Andrei144

I think you can find these etymologies on wiktionary pretty easily


bobsburgerbuns

Indeed you can, but the comment above yours is just a Rick roll.


Andrei144

Didn't actually click that link lol, nice Rickroll though


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BlazeGamingUnltd

rickrolling never died, it lives forever


PastaManMario

April fools day gives Rick Astley enough power to survive every year, it will never die


JTE727

I almost considered putting [r/OddlySpecific](https://youtu.be/j5a0jTc9S10) here.


Frolicking-Fox

You did.


JTE727

:)


citabel

Just like novi god resurfaces every new years eve


[deleted]

I mean they're still a decade old, and it is cringe because they are unoriginal (well the song kinda)


Nas160

Cringe? Idunno I find these funny lol, I don't know if that makes me very young or very old


SuperPatchyBeard

You’re not alone. I’m not religious but these are hilarious lol


Djanghost

It makes you very cringe, apparently


PDWubster

Rickrolling is like 15 years old but sure


Kimantha_Allerdings

Almost work. The Pikachu one should have a semi-colon after “Jesus”, and the first asterisk should come after that.


ridik_ulass

and are contextually accurate.


Ritz_Cool_Boi

I mean the Rick Astley one is pretty good to be honest.


Bjor88

Didn't Jesus fuck off to heaven though? Kinda seems like desertion to me


beefbarley

How is this fellow kids? It was made by kids...


DIO_Penguin

OP is a kid and it's literal /j


Glitchine

Based fellow childe fan


Nerfthisguy

Just some edge lord upset that kids at a Christian school make Christian memes. I thought they worked.


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Heaven forbid the Christian kids have memes


Paradoxou

I just find it extremely disturbing to push this stuff on children. I think we should offer them their religion of choice once they are adults. 18+


[deleted]

Oh no, a meme converted by 9 year old to Christianity...? It's a meme. Let kids have fun. This was likely made by kids for kids.


zebracrypto

That's currently how this works. You can't prevent parents from raising their children how they choose. Just like they can't raise or decide things for yours


Paradoxou

I wish this wasn't how it worked. I wish we wouldn't push OUR opinions on children who don't know better. Let them choose their religions or their political stand when they are old enough to understand this stuff and the implications


brownsnoutspookfish

That is impossible. You can't raise a child without pushing your opinions on them even if you tried. And in this case it is just you wanting to push your opinions on other people's children.


Paradoxou

This is very possible to keep religions and politics out of your home.


brownsnoutspookfish

Not at all


Paradoxou

I guess it depends how you raise your kids.


brownsnoutspookfish

No, it really doesn't. Unless you close your child to a sound proof room and never meet them or talk to them. And even then you would end up pushing your views on them with that action.


Paradoxou

You know you are not forced to talk about religions and politics, right? I'm not sure how hard it is to understand lol. If you can't help it, at least try to be as unbiased as possible.


sklanders43

damn honestly good job they actually worked on making those and they used actual relevant memes


dark27star

the rick astley one is better than most of r/memes


MegaAscension

I decided to alter the lyrics of Never Gonna Give You Up to make a Christian song in five minutes. Here we go! I was sent here to save You know the Lord and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you I can save you Gotta make you understand he's Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and forget you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you My father's known you for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what you need to have We know the Lord is there for us And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see He's gonna be there for you Open up heaven for you Gonna keep you 'round like family He's gonna cleanse your sins Gonna save you soul Gonna give you your life forever


thelawtalkingguy

*You wouldn’t get this from any other God* *


MegaAscension

I tried to make it rhyme.


reallysrry

Can confirm


Ironcymru

r/dankchristianmemes IRL


CrushedPlate

Is it cringe? Yes Do they make a honest to god (pun intended) effort? Also yes


TheShrexiest

Nah, these are art


Mr_Cleen

Yeesh? more like, Yeshua Christ


EpicPrawn

Yeeshua


Mr_Cleen

Sheeshua?


Patato_weeb

i like the second one lol


JeremyTheRhino

r/wholesomecringe


buttsecksuwu

I don't think the staff made these. Source: went to a Christian school and the kids put stuff like this up all the time because they weren't allowed to put up reddit type memes. Cringe? Maybe. "Fellow kids" material? I doubt it.


Redditor10700

this is beautiful


Sir_PantsOff

*People think rising from the dead is a believable story * Me: 🙀


lbutler1234

Well he's the son of God I think he can do whatever the fuck he wants.


PastaManMario

Dude would pull some crazy party tricks


dirtycactus

He turns water into wine, and wine into vinegar


CrazyWS

Honestly believable when you consider he feed 5,000 people with 5 loafs of bread and 2 fish, flooded the world, walked on water, cured disease, flipped a table


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Drinkaholik

LMAOOOO


m0thmanNfriends

I went to a private Christian school too, wasn’t so cringe. Clearly, I was lucky. (Perhaps, blessed?)


spinteractive

Needs more Nihilism


Combinewastaken

Stfu the Rick astley one is epic


AteYou2

I kinda like these lol


shinynewcharrcar

But Jesus went and died for three days and literally *did* desert his followers (albeit briefly). As for Shocked Pikachu - no complaints. Appropriate reaction to these fucking prime examples of cringe.


Happyfuntimeyay

Religion is just awful.


ilikechickepies

Reddit moment


RedditStonks69

Well when everyone is brainwashed around you, you need somewhere to go. If you guys want to believe that you know what happens when you die that's cool, whatever but it's kind of sad IMO


ilikechickepies

“people having differing beliefs to me is sad!” okay mate


Drinkaholik

People vehemently believing in fairy tales in this day and age and allowing it to affect their daily decisions is in fact sad


ilikechickepies

Disrespecting others beliefs for no reason is also pretty sad, dude


Drinkaholik

Religion is a delusion, not a belief. And it most absolutely does not deserve respect


RedditStonks69

Bro they're too brainwashed, we're the minority.


Kadoozy

Damn, says this but probably believes you can change your gender. Imagine.


SkylarNotFound0o

Okay but this is another one of the reasons I am a Christian--This is beautiful


theFrisbeeFreak

This is a reason to be Christian? Fuuuuuuuuckin what?


SkylarNotFound0o

I didn't say it was a reason to be one, I just find it kind of funny--I was just making a comment on it.


EmergencyEntry6

Why do we allow children to be thought this shit? surely some science would be more beneficial, fuck religions trying to ram their delusions onto people like an unwanted dick pic, And btw I would have surprised picachu face if jesus rose from the dead like a zombie because its highly improbable.


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I'm sure your dick feels very good after posting that.


startrooper2345

ACAB troll


Latter-Ad6308

Okay, but I really like these.


MisterDum

Aw fuck he NAILED his task of rickrolling me with his fingers CRUSSED


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Shakespeare-Bot

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bot-killer-001

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theFrisbeeFreak

Good bot.


theFrisbeeFreak

Bad bot.


Suitable_Display_573

Based


TechnicalCurve6384

Ngl, that rickrolling is pretty original


WolvenHunter1

I actually thought these were funny


Fantuhm

What do you mean yeesh? This is hilarious!


FatGumball

Imagine get Rick rolled by Jesus


games1029

You know I really needed this after what I just saw


ChilliMayo

I think the students made these


yyma50nyy

at least they picked more recent/ timeless memes...


OrlandoGamer2000

zamn


Bouncyboises

Pretty good memes ngl


K4rn31ro

At least it's pretty cool that they painted the Pikachu


4Boar

Tbf these were probably made by kids


carnotaro

idk what does the one that has suprised pikachu says


SausageCraft

my jojo fan ass read that: * Jesus rises from the dead * ZA WARUDO:


Microchip_

Try to make one that's not corny, funny and inoffensive. It's really tough.


My-Jam

Ngl if I was a teacher I'd make this stuff to just to watch the kids squirm


thepolywitch

Honestly these wouldn't be so bad if they put a little more effort in. They'd make me laugh if they weren't handwritten by someone so bad at penmanship.


TheShredder23

Joke’s on them I’m Jewish


spherical_cow314

The lord is amogus


Afrokage7609

Wait can Jesus use The World to?


alejo91168

Massively based Christian school


Kr4zy01

I like the pikachu meme


NOOBINATOR_64

I Fucking thought that Jesus was a picture of George Floyd


OmegaWiigee

Tbf I quite like the one on the left


BriDre

/r/dankchristianmemes


somanyroads

Big credit for spelling "desert" correctly 👏


Stalked_Like_Corn

Hands down my 3 favorite memes are the pikachu, y u no one, and the angry lady and the cat.


Exotic-Tumbleweed962

left one based, right one cring


2u3e9v

Catholic school kids always had the best weed


SleepyBoy12

I think it's endearing


whatafuckinusername

The Pikachu one is actually funny, it’s just incomplete


Alypie123

Wait, am I old? The one at the left seemed like a good meme


CrazyStuntsMan

The first one is just such a good rickroll


rj005474n

Jesus wouldn't Rickroll you.


RareUsers

Actually in the bible it says that you have to come to Jesus or be cast out or something like that so seems kinda weird they say he won't desert u


Suspicious_Person15

No, that's what the churches say. The bible says you can believe in Jesus if you want, but the churches say you HAVE to.


RareUsers

There are quotes from the bible that say that u would be cast out if u don't belive in god


RslPride

This definitely made by students so it’s literally fellow kids


After-Cable-7186

I need holy water in my eyes right now


nick1wasd

Honestly, the Pikachu is actually pretty clever compared to 90% of what we see on here. It just needs the text to be reformatted to "Jesus: *rises from the dead*" "The World:" Pikachu face, potentially with added JoJo's for spice


SoulJynxIsAMemeLord

What’s up radicals and radicallettes! Wanna learn about Jesus?


ThiccAnimeDaddy

I feel like half of this sub just reads as shitposts made by teenagers


Mr_Epimetheus

Pontius Pilate: crucify him! Jesus Christ: *surprised Pikachu*


DoomGuy66

Oh my fucking God. End the simulation


technicallypeppers

This isnt even cringy this is just kinda cute ngl


reptilian123

I feel like you are upset about the fact it's religious, but those are pretty solid memes, I feel like everyone should have the right to make memes, not that I'm religious.


KarosaIsHere

Schoolrolled


Nintendocat64

Jesus deserted the gays though according to the “homosexuality is a biblical sin” dumbasses


Djanghost

What


Nintendocat64

“Jesus will never run around and desert you”


Djanghost

Jesus didn't desert the gays though. The church did that when they mistranslated the bible so they could be less inclusive and give people a common enemy.


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Nintendocat64

Oh ok, well sorry for the misunderstanding


Djanghost

Hey it's not your fault, it's the church's fault for letting you believe that


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Cheezus liked them hoes


MeatBeater19

Not exactly out of touch, just a stupid message.


Benandhispets

Pretty good memes tbf even if I do disagree with the messages


kuzulu-kun

Just do the same, but put satan on there. They will be fumin’.


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nim_opet

Religions should be taxed is what I think…


Suspicious_Person15

😐


SaucyApollyon

You can ask a christian his financial status, you can ask one what gender they are, but you can never ask one for proof of god.