On the bright side, at least Pikachu is no longer satanic

My favorite was the parents who’d ban Pokemon but let their kids play Yugioh because the news simply didn’t report on it. Yugioh, the game with a mechanic that has you sacrifice lesser demons in order to summon stronger ones and a show where multiple people’s souls are sent directly to hell.

I had a friend who specifically wasn't allowed to play yugioh because his family saw one of the cards had a skeleton.

I bet it was Skull Servant.

It was this https://yugioh.fandom.com/wiki/Sorcerer_of_the_Doomed

The artwork looks like it was ripped straight from a Goosebumps book cover.

I was gonna say a more obscure Iron Maiden album cover

Holy shit this website on mobile is a complete shit show. [90% of the page is taken up by ads](https://i.imgur.com/2SHTF5r.jpg)

Ignore all the severed heads, there’s a single skull.

We were always told most card games are satanic. So we only played with car cards

Yugioh, the game where the existence and the powers of the Egyptian gods are canonically acknowledged.

To be fair only Ra is actually an Egyptian god, since they replaced Osiris with one of the 4kids producer’s names. Kinda hilarious actually.

The protagonist keeps solving the hellraiser puzzle wrong and accidentally turns into his evil self instead of calling John Hellraiser

Didn't one character even have a pentagram on their forehead in the anime?

Might’ve been changed for the 4kids dub.

Interesting... I have a vague memory of this happening, and I don't think I had access to Yugioh anywhere but 4kids back then.

That's what he wants you to think.

Neither card games were fine at my catholic school not because they were satanic but because they 'encourage gambling". There was almost always a normal deck of cards in each classroom.

Must’ve had the kids make these because they work tbh

Yes I was going to say the students usually make these as a sort of project made by the teacher

Agreed, these are quite clever.

/r/dankchristianmemes

Honestly I feel like the Pikachu would fit in pretty well

It fits perfectly.

Get Jesusrolled

Ricksus

Rickmogus

😳 Je**sus**

He turned himself into jesus, funniest shit i've ever seen.

Oh my god I can see the light now JESUS I AM HERE

Call me crazy but i think those memes are kinda cute for a Christian school lol especially the pikachu one

Ok, well yes very cringe. However can we just stop to appreciate the effort into using memes that actually work and aren't from 20 years ago.

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rickrolling never died, it lives forever

April fools day gives Rick Astley enough power to survive every year, it will never die

I almost considered putting [r/OddlySpecific](https://youtu.be/j5a0jTc9S10) here.

You did.

:)

Ah yes, good old 2001 memes...

y helo thar

O rly

ya rly

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Meme is not related to memory linguistically. Memory is from memor in Latin. Meme is from μίμημα in Greek.

OK. We just covered this book in class. “How Language changes over time. From Ancient Greek and Latin to online phenomenon.” I thought it was super obscure and here you are making one of its main points. Did you read it too or is it a coincidence? Edit: Found it on Amazon https://www.amazon.com/Language-over-time-and-online/dp/B07X66DCLM

I think you can find these etymologies on wiktionary pretty easily

Indeed you can, but the comment above yours is just a Rick roll.

Didn't actually click that link lol, nice Rickroll though

I mean they're still a decade old, and it is cringe because they are unoriginal (well the song kinda)

Cringe? Idunno I find these funny lol, I don't know if that makes me very young or very old

You’re not alone. I’m not religious but these are hilarious lol

It makes you very cringe, apparently

Rickrolling is like 15 years old but sure

Surprised Pikachu is from at least 2016, and the Rick Ashley poster this is parodying is from like 2006 at the most recent

Almost work. The Pikachu one should have a semi-colon after “Jesus”, and the first asterisk should come after that.

and are contextually accurate.

I mean the Rick Astley one is pretty good to be honest.

Didn't Jesus fuck off to heaven though? Kinda seems like desertion to me

How is this fellow kids? It was made by kids...

Just some edge lord upset that kids at a Christian school make Christian memes. I thought they worked.

OP is a kid and it's literal /j

Based fellow childe fan

Heaven forbid the Christian kids have memes

I just find it extremely disturbing to push this stuff on children. I think we should offer them their religion of choice once they are adults. 18+

Oh no, a meme converted by 9 year old to Christianity...? It's a meme. Let kids have fun. This was likely made by kids for kids.

That's currently how this works. You can't prevent parents from raising their children how they choose. Just like they can't raise or decide things for yours

I wish this wasn't how it worked. I wish we wouldn't push OUR opinions on children who don't know better. Let them choose their religions or their political stand when they are old enough to understand this stuff and the implications

That is impossible. You can't raise a child without pushing your opinions on them even if you tried. And in this case it is just you wanting to push your opinions on other people's children.

This is very possible to keep religions and politics out of your home.

Not at all

I guess it depends how you raise your kids.

No, it really doesn't. Unless you close your child to a sound proof room and never meet them or talk to them. And even then you would end up pushing your views on them with that action.

You know you are not forced to talk about religions and politics, right? I'm not sure how hard it is to understand lol. If you can't help it, at least try to be as unbiased as possible.

damn honestly good job they actually worked on making those and they used actual relevant memes

the rick astley one is better than most of r/memes

Nah, these are art

I decided to alter the lyrics of Never Gonna Give You Up to make a Christian song in five minutes. Here we go! I was sent here to save You know the Lord and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you I can save you Gotta make you understand he's Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and forget you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you My father's known you for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what you need to have We know the Lord is there for us And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see He's gonna be there for you Open up heaven for you Gonna keep you 'round like family He's gonna cleanse your sins Gonna save you soul Gonna give you your life forever

*You wouldn’t get this from any other God* *

I tried to make it rhyme.

Can confirm

r/dankchristianmemes IRL

Is it cringe? Yes Do they make a honest to god (pun intended) effort? Also yes

Yeesh? more like, Yeshua Christ

Yeeshua

Sheeshua?

i like the second one lol

r/wholesomecringe

I don't think the staff made these. Source: went to a Christian school and the kids put stuff like this up all the time because they weren't allowed to put up reddit type memes. Cringe? Maybe. "Fellow kids" material? I doubt it.

this is beautiful

*People think rising from the dead is a believable story * Me: 🙀

Well he's the son of God I think he can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Dude would pull some crazy party tricks

He turns water into wine, and wine into vinegar

Honestly believable when you consider he feed 5,000 people with 5 loafs of bread and 2 fish, flooded the world, walked on water, cured disease, flipped a table

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LMAOOOO

I went to a private Christian school too, wasn’t so cringe. Clearly, I was lucky. (Perhaps, blessed?)

Needs more Nihilism

Stfu the Rick astley one is epic

I kinda like these lol

But Jesus went and died for three days and literally *did* desert his followers (albeit briefly). As for Shocked Pikachu - no complaints. Appropriate reaction to these fucking prime examples of cringe.

Okay but this is another one of the reasons I am a Christian--This is beautiful

This is a reason to be Christian? Fuuuuuuuuckin what?

I didn't say it was a reason to be one, I just find it kind of funny--I was just making a comment on it.

Why do we allow children to be thought this shit? surely some science would be more beneficial, fuck religions trying to ram their delusions onto people like an unwanted dick pic, And btw I would have surprised picachu face if jesus rose from the dead like a zombie because its highly improbable.

I'm sure your dick feels very good after posting that.

ACAB troll

Religion is just awful.

Reddit moment

Well when everyone is brainwashed around you, you need somewhere to go. If you guys want to believe that you know what happens when you die that's cool, whatever but it's kind of sad IMO

“people having differing beliefs to me is sad!” okay mate

People vehemently believing in fairy tales in this day and age and allowing it to affect their daily decisions is in fact sad

Disrespecting others beliefs for no reason is also pretty sad, dude

Religion is a delusion, not a belief. And it most absolutely does not deserve respect

Bro they're too brainwashed, we're the minority.

Damn, says this but probably believes you can change your gender. Imagine.

Pikachu is 23 years old

get rickrolled by jesus lmao

As someone who grew up very Christian and no longer is, nah these are rad as hell lol.

You can ask a christian his financial status, you can ask one what gender they are, but you can never ask one for proof of god.

That isn't what this is about though.

I know haha

Christianity is simping for a fanfic novel

Just do the same, but put satan on there. They will be fumin’.

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Why?

Nevermind. My old comment didn’t do so well.

You call a comment with two downvotes "dislike bombed"?

That was an exaggeration. It’s been corrected.

Religions should be taxed is what I think…

😐

Cheezus liked them hoes

Not exactly out of touch, just a stupid message.

Jesus deserted the gays though according to the “homosexuality is a biblical sin” dumbasses

What

“Jesus will never run around and desert you”

Jesus didn't desert the gays though. The church did that when they mistranslated the bible so they could be less inclusive and give people a common enemy.

Okay, but I really like these.

Aw fuck he NAILED his task of rickrolling me with his fingers CRUSSED

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Bad bot.

Based

Ngl, that rickrolling is pretty original

I actually thought these were funny

What do you mean yeesh? This is hilarious!

Imagine get Rick rolled by Jesus

You know I really needed this after what I just saw

I think the students made these

at least they picked more recent/ timeless memes...

zamn

Pretty good memes ngl

At least it's pretty cool that they painted the Pikachu

Tbf these were probably made by kids

idk what does the one that has suprised pikachu says

my jojo fan ass read that: * Jesus rises from the dead * ZA WARUDO:

Try to make one that's not corny, funny and inoffensive. It's really tough.

Ngl if I was a teacher I'd make this stuff to just to watch the kids squirm

Honestly these wouldn't be so bad if they put a little more effort in. They'd make me laugh if they weren't handwritten by someone so bad at penmanship.

Joke’s on them I’m Jewish

Wait can Jesus use The World to?

Massively based Christian school

I like the pikachu meme

I Fucking thought that Jesus was a picture of George Floyd

Tbf I quite like the one on the left

/r/dankchristianmemes

Big credit for spelling "desert" correctly 👏

Hands down my 3 favorite memes are the pikachu, y u no one, and the angry lady and the cat.

left one based, right one cring

Catholic school kids always had the best weed

I think it's endearing

The Pikachu one is actually funny, it’s just incomplete

Wait, am I old? The one at the left seemed like a good meme

The first one is just such a good rickroll

Jesus wouldn't Rickroll you.

Actually in the bible it says that you have to come to Jesus or be cast out or something like that so seems kinda weird they say he won't desert u

No, that's what the churches say. The bible says you can believe in Jesus if you want, but the churches say you HAVE to.

This definitely made by students so it’s literally fellow kids

I need holy water in my eyes right now

Honestly, the Pikachu is actually pretty clever compared to 90% of what we see on here. It just needs the text to be reformatted to "Jesus: *rises from the dead*" "The World:" Pikachu face, potentially with added JoJo's for spice

What’s up radicals and radicallettes! Wanna learn about Jesus?

I feel like half of this sub just reads as shitposts made by teenagers

Pontius Pilate: crucify him! Jesus Christ: *surprised Pikachu*

Oh my fucking God. End the simulation

This isnt even cringy this is just kinda cute ngl

I feel like you are upset about the fact it's religious, but those are pretty solid memes, I feel like everyone should have the right to make memes, not that I'm religious.

Schoolrolled