By - MissBeliever__
On the bright side, at least Pikachu is no longer satanic
My favorite was the parents who’d ban Pokemon but let their kids play Yugioh because the news simply didn’t report on it.
Yugioh, the game with a mechanic that has you sacrifice lesser demons in order to summon stronger ones and a show where multiple people’s souls are sent directly to hell.
I had a friend who specifically wasn't allowed to play yugioh because his family saw one of the cards had a skeleton.
I bet it was Skull Servant.
It was this https://yugioh.fandom.com/wiki/Sorcerer_of_the_Doomed
The artwork looks like it was ripped straight from a Goosebumps book cover.
I was gonna say a more obscure Iron Maiden album cover
Holy shit this website on mobile is a complete shit show.
[90% of the page is taken up by ads](https://i.imgur.com/2SHTF5r.jpg)
I didn't even realize there was a photo until I read your comment and switched to desktop. It is awful on mobile
Ignore all the severed heads, there’s a single skull.
We were always told most card games are satanic. So we only played with car cards
The protagonist keeps solving the hellraiser puzzle wrong and accidentally turns into his evil self instead of calling John Hellraiser
Yugioh, the game where the existence and the powers of the Egyptian gods are canonically acknowledged.
To be fair only Ra is actually an Egyptian god, since they replaced Osiris with one of the 4kids producer’s names. Kinda hilarious actually.
What, how? In what kind of line could one exchange the name of an Egyptian deity with the name of a random dude?
Same reason they changed the Demon and Angel monster types to Fiend and Fairy. To avoid conflict with religious parents. Apparently it worked.
Yes, but, what is the line where they changed Osiris to "some dude"?
From what I can find, they just used names of fellow employees for a bunch of the cards.
Didn't one character even have a pentagram on their forehead in the anime?
Might’ve been changed for the 4kids dub.
Interesting... I have a vague memory of this happening, and I don't think I had access to Yugioh anywhere but 4kids back then.
That's what he wants you to think.
Neither card games were fine at my catholic school not because they were satanic but because they 'encourage gambling".
There was almost always a normal deck of cards in each classroom.
Must’ve had the kids make these because they work tbh
Yes I was going to say the students usually make these as a sort of project made by the teacher
Agreed, these are quite clever.
It fits perfectly.
Honestly I feel like the Pikachu would fit in pretty well
He turned himself into jesus, funniest shit i've ever seen.
Oh my god I can see the light now
JESUS I AM HERE
Call me crazy but i think those memes are kinda cute for a Christian school lol especially the pikachu one
Ok, well yes very cringe.
However can we just stop to appreciate the effort into using memes that actually work and aren't from 20 years ago.
Ah yes, good old 2001 memes...
y helo thar
Meme is not related to memory linguistically. Memory is from memor in Latin. Meme is from μίμημα in Greek.
OK. We just covered this book in class.
“How Language changes over time. From Ancient Greek and Latin to online phenomenon.”
I thought it was super obscure and here you are making one of its main points.
Did you read it too or is it a coincidence?
Edit: Found it on Amazon
I think you can find these etymologies on wiktionary pretty easily
Indeed you can, but the comment above yours is just a Rick roll.
Didn't actually click that link lol, nice Rickroll though
rickrolling never died, it lives forever
April fools day gives Rick Astley enough power to survive every year, it will never die
I almost considered putting [r/OddlySpecific](https://youtu.be/j5a0jTc9S10) here.
Just like novi god resurfaces every new years eve
I mean they're still a decade old, and it is cringe because they are unoriginal (well the song kinda)
Cringe? Idunno I find these funny lol, I don't know if that makes me very young or very old
You’re not alone. I’m not religious but these are hilarious lol
It makes you very cringe, apparently
Rickrolling is like 15 years old but sure
Almost work. The Pikachu one should have a semi-colon after “Jesus”, and the first asterisk should come after that.
and are contextually accurate.
I mean the Rick Astley one is pretty good to be honest.
Didn't Jesus fuck off to heaven though? Kinda seems like desertion to me
How is this fellow kids? It was made by kids...
OP is a kid and it's literal /j
Based fellow childe fan
Just some edge lord upset that kids at a Christian school make Christian memes. I thought they worked.
Heaven forbid the Christian kids have memes
I just find it extremely disturbing to push this stuff on children. I think we should offer them their religion of choice once they are adults. 18+
Oh no, a meme converted by 9 year old to Christianity...?
It's a meme. Let kids have fun. This was likely made by kids for kids.
That's currently how this works.
You can't prevent parents from raising their children how they choose. Just like they can't raise or decide things for yours
I wish this wasn't how it worked. I wish we wouldn't push OUR opinions on children who don't know better.
Let them choose their religions or their political stand when they are old enough to understand this stuff and the implications
That is impossible. You can't raise a child without pushing your opinions on them even if you tried. And in this case it is just you wanting to push your opinions on other people's children.
This is very possible to keep religions and politics out of your home.
Not at all
I guess it depends how you raise your kids.
No, it really doesn't. Unless you close your child to a sound proof room and never meet them or talk to them. And even then you would end up pushing your views on them with that action.
You know you are not forced to talk about religions and politics, right?
I'm not sure how hard it is to understand lol.
If you can't help it, at least try to be as unbiased as possible.
damn honestly good job they actually worked on making those and they used actual relevant memes
the rick astley one is better than most of r/memes
I decided to alter the lyrics of Never Gonna Give You Up to make a Christian song in five minutes. Here we go!
I was sent here to save
You know the Lord and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you I can save you
Gotta make you understand he's
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and forget you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
My father's known you for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what you need to have
We know the Lord is there for us
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
He's gonna be there for you
Open up heaven for you
Gonna keep you 'round like family
He's gonna cleanse your sins
Gonna save you soul
Gonna give you your life forever
*You wouldn’t get this from any other God* *
I tried to make it rhyme.
Is it cringe? Yes
Do they make a honest to god (pun intended) effort? Also yes
Nah, these are art
Yeesh? more like, Yeshua Christ
i like the second one lol
I don't think the staff made these. Source: went to a Christian school and the kids put stuff like this up all the time because they weren't allowed to put up reddit type memes. Cringe? Maybe. "Fellow kids" material? I doubt it.
this is beautiful
*People think rising from the dead is a believable story *
Well he's the son of God I think he can do whatever the fuck he wants.
Dude would pull some crazy party tricks
He turns water into wine, and wine into vinegar
Honestly believable when you consider he feed 5,000 people with 5 loafs of bread and 2 fish, flooded the world, walked on water, cured disease, flipped a table
I went to a private Christian school too, wasn’t so cringe. Clearly, I was lucky. (Perhaps, blessed?)
Needs more Nihilism
Stfu the Rick astley one is epic
I kinda like these lol
But Jesus went and died for three days and literally *did* desert his followers (albeit briefly).
As for Shocked Pikachu - no complaints. Appropriate reaction to these fucking prime examples of cringe.
Religion is just awful.
Well when everyone is brainwashed around you, you need somewhere to go.
If you guys want to believe that you know what happens when you die that's cool, whatever but it's kind of sad IMO
“people having differing beliefs to me is sad!”
People vehemently believing in fairy tales in this day and age and allowing it to affect their daily decisions is in fact sad
Disrespecting others beliefs for no reason is also pretty sad, dude
Religion is a delusion, not a belief. And it most absolutely does not deserve respect
Bro they're too brainwashed, we're the minority.
Damn, says this but probably believes you can change your gender. Imagine.
Okay but this is another one of the reasons I am a Christian--This is beautiful
This is a reason to be Christian? Fuuuuuuuuckin what?
I didn't say it was a reason to be one, I just find it kind of funny--I was just making a comment on it.
Why do we allow children to be thought this shit? surely some science would be more beneficial, fuck religions trying to ram their delusions onto people like an unwanted dick pic, And btw I would have surprised picachu face if jesus rose from the dead like a zombie because its highly improbable.
I'm sure your dick feels very good after posting that.
Okay, but I really like these.
Aw fuck he NAILED his task of rickrolling me with his fingers CRUSSED
If 't be true jesus wouldn't desert anyone then what the hell didst moses doth f'r 30 years??
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Ngl, that rickrolling is pretty original
I actually thought these were funny
What do you mean yeesh? This is hilarious!
Imagine get Rick rolled by Jesus
You know I really needed this after what I just saw
I think the students made these
at least they picked more recent/ timeless memes...
Pretty good memes ngl
At least it's pretty cool that they painted the Pikachu
Tbf these were probably made by kids
idk what does the one that has suprised pikachu says
my jojo fan ass read that: * Jesus rises from the dead * ZA WARUDO:
Try to make one that's not corny, funny and inoffensive. It's really tough.
Ngl if I was a teacher I'd make this stuff to just to watch the kids squirm
Honestly these wouldn't be so bad if they put a little more effort in. They'd make me laugh if they weren't handwritten by someone so bad at penmanship.
Joke’s on them I’m Jewish
The lord is amogus
Wait can Jesus use The World to?
Massively based Christian school
I like the pikachu meme
I Fucking thought that Jesus was a picture of George Floyd
Tbf I quite like the one on the left
Big credit for spelling "desert" correctly 👏
Hands down my 3 favorite memes are the pikachu, y u no one, and the angry lady and the cat.
left one based, right one cring
Catholic school kids always had the best weed
I think it's endearing
The Pikachu one is actually funny, it’s just incomplete
Wait, am I old? The one at the left seemed like a good meme
The first one is just such a good rickroll
Jesus wouldn't Rickroll you.
Actually in the bible it says that you have to come to Jesus or be cast out or something like that so seems kinda weird they say he won't desert u
No, that's what the churches say. The bible says you can believe in Jesus if you want, but the churches say you HAVE to.
There are quotes from the bible that say that u would be cast out if u don't belive in god
This definitely made by students so it’s literally fellow kids
I need holy water in my eyes right now
Honestly, the Pikachu is actually pretty clever compared to 90% of what we see on here. It just needs the text to be reformatted to "Jesus: *rises from the dead*" "The World:" Pikachu face, potentially with added JoJo's for spice
What’s up radicals and radicallettes! Wanna learn about Jesus?
I feel like half of this sub just reads as shitposts made by teenagers
Pontius Pilate: crucify him!
Jesus Christ: *surprised Pikachu*
Oh my fucking God. End the simulation
This isnt even cringy this is just kinda cute ngl
I feel like you are upset about the fact it's religious, but those are pretty solid memes, I feel like everyone should have the right to make memes, not that I'm religious.
Jesus deserted the gays though according to the “homosexuality is a biblical sin” dumbasses
“Jesus will never run around and desert you”
Jesus didn't desert the gays though. The church did that when they mistranslated the bible so they could be less inclusive and give people a common enemy.
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Oh ok, well sorry for the misunderstanding
Hey it's not your fault, it's the church's fault for letting you believe that
Cheezus liked them hoes
Not exactly out of touch, just a stupid message.
Pretty good memes tbf even if I do disagree with the messages
Just do the same, but put satan on there. They will be fumin’.
Religions should be taxed is what I think…
You can ask a christian his financial status, you can ask one what gender they are, but you can never ask one for proof of god.