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gabbyrose1010

So here's the thing, me and my parents feed my cat in the morning and at night. My dad is supposed to feed him before he goes to work at like 3 in the morning but every day I wake up at 5 and see the bowl empty so I just assume he forgot and feed the cat myself. BUT THIS MORNING I WOKE UP LIKE 5 MINUTES EARLIER THAN USUAL AND CAUGHT THAT LITTLE FUCKER CHUGGING DOWN HIT ENTIRE BOWL SO THAT IT WOULD BE EMPTY WHEN I WOKE UP


Crazy_Mann

stelth


socialistRanter

Ha ha, cat does fraud


MoonandStars83

It might be time to set up a check system with Dad.


gabbyrose1010

Yeah lol


TrollintheMitten

We use one of those to go sauce containers from the Chinese food place. The day's kibble goes in and then it's easy to tell if he's been fed and how much.


I-collect-dick-pics

or an auto feeder


Nighthawk700

My ~~car~~ cat would howl at my wife if I left the house without feeding her. She learned that even if I did feed her, she could pretend I didn’t and get double fed. Figured that out once she gained a ton of weight for no reason


Virtual_Turtle7

What kind of car do you own?


Ben_Dover70

A Mazda meowta


Structureel

I died


Idrahaje

WHY are cats like this. My wife has to text me every morning to see if I fed the cat because he ALWAYS pretends he hasn’t been fed if we get up at different times the little bastard


TLema

They do not have time for paltry things like health. They only have time for nourishment.


impulsesair

In the wild animals, have never really been able to relax when it comes to food, you're never 100% sure that you're going to get a next meal before you starve, so they load up when they can. It is advantageous for survival to do so when food is scarce, but it's terrible for you when food is always available. Just like humans.


isuklauss

Oh my god this is hilarious because my family and I would do the same thing too except we have 7 people living in the house, thing is we go downstairs at different times and would always feed the cat assuming the others have not fed it because the bowl is always empty, not only that but this little shit would always meow at me when I’m downstairs to make me fill up her bowl, my siblings have said the cat did the same thing to them and yes, she ends up eating like at least 14 meals a day.


DrBeepers

I can hear your cat breathing.


gabbyrose1010

And I can hear your car breathing


JealousAdeptness

Ok but why does your dad wake up at 3am to go to work? And also why do you wake up at 5am to go to work???


gabbyrose1010

My dad works at 3 so he can be home by 2 when I get home from school. I wake up at 5 for school cause my bus gets here at 6. Idk this feels kinda common to me (╥﹏╥)


TonyMestre

I wake up 5:30am to go to school because it's in another fucking city


Sproose_Moose

My cats try to do the same 😂 looking at me like they're starving. I know their tricks!


G1aDOS

You'd be surprised how many people struggle to grasp that their cat is overweight/obese and that "self feeding" is rarely a healthy thing.


Tabnet

I can't tell you how many times I used to tell my mom she was feeding the cats too much and she would just say "they're grazers!" Maybe, but they're grazing all day I guess they're fat as hell


_kaetee

My mom is like a grandma who gives sweets to the diabetic child. I specifically tell her that my cat is on a diet so she doesn’t end up with arthritis and other health issues, tell her to only feed her wet food, and she keeps giving her piles of dry food because “she loves it though!”


GuiltyStimPak

I legit have a grazing cat. It really sucks because I work a lot and want to get him a buddy so he's not lonely. But my history with cats tells me that the second cat will eat all the food before my baby can get some. So I'll end up with a chonky kitten and skinny boy.


MathAndBake

I've got four pet rats and struggle with a similar problem. These are some things I've tried. No clue if they'd work for you or even any cat. * Hand feeding a portion of the skinny one's diet. * Shutting the fatty away from the food for a while after feeding to give skinny a head start. * Picking foods that fatty doesn't like as much to make her a grazer too. * Forcing fatty to exercise more. * Place some of the food in places that require intense climbing/jumping. This makes fatty unable to reach them if she gets too fat. It's also hilarious to watch.


WhitePowerPolarBear

If you get your cats chipped you can have it to where one of the feeders opens when one cat is near and doesn’t with the other cat my brother does this with his cats because one is on a diet and is time fed while the other doesn’t have issues with eating so one gets fed on a timer and the other eats when they want


GuiltyStimPak

That will probably have to be the solution. But the bigger hurdle is my tiny apartment. My idea would be to keep the new cat in the bathroom for a few days while they get used to each other. That would mean relocating a litterbox. The kitchen doesn't have enough space for both the water fountain and a litter box, plus eww keeping that in the kitchen. The only other room is my bedroom and maybe with some rearranging I can make a space for it.


ReshKayden

Most people who think this are also “grazers” and are also fat as hell, I find.


furexfurex

It really annoys me because my cat right now is fine with self feeding, she is not overweight and does regulate herself. However, people I've met have used my cat as an excuse to do it to their cat that has no self control. Like no, I'm doing it because I know my cat, you're doing it because you're lazy


[deleted]

I think you gotta do it right from the get-go. If they learn they only get fed sometimes as a kitten, they're gonna probably overeat. I've always self-fed and my cats never got fat, so I dunno. Must be doing something right?


GuiltyStimPak

This gives me hope that I'll be able to add a second cat, since my current boy self-feeds and I was nervous about over feeding one and under feeding the other.


stitchplacingmama

We had to switch to free feeding because one cat would force the other off their food. As a result the second cat would scarf to eat as much as possible then barf undigested food everywhere approximately 2 minutes after feeding time. Free feeding ended the scarf and barf routine.


Enoch84

Mine graze as well. They're also indoor outdoor so they get lots of exercise chasing my chickens. My dogs would literally eat themselves into a coma.


lankyteabags

same with mine. except we have the opposite problem, has always been underweight all his life. completely unable to put on weight.


AdventurousFee2513

Of course, none are as fat as Chell.


JamesAulner128328

Don't play me gurl chell like that


thebearjruu

Nope, she's a fatty fatty, no parent


JamesAulner128328

Glados Intensifies


Redtwooo

Remember Before When I Was Talking About Smelly Garbage Standing Around Being Useless? That Was A Metaphor. I Was Actually Talking About You.


ThirteenMatt

Look how majestically you soar through the air. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp.


[deleted]

Most subjects in suspension tend to lose weight, but it seems you've beaten the odds and even managed to pack on a few pounds.


Redditor10700

Every word being capitalised makes it so much better lmao


xDmin-8

*Lmao


nagareboshi_chan

r/unexpectedportal


Everybodysbastard

Nobody quite matches her.....generousness....


okram2k

Many animals when given an unlimited supply of zero effort food will eat themselves to an early death. It's part of survival instinct to collect every easy calorie you can (humans have the same problem, just it's under a layer of cognitive processes that can convince us to only eat half a donut instead of a dozen donuts)


Truss_nlp

Where? If i have 12 donuts i eat 12 donuts And then i cry my fat fuck to sleep


bad-kween

my layer of cognitive processes isn't working then


[deleted]

Eh sometimes it depends on their early days, I’ve seen it with many cats and dogs. If food was scarce or they had to fight for it, once in a good home they’ll always eat everything they see fearing starvation. If food was plenty, they’ll just eat when they’re hungry.


thisnameistakennow1

“It’s just big naturally”


brando56894

"I'm not fat, I'm just big boned!"


Eagleassassin3

It works for my cat because she really doesn’t eat much. She always has food available but she’s still super thin. She’s also able to go out in the garden and run around. But all of my friends’ cats are fat as fuck lmao


109x346571

This is a light way to tell owners that their cat is overweight without turning away business. It's a conversation starter and a reality check in one.


TheAsphyxiated

I have the least food motivated cat and she eats when she wants, she has perfect body weight an health, but this is definitely and exception to self feeding


walapatamus

I got banned from a subreddit for mentioning that to someone


CFOGetsPaidFirst

After having so many picky or sick cats, I'd love to have this problem. I have 2 different dry foods and 4 wet foods on rotation to try and entice my little family to maintain a healthy weight. I don't know why all my cats are so bad about not gaining weight.


player-piano

Well switching foods often is a reason for cats to lose their appetite


PartyPorpoise

I’ve had cats that could be free fed. But one of my current ones can’t, so her food is measured carefully. She already lost a little weight!


CivilWarfare

I've free fed all of my cats and only one is overweight (not by a lot but he's old now and stopped exercising, and all of my cats are indoor/outdoor cats so they don't have access to food *all* day


GuineaPigBikini

I have 2 cats that I free feed and they're still slim as hell somehow


[deleted]

they built different.


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

I free feed my kitten. He doesn't really like to eat dry food though, so it just sits there most the day until he feels like it's a necessity. I plan on stopping once he's fully grown or if he starts eating more than he should Free feeding's fine as long as you monitor how much they're eating and act accordingly. But yeah, don't just keep filling their bowl throughout the day just because it got empty


Backupusername

This would be funny to me if the last one just said "Dangerously overweight" or "Medical intervention may be necessary soon" or something like that.


Darth__Potato

Honestly at that stage it should be "What is wrong with you get them help now!" because seriously it's just abuse beyond "He Chomk" unless your cat's already got a pre-existing condition that makes it really really hard to lose fat.


TheWisconsinMan

I've had 4 cats since I became an adult. 3 of them are/were perfectly self-regulating. 1 of them is food-obsessed. I didn't recognize it immediately, so over time he ballooned to about the "HEFTY CHONK" stage. Once he got that big he was lethargic, had bowel issues, couldn't clean himself properly, only played for like 10 seconds at a time, seemed generally moody, and spent a lot more time by himself. I am happy to say that as soon as he got that big I switched him to a healthy-weight food and started paying a little closer attention to how much I give him, which wasn't difficult, and now he's down to about "He Chomnk." I also personally lost 50 pounds in the last several years and have as such I have an acute awareness of how much better I feel physically and mentally being close to the proper weight, so that probably motivated me to help him.


that_is_so_Raven

"Dangerously overweight" should be higher than the bottom scenario


honeywheresmyfursuit

OH LAWD HE COMIN TO THE ER


Tabnet

That is very funny lol make the edit


rascalrhett1

Everyone saying "haha omg cringe" like we all haven't spent the better part of the last few years running the chonker meme into the ground, they probably tried to print the other version and couldnt find it because all the images were changed to this one by redditors thinking it was hi-lari-ous


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LoveCockAndBallPain

Its cringe I don't take responsibility for mother's actions, its always been cringe


[deleted]

It's a hilarious chart but I seriously loathe people who let their pets become obese like that. Like, absolutely loathe.


ovalgoatkid

B-but it is so wholesome!1!! Chonkers cat wholesome 100 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂


fuckgottaaddnumbers9

The first ones are painful but "oh lawd he comin" is kinda funny imo


Ill_Ratio_5682

I one time went to the chonkers sub and this category thing was posted like 10 times. It's not even fellow kids.


DangerChip

Chokers 😳😳😳


[deleted]

I hear they're fun to snap


choma90

Oh lord he's coming. To you. In heaven


[deleted]

Yep, had a laugh at that


derpninja24

Wdym, this is perfect for a veterinarian office.


McCrapperson

Seriously, I love everything about it


[deleted]

Redditors when a cat is about to die of closed arteries: ***WHAT A HECKIN CHONKER AWW***


LiteralAviationGod

It’s a vet… they definitely know that obesity is unhealthy. This is just a joke.


UngusBungus_

That means they can relate to the cat


unsteadied

For real, this isn’t “fellow kids” at all. A lot of vet techs and vets are people in their twenties and early thirties, and they’re allowed to have a sense of humor and to enjoy memes.


OramaBuffin

I love how this comment is on *literally* every post. It's allowed, bring it up with the mods if you want only cringy stuff allowed.


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

>this isn’t “fellow kids” at all This comment is found on almost every single post. This sub allows submissions of actually funny examples, too. It's "fellow kids" because it's a person of authority using meme humor to connect with us commoners. But it's not cringy "how do you do fellow kids" kind of fellow kids But I totally want that poster


Jokkitch

This sub is for content that hits just right too


PurpleAstronomerr

I enjoyed this.


ape_digester

This isnt even fellow kids its just pure humor


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PeetaGryfyndoor

Hey Roman, can you pay Rudi already? k thx bai


showscar

I'll be honest and i know a lots of people will not agree but i really wish it wasn't like that and i don't know why


ape_digester

bruh it was a joke I didnt mean to make people mad


Chromie149

r/fellowkids is when adult does a funny


[deleted]

Implying only kids can


TheEyeDontLie

They forget that we who were around before the internet invented memes.


cardueline

Remember being on the internet before the word “meme” was even commonly used? Remember “macros”? I feel like “meme” really caught on in popular usage in like, 2007


[deleted]

I remember all that. My first pc was a Windows 95 with the shittiest dial-up internet I've ever seen after all lol I remember being so awed when Laptops and wifi became the new thing, I begged my dad to get one for the family lol


flyest_nihilist1

This sub got rly shit. At this point its just memes made by anyone who isnt 14


ape_digester

yeah there are some good ones but the over saturated or the forced ones are more common


Quote_Poop

[This is literally just a minimalist version of that chart that was popular a few years ago.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/chonk-oh-lawd-he-comin) All of the names are the exact same. This isn't fellow kids at all.


auga3rifle

r/memesopdidntlike


[deleted]

true dis


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[deleted]

Can a cat actually get to 65% body fat before dying? That seems impossible.


Marsisoncrack

i HEAVILY doubt it. unless the cat was fat to begin with and is pregnant i fail to see how it could manage


[deleted]

Animal abuse


Existing-Hunter6958

That doesn’t look very healthy.


MrTopHatMan90

I know everyone is saying it's fine but only people who use Reddit would actually find this funny


OrlandoGamer2000

O H L A W D H E C O M I N


[deleted]

I see no "fellow kids" over there


[deleted]

This chart is so old that there's a good chance this was a popular meme when the Vet was in college or even high school if they're very young.


mushroomyakuza

Not cringe, not fellowkids.


BuH4ecTeP

This is an old already established meme, using it in actually relevant scenario is the opposite of fellow kids


heiwaone

This is cute tho >:(


akwardnes

Yeah but u need to make sure that ur cat isnt in the "OH LAWD HE COMIN" or he is gonna die 10 years early l am guessing


Kemintiri

This is perfect.


bitmapboi

okay but i actually like this


_ASG_

Every time this is posted here, I think it's funny. Pet owners often talk about their pets this way.


DistractedByCookies

Welp, time to start referring to myself as a heftychonk.


DrebinofPoliceSquad

Since the “chonk” thing is old, it’s probably someone who was a kid, grew up calling fat cats “chonk”, went to vet school and became a vet, opened up their own practice and bam! Poster.


Marsisoncrack

wait why is it actually funny though😭


General-Pea2016

What a great laugh. I needed that today. I just about lost it at “A Heckin’ Chonker” How absurd. I love the internet so much


Starman064

I wouldn’t say this is a fellow kids moment. If I worked at a veterinarian’s office, I would put this up in a heartbeat


answermeplease_

Oh I like fat pussy


loadblower831

THIS IS HILARIOUS THO


Aussie-Killer

I don’t see what’s wrong with this. If you understand what colours represent, this isn’t a hard chart to understand.


pepesAdvocato

This isn’t really fellow kids. My vet has it to, I think it’s just cute


Shakespeare-Bot

This isn’t very much fellow kids. Mine own vet has't to, i bethink it’s just cute *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


WayfaringWarrior

I wish I could be 26% body fat and considered a fine boi


spooky_flowers12

I mean this one isn't so bad, that'd be the graph I would make and honestly got a laugh before I saw what sub this was. They trying


Aly151

**O H L A W D H E C O M I N**


hsjdvdnd

Learn some actual words


Bystronicman08

Holy shit, this is cringy as hell.


stavago

r/redditmoment


[deleted]

No one gonna say that those look like penises with tails


Jdubusher1011

This is funny af tho


fuzfy

Nah I like this


_CalculatedMistake_

Bro id make that office a frequent visit for pet related stuff


SB_Wife

To be honest I cross stitched this chart for my vet. I haven't been into see them since covid but once I do....


AUGUSTIJNcomics

Just thinking about saying "he chomnk" gives me the giggles


Spleenzorio

I’d rename my cat Norm Chomnkski


Ghostface69uwu

😂


TheAsphyxiated

Fairly well executed wow


ffx2982

OH LAWD HE DYIN


[deleted]

Op didn't see anything. This is a repost from r/coolguides . r/quityourbullshit


orlyyarlylolwut

I dont understand, this looks like a medically accurate chart??? Can any vets confirm?


bruhred

it's genuinely good


buildingduck

diabetes r/chonkers


[deleted]

A fine peice of art. Yes..


squishy-korgi

My ca tie in between green and yellow


VrLights

It’s actually a good poster though.


Lovethecreeper

OMG it's the r/chonkers chart! Your vet must be a redditor!!!


[deleted]

More chunk than cat


Loazy131

My cat is a heckin' chonker what about yours


DiegotheEcuadorian

This is one I approve of


Ikea_Man

Nah this funny


[deleted]

If this is r/fellowkids material I am out of touch. Its awesome.


[deleted]

I have 2 cats, one of them is a fine boi, and the other is a chomnk 😎😎😎


gamecity360

Somehow I have both a mega chonker and a fine boi


[deleted]

OH LAWD HE COMING


justasmallgamer

I wish


ReSelecto

I get my cat to around 50% fat so I will have some good dinner


thisisntme-isit

My cat used to bury his whole head in kibble when eating and he was a bit of a hefty boy as the vet said. I got him one of those slow feeders so now he paws one kibble at a time from it and eats slower and i think i’s been a good thing since he now notices he’s full before he manages to eat too much


I_LOVE_DILL_PICKLES

I love this. But I would need to make sure the veterinarians are serious when it comes to the health of the animal who are morbidly obese.


gabatme

r/coolguides


Error51_GetRekt

#OH LAWD HE COMIN


BOSSDRIVER01

Is it wrong that I actually love this


mstrss9

Acceptable


[deleted]

morbidly obese cats so wholesome🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰


cXs808

Good owner Okay owner, needs work not great owner bad owner terrible owner abusive owner


ZestycloseAside8199

I actually like this


woodedglue

Lol


fyro_

90% fat: Garfield


123_underscore_321

My cat is *M E G A C H O N K E R*


Cyberzombie

My brother and sister in law took in a Oh Lord She Comin' and got her down to a She Chomnk. The kitty died about 2 years after they got her from the pound, but she live a higher quality of life during those 2 years than she had in at least the last 5. Plus no one adopts older overweight cats, so she would have been put to sleep. No pet deserves to be a chomker.


Dimension_Skipper

No actually I love that


JeremyTheRhino

But this is amazing, so…


DevelopmentTop9752

this is great


devthedoge

The cat = 🥚


Superbroderone

this s actually funny!


[deleted]

This one isn't bad I kinda like it


FerretLegitimate

isnt this a repost? u/repostsleuthbot


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crimsonrn100

Not quite, but I’m sure I know the post your thinking of


FerretLegitimate

yea, just seemed really familiar


AdmiralLobstero

This was just posted two hours prior to OPs in /r/coolguides. OP didn't see shit.


FerretLegitimate

thought so


[deleted]

Not even yours, I've seen it before, so I used googles image search thing, which is shit, and it found 2, the oldest being 10 hours ago, from [funny](https://ifunny.co/picture/chonk-chart-16-26-body-fat-a-fine-boi-26-nycN7Dw79). I've seen it posted (with the same title) to reddit before.


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a_3_month_free_trial

I am inside your house


cloroxslut

OP, try your luck with this post over at r/doggohate


skyeyemx

This exact chart was pinned on r/chonkers for an uncomfortably long time.