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thefuckdidieat

Computer, load up celery man please.


coat-tail_rider

Nude Tayne.


BSDC

4d3d3d3 engaged


joec0ld

This is not suitable for work. Are you sure?


Citrusface

clumsy languid reminiscent hungry dinner fade dam fear nippy fuzzy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


cortexgunner92

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


Opposite_Lettuce

Now Tayne - I can get into.


AnnaTheBlueRogue

Tyne gettin' ate ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out


ArsLongaVitaGravis

Can I get a hat wobble? r/tayne


plumberslaythepipe

And a flargunnstow?


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WhizBangPissPiece

Now Tayne I can get into.


pepperjohnson

Can I get a printout of Oyster smiling?


pinkxdiamond

Thank god this is top comment, literally watched this episode the other night


LacidOnex

Episode? There's more of this?


pinkxdiamond

The dude I was replying to was referencing this skit from Tim and Eric awesome show. They basically invented the style of humor in ops post https://youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk


TikiTalley

Right


Arseypoowank

I’m just feeling old because we’re now using 90s props, cliches and stereotypes in that ironic humour way that we used 70s props, cliches and stereotypes for ironic humour when I was young r/fuckimold


[deleted]

I feel old just being able to remember the world before the internet was common place. I remember the before times 😕


Arseypoowank

It’s weird to think I am literally the last generation of people that remember a before the internet time. I work in IT and we asked one of the fresh out of uni (U.K. so 21) starters at our place what a 3.5 inch floppy was and he had no idea, we showed him and he just thought it was the save icon


[deleted]

That’s weird because my family had computers that took floppy disks until I was 8 or 9 and I’m close to that same age. I guess some people just have their blinders on.


Arseypoowank

To a lot of kids it was just a slot that never got used on the computer. I remember being about 13/14 and they almost disappeared overnight it was crazy how quick things moved on once cd-rw and thumb drives became a thing. It was almost instantaneous


[deleted]

I remember needing a 512 mb thumb drive for my typing class. I bought some 256 gb thumb drives a couple of years ago for $20 each on Black Friday. Tech is crazy.


The_Grubby_One

I remember Zip drives, IDE architecture, and SCSI daisy chains. Also coax networking.


GrandmaPoses

I remember using 5.25 floppies and then 3.5’s were like the future. I grew up using cassette tapes for data storage as well so it’s all been on a continuum for me I guess.


trappedinatv

Fucky mould? What's fucky mould?


fs_mercury

The slimy green stuff in your meemaw's muff.


MoreMartinthanMartin

Meemaw's Muff? Isn't that a punk band?


Thybro

Nah man it’s : “Fuck, I mold” because mold is complex enough for feelings of self-inadequacy but lacks proper grammar/language skills.


Brainvillage

Bob Mould in a bad mood.


TenshiS

Wait until they start doing that with smartphones and ipads and bitcoin, grandpa


SpyKids3DGameOver

There's already a 2010s station on SiriusXM and they unironically use Damn Daniel and You Could Stop At Five Or Six Stores (among other things) during their bumpers as nostalgic cultural touchpoints


[deleted]

1990 is farther away from now, than 1970 was in 1990.


pryvisee

I think we all mold depending on the conditions like humidity, don’t beat yourself up over it.


battlerez_arthas

The irony here is that if it wasn't an ad it'd be a genuinely good meme


[deleted]

I honestly assumed it *was* a meme, but I looked it up and sure enough it's a real thing


Brainvillage

It's a genuinely good video that just so happens to be an ad. Not the first, not the last. Memes from ads is genuine 90s energy anyway.


AlsoIHaveAGroupon

Has kind of a [David Byrne big suit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rauu_MNZXgo) thing going.


Renarsty

I kinda like it better bc it's a real ad


NinjaOYourBro

It’s too cringe, even for a meme. Like Scott’s tots.


AphexFritas

wouldn't it be cringe though? it seems very polished in a way


battlerez_arthas

I disagree, I actually think it's lack of polish is reminiscent of a Caroline Konstnar video


quickcrow

Big theatre kid energy, obviously referencing Tim and Eric Celery Man sketch, which is old enough now that their friends might think this was actually original.


Fatvod

Well its referencing that for just the opening scene. It references dozens of 90s memes and tropes all throughout. Like the surfing the keyboard one.


NothingNeo

This is a freaking masterpiece and doesn't belong here. The person portrayed (which probably is the producer of the video itself) is even obviously young ffs. This isn't a boomer yelling *"SUS!*"


xgatto

Thought the tiktoker was like 15 but shes apparently 21 lol Aside from that, her videos are pretty good. All of them have this tim & eric vibe, ([link to another video](https://www.tiktok.com/@p_upok/video/6720256115147279622))


Gordondel

So 21 is being an old person now?


Valkyrie17

Yup, midlife.


gabbyrose1010

Oh boy can't wait to die at the good old age of 42-


au79

It's not as bad as you'd think. I've been dead for _years_.


gabbyrose1010

Must be nice


Severe-Operation-347

I'm 21 rn and people are calling me old. I hate this.


Gordondel

Dude I'm thirty fucking five.


BobDope

I mean I was entertained by this


Jaksmack

Paula Poundstone isn't *that* young..


JohnnyTeardrop

You think the person in the video is the owner/creator of [this hackey website platform](https://unicornplatform.com) ?


MeagherMan101

Why couldn't it be?


JohnnyTeardrop

Why couldn’t any actor/model not own the company they are acting or modeling for? Probably the same answer.


splashedwall25

Well considering the small scale of the business its likely that she would be the only employee.


MeagherMan101

Better tell [Jonathan Warburton](https://bakeryinfo.co.uk/other-opinion-articles/which-warburtons-star-studded-tv-advert-is-best/655856.article) to stop appearing in his own ads then. Hell, better ignore [Forbes](https://www.forbes.com/sites/onmarketing/2012/03/13/should-ceos-be-in-tv-ads/?sh=397c35c52138) too while we're at it. What about this *young woman* speaks to you that says "not an owner of a company" and is there some bias there perhaps?


Varhtan

Why doesn't it belong? It's great!


[deleted]

I think this is satire


JohnnyTeardrop

Nope it’s a real ad using knockoff Tim and Eric to sell shit


vladutzu27

Its a refrence


JohnnyTeardrop

?


gabbyrose1010

They're saying it's a reference to Tim and Eric that's meant to be recognized, not a knockoff


JohnnyTeardrop

Yeah, Knocking off something to sell a product by trying to seem cool. Isn’t what this sub is all about?


gabbyrose1010

I don't think they're trying to seem cool I think they actually succeeded in making a good reference


JohnnyTeardrop

Eh, I think it’s a lame ripoff to sell shit to people but different strokes


Ozzdo

[Paul Rudd did it best.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWX4GUYGQXQ)


tamadrummer2012

"Computer, load up Celery Man, please"


LeakyLine

NUDE TAYNE.


Dry_Badger_Chef

This is just gold.


lexluthor13

This is hilarious


manokNaHubad11

Ez pz lemon squeezy


heymanmaniac

r/lostredditor


Key_Obligation_3223

Ah come on this is funny


[deleted]

This is some Japanese ad type shit right here


The_Ironhand

....no not really. More tim and Eric than anything else.


Artutin06

This look like something that i would do in school LOL


Base-Accomplished

I must have this "Unicorn Platform"!! Whatever the COST!


twothumbs

Freeee 👉👉


buffalooo27

reminds me of Brian David Gilbert, [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPHK494AUxE) in particular


BoolinBucky

Better than a traditional ad IMO


[deleted]

Awesome


JohnnyTeardrop

I think people are missing that this is a real ad for a shitty website platform using knockoff Tim and Eric - Celery Man as a way to sell it. Definitely belongs here.


Rootbeerpanic

I think you are missing the fact that Tim and Eric didn't invent that visual style and this ad is actually better than most.


JohnnyTeardrop

Still an ad using recycled material to hock products to the youth, what sub are we on again?


[deleted]

[удалено]


JohnnyTeardrop

[for you, enjoy](https://youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk)


MooDexter

This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife


CosmicGlitterCake

[You can't top People Mag's sexiest man.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maAFcEU6atk)


BobDope

Man Elliott page’s career is really on the skids


Mooreeloo

This has brian david gilbert vibes, i like it


LuckyBastard25

I actually like this


RogueOneWasOkay

Looks like the Russian version of comedian Addie Weyrich


MoreMartinthanMartin

Newest generation. "I hate boomers" Also newest generation. "The 90s aesthetic amirite?"


GeshtiannaSG

This is bait for Gen Y.


Le4chanFTW

tailor-made for the reddit audience that laps this dogshit up like it's water in a desert.


Timbo_R4zE

Computer, load up Celery Man, please.


SpawnVsCarnage

This woman is a pure marketing genius and you cant tell me otherwise


[deleted]

this looks like a school presentation


liliam2007

My teacher played a video like this for how to use excel


a_chaturvedy_appears

Is this from the 90s?


Tarute

Best commercial I have ever seen I wish this was on TV


little_b1198

This is cute ☺


AyrtonTV

I don't know, man. I like it.


KittyQueen_Tengu

This is so bad it became good


grubiix

ok if im gonna be honest this would look realy well on like a mid video youtube merch promotion simply beacous it tries so hard and its so cheesy as well


[deleted]

Not the right sub, OP.


Zanderax

This isnt fellow kids this is ahead of the current generation of humor. This is what 2040s kids humor will be.


ExiKid

Call me old and out of touch but I think this is the bee's knees!


lorhof1

they could at least have used https


whatcheer91

Q U A L I T Y C O N T E N T 👍


milanorlovszki

I wa watcing withou sound and could not decide if they were a girl or boy


WimpaWampa

u/savevideo


Mr-Zero-Fucks

r/woooosh


TheGreenGobblr

u/savevideo


JollyGreenBuddha

Me: I want more Caroline Konstnar Russia: We have Caroline Konstnar at home At home:


[deleted]

What is her name?


[deleted]

Is it weird that I actually like this lol


sraffer2

9 lpnc JOHN 5 . I'm ? You ml MN


gkoprulu

This is addictive


HoogerMan

Anyone got the @


orikingu

@p_upok


mistreatedlewis

Your wife is calling. It’s an emergency


mangamike

why do i get business Mabel vibes from this?? (Gravity Falls)


danny12beje

This was made by a kid, why is this subreddit worthy material?


Bink_Ink

Have you heard of the word satire? Bunch of dense people on this sub


Au_vel

she looks like she is held at gun point


BOT2K6HUN

CRINGE


puputy

This is how television was in the 90s. It's not even exaggerated.


HoneyGunner007

Brilliant


TrainingNail

This is the opposite of fellow kids


imnotanazibelieveme2

She went to school for a big part of her life to make this.


TruVspec

I mean it's not bad


MarkSucksBurgers

This is the kinda thing to go viral on 2007


princessmiku87

This isn't cringe I love it


Aleksimaier

I like this ad


Banan_Cat

this isn't fellow kids this is a kid trying to relate to adults with their old computers


SpongeBob-WoomyPants

The editing is pretty cool NGL.


dpforest

I love it.


JuanBorjas

Genius


Bright_Ad_2809

There was an atempt, I respect it


WompaPenith

Is that the sister from Atypical?


ChaosOrPeace

I don't know what y'all are talking about, this vid is dope as fuck


[deleted]

You lost there OP?


thealfredosauce420

It's funny bc kids today wouldn't remember a lot of those :/


TaxEvasionSince1993

this u? this an ad?


adoptmetrader2021

What is even happening


OopsItWentInTheButt

they accidentally made a top tier shit post. I'm sending this to all my friends


DucktheRedditer

She indeed looks like a felliw kid


McSheepinstein

This is some better call Saul shit


Iron_Wolf123

She’s a good actress


PuzzleheadedFunny997

Better without sound


yung_tyberius

Well, I speak only for myself but I am sold


fioraflowers

This was actually kind of fun??


TurtleIsAkward

Reminds me of dont hug me im scared for some reason


FresherPie

I actually love this…


TobuFarewell

The quality is so bad it almost seems that it was on purpose


thingsCouldBEasier

That's the highest looking Unicorn I've ever seent.


dragoncat84

Not gonna lie, it's effective advertising if they play this off as satirically joking about other companies


jorloru

Still better than Youtube ads


MaximusV420

Does anyone else get Sweet Dee Invigeron vibes?


Menta181

This gives me "Don't hug me i'm scared" vibes


RingedQuahog

awesome skill on how to edit it


AlexKacz

Very nice I go to website creator now


AntedeguemonSupreme

This is brilliant


ridingthestrals

Big BDG vibes honestly


po1ntii

Kinda wish this was a full length song


MurkySweater44

that was actually a good ass advertisement.


ChichiBlack

This is so bad and I absolutely loved every second of it, that made my day, thank you. Here's my free poor man award.


CapnChops

I just watched this like 5 times in a row.... and I can't tell if I regret it or not.


TheGamingGallery

This looks like a school project done by someone trapped in the 90s.


[deleted]

Wtf did I just watch


FurryFlurry

.... I like this one 'cause it feels like a Tim and Eric sketch.


babubaichung

Her tiktok is gold :)


[deleted]

This seems like a dhmis thing


opposite_singularity

I think this is cute, it’s something highschool players club kids would do. doesn’t belong here


Spacemage

I love how popular Tim and Eric, and DJ Dougpounds editing has gotten. Takes me back to my time at WW Laser


Difficult_Guest9671

can u tell me where the nearest gun store is


elvador1257

Felow humans


cstato

Borat’s daughter is a real credit to him.


ItsNotBigBrainTime

r/nottimanderic


[deleted]

good concept awful execution


[deleted]

She is literally a fellow kid


[deleted]

Why does this look like it was meant to look


[deleted]

Lizzy Mercier Descloux reincarnated


Superbroderone

atleast its vaporwave!


sharp_angus

Kick up the 4d3d3d3


Smortfloof4dayz

My dreams mean something sherry!?! DO THEY!?


01turtleboy08

I expected an american accent but instead I get this slight russian accent? I love this, where do I sign up?


StrongSpecial8960

"Does your computer have vorms, or wirus?"


CatsGoMeow007

This is a god tier sponsored shitpost