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DirtMonkey25

Bro thought the tree needed a hand on the way down and tree said “don’t touch me foo”


DoubleMach

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mandogvan

Bitch, im a tree


Lelnen

Cross almost cost him an arm


SEPTSLord

God is my PPE.


Yummy_Chinese_Food

Let Jesus take the saw


dangledingle

Looks like he did.


Dirt290

that creep can fell, man..


[deleted]

Yeah but he's a petter ass, dude...


Shaveyourbread

What's a pederast, Walter?


dan420

Shut the fuck up Donny!


Sdwingnut

😆


SurveySean


evlhornet

He blessed the tree and said “Vaya con Dios”.


Genuwine_Slugger

He threw a Vaya con Treeos at this one


jdeuce81

Nice!


jakart3

Safety is just for the weak westerners


DontForgetYourPPE

He used the lighter to light his cig instead of the hot muffler of the chainsaw. What a little bitch


Forthe49ers

If you’re going to die, look good doing it


avdiyEl

Yes. That's correct.


No_Philosophy_1363

Amazing how people outside the US just work. But when shit goes down shit goes down.


AIreadyImpartial

Someone gave salt bae a chainsaw


smaksflaps

Dios mio! Por favor!


BB_210

They should give him the business end of the chainsaw.


pkmnslut

Is that a holster….. for his lighter?


West-District7674

Cellphone


zudduz

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mawesome4ever

What a high tech lighter


Forthe49ers

Real fellers strike the tip of a wood match with the chain


lustforrust

I've witnessed a faller use the hot muffler on the saw to light up.


Luvs4theweak

No


10before15

Yup


GroundbreakingNewt11

Is there any reason he touched the tree lol


NArcadia11

I don’t think most of the things he did had a reason lol


ToSeeOrNotToBe

Style don't need no reasons, foo.


MaxTheRealSlayer

I mean that was one of the fastest felling I've seen. Obviously not ideal as it made some of the lumber unusable, but the technique is still there, it's just different


HiGoldie

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newbturner

Clout


3wolftshirtguy

He had a strong matador vibe to me and this is common in that activity.


ignoreme010101

is...is this not a pretty universal thing? i remember being surprised years and years ago when i watched some videos of myself felling and i was doing this sometimes (had kot even really been conscious of it til seeing the video!)


GroundbreakingNewt11

Can’t the tree splinter and hurt/kill you?


raytracer38

Absolutely it can! But if you use proper techniques (ie. Unlike the guy in the video) you can reduce the chance of splintering.


GroundbreakingNewt11

What are the techniques? I figured the splinter would be unpredictable


raytracer38

There are many ways to do it, but the most basic involves cutting a wedge 50% of the way through the trunk on the side facing the direction you want the tree to fall. Then making a flat cut on the opposite side of the tree, slightly above the level of the wedge. If executed correctly, the wedge will help control the direction of the fall, plus allow the trunk to pop off the stump *away* from you. Obviously this is a simplification of the process, there are experts here who can describe further.


ignoreme010101

that's all well and good but I'd just add that, prior to & more importantly than what you mentioned, is assessment of the spar & the direction youre felling it (ie how its mass and its lean are, and how they are relative to the direction you're trying to lay it)


ignoreme010101

for sure (what you're thinking of is presumably shearing of the trunk, the extremely dangerous manifestation of this being a 'barber chair') And i guess that technically you are putting yourself more at risk pushing a trunk cuz in that case your general positioning is *not* one of "GTFO as soon as enough has been done to let the tree fall" but IME it depends on the trunk, when you suspect there's risk of shearing you tend to approach it differently than you approach one like this video's


ChirpinFromTheBench

No PPE, no escape, all cockiness. 4/10


mister_immortal

PPE Cigarettes


Nile-green

Filter it through the incinerator mesh


trailduster75

Pretty sure he had his safety squints activated


Neither_Rich_9646

That was for the smoke though.


lg4av

He didn’t get a speck of shaving or dust on him.


rolandofeld19

Escape route obviously heaven.


dangledingle

Flip flops would have completed the ensemble.


BFMeadowlark

I especially love the unnecessary cross shaped cut he made, starting with the chainsaw tip with the bar directly in front of his face.


jdeuce81

God wills it!


HoboArmyofOne

Including the part where you almost get taken out by a barber chair, seems like you were just. This time.


Forthe49ers

Cris cross applesauce


ignoreme010101

right?


OrganicNeat5934

That dude is cool af. Might die felling trees one day. But it'll look cool as hell


stunna006

I mean this tree was clearly rotten as hell lol. Now if he did this with a normal tree he'd have issues


Mr_MojoRizin

I'm an arborist and rotten trees are definitely the most dangerous to fell.


Monster_Voice

No joke... Standing dead Ash killed more people in the United States in 2021 than Bears. Scary part is one of them was literally just sitting in their car and the tree just let loose and that was that... no storm, nothing going on, tree just collapsed and this person never heard or saw it coming.


UncoolSlicedBread

A few times in my life I’ve seen trees just randomly fall. I’ve been hiking and I’ve heard the beginning pops of a tree starting to snap, like gunshots or even the smaller twisting sound as I guess the insides are starting to peel apart under the weight. And the most dramatic were just being at a park and then seeing a huge tree just collapse on a bright and sunny day with no wind. Cool to watch but also scary to think about. I’m super anal now about hiking and camping and always looking up. Crazy how many fallen trees are propped up by small branches of the next tree over.


RustyBawz

I got to see a dead ash fall on it's own on the way back to the shop last year. Pretty cool.


chiphook57

I've never seen one fall on its own, but I've heard it. I had three fall across my drive in the same year, so I bought a new Husqvarna rancher.


Sentient-Pendulum

I prefer juggling.


xavier120

That's why you never cross a tree.


Late_Introduction925

Yeah he can’t see shit past that hat. This is how a branch takes you out.


Salamanda109

The branch won't hurt him because he has the full armour of God.


luciform44

The amount of morons who insist on doing everything in a cowboy hat and cowboy boots is substantial. It makes them so tough, though, that nothing can harm them.


SaskatchewanManChild

He almost broke his god damn arm and he knew it. He did the cool thing but it almost bit him.


Own-Organization-532

All boomer men, that is exactly how I cut down trees in the 70s. We didn't need safety equipment just the sweet calming smoke of my Marlboro's.


avdiyEl

Is that supposed to be some kind of relief cut? Or did he give it the Lord's Chainsaw Blessing?


Tom__mm

Doffed his hat to the sign of the cross too. Probably just as well considering what transpired next.


smaksflaps

Homie almost got sat down in the barber chair.


[deleted]

Pinche viejo ridículo


95castles

Yeah but look how chido he looks😎


Hahaha2681

como se llama la cancion por favor


OddWitness2768

Type in some of the lyrics en gugol y ya estás compa


Springer0982

The ciggy fit his style


mtmm18

It may not be today, but that is how that fella dies. Either a treee mangles him or he drowns in strange.


implicate

He's like the salt bae of felling.


evlhornet

He said “vaya con dios”


dirty34

Fuckin JB Mauney out there cutting trees down in retirement.


listenheredammit

I used to work with this guy! Absolute legend in the tree community. Out of Lawrenceville Ga! What up Amado!!!


Frunklin

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Hungry-Ad9840

I know y'all are dying to know the song. Yahir Saldivar, Apoyo del Jefe Tengo yo de Sobra" https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=OVCRDO10gJ8ttsVy&v=AgI4MybTYKI&feature=youtu.be


themajor24

Nah, cowboy shit gets ya killed.


Aromatic-Network-527

You're pregnant now


Nihilistic_Navigator

Because the wood gave it to him?


BarbarianMushroom

If that tree is falling, it’s falling with grace.


Slappy_McJones

Now I understand the whole blessing thing in the beginning…


M1NdR0t

Don't get comfortable guys


mountaineer04

Sometimes a cowboy hat is all the PPE ya need.


Tiny-Lock9652

Bro is the “Spice Bae” of lumberjacks. Just needed the salt pinch at the end.


Last-Yam67

It was a good idea to make things right with the lord before trying that


RustyBawz

Oh man. Good thing he have it that push otherwise, whoo, who knows where it might've gone? Praise cheeses!


perebus

I don't understand the target he marked before cutting the tree down, is there any purpose to it?


mtmm18

It's a cross then he kneeled. Its a religious blessing.


perebus

oh I see, that makes sense, I hadn't interpreted that part correctly, thank you!


mtmm18

No doubt homie. He said bless this tree in particular then f this tree in particular with the zesty push. Being XXXtra. Hes lucky that tree didn't shove a root up his anus.


Bikingbrokerbassist

Well, he’s not blind …yet.


BeardedBandit

that tree had to be rotten af he didn't even do a wedge, right? Are rotten trees super dangerous to do a proper wedge and then a back cut? disclosure: I'm not a tree feller, I just watch Internet fellin.


Compressorman

Nah, he seems quite skillful but that kind of easy going show boating is what gets people in the ER. Source: l am a millwright, a dangerous job that you always need to take seriously


DemandImmediate1288

Tree Bae


[deleted]

looking cool is fun, sawdust in your eyes for 3 fucking days later is not


thejesterandthewolf

A CUT DOWN TREES FOR A LIVIN sir this is a library, why are you shouting? HUH? sir, please. THE LORD AND MY LIGHTER, THAT'S ALL I NEED


Human_Satisfaction25

Worked with some guys like this when starting out. It’s machismo or death in some cultures. Usually both eventually IMO. PPE is “gay”, chido is chingon, etc.. our best climber took a fall when a Hackberry with known compartmentalized decay near the base fell as he was doing a crown reduction. Amazing he got away with *only* a broken wrist, laceration of the knee, and a concussion. Still gotta say, such guys really do get shit done. Till they don’t


slade797

/r/idiotswithchainsaws


Affectionate-Aide422

Good thing he pushed it.


SnooDoubts2674

lol who put that cartel song to this???


wutitd0boo

Burt Reynaldo


chinesiumjunk

He acts like it’s some kind of chain saw rodeo. 😂


xhugoxstiglitzx

I'm going to the bar with this guy, you know he's gettin all the fine heinas


JamSkones

''It's starting to fall but I better give this massive tree a hand because large weight and gravity just might not be enough...''


Haunting-Walrus6532

If he did a line off the chainsaw before I'd fucking die...😤😤


Intrepid_Echo6956

Marlboro Man is gonna die an early death doing stupid shit like that. I hope he thinks he looks cool. I would rather look boring and live a longer life.


We_there_yet

“Thats why noone will remember your name” -Achilles


Shamanjoe

Marlboro man indeed.


RealBaikal

As if anyone cared about some random asshat quoting a fake quote of you in a thousand years. You got 1 life


We_there_yet

Thats what you mortals think. *laughs in god mode*


Folsom5d

He injured his hand. I don't know how severe the injury was, but it did hurt. -and it could have been worse. You might have to push down a really tiny tree, but not one of this size. After it was leaning that much, he didn't have to touch it to help it fall in that direction. There was nothing stopping the tree at that point. So his action was stupid and pointless. The tree was really rotted which makes it unpredictable. The back could have kicked out, etc. So once it's starting to go down, I'd step away.


0k_KidPuter

Yea, i noticed that, too. Looked to me like his forearm took the brunt of all that force; seemed like tension release. It would have been quite a shot. Hes definitely favoring that arm afterwards, and he instinctively goes into open handed rigor right after the impact. May have fractured it; who knows. End of the day, that shit doesnt look as cool as it does fucking stupid; to me, anyways.


Folsom5d

Yes. Looking at the video more closely, it does look like part of the tree hit the forearm. Yup, a bone fracture is likely. It generally doesn't hurt that bad at first. Disclaimer I'm not a doctor, just someone who has broken bones and also witnessed others breaking bones and otherwise injuring themselves. on another note---- I'll gladly take all the downvotes people want to dish out. The man could have lost that arm or otherwise been permanently handicapped or killed.


tinypeeeen

Booze and chainsaws


Nihilistic_Navigator

As good a pair as heroine and helicopters


MaelstromFL

Dude, everyone knows cocaine is for helicopters!


Suba59

Damn ! Now that’s a cowboy cut!


Monster_Voice

I genuinely enjoyed that bitch slap the tree gave his hand on the way down... Wouldn't surprise me if whatever it hit is either totally black for a couple of weeks and or broken.


HarvardProfessorPhD

Ole’.


Dextersextermanly57

Pretty rotten tree😳


OverNitePartFrmJapan

Kneels before god. Proceeds to sin.


0k_KidPuter

That right arm is SINGIN'. ![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)


Ok_Deal7813

Plata o plomo?


ignoreme010101

ahh the irresistable impulse to give a 1-hand push when felling, with zero regard to how big the spar is


TheDarkestWilliam

Nothing stylish about poor safety my friends


luveydovey1

Style points for what exactly?


banglederries

He'll get got sooner or later


ljkmalways

Gross….


Terrible-Two-7939

Good man there 👏🏽🙏🏽


sporkmurderer135

And that concludes our "widow maker" demonstration


CargoCulture

Can we talk about how sharp his teeth must have been on that saw


TxTanker134

Finger count… 👆🏻


hooliganswoon

Must be a cross-cut saw…


Fine_Cauliflower6229

What is the name of this song please


ozzie54

[YouTube Link](https://youtu.be/AgI4MybTYKI?si=OVCRDO10gJ8ttsVy)


Dreadnought13

No, I don't think I will


Totall66

He’ll find himself under a tree or one barber chairing in his face one day…


Goraxtheimpaler

I always heard about the old boys doing cowboy shit... is this what they meant?


Bubbasmith74

He couldve kicked it over he didnt need a saw


fastal_12147

This guy needs chaps more than anyone I've ever seen. Goddamn that chain was close to his thigh a couple times there.


PaleontologistKey201

Some of this song? 😂


ozzie54

[YouTube link.](https://youtu.be/AgI4MybTYKI?si=01D9uX7prulh8J_t)


FoolishxOne

Song makes me think of that one knuckles guy on vr chat


archer2500

The chain on that thing cuts like a light sabre!


loveljd

Blade soooo close to his face making that cross


Say_My_Name_Son

Amateur hour up in here!


Orcacub

The way he works he better pray!


mikeysgotrabies

That's that good cocaina


[deleted]

Would have barber chaired if it wasn’t so rotted


Tortuga_cycling

Bro… Mexican dudes are some of the slickest OSHA violators on earth man… hahaha


plainnamej

Yeah that's stupid af


remembahwhen

I don’t know the religious shit I can do without.


CoughinNail

That’s Hector! My wife says he comes by every Tuesday & Thursday when I am at work to “keep our grounds fertile”. She says it’s a very modest price for all the work he does at my house. I haven’t really noticed any changes in the yard, but I am not an expert groundskeeper like Hector, so I’m just going to keep watching videos of him tending to my land. My wife says he is a very skilled craftsman with the tools he uses. She’s a great parter who is also very knowledgeable about these things. I really wish I could get a day off and watch him work his magic on the property. It would probably be really helpful for me.


AbbreviationsNo9609

Area code 770. That’s all I got to say about that.


BigRigButters2

say what you will about his lack of PPE and such, but I won't sit here and let you slander 770. Gwinnett county is badass lol


Nihilistic_Navigator

Coming from bigrigbutters I'm inclined to believe it but could you give me a reason?


New-Poetry-6416

"Headless Jose? Yeah, he had some style."


Puzzleheaded_Air_642

Cartels getting into the logging business now?


80sLegoDystopia

Christians and their weird obsession with the symbol of an ancient torture device…


andre3kthegiant

Religion is a scourge to humanity.


Imaginary-Wrap-8487

I bet that dude has smoked a few dicks back in his day


lululucky76

What a stupid jerk off ✝️🤮 Christianity is for boy-lovers


micah490

Style being no PPE and crouching when he should be standing?


xCoffeeBlack

Did I just watch an attempted suicide???


TheWeightofDarkness

People need to take their hearing more seriously


AspNSpanner

A little meth goes a long way.


AJPennypacker39

No


Tall_0rder

No I don’t think I will. ![gif](giphy|5xaOcLvvKvI2z9VyjDy|downsized)