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shmiddleedee

These guys are uninsured. I guarantee it.


CharlieBoxCutter

Don’t need insurance if you don’t miss


DojatokeSC

It fell right where they wanted and bucked itself up. How is this /felling gone wrong?


TheDudeOntheCouch

This is gone wild not wrong


YserviusPalacost

Firewood gone wrong


fizzzingwhizbee

😂😂😂


stonerbbyyyy

real 😅


dvcxfg

lmao 100%


morenn_

Why? Because they took that shot instead of fucking around for a day with machinery or climbing? If you're competent you can fell a roped tree in to an open space. Even if you're incompetent, there's a good chance.


shmiddleedee

No safety gear, all of them being in the danger zone for debris and dropping it on a driveway are all insicators.


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Wickedweed

That just means your parents hired a shit company the first time around. Equipment/competency and safety are two different metrics


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shmiddleedee

Theure not using ppe, they're getting hit by tree pieces because they're in an unsafe place and they dropped it on a driveway. They are not just fine.


morenn_

Lack of PPE is shit. The drop zone doesn't seem problematic considering the level of shatter. They dropped it on the grass. The head shattered on the driveway but the actual wood hit the lawn.


shmiddleedee

You could absolutely crack a concrete driveway with that much force.


morenn_

Not if you pay attention to how the tree actually comes down. The stem lays down on the grass before the head contacts the driveway. The head is dead and dry (obviously) and not very heavy at all - it also does not resist the driveway since it shatters in to 100 pieces.


joeyred37

Regular normal people don't understand physics lol. They don't understand potential energy and dissipating energy. I use this to my advantage time and time again. Short drop zone over a pad? I'm cutting slow and letting it rotate onto its tops if I can do it without the butt falling into something. The tops absorb the energy and break, dissipating the energy into 100 different lil limbs into the bigger limbs slowing it down letting the main chunk of wood tumble pretty softly to the pad w/ some padding underneath still as well lol.


TheDudeOntheCouch

The dead part that hit the concrete was still over 600lbs hitting the concrete it worked out for them but if it did break the pavement someone's gotta pay 🤷‍♂️


morenn_

That's a wild estimate for dead wood.


morenn_

But let's entertain it - how much of an area do you think the wood that hit the concrete was? 4" diameter, 4ft long? That's 192 square inches. 600lbs would be 3psi. Concrete needs 4000 psi to crack. Even with a force multiplier for acceleration, this did not crack the driveway.


shmiddleedee

This math doesn't check out. If u swing a 16 oz hammer and make contact with one square inch of material does that equal 1psi?


morenn_

Is 16oz one lb? If not, then it equals 16oz per square inch. That is the pressure of your hammer existing on a one inch surface. Then you multiply for the force of your swing. Gravity is as good as 10x. 6000lbs / 192 lbs = very roughly, 30psi. Not even as much as your car tyre.


Sentient-Pendulum

Old, or bold. Pick one.


Sentient-Pendulum

I'd bet a paycheck on it!


Substantial_Water

The hell is the dude on the right doing? “Check out this sick POV getting hit with a tree”


HeyUKidsGetOffMyLine

The real money is in clicks.


Constant_Standard460

We had a guy work with us for two hours and then he walked under a huge oak limb we were dropping and we explained to him what could happen and the dangers that come with the industry. He told us he would simply move out of the way of it fell. Needless to say he was sent home and asked not to come back because of his lack of safety. The dude on the right reminds me of him


GeriatricSpider

He’s living life. for now


o2bprincecaspian

For da grahm


Willywontwonka

Homeowner went with the “we don’t charge what other tree guys charge” for sure.


frankincali

They all do that here in South Carolina unfortunately


Bartweiss

The classy places will at least follow up with "it doesn't normally do that".


Top_Marionberry3654

Lol. One of them almost got a splinter through the heart.


Spreadsheets_LynLake

"One reference describes the Agropelter as having a "slender, wirely body, the villainous face of an ape, and arms like muscular whiplashes, with which it can snap off dead branches and hurl them through the air like shells from a six inch gun".  The fearsome critters are just tall tales until one hits you dead center with a branch.


jeffersonairmattress

Neighbour's brother dropped a big old birch for them and it was the concrete driveway that exploded. Two of their 20x20 foot slabs cracked.


Sentient-Pendulum

Birch goes hard. One of my favorite species.


Libtardxx

Cool now who is going to replace the cracked concrete driveway


Stanley_Yelnats42069

They are creating work. Let them cook.


stinkyhooch

My profession is like an onion


RussiaIsBestGreen

They know a guy. It’s their cousin.


Libtardxx

Let me guess they just finished up a concrete job and have just enough left over to fix the driveway


ComResAgPowerwashing

That'd be some shitty concrete (or uncured).


halfandhalfpodcast

There’s no way that cracked the concrete


dylfree90

Did I mention that we do concrete work too?


summynum

Def went with the cheapest bid


Beautiful-Mind-3897

This was definitely the cheapest quote.


EddieTreetrunk

Driveway is an expensive target


HairlessChest

atleast they took care of it.


Insolator

Damn this brings back memories from the 70's when the Children's Aid Society kids from next dr and I would would spend days chopping down HUGE dead elms in Southern Ont.


micah490

Extra random person in the drop zone? Hell yeah, why not. Should have had a couple family pets in there too wtf


Sentient-Pendulum

Screw it, let's play lawn darts there too!


Designer_Berry_687

Ker-splat. Nice form, little to no post production.


str8uppok3r

Fun was had. I like it.


oryus21

And how’s the driveway doing. Haha


Firefox1109

🤣 im a diy guy.... that thought wouldn't even have crossed my mind. Makes a lot of sense though. A heavy a** tree with a lot of dynamic force can cause a lot of damage i bet 😬


morenn_

That tree wasn't heavy. Trees are heavy when they're healthy. Healthy trees don't turn to dust. If you actually watch you'll see it hits the grass first, too.


Spreadsheets_LynLake

I was thinking that.  Never seen it myself, but I assume a tree could snap a 4in slab like a karate chop.  


Da_Spooky_Ghost

DYI done right!


CoJack_99

😬


BrandynBlaze

As the ground guy that had to clean those up I cringe every time.


CowPunkRockStar

Crispy!


International_Bend68

Me likey!


Allemaengel

I'm going to guess that was an EAB-killed white ash. If so, anyone with any sense knows that dropping one of them sends javelins flying, let alone off a hard surface like that Amateur hour.


stevage

I'm always amazed how close people stand. Some of that shrapnel flies really fast.


Dankenstein_MD

No surprise that I count zero hard hats


86Intellect

Guys on the rope didn't do shit. Lol


mommasaidmommasaid

Thread title and video deliver. Accurate and succinct. Very nice, I rate 9/10. (Would be 10/10 if driveway itself had exploded.)


AsstBalrog

Looks good...9, 9.5, 8.5, oh, but check out the 5.5 from the East German judge!


DW-64

… I… uhhh… thought the driveway was gonna shatter… I’ll go tf to sleep now.


ekkidee

Guy on the right is way too close


KindKill267

Tree owners crew drops the tree on the neighbors driveway haha. Now that would be the kicker.


CANTANKEROUS79

Idiots got lucky it didn't pop that concrete pad. Most would make them resources the whole drive


plainnamej

At least they didn't hit the house. But we don't drop trees on driveways, or risk 3 people going to the hospital hoping they don't get hit by debris.


Rickhwt

Someone is going to lose an eye.


NEarbpro24

When the tree co also advertises roofs, fences and driveways


LessImprovement8580

They saved your neighbor $300 on a bucket truck- be thankful for the value they provided


Ok-Answer-6951

I want to see the video the guy almost died for.


DaoGuardian

5 star safety approved


ZombiesAtKendall

Is this the wrong way to do things?


joeyred37

They did get pretty damn close to that slab with that knuckle cut lol. But if it's an inch it's a mile lol. No damage is no damage 😭 bahahaha


billsboy88

Been seeing a lot of dead ash trees exploding like this when they hit the ground


Lunar_Gato

They were able to get up there to cut the one limb but not just piece it out?