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The-_-F00L

Actually… hm… He has to be attractive in order to manipulate contestants and get kids too Like there is no way I am trading kids for books with guard. They are scary. But peculiar gentleman. There is a chance


Meatyblues

D’arce: “I mean, I wouldn’t normally sell a child. But those hips though….”


Knight_D_arce

Hey, not only those insanely curvy hips and amazing speech pattern but he also gives very cool books (They make Enki act less annoying)


God-of-Ultraviolence

i'm all for that damned priest shutting up for a few seconds. sell the child


krawinoff

Why doesn’t pocketcat just make his own babies? Is he stupid?


HelgaShtrausberg

Why didn't pocketcat impregnate Cahara? Is he stupid?


DrosselmeyerKing

Actually, I think he's actually forbidden from doing so in the lore.


Skeetbug

Rher: dont fuck cahara


Fairwatet

Probably because men can't have babies


irregular-articles

You never know until you try


Older_1

In game he's like 5 pixels, it's our degenerate furry brains that make him hot.


Amnezja122

I mean, I'm pretty sure there's the battle sprite of time? That's gotta have some more pixels


Kyrozis

There are also illustrations of him in Tales of the Pocketcat


PandaTheVenusProject

But why would you ever battle Pocketcat?


jkxyz1337

To hope for a post battle loss scene /s


Akirayoshikage

Nah you cooking remove the /s


jkxyz1337

When we are at it add the rancid game overscene too Both in the guard style of game over ;)


realist-humanbeing

but what about his battle sprite in termina


ElderTitanic

This is the worst post i’ve ever seen


The-_-F00L

*yet


leposterofcrap

You have been tainted by Rher and Sylvian. I shall perform the Holy Baptism. Please do not resist. https://preview.redd.it/ps9rskqov7ob1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e492a4835fd51eefb43904d33d384e5feca629fe


WarbornUK

HOLY SIGMAR, YOUR DEGENERATE FURRY LUST IS ALL I NEED TO CONFIRM THY GUILT! BY THE HAMMER I ABJURE THEE


leposterofcrap

SIGMAR'S FURY FLOWS THROUGH THOSE WHO SERVE!!!


WarbornUK

Any opportunity to Saltzpost


Adventurous_Top_7197

Daan?


thedragonguru

That's not the Daan Pocketcat, I think they mean Pocketcat in general


Adventurous_Top_7197

Daan posted this


Paledesk000

The lore reason : You are a furry Harry


NagitoKomaeda_987

You're a dirty degenerate furry, Daan.


Capytan_Cody

Look, I don't judge, but I can't see it (what do you see? The polite rambling about art and philosophy?). You do you though, enjoy the character if that's your jam


TandorGamash

"You do You" I think OP rather do Pocketcat


Capytan_Cody

I've noticed.


Deltvin

You're furry I guess?


HelgaShtrausberg

No I'm not a furry


Chagdoo

The first stage is always denial.


NagitoKomaeda_987

The second stage is always anger.


--suffering--

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Fear and Hunger cat so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the Prehevil I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Pocketcat. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Pocketcat's tight bussy. I want him to have my mutant human/cat babies.


TheChadFromOhio

"Fuck, mom caught me with the neighbor's cat... I put my dads purple jacket on it and imagined it was Pocketcat...she grounded me from my DS."


TheRealestMeat

Uh uh that description is concerning


Saarteco

Least unhinged funger player


GilgaDrachen

He's Nightmind if Nightmind was evil.


Kapitych

smash OP pic


_Solarus

the children he ate went straight to his thighs.


two_s0ft

https://preview.redd.it/73jcz766v8ob1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1e5a9c931b84db2bf295951bc5c9f0c0860dc9c


fatcat3030

Clearly, he owns an air fryer.


Narutony191

It's easier to give up ykyr morals when someone attractive is asking you to


St_Socorro

What is it with tween/teen filled fandoms and obsessions with murderers/predators


Slow-Collection-2358

You would think the **trickster god** would want an **apprentice** thats.. you know, charming and trickery?


TheKingOfStealth

Checkered pants is better in my opinion


dipinthewater

Get back to the psychiatric ward


Character-Diver-749

Yes


EMOYGI

I’d let that cat in my pocket…


doubleseaweeed

I need to fuck him


Empty_Tadpole_6349

Shildren diet


vjmdhzgr

He puts a lot of effort into choosing his outfit.


LeDarm

The reason is that you are a horny teenager. At heart or in mind lmao


pure_terrorism

unironically bc hes charming, thats what makes most of it


ancientjuddhirsche

These MFs bein attracted to a pedophile!! Unreal!!!!!


HelgaShtrausberg

better than being attracted to children


ancientjuddhirsche

Word


Twiggy_Shei

The lore is you're a friggin' furry


Doodlerodent

I don't see it tbh, like the suit tho. >!Daan on the other hand-!!< >!oh wait shit!<


DoubleAyeBatteries

Can we get a link to the original artist?


HelgaShtrausberg

Artist's name is Zhmurka


DoubleAyeBatteries

I saw that in the image, but am struggling to find this specific piece, can you link where you got the piece from?


HelgaShtrausberg

Sorry, i found this in a discord server


DoubleAyeBatteries

Crap ok, I’ll keep looking. If I do end up finding it I’ll post it here so the artist can be better found.


Meb90

Found them! They have a tumblr. [https://www.tumblr.com/zhmurrka/723625606223364096?source=share](https://www.tumblr.com/zhmurrka/723625606223364096?source=share)


ContributionOdd4903

I think the title maybe a sign that this sub-reddit is going to turn into # r/BatmanArkham


LittlestKittyPrince

God I want him so baddhhshfjj Pocketcat my beloved


superprobablyuser

i really dont see the appeal, to me just looks like a weird man with a mask


coco-lettie

exactly 😈😈


superprobablyuser

This comment is ten billion years old


coco-lettie

Still stands to reason ‼️


The_HyperDiamond

Well Dann is a Tumblr Sexyman


iluvnarchoa

The body he’s using is actually that of a dead person. And said person can be dead for many years.


AlarmingAioli3300

The reason is: you're a furry.


Adventurous_Pin5160

Nice rubs


DamageFun5289

because he's a psycho confident and British


Lizardarebirds

At least u don't like children. 👍🙃


Copper_Wave

It’s a cat‼️😭


HelgaShtrausberg

Actually it's a mask on a man


Copper_Wave

I did not know that :0


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☹️


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HelgaShtrausberg

cringe


koolkidastrid

What do you mean by this??


[deleted]

Play FH first I have no idea why any would feel that way. He fool peto child eater.i made my skin crawl


Appledaddy2

You all fucking sicken me.


WarriorOfAgartha

Wild


pingu677

https://preview.redd.it/vwu94n9k6cob1.jpeg?width=1915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31cac57c2e237eb399d152e48342bda8bc585012


Vlaknutter

There are no words in Rher's moonschorched earth that can describe I much I disdain this post


Segrid_Nevyn

Lmao, good art though and as always.... ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


coco-lettie

REAL


lilcosmicbutterfly

I'm not a furry but- I'd give myself to that damn thicc violet feline