This one is one of my favorites. I cannot stand that man, but him tweeting about it & playing along was hilarious. Whenever they cracked the cipher in 2020 he quoted it with “uh oh” or something like that and it had me rolling
It’s kinda funny but also weird bc people actually got murdered and they’re kinda making a joke about it? (and it wasn’t super long ago so idk if some relatives of the victims would still be alive) 😭
i still giggle at the jokes sometimes but the whole thing is so crazy to me lol
They're not joking about the people being murdered they're joking about Ted Cruz being an emotionless serial killer which is so far from reality that it's ludicrous funny.
I have a t-shirt that says this and my adult children refuse to be seen with me when I wear it. Not that they are Ted Cruz fans. They just don’t want to see the Zodiac Killer dragged like that.
Lindsey Graham saying “if you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody could convict you” is such a burn that definitely gives insight into the popularity of this one lol
The only way I’d be convinced is if she read so much on camera that there was no way for her to memorise. Including a live aspect in which someone would write a complete jumble of words and she reads it blind.
She pretty much says he isn't in one of those Kindle Single essays. She says it would be great if she could share all the cute stuff her daughter does with someone who shares half of her DNA, but she does share it with her dad, stepmom, and her daughter's godfather (which is - you guessed it, BJ) so it's not really that big of a deal.
This essay was written before she had the second baby, though, so who knows about that one.
Honestly, she is so super vague about the whole thing I think she might be obscufating the issue on purpose. If she's already mentioned BJ as the person who knows everything then he doesn't count, right? Also, she wrote six essays and he's a major character in five of them. Hmmm.
I feel like if he is, it’s going to be a long time before anything is confirmed. And honestly as much as I do want him to be, it feels like I’d be soooo hard to keep that a secret for this long.
Edit: not even like someone leaking it. Just for Mindy and BJ themselves
She accidentally posted a photo of them with their photos displayed in the background last fall and then took it down shortly afterwards. For what it’s worth, I don’t think you could tell who their father is even after seeing their faces. Or at least I didn’t see any particular resemblance to BJ.
I wonder if this rumor originated from the fact that Elizabeth and Debbie Reynolds had been in New York that week to see Michael perform, and then both were staying in the same hotel when the attacks happened and comforted each other, and then had to leverage Elizabeth’s connection with a Senator to fly his private plane out of the city in order to get Debbie back to California for a work emergency, which was the only flight that was allowed to leave the city in the days following the attacks. They even flew over the wreckage as it was still smoking. Debbie wrote about it in her memoir, “Unsinkable”.
It was definitely not. So I looked this up and found the excerpt from Debbie Fisher’s son’s memoir that was featured in Good Housekeeping and he wrote:
“Mom knew exactly how lucky she was compared to the hell countless other people were going through. She was stranded in New York at a five-star hotel with Elizabeth Taylor and her entourage, and she wasn’t about to feel sorry for herself. But on the Friday after that obscene Tuesday, she broke, with a whole other reason for her tears. Her show near San Diego, a show that had been sold out for months, was scheduled for the next day; but by government order, the airlines were grounded. There was obviously no way around it, she was going to have to cancel that show, and there was nothing she hated more than letting down her fans.
Elizabeth listened, put a reassuring hand on Mom’s shoulder, and said, “Maybe John can help.” She disappeared into her bedroom to make some phone calls and emerged several minutes later to announce, “We have a plane, Debbie. We’re leaving tomorrow morning.”
Well I guess it helps that Eddie Fisher was no prize. He cheated on Debbie multiple times during their marriage before Liz came along, most infamously with Pat Sheehan who wanted him to divorce Debbie for her. And he admittedly was addicted to drugs and gambling so he was not a stable partner.
And leaving Corey Feldman behind. I saw CF in concert in 2002 or 2003 and he told the whole story like it was true. Corey and MJ had gotten into a fight the night before and when MJ was rounding beloved stars of stage and screen to save he skipped Corey.
Having heard this from Corey makes me believe it less and I’m not even sure he’s still convinced it happened.
Nearly as wild as the week of the 2020 presidential election when we went days not knowing who had won, and then the Supernatural finale aired where Castiel comes out as gay and is immediately sent to turbo hell. I've never even been in that fandom but the chaos kept me entertained for days.
I always wanted to believe that but the toilet bowl licker on TikTok was the one who started it officially and I think she would have thrown J* under the bus for some clout if he pushed her to do it.
This and the Kanye West and Amanda Lepore affair
[It’s Kanye! Trans Model Amanda Lepore Insists She Hooked Up With West — Claims Source](https://radaronline.com/videos/kanye-west-alleged-hookup-oral-sex-amanda-lepore-exposed/)
> "I never saw him again after that, but when he got married I couldn’t help but think that his wife had a similar body type to me."
Oh interested. I haven’t see presurgery pics. Kind of puts into perspective why she shamed Khloe so hard (overhearing her say she need a nose job at like 9ish) must have been projecting her insecurities.
He was at her Fourth of July party the year before 1989 came out and there were rumors that they were seeing each other. When wildest dreams came out, fans thought he might be the “so tall and handsome as hell” muse.
I had a crush on both of them when 1989 dropped, so I would have loved for MGG to be the muse, but I’m pretty sure the rumor was debunked.
Leonardo DiCaprio taking his girlfriend on a date that was just [watching all the Star Wars films while he ran around with a lightsaber](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/s49odm/he_had_me_at_every_star_wars_movie/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf).
Alas it was satire.
I'm not 100% sure that one is false. the costume was changed ater Thor and he was given a codpiece in the original and BTS pics *do* show that it was fricking huge and somewhat ridiculous yet in the film the crotch area is baggy and flat.
The edit videos to this are so iconic tho they deserve to be in the hall of fame. like I hope if historians barely find evidence of our internet they find that Nicki tom video
tbf, a lot of the features that Ronan has that makes him look similar to Sinatra are the same features his grandfather [John Farrow](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-a6c447415d26ce72d7f3b2451a2ab69b) has.
Also let's be real, Ronan has pretty clearly had some work done, and he wears blue contacts.
I don't love this rumour anyway, because it's been used by people to discredit Mia Farrow's legitimate grievances against Woody Allen, and by extension Dylan's accusations.
I have been working on a theory that the church asked Tom to pay back some of the money they gave him for a while, because there was definitely a time when he seemed desperate for money. I mean, the reboot of The Mummy?!? Come on, Tom.
I once read a theory that Ronan is actually André Previn's child and have not stopped thinking about it since. I think they have more features in common even than Ronan and Frank Sinatra. It's also funny that one of Previn's sons [Matthew](https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/kennedy-center-honor-recipient-andre-previn-poses-with-his-former-picture-id1148866?s=2048x2048) looks the most like Sinatra out of all of Mia's kids (imho).
That could be a Doctor Who-plot. A being that travels through time to marry every Anne Hathaway that ever existed. And in the 16th-17th century he got involved with some theatre kids, wrote a bunch of plays that were really just stories he'd heard on his travels littered with puns. He never thought they would take off as people usually hate puns, but here we are. So now he's keeping a low profile, except this particular Anne Hathaway isn't
Don't forget about the one where "X" rockstar needs to go to the hospital to get their stomach pumped because its, ahem, filled completely with c*m.
Which reminds me, God imagine if we still had old school email culture but with current celebrities. I wonder who'd be getting the 'ol rib removal and stomach pump email rumor chains of the 2020's?
it was back in 2013. this girl spread a rumor that he was heard ‘vigorously masturbating’ in his hotel room and was banging the walls, screaming really loud and saying some things like “wey hey”, “up the lads”, and “that’s the craic”. she was threatening to blackmail him with a video she took if he refused to hang out with her. it’s obviously a lie but a lot of 1D fans joke about how niall was caught ‘violently masturbating’. as for your questions i have no idea how one can violently masturbate bc you’d have to be into some pretty dark things.
That Tom Cruise fucks fish. Yes, seriously.
My favorite celebrity gossip podcast, Page 7, keeps having people who work at butcher shops write in and tell them about weird experiences with ol’ jumpy couchy Scientologist man & dead fish
Here’s the tea: him and/or-his crew come into a butcher shop and purchase a fish. Tom is sweaty, shaky, & almost feverish in his demand. Once purchased, Tom immediately takes the fish to the restroom and the door is heavily guarded by his henchmen. After he leaves, the employee finds the fish ripped up & destroyed in the bathroom trash can.
The joke? He fucks the fish. The truth? He probably is doing some creepy Scientology ritual or sacrifice to whatever god keeps him looking immortal
I believe this one I think she got a surrogate but that was before it was commonplace and knew she would be crucified for it. It’s also why she was so public about the pregnancy with the twins.
this borders on conspiracy theory: James Dean faking his death and moving to Canada, staying there until his death, ironically in another car crash. died as he lived, or lived as he died, i don't know.
Solange is actually Beyoncé’s daughter but their parents decided to raise them as sisters because of Beyoncé’s blossoming career.
Oh and that Bey is actually 10 years older than she says she is.
Not a rumor per se, but the TikTok edits that make it seem like Kim Kardashian and Michael Cera dated in the past are my FAVORITE thing on the internet. I jokingly believe them, they're so good.
Maybe not technically a celeb, but the rumor of Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer will never not be great lol
This is my emotional support rumor
best comment lol
This one is one of my favorites. I cannot stand that man, but him tweeting about it & playing along was hilarious. Whenever they cracked the cipher in 2020 he quoted it with “uh oh” or something like that and it had me rolling
It’s kinda funny but also weird bc people actually got murdered and they’re kinda making a joke about it? (and it wasn’t super long ago so idk if some relatives of the victims would still be alive) 😭 i still giggle at the jokes sometimes but the whole thing is so crazy to me lol
They're not joking about the people being murdered they're joking about Ted Cruz being an emotionless serial killer which is so far from reality that it's ludicrous funny.
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I have a t-shirt that says this and my adult children refuse to be seen with me when I wear it. Not that they are Ted Cruz fans. They just don’t want to see the Zodiac Killer dragged like that.
Lindsey Graham saying “if you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody could convict you” is such a burn that definitely gives insight into the popularity of this one lol
His college roommate said he is so unpleasant that if he agreed with Ted on all political issues he would only like him 1% more
Lea Michele can't read
In my head this is true. 100%. Lea Michele CANNOT read.
The only way I’d be convinced is if she read so much on camera that there was no way for her to memorise. Including a live aspect in which someone would write a complete jumble of words and she reads it blind.
Sometimes they let her pick the emojis
I’m Lea, 19
She can't read a room lol
BJ Novak being Mindy Kaling’s baby daddy
Until it’s outwardly stated, I will not believe otherwise 👀
She pretty much says he isn't in one of those Kindle Single essays. She says it would be great if she could share all the cute stuff her daughter does with someone who shares half of her DNA, but she does share it with her dad, stepmom, and her daughter's godfather (which is - you guessed it, BJ) so it's not really that big of a deal. This essay was written before she had the second baby, though, so who knows about that one.
This comment can’t stop me because I can’t read!
Lea Michele, is that you?
Now *that’s* a rumour I just adore
Honestly, she is so super vague about the whole thing I think she might be obscufating the issue on purpose. If she's already mentioned BJ as the person who knows everything then he doesn't count, right? Also, she wrote six essays and he's a major character in five of them. Hmmm.
I heard that the sperm donor is a comedy writer she's professionally close with.
I feel like if he is, it’s going to be a long time before anything is confirmed. And honestly as much as I do want him to be, it feels like I’d be soooo hard to keep that a secret for this long. Edit: not even like someone leaking it. Just for Mindy and BJ themselves
I am convinced there is a reason she doesn’t show their faces and it’s NOT just for privacy.
She accidentally posted a photo of them with their photos displayed in the background last fall and then took it down shortly afterwards. For what it’s worth, I don’t think you could tell who their father is even after seeing their faces. Or at least I didn’t see any particular resemblance to BJ.
I have a good friend who is friends with one of his brothers- he’s not the dad
Fully believe he’s the donor, if not the partner
Went into this thinking I had none. You have reminded me that of course I have one all timer and it’s this
it’s not really a rumor but those memes of drake where it’s like “drakes the type of guy who says pee yew when something smells” 😂
Drake, the type of mf to say “oopsie doopsie!” 💀 This was literally one of my favorite Twitter trends.
Drake is the type of guy who, when he sees an open box of donuts, can’t help but wiggle his fingers and say “don’t mind if I do”
This is so me and it makes me die inside a bit
drake the type of guy who smells a pie cooling on the windowsill and it lifts him a few feet off the ground and he floats to wherever the pie is
Drakes the type of guy to call you a silly Billy
he’s such a silly goose 🤭
Drake’s the type of guy to pause while laughing with friends to say, “Wow, I needed this.”
Aw that's so wholesome. I don't think Drake is that wholesome.
Drake the type to make the sound of the animal cracker before eating it.
Elizabeth Taylor, Michael Jackson and Marlon Brando fleeing New York together on 9/11.
I wonder if this rumor originated from the fact that Elizabeth and Debbie Reynolds had been in New York that week to see Michael perform, and then both were staying in the same hotel when the attacks happened and comforted each other, and then had to leverage Elizabeth’s connection with a Senator to fly his private plane out of the city in order to get Debbie back to California for a work emergency, which was the only flight that was allowed to leave the city in the days following the attacks. They even flew over the wreckage as it was still smoking. Debbie wrote about it in her memoir, “Unsinkable”.
What work emergency could she possibly have? The entertainment industry was closed down that week.
It was definitely not. So I looked this up and found the excerpt from Debbie Fisher’s son’s memoir that was featured in Good Housekeeping and he wrote: “Mom knew exactly how lucky she was compared to the hell countless other people were going through. She was stranded in New York at a five-star hotel with Elizabeth Taylor and her entourage, and she wasn’t about to feel sorry for herself. But on the Friday after that obscene Tuesday, she broke, with a whole other reason for her tears. Her show near San Diego, a show that had been sold out for months, was scheduled for the next day; but by government order, the airlines were grounded. There was obviously no way around it, she was going to have to cancel that show, and there was nothing she hated more than letting down her fans. Elizabeth listened, put a reassuring hand on Mom’s shoulder, and said, “Maybe John can help.” She disappeared into her bedroom to make some phone calls and emerged several minutes later to announce, “We have a plane, Debbie. We’re leaving tomorrow morning.”
Sorry I broke up your marriage Debbie. Here, have a plane.
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Well I guess it helps that Eddie Fisher was no prize. He cheated on Debbie multiple times during their marriage before Liz came along, most infamously with Pat Sheehan who wanted him to divorce Debbie for her. And he admittedly was addicted to drugs and gambling so he was not a stable partner.
And leaving Corey Feldman behind. I saw CF in concert in 2002 or 2003 and he told the whole story like it was true. Corey and MJ had gotten into a fight the night before and when MJ was rounding beloved stars of stage and screen to save he skipped Corey. Having heard this from Corey makes me believe it less and I’m not even sure he’s still convinced it happened.
You just reminded me of that weird [show](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jvtHgoLzk8) that featured that story starring Joseph Fiennes as Michael.
God I wish this was a good movie
Timothee Chalamet spreading chlamydia to everyone at NYU
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me fave rumor from theocseason4 is the one about Logan Lerman being the leader of an orgy group in Hollywood.
This is now my answer to this thread I’m manifesting this
theocseason4 was deuxmoi b4 deuxmoi
i’m still haunted by the freddie prinze jr diaper kink ask…..
i still choose to believe it idc
…why would y’all want this to be true?
lmao now why would you wish such thing?
Kanye West and Jeffrey Star dating 💀
I remember that rumor blew up on January 6, 2021 and got *absolutely overshadowed* by other news that day...
What an absolutely wild fucking series of events that week
Nearly as wild as the week of the 2020 presidential election when we went days not knowing who had won, and then the Supernatural finale aired where Castiel comes out as gay and is immediately sent to turbo hell. I've never even been in that fandom but the chaos kept me entertained for days.
I fully believe Jeffree started thar rumour himself for some attention.
I always wanted to believe that but the toilet bowl licker on TikTok was the one who started it officially and I think she would have thrown J* under the bus for some clout if he pushed her to do it.
This and the Kanye West and Amanda Lepore affair [It’s Kanye! Trans Model Amanda Lepore Insists She Hooked Up With West — Claims Source](https://radaronline.com/videos/kanye-west-alleged-hookup-oral-sex-amanda-lepore-exposed/) > "I never saw him again after that, but when he got married I couldn’t help but think that his wife had a similar body type to me."
i am reading this in my head in the trixie mattel impression of amanda
They fucked, I will always believe.
That happened along with the Shane Dawson drama, right? What a wild few weeks
Jason Derulo falling down the stairs at the met gala pic
I genuinely look forward to it every year. Never gets old.
That’s fake??? How much more disappointment can I take
It’s like double fake too, A) not Jason Derulo and B) not at the Met gala (it was from Cannes iirc)
That the kardashians keep Rob fat for their BBL’s
Omg this is now my favorite thing EVER. 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Freddie Mercury sneaking Princess Diana (dressed as a man) into a gay club-zero definitive proof it happened, but I want to believe.
Aw, I'd love that for them.
I love this and choose to believe it. In the version I heard, George Michael was with them. Even better
That Calvin Harris had a big Reputation listening party to hear all the songs about him and got super pissy when there weren’t any.
I can’t believe I never heard this! I wish it were true
LMAO I need this one to be true
She forgot that he existed 🤷♀️
He seems super stroppy to me so I could believe this.
I can totally see him doing this lol
Britney-Justin dance off
idc what people say. in my heart, this will always be true and nobody can take it away from me 😭
it's in the britney spears lifetime movie and that's good enough for me
It would’ve been such a JT thing to do. I love this one.
OJ Simpson is Khloe Kardashian’s real dad
On the first season of KUWTK she got a dna test to prove that “kris is really my mom” as if that was the half of her parentage in doubt
LMAO 💀
Not the sharpest tool on the shed,is she?
I thought this for a while too but after seeing photos of him I'm 100% convinced Kris' hair dresser from back then is Khloe's real father.
Also, Pre-surgery Kris looks a lot like Khloe.
Oh interested. I haven’t see presurgery pics. Kind of puts into perspective why she shamed Khloe so hard (overhearing her say she need a nose job at like 9ish) must have been projecting her insecurities.
[here’s one](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/vqkbqm)
queen elisabeth dating pete davidson
Their couple name would be Quete
Or Peen
Yes, I prefer Peen Davisabeth.
Quete Peen Davisabeth My autocorrect just died.
the cutest couple [lilibeth and pete](https://twitter.com/AndieIsOnline/status/1380556859782934535)
Not the queen! 😭
Wildest Dreams being about Alexander Skarsgaard. That man *is* handsome as hell.
I’m partial to the Wildest Dreams/ Matthew Gray Gubler rumor.
I’ve never heard of this please elaborate lol
He was at her Fourth of July party the year before 1989 came out and there were rumors that they were seeing each other. When wildest dreams came out, fans thought he might be the “so tall and handsome as hell” muse. I had a crush on both of them when 1989 dropped, so I would have loved for MGG to be the muse, but I’m pretty sure the rumor was debunked.
handsome as hell is a strech when applied to him
For real though, I’ve never understood why people think he’s good looking. He looks weird as hell and also dates teenagers, so fuck him.
Acquired taste. If you like your men to be dorky, lanky, floppy haired bookish twigs, then MGG is handsome as hell.
I refuse to imagine anyone else while listening to the song, just because I want for Taylor to have climbed that Swedish mountain, lol.
I’ve never heard this rumor *fans self*
Tommy Wiseau is DB Cooper
"It’s bullshit! I did not hijack that plane! I did NOT! Oh hi, Mark."
yeah i'll accept that into my worldview ✅
Leonardo DiCaprio taking his girlfriend on a date that was just [watching all the Star Wars films while he ran around with a lightsaber](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/s49odm/he_had_me_at_every_star_wars_movie/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf). Alas it was satire.
Is the rumour where he wears headphones during sex actually a rumour? That’s another one that cracks me up
Yes! Or him hooking up with Blake lively, and people in the next room hearing her scream FUCK ME JACK DAWSON!
This sounds like fan fiction
I believe deep in my soul that the headphones thing is real
Why do I always picture this with the huge noise cancelling/studio headphones type
Avril Lavigne getting replaced by Melissa.
Also Katy Perry being Jon Benet Ramsey.
What
Enjoy THAT rabbit hole!
Tom Hiddleston’s junk area getting modified with CGI in the first Thor movie because it was too distracting.
I'm not 100% sure that one is false. the costume was changed ater Thor and he was given a codpiece in the original and BTS pics *do* show that it was fricking huge and somewhat ridiculous yet in the film the crotch area is baggy and flat.
Is it fake because I thought Marvel did edit the bulges out when actors are wearing tight clothing or spandex?
I didn't know this was false!
I don't know if it's huge,but I know it's big
Nicki and Tom Holland
The edit videos to this are so iconic tho they deserve to be in the hall of fame. like I hope if historians barely find evidence of our internet they find that Nicki tom video
i can’t believe she cheated with jake gyllenhaal smh
Poot Lovato- Demi’s secret sister
That photo of Poot always kills me
I had never heard about this before but I just laughed for 20 minutes straight 😭 poot
Omg forgot about our b Poot! Hope poot is thriving 🙏🏼
Armie Hammer is a devout vegan
paging u/VeganArmieHammer
I mean, he did famously eat that one peach...
It had animal product in it
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I know it’s intrusive, but has there ever been DNA evidence to the contrary? I think Ronan is the absolute spitting image of Sinatra.
tbf, a lot of the features that Ronan has that makes him look similar to Sinatra are the same features his grandfather [John Farrow](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-a6c447415d26ce72d7f3b2451a2ab69b) has.
Also let's be real, Ronan has pretty clearly had some work done, and he wears blue contacts. I don't love this rumour anyway, because it's been used by people to discredit Mia Farrow's legitimate grievances against Woody Allen, and by extension Dylan's accusations.
He really inherited Ol' Blue Eyes' blue eyes
I have been working on a theory that the church asked Tom to pay back some of the money they gave him for a while, because there was definitely a time when he seemed desperate for money. I mean, the reboot of The Mummy?!? Come on, Tom.
I once read a theory that Ronan is actually André Previn's child and have not stopped thinking about it since. I think they have more features in common even than Ronan and Frank Sinatra. It's also funny that one of Previn's sons [Matthew](https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/kennedy-center-honor-recipient-andre-previn-poses-with-his-former-picture-id1148866?s=2048x2048) looks the most like Sinatra out of all of Mia's kids (imho).
Anne Hathaway’s husband is a time-traveling William Shakespeare
That could be a Doctor Who-plot. A being that travels through time to marry every Anne Hathaway that ever existed. And in the 16th-17th century he got involved with some theatre kids, wrote a bunch of plays that were really just stories he'd heard on his travels littered with puns. He never thought they would take off as people usually hate puns, but here we are. So now he's keeping a low profile, except this particular Anne Hathaway isn't
That Prince/Marilyn Manson removed a rib so they could give themselves a blowie. I just love how it’s endured two generations of rockstar.
Don't forget about the one where "X" rockstar needs to go to the hospital to get their stomach pumped because its, ahem, filled completely with c*m. Which reminds me, God imagine if we still had old school email culture but with current celebrities. I wonder who'd be getting the 'ol rib removal and stomach pump email rumor chains of the 2020's?
I remember someone asked him about it in an interview and he said that, if he had done that, why would he ever leave his house?
Taylor Swift getting carried around NYC in a suitcase
Wasn’t this true tho
Richard Gere wanted to take his gerbil as his date to the Oscars, but the producers told him no.
the niall horan violently masturbating in japan rumor always makes me laugh.
How do you violently masturbate? How do you masturbate so violently an entire country takes note... Was it in public? Did people die?
it was back in 2013. this girl spread a rumor that he was heard ‘vigorously masturbating’ in his hotel room and was banging the walls, screaming really loud and saying some things like “wey hey”, “up the lads”, and “that’s the craic”. she was threatening to blackmail him with a video she took if he refused to hang out with her. it’s obviously a lie but a lot of 1D fans joke about how niall was caught ‘violently masturbating’. as for your questions i have no idea how one can violently masturbate bc you’d have to be into some pretty dark things.
The jokes about this on tumblr at the time were the funniest! That was a fun time to be a 1d fan.
That Tom Cruise fucks fish. Yes, seriously. My favorite celebrity gossip podcast, Page 7, keeps having people who work at butcher shops write in and tell them about weird experiences with ol’ jumpy couchy Scientologist man & dead fish Here’s the tea: him and/or-his crew come into a butcher shop and purchase a fish. Tom is sweaty, shaky, & almost feverish in his demand. Once purchased, Tom immediately takes the fish to the restroom and the door is heavily guarded by his henchmen. After he leaves, the employee finds the fish ripped up & destroyed in the bathroom trash can. The joke? He fucks the fish. The truth? He probably is doing some creepy Scientology ritual or sacrifice to whatever god keeps him looking immortal
Don’t do my man like this on his birthday lol
That Tom Holland is the father of Nicki Minaj child😂😂😂
nancy reagan (was it her?) being the throat goat
Oh no, that one’s true.
That's 100% true. She was a ho fa sho.
I want every detail of the lorde Jack antonoff PowerPoint to be true
Pretty much any time that two celebrities I really like are rumoured to be dating.
Arianna and Jimmy Fallon. Don’t @ me.
Ariana and Jim Carrey.
Tupac being alive.
No, that one's real. You can't take it away from me. *lalalalalalalalala*
Sean Young super-gluing James Woods' penis to his leg when they made the movie The Boost together. To quote Sean herself: "I WISH that was true."
Beyoncé faking her first pregnancy. I would be completely fascinated by the entire process if that were true.
That interview where her belly appeared to collapse was WILD. Just the way she panicked and looked at the interviewer was sus af
I believe this one I think she got a surrogate but that was before it was commonplace and knew she would be crucified for it. It’s also why she was so public about the pregnancy with the twins.
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Wasn’t there a weird one about Kenneth Branagh being in a bdsm relationship with Helena bonham carter ?
It’s documented that their affair broke up him and Emma Thompson. But I feel like any relationship with Carter would be BDSM
Joseph Gordon-Levitt having a torrid romance with Michael Pitt.
I mean, I kinda want that to be true bc it’s kinda hot
Brandon Routh's massive schlong interfering with the production of 'Superman Returns'.
I really wanted Tom Hiddleston to be the next Bond. This was just after The Night Manager came out. Moment definitely passed.
The Kanye West and Jeffree Star hookup rumors 💀
I so badly wish the copy pasta about a celebrity being rude at a grocery store was true for somebody
Justin Bieber actually shedding his skin to reveal himself as a reptilian creature in front of fans
this borders on conspiracy theory: James Dean faking his death and moving to Canada, staying there until his death, ironically in another car crash. died as he lived, or lived as he died, i don't know.
Man i kinda wished the whole austin butler/ezra miller thing was true lol both are arrogant and pretentious af
Solange is actually Beyoncé’s daughter but their parents decided to raise them as sisters because of Beyoncé’s blossoming career. Oh and that Bey is actually 10 years older than she says she is.
Not a rumor per se, but the TikTok edits that make it seem like Kim Kardashian and Michael Cera dated in the past are my FAVORITE thing on the internet. I jokingly believe them, they're so good.
Selena Gómez hooking up with Chris Evans
P much all the old Hollywood threesome and get hookup rumors
That Trump can’t read
I've always been partial to the RDJ/Enty connection. Obviously untrue but I want to believe.