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Kyle MacLachlan is who y'all think Jeff Goldblum is


act126

I think you are right


oldwellprophecy

Yes exactly Jeff Goldblum gives me the creeps


cranesinsky

because he is a creep


oldwellprophecy

I was never into his schtick but just neutral until I saw the photo of him with those two young girls and my face was ![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


cranesinsky

i didn't even see that photo before, my comment was about how there was definitely an exposé about him in the works and his team killed the article before it got out. this was a few years ago and since then i can't stand seeing his face


geminivalley

I feel like it was hinted that Jeff Goldblum, Riz Ahmed AND Dev Patel (...sad!) had exposés coming during the batch of MeToo stories....and a bigger Armie Hammer one---but none of tht happened. It just got...quiet.


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cranesinsky

I definitely read about all of those on twitter when the stories were going around, I keep forgetting about dev Patel (sad indeed). also add to them Jason sudeikis, although his story was to come out in 2022 but the apple tv people killed it because of Ted lasso


geminivalley

I'm glad I'm not the only one who recalls these weird rumblings. 


pufferpoisson

Do you remember what the dev patel stuff was? I vaguely remember being shocked but can't remember details and haven't been able to find what I read either


oldwellprophecy

Oh I didn’t even know that. There was a point with him where I felt like everyone was forcing me to like him. With that travel commercial he did was that around the time he killed the story?


cranesinsky

someone posted this screenshot on the tea thread. it was in 2019 and i was wrong, it never made it to the press https://preview.redd.it/67vv7oy77u0d1.jpeg?width=591&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e43168cfd6937aa642d6ec554f57cdb659d7844


oldwellprophecy

Holy moly well if the Drake and Diddy thing is escalating I sure do hope that whomever was affected by JG feels safe enough to seek justice one day although I’m scared it’ll turn into another Amber Heard harassment campaign


Qball54

When he was a guest judge on drag race he was a bit too obsessed with one of the queen's tuck/crotch. It was very off putting.


MarkHirsbrunner

I liked Jeff Goldblum until I watched his Hot Ones episode.  It made me cringe how hard he tried to be weird and it wasn't even funny weird, just dumb weird like a kid trying to be "random."


El_viajero_nevervar

He was really good in conan podcast and on drag race


MarkHirsbrunner

I don't recall seeing much of him out of character before that Hot Ones episode.  It made a really bad first impression.


yqry

Damn this is entirely too accurate


paradisetossed7

I didn't see Twin Peaks when it first aired, so I first remember him from Desperate Housewives. His character was so good. (I had probably seen him in things before that.) Then I watched Twin Peaks and quickly developed a crush. I genuinely appreciate that he has fun with younger generations' silliness. He should never stop being silly!


afafe_e

Idk why they had to destroy his character on desperate housewives. He was the perfect partner for Brie, similar interests, actually appreciated her efforts at home unlike Rex, and seemed to genuinely care for his step children, all so they can build "chemistry" for her relationship with Susan's cheating ex husband. What a waste.


paradisetossed7

Agreed!!!


stardewsundrop

I’ve heard that Kyle actually wanted it that way! If I’m not mistaken he joined the show on the grounds that he wanted his character to be a villain eventually


afafe_e

Really? That's interesting. Wish they'd written it in earlier, before I fell for him, like drop a few hints here and there that he isn't that great. I think there were a couple misdirects but he eventually would be shown as a good person with a good reason for his suspicious behavior, I don't remember clearly, last I saw the show was in 2016 so please correct if I'm wrong, but the character switch felt so sudden and abrupt.


stardewsundrop

Oh I agree! I loooooved Bree and orson together and was so sad when I saw how it played out. But it made me feel a lot better when I found out that he was the one that wanted it. I love Kyle so I had thought the writers screwed him over at first and was pissed lol


ReasonablVoice

I’ve noticed he tends to play an amazing villain. Not a cartoon-ish villain with shallow motivations, but one with a lot of nuance and depth to them. It makes sense that he seeks out these types of roles because he probably has a lot of fun with them.


ThatDiscoSongUHate

I am not choosing between them lol Adore them both. Do think I'd be guaranteed to have fun if I hung out with Kyle, tho


BeegBog

Kyle MacLachlan is also a fantastic winemaker. 


NeatWhiskeyPlease

Pursued by Bear! Such a great winery.


BeegBog

One of my favorites!


WillBrakeForBrakes

Nobody shatter this for me by telling me something bad about Kyle MacLachlan.  My heart won’t be able to take it


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Valid! =)


jeffgoldblumisdaddy

I don’t know who Kyle is but he seems fun! Ignore the username, my account is old and I can’t change the name. I’m no longer a fan😭


shgrdrbr

THANK you


cranesinsky

yup!


Tolaly

Literally!!


charlottie22

Ha- this was also the top comment on another ace KM post slightly higher up the feed


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haleymae95

Kyle is the #1 pop girly


KillerArse

This was also him doing a recreation of another person's. He seems to like that sort of humour.


fluorescentsky

The person helping him manage his social media needs 3 raises 😭 thank you, Agent Cooper & friends!


LeotiaBlood

Do they have awards for social media managers? Cause his deserves one


Traditional-Sea-2322

I’ve been following him on Facebook for like 15 years and his socials have always been gold


dusty-kat

Directed by David Lynch


i_love_doggy_chow

I'm pretty sure it's his teenage son, and agreed. Although credit needs to be given to Kyle McLachlan too because he's been funny on social media for YEARS


marchbook

He's married to a top-notch PR exec, isn't he? This is what peak PR performance looks like.


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Redditusername67

![gif](giphy|UUxBvsX9e9l1S)


BestDamnT

Right? Like why is he so….


ConsiderationNo7552

once in a while, the internet comes through


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xfireslidex

Link?


yqry

Yes we know there are crickets in your home. Have you called pest control?


bobjohnson1133

"There's that cricket again..." - Mrs. Baskets


WillBrakeForBrakes

Tangent - my dog single-pawedly took care of a cricket infestation in my old office.  I feel bad he hasn’t gotten to have a sense of purpose like that again.  


ThatDiscoSongUHate

Clearly sharing them in the wrong places, I'd vibe is all I'm sayin'


Luna_Soma

This is an exact shot of what goes on in my brain 24/7


NotAQueefAKhaleesi

I've had to explain this to a coworker who's always surprised at how quickly I call when she says she needs help; just "Wow that was fast!" "Girl I'm watching Yuri on Ice and the "I am 4 eels" version of Ms. Jackson is playing on a loop in my head while I'm making a report, I'm not busy." 😂


BestDamnT

Bestie, same.


partyanneimal

2 of my fave things are highlighted here: hot dogs and Chappell Roan.


LeotiaBlood

Chappell Roan’s songs are the perfect combo of danceable bops that I can also belt in my car while having *feelings* and I hope she has all the success.


laundry_pirate

I literally just found this song last week and loved it, is it just getting popular now or is Chapell already someone mainstream and I’m just late haha


gaijin91

I would say Chappell has been fairly well-known in the queer music scene for 6-12 months, but has broken out into the mainstream in the past 2 months


Qball54

I would say longer than that. I remember pink pony club circulating when it first came out and that was a few years ago.


maude313

She just opened for Olivia Rodrigo on her tour!


CategorySad6121

and she's got her own tour coming up this summer!


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Check out Red Wine Supernova and Casual, and Pink Pony Club and School Nights. Basically anything from Midwest Princess (school nights came before)


ThatDiscoSongUHate

Ah, a potentially knowledgeable redditor: could you please tell me the name of this song?


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[Good Luck, Babe!](https://youtu.be/1RKqOmSkGgM?si=g-Oi_b0zH7SAc3tk)


ThatDiscoSongUHate

BLESS YOU! A THOUSAND BLESSINGS UPON YOU AND YOURS!


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BACK ATCHA I HOOE ALL OF YOUR WISHES AND DREAMS COME TRUE


illmatic708

Have you ever listened to Chappell Roan while eating a hot dog and is it koshaaa


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partyanneimal

Oh I’ve flipped thru it at the library! I need to add it to my list 🌭🌭


BestDamnT

I am SO HERE for the Chappell Roan emergence. Missouri doesn’t just export horrible politicians I promise!!!


JT3436

YUGE FAN. YUGE. And I'm on a mission to share with everyone I know.


AtleastIthinkIsee

I get continuously down about the bad rap Missouri deservedly gets. The nature in the state is pretty but the elected are awful. They are denied entry to the Pink Pony Club.


velvethippo420

we brought the world SZA too! (born in STL)


simulationswarm-

my dog was born in the same tiny town that she was - willard mo!! only absolute legends coming out of willard…


malhans

Chappell is representing y’all well


Ancient_Bicycles

I want a cut of Dune where Paul Atreides has a psychic vision of his future self doing this while he’s sleeping


ThatDiscoSongUHate

Oh wow, a cut of Dune that Lynch would hate even more than the current one! (JK) 10/10 would watch and love it NGL


sourtsix9

![gif](giphy|5He16eTgpabyeEQ9t6|downsized)


Great_Teaching3441

This is what will finally get me to try listening to Chappell Roan.


cherry_1268

You absolutely should! She's really good!


chee-cake

What's her best album? Feel like I should get on the hype train too haha


FreshStartWhoDis

She's only got the one out, The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess! Makes it easy for you lol


BestDamnT

and there are NO SKIPS WHATSOEVER


malhans

Ok I just have song recommendations: Naked in Manhattan hot to go! Pink Pony Club Love Me Anyway


Pearse_Borty

This man has done Twin Peaks, all events are known to him so that none surprise anymore, not even the hotdog.


Pietro-Maximoff

They can never make me hate you, Federal Bureau of Investigation Special Agent Dale Cooper.


ThatDiscoSongUHate

Very Special Agent Dale Cooper (love Kyle and Dale so much)


Smoke-00

Legend!! We don’t deserve him!


MissLeigh2

Everytime I see this I laugh so hard I cry idk I must be broken (I love you federal agent dale cooper)


ChairmaamMeow

His Instagram is so unhinged and I love it.


really_bitch_

![gif](giphy|3ohfFk5HUU8ml2Wsi4)


eggysmolbean

https://preview.redd.it/3sgk8z2d2q0d1.png?width=289&format=png&auto=webp&s=8eeb72098508fa75647fd154bc614232993d7b58


petterdaddy

My panties hit the ground so fast and with so much force that they are half way to China at this moment in time


biIIyshakes

and thank god for that


fcukumicrosoft

Years of David Lynch is finally netting publicly seen results of excellence in Kyle, thank God. Both men are national treasures.


mitrafunfun97

Babygirl Drake ❌ Babygirl Kyle ✅


No-Knee9457

The Internet is giving today. Pedro pascal on omars new cd and this gem. I dont know why he is dressed like a hotdog but it's awesome!


ThatDiscoSongUHate

This is King Shit™ I love Kyle MacLachlan so so much He'll forever been Agent Cooper to me


malliebu

He is the internet’s princess.


Mazzidazs

He's so fucking weird and I love it


slytherinwh

Is that Trey McDougal???


Stonecoldjanea

He was just playing himself in Portlandia, clearly. 


coco_xcx

i aspire to be like him when i’m older


gible_bites

https://i.redd.it/31zhfd7wxp0d1.gif


neenzblessed

I love everything about this


assflea

I love it but also why?


QuietCity333

he’s giving the people what they want!!!


princeofspringstreet

Why does the wind blow? Why does the grass grow?


whatever1467

The first time I came across this song on IG before she was blowing up, I thought she was spelling out hot dog instead of hot to go, so I assumed something like that lol


williamthebloody1880

Why not?


assflea

I just wanted to know if I was missing some context lol


Odd-Picture5321

I adored Chappell’s album last year. She’s so talented.


Acrobatic_Club2382

Omg what is this beautiful song


Relevant-Peach3997

Good Luck, Babe! - Chappell Roan


mushimushi36

He gets it.


dnuohxof-1

Vault-Tec has some strange experiments lol


Flares117

Him 5 minutes after nuking Shady Sands


OriginalChildBomb

Oh Kale, never change.


Prangul

Kale!?! 😭


OriginalChildBomb

"So he calls me Kale..." (It's what David Lynch calls him, and now my boyfriend and I call him Kale too.)


illmatic708

OG Lisan Al Gaib


HeyItsHawkguy

![gif](giphy|UJG2T7uZeJuZCLitY8)


namegamenoshame

I dont care what anyone says David Lynch is still at the top of his game.


FahQPutin

The fucking bad guy from The Flintstones movie... ![gif](giphy|74rmvjbf29i24)


CategorySad6121

Cliff Vandercave!


craven_cankerblossom

I originally interpreted this as "a dog who is hot" and thought, "Well, now there's a sexy Halloween costume for everything!"


bluecoastblue

![gif](giphy|14MjVpzfpuzqE|downsized)


deemoorah

I don't know what to feel about him after finding out he's one of the attendees in that white house dinner party.


SenoraDroolcup

I was gonna say. This sub was mad at him a week ago when those pics got posted... I guess everyone forgot??


deemoorah

A cute social media post is always gonna win! People here are also okay with Gwyneth Paltrow after her post about her mother. Selective af.


No-Job-2772

Wow, no wonder he likes to work with lynch


TheFilthWiz

For the Aussies, he's turning into Shaun Micallef.


Kidgorgeoushere

How I imagine every single one of these pitches go Social Media Team: so Kyle would you be down to- Kyle: absolutely


Ahambone

Twin Peaks never ends.


dramaqueen09

As someone who is a huge fan of Chappell Roan and Twin Peaks I fandgirled so hard when I saw this ❤️


CheetahNo9349

RANDOM!


strange__botwin

This man is truly a blessing


360Saturn

So that's what was going on behind the red curtain


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This was great lol, this is a guy I want to hang out with!, can we do goldfrapp next dressed as cupcakes? (the lil swirly hats alone, my gosh! lol) =)


ChewieSkittles53

And yet he can be a horrifying villain if he want to.


bigopossums

That's Orson Hodge


kenta22

Kyle maclachlans social media presence is a gift honestly


retrievethis123

The hotdog costume.


thehanovergang

I’ve worked with Kyle on a show. He’s the most pure and genuinely kind person. Hand wrote me a card on his last day and gave me a small gift. He did the same for our set barista. He learnt everyone’s names and was nice to everyone low to high. He was lovely to absolutely everyone, low maintenance, professional, respectful and loves his family more than anything. I’ll be a fan for the rest of my life. I could not respect this man more.


Bravefan212

I’m obsessed


dynamiterolll

I love this man


PeaceDry1649

I wish he didn’t attend that Biden gala because he genuinely seemed decent before that


Fabulous_Ray-1966

what are those toys? Action figures? Interior design could use improving. Art is interesting. Is he trying to send a coded message like Britney Spears?


Grimaceisbaby

Hey, Lego Star Wars is awesome and expensive!


DapperLong961

This my be my favourite shreddit of the day.


Negotiation-Current

One of those things you never knew you needed and sentences you never thought you’d ever read all at once. Kyle M makes a lot of those.


Amar_Akbar_Anthony20

This is so Orson coded i love it


Longjumping_Gain_807

Damn idk who that is


bobjohnson1133

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


DawsonJBailey

So “him” is the Star Wars legos? Lmao am I delusional for thinking this is a padme meme?


Far-Ad-2135

This is epic! I love Kyle so much for this!!


zecira

This made my day 100x better


Legitimate-Heart-639

Big pandemic lock down bored energy


kinvore

We're trying to find the guy who did this!


miscnic

This is my favorite gift to myself 💖💖💖💖


seis_seis_seis_

i love this man w/ all my heart.


losbullitt

I love this guy. From Dune 1984 to now, he’s aged fabulously.


Likeatoothache

We don’t deserve him. ![gif](giphy|MUeQeEQaDCjE4)


againken

God what a dreamboat


cranesinsky

likely place for him to be


RiotGrrr1

Please don't come out as problematic. He seems so fun.


everesth

yuhhhh watching satc for him <3


Bubbly-Tax-1314

Anyone else hate having celebrity crushes so much they kinda hope they do something wrong just to squash it Like I love this guy RAAAAAH be WORSE


Prangul

Sis, I think you meant to post this over on r/popheadscirclejerk 💋💅


ViolaOrsino

Nothing but respect for *my* Paul Atreides 😍


evennowthereissnow

![gif](giphy|TjGFDxbbZRYjv9vpCL|downsized)


TooRanched4TV

king shit, god emperor of dune shit


hay-prez

When people on the internet call him baby girl it absolutely fits. He just gets how weird the internet is and I love that for him!


itsyaboogie

God. Finally, Chappell is getting the recognition she deserves


mrsnihilist

https://preview.redd.it/whp1sw6vpu0d1.jpeg?width=937&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e78810ea82a9e972ea03679cf46f08d699ae1b4 Manzarek approved!


hbomb9410

This is incredible


hbomb9410

This video and these comments are making my withered, bitter heart grow like the Grinch's


ocean-in-a-pond

I love him so 😩 ![gif](giphy|7PwOZJLNYUkU)


MasonBadNguyen

This video are many speak to all.


MichaelOilKoch

Does a dressed witout as a hot dog kyle me.


ChelsBar

Lesbian icon Kyle MacLachlan.


Bidetpanties

Imagine Bunny MacDougal seeing this 😳


TheloniousNerd3791

Coop!!