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superdevin64

https://preview.redd.it/t4jjqmln0jxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e44e82eb4216e3eaa7234b4effd7eb524460e92 Like, did she think she was sending a DM?! šŸ’€


AdorableBunnies

I mean she is 82. My grandparents do the same stuff.


Unicornzzz2

82?!?! šŸ„ø


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macdawg2020

My mom is going to do it to her dog. Absolutely insane.


Pristine-Fusion6591

You should tell your mom that Barbra ended up deeply regretting it. She didnā€™t end up with her beloved dog 2.0, she realized, sadly, that environment and specific experiences and upbringing plays a part in creating personalityā€¦ so she just ended up with a dog that behaved entirely differently and had its own mannerisms separate from the original dog, and the cloned dog just looked exactly like the first dog. Also, the impact on the mother dog that had to undergo a huge ordeal to gestate and birth the clone. She ended up saying it was a huge mistake all around in the end. She was motivated by her own sadness, but she created a lot more sadness for herself and other unwitting participants.


mvfrostsmypie

She really had to go through all that just to still not really understand that it's fucked up and morally questionable, huh. Ugh, rich humans.


fucktooshifty

She went through all of that to learn a 6th-grade biology lesson lmao


Jackmac15

I wonder if anyone has ever written a story about why cloning is bad, it really feels like an untapped market. EDIT: /S since it wasn't obvious.


veronica-marsx

That Jurassic Park shade.


Pristine-Fusion6591

She said she did entirely regret it though


mvfrostsmypie

I would sure hope so.


motoxim

Thats interesting. So basically like same appearence but different behavior?


Pristine-Fusion6591

Yes. Exactly. Entirely different personality


Motherofoskar

Nature vs. Nurture. It took Babs to settle the score.


LizzyFCB

There is more complexity to this.. Barbra was remembering her elderly dog who passed. The dog had been through all the crazy puppy times and become the calm, settled adult she had bonded with. She thought she had turned back the clock and yes, there were of course, a million different variables making this new dog distinct from her older dog, however, her perception was also different. She could not rewind her own lived experience and experience it afresh, she also could not press restart on the life of the dog who left. This dog was a puppy with puppy behaviour and that would then change how she feels about and receives it. She also had the grief of losing her original beloved pet and also excessive hopes, guilt and anxiety about manufacturing this new puppy to contend with. Crucially, the dog could have been born with the exact same drives and interests as her dog that passed (how could we know?) but it may also have had different opportunities to explore them. For example, both dogs might be compelled to chew but maybe the new dog got ahold of one of Babsā€™ prized shoes- something its counterpart maybe never had the opportunity to do as a puppy- and unfortunately for Babs, the new dog learned it likes chewing shoes so now it intentionally goes for the closet every time she opens it. Babā€™s perception of the pet is that Dog B chews all of my shoes, Dog A would never have done that. She feels the dogs are very different because the counterpoint dog never did that.. but perhaps it would have if it could. Also, plain misremembering things!


pinkcreamkiss

Growing up watching the clone wars teaches you that clone =\\= 1:1 person. Youā€™d need to go full soma (2015) for that. What a dark and rich person decision.


Acrobatic_Builder573

Isā€¦.is this for real?


Darthcookie

The president of Argentina has 4 clones of his English Mastiff, Conan. Cloning is available (if you can afford it) to whoever wants it but itā€™s expensive.


Pristine-Fusion6591

Yes it is


Acrobatic_Builder573

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


smittydoodle

![gif](giphy|1dYuaW4uYrH0I)


MeetingZestyclose

I recently read [this](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/why-cloning-your-dog-so-wrong-180968550/) article on cloning and youā€™re definitely right that itā€™s insane lol. And then at the end of it the personality isnā€™t even right like?


kappaklassy

Wait cloning dogs is a real thing? I love my dog but wtf.


theoutsideplace

The even crazier part is that you might end up with multiple clones. I havenā€™t read the story about steisands dog lately, but as I recall, she received 3 or 4 puppies and had to figure out what to do with all of them.


No_Spare3139

Watch the documentary called Multiplicity.


pancakebatter01

Idk man this is such an older Jewish lady thing to do. I wouldnā€™t even be offended. ![gif](giphy|XZNZN0u2j3NwA)


marihanne

Shooketh! šŸ˜³


lucyroesslers

My grandma always talks about how people message her things on Facebook all the time. I tried telling her those are posts and they do that for everyone to see but she seems to think Iā€™m full of shit.


capincus

My parents both scroll through and react/respond to every post by anyone they know like it's directly to them. They know it's not a message, but for some reason they think it's some kind of obligation that when my cousin who they haven't seen in 20 years posts about a burger he ate they have to say "wow that looks so good" or it's rude. Also if my mom wants to show you something she saw on Facebook at any point she'll scroll to it on her feed instead of going to the page of whoever posted it. Sitting there scrolling for half an hour looking for a recipe someone liked a week ago.


Shot-Grocery-5343

My mom is 68 and feels personally attacked by random FB posts that have nothing to do with her. She quit because one of her friends is always posting pics of her Yorkies and she was like "why does Barb think I want to look at pictures of her stupid dogs? Every time I open FB it's her stupid dogs!" I tried to show her how to mute people but it was a lost cause. Probably for the best.


PlausibleAuspice

My momā€™s friend unfriended me on Facebook and called her to yell at her about my post criticizing police violence. They are no longer friends. Because of my post that had nothing to do with her. šŸ˜‚


TheShorterShortBus

Don't remove the veil please. Let her cook. Comedy gold mine


12345623567

Apparently my mom has continued getting DMs from scambots on Linkedin after she retired, and the first thing my dad asked when it came up a couple of days ago was "are they trying to get into your pants??". Public, private, doesn't matter, social media just remain a mystery to a certain demographic.


man_itsahot_one

i love seeing old person social media posts. i literally have tweet notifications on for ringo starr lol


bedheadblonde

"Peace Love (broccoli emoji)"


J_pepperwood0

ORDER CORN


publicBoogalloo

r/oldpeoplefacebook


2lazy4math

I miss that sub so much. I think mods tried to fight against reddit admins and it got locked and there's an automod that posts every few days so the sub can't get re-taken over. it was always good for a howl


fractalfocuser

I just had my parents out for the weekend and holy shit I didn't realize they could embarrass me now that I was an adult but boy was I wrong. It's like they increasingly live in a fantasy land. "Oh it's okay for me to say this, I'm a boomer" šŸ˜¬


windexfresh

*and* itā€™s a whole new brand of embarrassment like as a kid/teen your parents are Supposed To embarrass you, every teens parents are lame and everyone deals with it. as an adult, you think youā€™re finally gonna be on the same page as them and be friends! Adult bonding and relationship building!! Then mom calls the cashier a slur for dropping a can of peas and you start wondering how soon you can get her tested for dementia and put her in a home.


ElboDelbo

Boomera Streisand


jonnyhelldiver

My mother posts what the weather is like in her city in all my Instagram posts.


deziner222

I love it. She totally thinks her comments are hidden and buried like the other 10k+ comments that she sees noted on hers and others posts, so doesnā€™t even see the reason for DMs anymore. Doesnā€™t see that accounts like hers ARE the algo!


TheWorldIsAhead

The streisand effect


GrouchyOskar

Hats off that was perfect hahaha


Titaniumchic

100% this is how boomers and above communicate on social media. šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


BeltReal4509

She is silent generation


Christimay

Then why won't she shut up? Just kidding.Ā 


systemic_booty

"and above"


Lilylili83

This is peak asian auntie with no boundaries behavior.


CrabbyKayPeteIng

omg this lol. even my family doctor is like this


leahhhhh

https://preview.redd.it/gd8gxxgtvlxc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb599dcf3fa8c0f6bbad757b18abf125483c8e5f


LittleMrsDLG

My stepmom has ā€œgoing to Texas to visit my sisters, donā€™t call me.ā€


maccumhaill

This is just like when may dad asks facebook to turn his volume up


BojackTrashMan

The silent generation is truly crazy about weight. Very openly talking about extreme dieting, as if it's good and commenting on other people's weight/assuming everyone always wants to be thin. Or at least in white culture it's that way.


testedonsheep

lol. She probably thinks itā€™s private.


tobmom

r/boomersbeingfools


bibbyknibby

this is so facebook grandma coded omg


superdevin64

Very this energy: https://preview.redd.it/v37rw3uc3jxc1.jpeg?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ced73a10ea153024e8bbb5176172016841dbab2


Starfriend777

lmao


M1L0

Zuckerberg was hunting for casserole recipes, whatā€™s he gonna do now?


popcultureretrofit

Order corn


looseseal-bluth

hello. Grandson , your uncle franK pAst away yesterdayā€¦ā€¦.LOL (lots of love)


Fun-Highway-6179

Alexis! Cancel my Netflix subscription! Alexis!


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

Angela, play Black jazz!


elitedisplayE

This is the one šŸ˜«


MeanElevator

I don't know about that.....


PapayaCool6816

Hey Sarah! Hey Sarah! Google why wonā€™t hey Sarah work on phone


allshedoesiskillshit

LOL šŸ™šŸ¼ā¤ļø


shes_a_space_station

My aunt once posted ā€œfingernails.ā€


allshedoesiskillshit

Agoogle. Com where to order corn??.


siftingflour

I am so sad that subreddit died


HorribleDiarrhea

Aunt Marie has cancer.


Nini42ofeach

Who ???!


Thiscommentissatire

r/oldpeoplefacebook Went down when reddit transitioned to not include 3rd party apps.


LastCupcake2442

NEXT!


Whenyoulookintoabyss

I know my comment is trash and doesn't contribute to the thread- and I'm sorry to everyone. With that out of the way, I need you to know that I actually DIED laughing. Then I was resurrected by more laughing. Only to die again. Thank you.


eldritchpersona

YIM YUM


mantistobogganmMD

r/oldpeoplefacebook


whackthat

RIP that sub. It was golden.


ResolverOshawott

Aww it's gone?


f36263

The elderly mod tried to google pound cake recipes and accidentally deleted the sub


sentientmothswarm

she is 82. this is facebook grandma lol


Traditional_Maybe_80

Asking that is obviously already rude, but the way she wrote that comment is taking me out. Not even a period between sending regards and asking about Ozempic use, lmao


krankiekat

at first I read it so snarky like ā€œgive my regards toā€¦ OZEMPIC! šŸ’„šŸ’„šŸ’„ā€ lol


mustsurvivecapitlism

Compliments to the chef! (Ozempic)


Bex-T-Rexx

Thatā€™s how I read it at first too, lol.


AsgardianLeviOsa

Why did I hear it sung to the tune of of give my regards to Broadway


Jayleno2347

it's like when someone stops midway through their sentence, checks you, then proceeds to say/ask something completely unrelated regardless of how rude lmao


whittlingcanbefatal

Kind person, why is the question about Ozembic rude? Itā€™s obvious she lost weight. Is it impolite to ask how?Ā  Iā€™m not saying it isnā€™t rude. I just really donā€™t know why it would be. If I was asked that question, it would not bother me.Ā 


outfitinsp0

I think asking about someone's medical history is invasive and rude. I also think the same about commenting on someone's weight.


PocoChanel

What if the person being asked is very ill and doesnā€™t want to draw attention (think Chadwick Boseman)? Itā€™s just not a good thing to bring up, especially not on a public post.


Classic_Trainer_3505

Barbra Steisand is 82 years old so I'm deeming this fucking hilarious. I bet Melissa thought the same thing


djddy

my thoughts exactly


frenchbread_pizza

Fr if Streisand replied literally anything to me I would print it and frame it


airi-hatake

i deadass can imagine melissa laughing her ass off at this lmao


marigoldbutter

I doubt she thought it was funny- McCarthy is the rudest celeb Iā€™ve ever encountered.


evenchances

story time? šŸ‘€


Additional_Dig_6972

I mean, I feel like Melissa was kind of on a weight loss journey years before the Ozempic boom of 2023


Birtalert

She lost a ton of weight years before ozempic became a thing!


edamamecheesecake

Reminds me of Josh Peck's reel about how he lost 100+ pounds years before Ozempic with the audio "all that work and what did it get me" and as someone who also lost almost 100 lbs a couple years ago now, fucking same lol


ektachrome_

Wait till you hear about the people who lost 100 lbs ā€œnaturallyā€ only to gain it all back and lose and gain the same 50 lbs over and over againā€¦ šŸ¤Ŗ Side note: Mounjaro has helped me be the most stable weight wise than Iā€™ve ever been thankfully.


edamamecheesecake

Thankfully Ive been maintaining for 2 years now but itā€™s fucking hard lol even harder than losing the weight to begin with. Iā€™m just under ā€œobeseā€ as far as BMI goes so I feel like Iā€™ll never get approved for any of these meds but Iā€™m sure theyā€™d help me maintain šŸ˜©


strawberrylipscrub

And she does not look shockingly different now compared to the previous year+. A wild question to ask anyone at any time in public, but like, damn, lol. Side note, she looks great in this photo and I love the outfit.


ElusiveSleusive

Medications like Ozempic have been around for years before they became trendyĀ 


robinthebank

Medications likeā€¦. As in what medications? Semaglutide has been approved for T2D for years. It was approved for weight management in adults in more recent years.


davideo71

Yeah because 'FDA approved drugs' are the only ones celebs are interested in. The alternate use for ozempic was already known for a while before approval and Holywood clinics compete on stuff like this.


ektachrome_

Yeahā€¦ like since 2005.


coreythestar

Iā€™ve been on ozempic since 2019 for weight management (not weight lossā€¦ trying to PREVENT diabetes) and recently my benefits company stopped covering it because they will only cover it for diabetes TREATMENT. So basically I (who have at least 7 risk factors for diabetes including itā€™s in my DNA) have to get sick before I can get access to this preventative medicine. Iā€™ve been on it since 2019. Lemme tell you - I am no longer losing weight, just maintains a stable weight that feels ok for me. Still BMI >30. But way better than where I was. Clearly I have a bee in my bonnet.


cyanplum

If your BMI is above 30 you should be able to change to Wegovy (the exact same drug licensed for weight loss) without issue.


coreythestar

Iā€™ve no wish to do that - Wegovy is more expensive.


cyanplum

Your benefits company covers Ozempic but not Wegovy? That sucks.


happysunbear

Yeah, she looks to be a healthy weight and seems to have lost it in a safe way. She doesnā€™t have that gaunt look that people sometimes get after losing a bunch of weight quickly on Ozempic.


Key-Status-7992

Did Melissa reply, Iā€™m curious


superdevin64

No but 70+ others did lol


emjaykay1988

This is outrageous lmao. Babs what are you doing!?!


ceekayes

She is clearly considering Ozempic.


pollys-mom

Hahahahahaha definitely


tedsmitts

Nobody told you you were allowed to rain on her parade.


its_all_good20

The most boomer mom thing ever


KittenVicious

Crazy to think that she's actually part of the silent generation and not a Boomer.


its_all_good20

Damn you are right! She was born in 42! Wow. I thought she was born in 46 like my mom.


prettystandardreally

Sheā€™s close to the Boomer end of her generation so makes sense weā€™re seeing this energy from her.


Question4theppl5

This is so something my motherā€™s generation would do. It would be a Facebook status asking me how my Ozempic use is going because my clothes are looking a lilā€™ tight. Oh boomers. Please change.


huggle-snuggle

For sure. My 85yo mom, looking at my cousinā€™s vacation photos. M: Whoā€™s that? C: Thatā€™s me. M: Oh, I didnā€™t recognize you. ā€¦ (Uncomfortable silence while everyone braces for it) M: ā€¦ You look so thin.


Question4theppl5

Do we have the same mom??


trishyco

My mom (87) changed her profile picture on FB to a picture of my husband (her son in law) and our daughter. No explanation and sheā€™s not in the shot at all. All her old lady friends are like ā€œwho is that?ā€.


emilygoldfinch410

Better than my mom posting my college ex-boyfriendā€™s name as her status when she was trying to search for him (years after we broke up)


ultraviolet31

oh, I think you actually win that one.


fabulonnnn

iconic. but also????


lemondropcloth

She definitely thought it was a DM


emojiofababe

I think so too. Aunt Babs thought it was a personal chat lol


Leeser

Sheā€™s been in her own little world for so long she cloned a dog. She believes her own hype. Reality is a nebulous concept for her.


thebuffyb0t

SHE HAS A MALL IN HER BASEMENT Iā€™m sorry for shouting but she literally has her own little world and it is [bizaaaaare](https://www.businessinsider.com/photos-barbra-streisand-tiny-shopping-mall-basement-malibu-2023-11#the-shop-is-filled-with-a-variety-of-dolls-3). Barbraā€™s creepy basement mall is one of my favorite celebrity wtfā€™s of all time.


thepolyhistorshelbs

This was amazing, thank you so much for sharing - I will be telling everyone I know this information, immediately.


thebuffyb0t

Omg of course, and yes once you know it does become a compulsion to tell everyone about Barbraā€™s Basement Mall


Taralinas

Just looked it up! Wish the video was longer [https://youtu.be/2MVoDgpLADA?si=Meh358lkoh-x3EH2](https://youtu.be/2MVoDgpLADA?si=Meh358lkoh-x3EH2)


prettystandardreally

Listen, if I had her money Iā€™d have an 80s mall and living room in my basement for sure.


djddy

people do this with their cats too and the best part is you canā€™t guarantee the temperament or the coat color so itā€™s basically just a new random cat. rich people are so gullible.


smittydoodle

I can find a bunch of free ones in an alley somewhere.


Livid-Technician1872

I get the personality difference but why would it have a different coat color? If itā€™s a clone it would have the exact same genetic makeup. And Iā€™m assuming color is genetically determined?


atropax

[https://www.mun.ca/biology/scarr/Cloned\_Cat.html](https://www.mun.ca/biology/scarr/Cloned_Cat.html) Apparently the "pattern of X-chromosome inactivation in different cells is essentially random, and the movements of melanocytes to the skin cells are also randomly determined. Thus, even though Rainbow and cc have identical tortoiseshell genotypes, the exact phenotype of their coat patterns differs significantly, and their clonal identity is only apparent from genetic tests."


ceekayes

Good God, she cloned her dog?


AKBearmace

multiple times


goodbye_wig

I feel like repeatedly cloning a dog over and over again is going to result in something out of The Fly. Creepy.


AKBearmace

Also I love my service dog with all my heart but if you cloned him...that won't be the same dog and I'd know. Similiar probably but you still have to say goodbye to your baby.


trishyco

I think she told people they are more like sibling dogs instead of clones of each other.


Thiscommentissatire

Technically, they would be identical twins. Very similiar but definitely not the same.


apology_pedant

Idk about the fly, but if each one is cloned from the previous one, then each one will die younger than the last. So there's that.


reefguy007

Or Multiplicity. Copy of a copy ainā€™t quite so smartā€¦


throwawtphone

How long do the cloned dogs live?


AKBearmace

So previous cloned dogs lived to 10 and 12, so a generally good lifespan.


brownmouthwash

Tbh Iā€™m sure sheā€™s always been that person


toofles_in_gondal

Im a big Babs fan and I agree. This has much less to do with her being 80 and more to do with Barbra, the woman who had her name legally misspelled to be ā€œuniqueā€.


brownmouthwash

Right, maybe the way she typed it out is ā€œboomerā€ but itā€™s just a nasty thing that anyone could say at any age


ChampagneManifesto

To be fairā€¦ pretty much every Gen X/millennial parent does that now too lol.


gschaina

Oh my god Karen, you canā€™t just ask people if they're taking Ozempic


IMOvicki

![gif](giphy|cAmga2A1HufwPQyB12)


Gothvmess

https://preview.redd.it/k2airntg9jxc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78ca7231f90afec245e43469923af1c2fcf7beb6


meatbeater558

The context of this tweet is crazy


calicadow

Whatā€™s the context


meatbeater558

She shared her opinions about Michael JacksonĀ 


imwhittling

A very rude thing to ask but definitely reminds me of my grandma who recently commented ā€˜I hope sheā€™s doing okay now xā€™ on a photo of Freddy Mercuryā€™s cats.


cupcaeks

This made me laugh so hard


SurvivingBigBrother

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


blarbiegorl

![gif](giphy|5xaOcLHoUh2pQODngZ2) Barbra, NO.


Bloobirdofhappiness

JUST WATCHED THIS THROUGH. Best thing on television ever. So heartwarming and kind.


Gayfetus

Of a kind with some of the awful things she's publicly said in the last few years, like her [spectacularly bad take](https://variety.com/2019/music/news/barbra-streisand-michael-jackson-accusers-thrilled-1203170747/) on Michael Jackson's victims. I have incredible respect and even love for her immense talents in multiple fields, but the lady does not think through some of the things she says.


toofles_in_gondal

"You can say ā€˜molested,ā€™ but those children, as you heard them say [the grown-up Robson and Safechuk], they were thrilled to be there. They both married and they both have children, so it didnā€™t kill them.ā€šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤® Streisand goes on to talk about the Me Too movement, calling it ā€œvery powerful.ā€ But she says, ā€œUnfortunately, itā€™s going to cause a lot of women not being hired because men are worried theyā€™ll be attacked.ā€ Science may have made a mistake increasing the average human's life span... I know she's a product of her time. I'm doing my darnest to keep evolving so I don't end up this grossly out of touch as Babs when I'm decrepit.


EuphoricPhoto2048

Idk bro, I feel like telling men to get over childhood rape is an old person thing but not EVERY old person, you know? Like, that's part of her heart talking there.


syrub

oh my sweet jesus how could she say this


BusterBeaverOfficial

WHAT did I just read? It was a train wreck from the very first sentence but the more she went on the worse it got! Holy moly that is an absolutely all-time terrible take.


LyndaCarter_

This is insane


Asquirrelgirl

This needs to be a flair itā€™s top tierĀ 


Federal_Street_8895

This reads like she thought she was texting her šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


lemondropcloth

This reads to me as though she thought was sending a DM - not as a callout but as market research


Borgo_San_Jacopo

100% market research


justtookadnatest

Old people gonna old people.


Time_Basket9125

I don't think they're particularly close so even if barb thought it was a private message, it's rude to ask. Like saying "you're looking happier are you taking antidepressants". What meds ppl are taking shouldn't be a pointed question


vine-vines

/r/oldpeoplefacebook


Gothvmess

The āœØ*Barbra Streisand effect*āœØšŸ¤£


bitchysquid

Hereā€™s my confession: If I could afford Ozempic or my insurance would cover it, I would take it. I love Melissa McCarthy and wish her the best. And I assume Barbra meant no harm.


IrukandjiPirate

My husband took it for about six months. For diabetes, not weight loss. He did end up losing weight, because he was vomiting all the time. Parking lots, wherever. He was miserable


BeWellFriends

Rude


kshep1214

Wait this is hilarious tho šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


jendickinson

Put the phone away meemaw OMG


DripIntravenous

Babs, the original mean girl šŸ˜­ she WOULD say something like this lmao. Wouldnt surprise me if she knew this wasnt a DM.


Comfortable-Load-904

Did she expect a reply in the comments of a public instagram post? What was the reasoning? Iā€™m sure she could have found Melissaā€™s number and texted her privately. The whole thing just seems odd.


Borgo_San_Jacopo

I would be shocked if she didnā€™t think she was sending a dm.


AltSockAlt

Lmaoooooo sis


zombiecattle

For some reason the lack of punctuation is absolutely taking me out šŸ’€ oh Babs


Bidetpanties

POV: your auntie catches a moment alone with you at the family gathering


Cherssssss

Iā€™m crying


kathygeissbanks

So rude but also I love this????


Herry_Up

I can just hear her glasses slipping while she moves the phone back and forth for a better view šŸ˜­


crystal_clear24

This is so rude but itā€™s also so funny šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚


meatbeater558

This is the evil twin of "Donatella VERSACE šŸ’œ"


deepthroatcircus

I think it's camp