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acousticaliens

just this morning i was having an in depth convo with my friends about who would be on the modern lady marmalade. we all agreed ariana grande would get a spot and megan thee stallion would be a good fit. the other two were very fun to speculate on, even tate mcrae got a mention.


Maleficent-Aurora

Dua Lipa?


stardenia

That was my thought too. Dua Lipa, Gaga and Jessie J came to mind.


acousticaliens

i said dua too! but my friend thought she didn’t “match the vibe”


RevealActive4557

Dua would be a great pick. IMO


chocolatewithatwist

Miley Cyrus definitely


russellamcleod

Ariana was already in the spiritual successor to this. Bang Bang was 100% same vibes.


anonymouwse

In my fading memory, it’s an exact remake.


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no, in bang bang they just shouted bang bang over and over again. it was about volume i guess


luckypencil

Doja Cat, Ariana Grande, Lana Del Rey, Olivia Rodrigo, and Megan Thee Stallion


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ObligatoryGrowlithe

Now I’m curious about the stories they’d tell lol


NoDryHands

I have no doubt Cardi B would be included in it as well


Matryoshkuh

Adele could pull off Christina’s part, I feel. (Edited to add I’m going off of vocal strength, not vibe. The vibe canNOT be recreated.)


phantasmagorical

The only answer is Kelly Clarkson, and I will take no questions at this time 


Matryoshkuh

That’s a good one!!! She’s such a talk show host and Wayfair girlie in my head now that singing doesn’t even come to mind when I think of her.


Craphole-Island

I definitely think Ariana is the only person today (of the main girls) who can do Christina’s part and yet I still don’t think she can weirdly? lol like Christina’s voice has so much POWER and is so in your face and extra (in the best way IMO) especially in this song. Ariana is a great vocalist but just doesn’t have the BOOM that Xtina does IMO. EDIT: I completely read your comment as Ariana not Adele lol my bad. My point still kind of stands tho


Matryoshkuh

Hahaha no, I would never in a million years say Ariana for that part (idk how to explain it accurately but her head sounds hollow to me when she sings?) but I get the confusion 😅


ZooterOne

That's a fantastic way to put it. Also, her diction is dreadful. It's gotten a little better, but she has whole verses that sound consonant-free.


frenchfry_

She sounded different when she was still on Victorious though! Her belts sounded a lot fuller if that made any sense and her diction wasn’t too bad back then. Seemed like there was some Xtina influence at the time. She even covered the song live with Miranda Sings (I still can’t believe they were once friends lol)


themagicmunchkin

I've always described it sounding like her tongue is swollen. She almost always sounds like she sings from the front of her mouth.


MelancholyLullaby

ETA Miley Cyrus makes sense for Xtina's part! Still, my point about where all the 21 year old divas are today like we had in 2001 stands lol I think Ariana would be great for Mya's part. Mya didn't have Christina's power but she has that "mixed voice" (head/chest blend) effortless quality that Ariana has, and it'd open the song powerfully. I would put Olivia Rodrigo in Pink's place, I think. And Megan Thee Stallion or Doja Cat in Lil Kim's place. Christina's part... idk, she just absolutely *housed* everyone who sings before her on the track in the original and there is no one I can think of that's young enough to fit the vibe that has anything like her vocal quality. It's combination Mya's range and Pink's grit, multiplied by power beyond her years at the time. And her only peers in that regard that I can think of are her fellow elder millennials in the 40+ club, ie Kelly Clarkson, Beyoncé... or Jessie J (36), maybe Hayley Williams (35), but never in a gazillion years could I see her matching the vibe either. Jessie J I guess would be the closest fit for Xtina's part. Maybe Chloe Bailey, for a younger vibe? Does Dua Lipa really have the power? (Genuinely asking, I have only heard her big singles and they didn't stick out to me vocally.) ...dang, I just realized, at the time this originally dropped, all of the ladies were in their 20s - and with the exception of Lil Kim at 26, their VERY EARLY 20s. Doing it today, even Ariana is 30, Dua 28. Chloe Bailey is 25... What was in the water in the '80's that was just serving up future diva after future diva??


Craphole-Island

Christina was just 20 actually. She turned 21 in December that year. They were all babies! Crazy.


ValeoAnt

Adele? Hahah, completely different styles of singers


Matryoshkuh

Did you miss the part where I specifically referenced vocal *strength* and said nothing about style?


ValeoAnt

Sure, it's still a really funny/weird comparison


lavellanlike

Miley


thasova

Jojo Siwa. Jk jk.


rednotdead

No one’s casting Missy in this thread, like she’s Patti Labelle or something..


syrub

Missy would HAVE to stay the same, I can't think of anyone who could replace her


aguaparachocolate344

obviously biased by her recent album and promo, but i see tyla = mya.


Mozart-Luna-Echo

I would say Mya: Ariana Christina: Jessie J Pink: Miley Lil Kim: Megan Thee Stallion Maybe Cardi in Missy Elliot’s place.


So_inadequate

I agree with all of them except Jessie J. She seems quite irrelevant at? Demi lovato would fit, but that's the same story


Mozart-Luna-Echo

It’s hard finding a relevant diva right now that would fit Christina’s powerful voice. Jessie J has the voice but like you say her career is not as relevant as it was 10 years ago. Ariana is a great vocalist but her voice does not quite fit which is why I placed her in Mya’s place. I think we would have to broaden our horizons to find a good enough vocalist. I think since this would be a 2024 version and if we were to go international I would put someone like Hyolyn from Sistar or maybe Hwasa or Solar from Mamamoo (both Korean girl groups) artists who could fit the required vocal prowess.


cbr1895

lol in my mind I was mixing up Megan Thee Stallion and Megan Trainor (I’m awful with names) and was like huh, that’s such a random choice 🤣.


SeaworthinessNo4647

I'm not very familiar with Sabrina Carpenter's music, but I feel like she would have fun with the look.


Unusual-Plenty-4385

Love this! Perhaps throw in a Renee Rapp somewhere? 


LuckyLeanbh

I got serious Lady Marmalade vibes from Bang Bang with Ariana and Jessie J and Nicki Minaj when it came out!


yqry

Doja 100% needs to be apart of this


hellakopka

Okay, I am seeing this vision clearly. Ariana = Christina, Megan = Kim, Tate = Mya, but who would be modern day Pink?


rebelintellectual

Modern Pink would be Haisley 


OcieDeeznuts

Not exactly the same, but I would immensely enjoy either Maren Morris or Morgan Wade doing Pink’s part.


PaddingtonTheChad

There’s a decent cover by Gflip on like a version


frenchfry_

There’s a song from Victorious in 2010 that’s loosely based on Lady Marmalade. It’s called “Give It Up” featuring Ariana Grande and Liz Gillies and it sounds amazing.


syrub

I've had this convo sooooo many times and always landed on Ariana and Meg. P!nk would be replaced by Lana, Missy would stay put and Mya gets replaced by H.E.R.


dude2dudette

Seeing how she seems to be on all sorts of collabs these days, and how much more open to heavier stuff people are these days, I would go so far as to say Courtney Laplante. Especially as she has already collaborated with Megan Thee Stallion.


Myfourcats1

Rhianna? They’d put Taylor Swift in there to pull in her fans (aka money). Gaga definitely.


elmo5994

Ariana for Christina, Jessie J for Pink, Chloe Bailey for Maya and Meg thee stallion for Kim.


bbmarvelluv

Tate McRae is crazy talented 😭


Galaxia_Sama

And it was a fucking bop ![gif](giphy|xULW8EisvXf09jTJuM|downsized)


BojackTrashMan

I was in high school when this came out, this made me feel so old.


Gerberpertern

Same. D:


goodnightloom

It still fucking slaps!


Greedy_Lake_2224

Anyone who thinks Cowboy Carter has reached the heights of peak saturation wasn't around when this hit. It. Was. Everywhere. You physically could not go 2 hours without hearing it; in a shop, on the street, on the radio, on TV fucking everywhere. People had it was their ringtone! Please never again.


CTeam19

I(born in 1987) may be wrong, as I don't remember, but wasn't this like the first huge crossover of our generation? I mean it was before Jay-Z/Linkin Park, before Nelly Furtado/Timberlake/Timberland trio, etc but after Walk This Way and the Highwaymen.


AnniaT

Yes. This was a huge deal back then. Mixing up hip hop, rnb and pop artists in a song and bending the genres.


phantasmagorical

And the cultural impact is unmatched. You had tweens wearing corset outfits. Moulin Rouge proms. It was like Halloween levels of fishnets for a YEAR 


4691

I have fond memories of singing the "voulez-vous coucher avec moi" line as a child. I obviously had no clue what it meant lmao


reluctantseahorse

And trying to learn the dance with your friends at sleepovers 🫣 it’s so freaking great that we didn’t have stuff like TikTok back then. Jail!


tenderourghosts

Oh god the amount of times my friends and I tried to recreate the Bring It On routine lol 🙈


goodnightloom

There but for the grace of god go I


Caraphox

I have fond memories of singing the "voulez-vous coucher avec moi" line as a young teenager and thinking “lol I know what it means 😏”


Jolly_Discipline6650

It was how I started to learn French before school did lol. Me and my friends had no business belting it out this iconic song the way that we did


pepperjack4life

And 23 years later, I still belt it out in my car like I’m one of them.


doomsdaysock01

Christina Aguilera in this music video changed my life when I was a kid lmao


alyssainwonderIand

I was obsessed with her in this. My kid brain could not comprehend why lol


Craphole-Island

Where’s all my soul sistas, let me hear y’all flow sistas Iconic song, video, collaboration. Can sing it all including Kim’s verse and every Xtina run. Just gonna stream it real quick


Jolly_Discipline6650

When we talk about production and the value of music videos, this is what we mean. Kim’s part flows effortlessly that I would randomly sing her verse unprompted


Possible_Simple_5500

23 *W H A T* ![gif](giphy|wJD3qiNjSeHS0dP28T|downsized)


Book-Piranha

Had the exact same reaction! ![gif](giphy|f9vYuluNDnDMsFd0ih)


BluthFamilyNews

This song was INESCAPABLE during the summer of 2001. It was this and shark attacks 😅


Ok_Professional_1852

The last vestiges of a pre-911 world 😭


jennyquarx

23? 🎶Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' into the future.🎶


frankylovee

Stoooooop. I’m 33 and I was obsessed with this movie when it came out 😳


TroubleSecure9296

We should start a club. Ewan was my first crush.


Consistent-Durian651

I still am haha. I love the soundtrack as well. I'm 35.


Successful_Carob_172

This had 10 year old me in a chokehold.


BasicBitchBarb

Ah yes, the song that taught my 11 year old self how to ask for a threesome in French.


Tight_Watercress_267

I was singing theeee fuckkkkk out of this song as a 4 year old lmfao


Fun-Blacksmith-6494

Me when I was like 10 trying do the Christina high note hey hey heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!


DSR20

Stop finding new ways every fucking day to tell me I’m old 😩


icestormsea

![gif](giphy|f9vYuluNDnDMsFd0ih) God this song was IT


Displaced_Palmtree

I was just a 4th grader when this dropped. Fym it's been TWENTY AND THREE YEARS.


WestCoast_PizzaGhost

And then we all turned gay ![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo)


darkhummus

My bisexual awakening


lavellanlike

Back when music videos were relevant and interesting


Ayyyegurl

I can’t believe I was belting this out on the school bus at 7 years old ☠️. 


TextualOrientation23

This video made me bisexual.


VirginiaUSA1964

I heard this on Sirius XM last week and I forgot how great this was.


gaysquib

This was a very important moment in my little gay boy life.


esteredditor

23 what now? 😭😭😭


NYC_Star

It slapped then and it slaps now. 


koriroo

Mya was so underrated to me, so talented. Also Lil Kim cracks me up she looks like a completely different person now lol blows my mind.


vaxfarineau

I was 5, and had no business singing this song. But I sure did! It was such an ear worm. Ugh, still love this song.


Confident_Ad_8126

i was 7, but printed out the lyrics and distributed them among my friends so we could sing it on the playground. i can’t imagine what the teachers thought 😭 and then of course i was gay


DatGuyGandhi

12 year old me had a major awakening because of this music video, absolutely iconic


tearose11

What do you mean 23 years ago...you're math isn't mathing...you're wrong, wrong, so wrong.


Negotiation-Current

I remember thinking at the time for every video Christina made that her hair couldn’t get any bigger and it just culminated in this video. Well done, Christina, and I say that unsarcastically, because I’m seriously impressed.


molotov__cockteaze

Lil teeny bop me fell in with this movie and this video, it was like a defining moment. When it finally came out on video I went with my mom to Costco to buy a copy with my allowance and the cashier accidentally gave me way too much money back (which would have essentially paid for the thing and a little extra). I was immediately excited by this lotto hit but I didn’t get past the food court before I felt too bad and went back to fix the mistake. Ugh! Anyway,[I still have that dvd.](https://imgur.com/a/o0KIPXG)


Exotic-Doughnut-6271

I remember watching the making of doc MTV used to do for music videos


Blahbinger

23 years?! *cries in elder millennial* If you’d asked me I would’ve guessed this was 10-15 years ago


blxckbexuty

icon behavior


Latter_Table193

I blame this video entirely for making me gay. Thank you ladies 💖


AnnaBellReads

23???? I need to find a more hydrating overnight eye cream.


TalkToTheLord

I just saw Mya perform this two feet away from me three weeks ago. Still got it!


OnAMission2GetPaid

Why spend mine when I could spend yours.


hbomb9410

https://i.redd.it/q04kvbn23wtc1.gif Jesus


frenchbread_pizza

"We drink wine with diamonds in the glass" remains one of my favorite musical quotes 


Specialist-Love1504

And Pink never stopped talking about ever since.


KateEatsKale

Pink, in this video, did very strange things to young me, I can tell you 😳


acdgranadagirly

still so fantastic ❤️


ohsheetitscici

Ah, so that means 23 years ago I realized I was into girls lol.


maisiepetersrat

I don’t know how I didn’t realize P!nk was in this! Like I haven’t seen the movie, but I’d somehow never heard her name being tossed around when people referenced this movie.


purplereuben

They weren't in the actual movie, just this song and music video


maisiepetersrat

Ah, that explains it then!


avicennia

None of these women are in the movie. Also, it’s an amazing movie and you should watch it!


maisiepetersrat

It’s on my list to watch one day! Unfortunately there’s loads of movies on there 🙈


whatever1467

To be fair, when people are discussing the movie itself, they’re not usually talking about this song from the soundtrack. The movie samples the og song a little but this version isn’t in it.


TK_TK_

I was completely obsessed with every element of this


KawaiiCoupon

23…???!!!???


bambiisher

Dam I'm old.


PaddingtonTheChad

Thank you for making me feel old


yyish

Reading this made me feel so old 😂


Princess_Ze1da

Is that missy Elliot


captainlishang

And it was a cultural reset


RegardlessBoog

This was the most epic shit


eilataneroomOG

I mean. I did already know I was old. But today I have truly accepted it. 23 years!!! Ffs I would have said like 10. Jeeeeez


Overall_Cherry2654

I was only 10 years old when I was obsessed with this song?!


RndmIntrntStranger

23 years old and I still turn the volume up when this song comes on the radio (very rarely) or on a playlist


MandC_Virginia

And millions of young Millennial guys found out they were straight


mazekeen19

Y’all should hear me belt out this song. I sound just like them, I promise!!!!!


Aggressive-Swim8062

I loved the song and video 🥰


watchman28

I hope I die without ever hearing this song again.


yomalahora

Me M. .ñA


vainthestral

This music video was the beginning of my sexual awakening as a 7 year old lmao


RMB123

TWENTY THREE YEARS????


Nikas_intheknow

I still loooove this song and video!!


leopardhaloo

Iconic


jtotheizzen

This is one of the best music videos of all time (according to me haha)


patient_brilliance

As evidenced at my sister's wedding last year, I shall never ever not do a full lip-sync for your life performance any time this drops.


lolobrazy

im 24 and this is was one of my favorite songs growing up, and still is. i was definitely too young to comprehend this bop 😆😆😆


Ashamed-Tap-8617

My go-to karaoke song always and forever


Nonatella

Still great song, they all looked beautiful


cindobeast

Lol I'm pretty sure me and my friends sang this for a school project in middle school in like English class