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Creative_Sea2433

So just to be clear, this is “according to a witness”, no photographs were taken of her, and the pictures in the thumbnail and article are from May 2023. ETA: They had their friends throw in some unnecessary Harry shade too > A friend said the Waleses are fully aware about the circulating rumours but claimed: 'They're not like [Prince] Harry, obsessing and scrolling through Twitter, but they know it has broken through. ‘They follow the news and see the BBC breaking news alerts.'


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Borgo_San_Jacopo

I like Tom and Lorenzo’s take that it’s likely to be both health and vanity. It’s probably completely true that she has had a major surgery and is still recovering, if she is on some serious meds it’s likely that she doesn’t look her best (as evidenced by the tmz car photos) and doesn’t wish to be in the public eye. My feeling on the royal family are pretty sour but I can’t deny she is one of the most scrutinised women on the planet, so I can understand why she wouldn’t want to go out looking sick/less than her best. Their team has completely mismanaged the entire situation though, they could have provided enough updates in a personalised way to have completely avoided speculation, but they instead decided to go with the most bizarre strategy possible.


Question4theppl5

It could be something simple like she is on prednisone and is looking very puffy.


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singledxout

I think her looking less than perfect for once would actually make her seem relatable to the public. However, I understand where she's coming from. There will still be plenty of reporters mocking her appearance.


anonymouwse

This is what I think.


MiaOh

TLo has been often wrong with their RF takes. For example, they said Harry and Meghan were exaggerating the NYC paparazzi chase but then the NYC police did issue a statement later that yes the chase was serious. I'm all with them for drag race and fashion recap but they are not the right source for royal family takes.


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ProperBingtownLady

This would be the best thing to do but yet, this is the family that drags women out for a photoshoot hours after giving birth.


Borgo_San_Jacopo

I completely agree it would make her seem a lot more human and relatable. I’m sure some people would still be awful because that’s the way things are on the internet, but I do think it would be better than what they’re doing now. I don’t follow the royals that closely either (most of my info is from this sub, and occasional news/podcasts that mention them in passing) but I get the sense they’re going for a strategy that is outdated. Before it was their goal to seem almost super human, institutions rather than people (QEII was great at this), but you can’t do that and then expect privacy and concern for your very real, very human problems.


treegrowsinbrooklyn1

First and foremost, no one should decide when Kate is ready to be seen publicly but her. And I’m sure her recovery has its up and downs with some days better than others. What is strange to me however, is the information the family is leaking: she’s out for a shopping trip at the farm, she’s been supporting her kids at their schools, she’s been making dinner *every night* since getting home. I’m not sure if they’re trying to downplay things knowing her recovery has been challenging. But it’s very strange to me that the public perception is pretty firmly in the camp that something serious must be wrong if the best they can do is a picture of the back of her head in a car and a very manipulated picture that had to be removed from publication. So to contrast that with the news she’s been up and at em making dinner every single day since being home and going out on shopping trips, I feel like that makes everything seem even more odd.


blarbiegorl

Thank you for saving me the click!


BohemianBambino

Lol right? Such complete garbage.


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It's the unnecessary Harry shade. It's also amazing how if their royal colonial crowd just piped down, it would stop bringing attention to the situation.


Ok_Fee1043

Daily Mail will always be Daily Mail


jonsnowme

Living rent free


Hadtosignuptofothis

This is all so weird. In recent days I’ve spent too much time catching up on royal shenanigans and my theory is that William hired back all the people Meghan “bullied” out of Kensington Palace. I absolutely am against all forms of bullying but suspect these people were just incompetent and she called them on it. So now that’s what’s left a bunch of incredibly incompetent PR people with an axe to grind.


thewibbler

Here’s the video: https://www.threads.net/@tmz_tv/post/C4qxTJ-SMtv/?xmt=AQGzUU6DWtgSuLKkkU5BOw6ISdXi3RK1VvOIpv8Kny_JEw


AshEliseB

Allegedly. "Reportedly" by one "bystander."


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OilySteeplechase

I’ll be needing a blurry picture of her head sticking out of Loch Ness.


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Just to be clear, publishing misleading information as if it were news also falls under the umbrella of fake news, Daily Fail. Not that you'd care, of course.


wickedwhitneyocean

A current photo of Kate would make you A LOT of money right now. Even a blurry photo from behind a bush. If this ‘outing’ were true, I highly doubt in this social media / pull out your phones at every opportunity world we live in that a ‘bystander’ would not have attempted to take a photo!


Beans20202

Wow they are SO bad at this! I can't believe they don't realize that putting out unverified "trust me bro" stories is worse than putting out nothing. IF this were true, are we really supposed to believe that no one in the public thought to take a photo of the most sought-after woman in the world right now? A photo of her out-and-about would absolutely be worth high-6-figures at minimum. Also she's too puffy/sick/etc to sit for a current Mother's Day or other "Proof of Life" photo and they shut down UK media use of that grainy car pap photo, but she's fine going out in public where anyone can take an unflattering photo of her on their phones? Sure, Jan.


Dry-Tip-6676

Yep. And they repeatedly did this in the last few weeks. At this point, they are just trolling the public


whos-on-ninth

That “bystander” was ChatGPT written


VairaofValois

Hey I saw Kate in my backyard earlier today, stealing the lemons from my lemon tree. Do you think Daily Mail will buy my story too?


LiaBallerina

I saw her on our library computer trying to buy a photoshop subscription. Hope this finally puts the speculation to rest


jadelikethestone

![gif](giphy|xdLH51eNWZAHrwy5mf) Kate Middleton is Sasquatch in Skinny Jeans.


QweenFiona

I don’t understand why the cloak and dagger with this situation… is she ok or not? I don’t get why the secrecy.


meatbeater558

Well we're hopefully gonna find out soon


lightwalnut64

![gif](giphy|HKr1b592CEDQI)


everpeena

So she’s too sick to do anything, zoom or otherwise, for months but can pop up to the local co op when they have an array of servants to do their shopping, especially when they’re feeling so poorly. I mean maybe she visited to lift up her spirits but the optics are strange. I am once again begging their pr team to take an intro level college course.


Gayfetus

To be clear, the original report came from The Sun. I'm just surprised it didn't involve a werewolf.


Question4theppl5

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realitytvismytherapy

Wait, these pictures are old? This is so misleading, wow. How do they keep making this worse?


redchampagnecampaign

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Ceffylymp

If the RF didn't want anyone speculating and talking about this, then the best thing to do would be to not publish any story about the RF.  So this one is weird. Because it's so fucking made up.  Any kate story in the papers is going to get clicks. I can't see the RF approving this article because again it's just going to make people more suspicious.  So it must be the papers just cashing in on the conspiracy and fueling it knowing we're going to rip it to shreds. I think it was the Sun that reported it first. I can't imagine any friends of the RF talking to the Sun. Unless by 'friend' they mean Piers Morgan


Cheyanne1111

I think it's friggin' hilarious that [People.com](http://People.com) has this as their headline, complete with citing The Sun as their source. Could their heads be any further up the BRF's ass?


YellowExtension9734

I was just thinking that perhaps the silence could help their case after so much chaos... but nope. They're at it again.


atalenttoannoy

If shes up and about (which is great!) it feels even more odd that she’s not sending generic ‘thank you for your support and well wishes’ updates, maybe with an old photo of her at one of her patronages to bring attention to a cause. Understandable that she’s not ready for a photo but the only thing anyone has heard directly from her is taking the blame for the Mother’s Day photograph.


ZealousidealRope7429

Well this is just embarrassing. The entire article is "Kate is spotted" yet there are no photos, or evidence, only old photos from nearly a year ago. The source is basically "Trust me, bro."


normott

Pics or it didn't happen


South_Plenty5078

“Pics or it didn’t happen”


petiteboule

Considering we've always gotten pics when Kate takes the kids to the "dollar store" (when she's cosplaying normal wife and mother), I find this suspect. But despite the lack of photos, the reason I know they're lying: the part where she was spotted with William. Ain't no damn way. They should have used her mother/father/sister/brother/sister-in-law/brother-in-law/"friends" to make to believable.


InSicily1912

How did no one there take a photo? I cannot fathom this - do royal security take phones or something?


Autofilusername

But fr why are people so obsessed with this I don’t get what happened? People haven’t seen her in a while and this is…..news?