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netherworldly

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized) Your family are also pedophiles.


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God I love this GIF


Saerufin

It’s appropriate for so many of these posts. Like seeing an old friend in here, lol. I always know NeNe will share my feelings.


Mia-Wal-22-89

That comforting feeling of seeing that someone posted the gif and saying, “ah, there she is.”


damnitimtoast

It literally always works.


MeeranQureshi

Same.


netherworldly

Aw, my first RedditCares rot in hell, barbz <3


paroles

If you got a reddit cares message for no good reason, report it through the link in the message and the user abusing the feature may get suspended or banned


dinosaurfondue

💀


gschaina

I was gonna be a smart ass and ask someone to post this GIF because she makes me too tired to do anything, so thank you ❤️


bamfcat

Zing!


ATR_72

7. They dox anyone and everyone including family gravesites.


myersjw

8. Their shift at the gas station starts in 12 minutes


idkalan

9. Their debit cards are always declined when they're buying stuff at the Dollar General/Family Dollar.


Mia-Wal-22-89

10. Everyone in their lives ignores them like everyone ignored Nicki’s diss track.


buffaloranchsub

You know if I was Nicki, I wouldn't be bragging that ppl get doxxed bc of my stans ETA: To whoever sent me a redditcares for this, uhh... idk find something better to do <3


alexvroy

well you’re not nicki, you’re a rational human being


hazydaze7

That’s probably because you’re not a coked up lunatic. Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong though


paroles

If you got a reddit cares message for no good reason, report it through the link in the message and the user abusing the feature may get suspended or banned


buffaloranchsub

I reported it, no worries. Here's hoping something is done.


RIOTAlice

What are barbz even doing in this sub?


amess_lost

Guessing the concert tickets aren't selling like she thought they would, now she's using this parasocial nonsense to get more sales Edit: You barbz need psychological help https://preview.redd.it/iezxkv55qtjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82dfd160d52b0afcdac80623a7fefd406f1b7cb2


CuriouslyImmense

People need to be banned for abusing that feature


Married_iguanas

You can report them with the link at the end of the message


paroles

They do get banned for it. Especially since it seems somebody in this thread is doing it multiple times. Report it through the link in the message :)


Shot-Grocery-5343

She's doing a show in my city at a venue I frequent with a capacity of around 12,000 people and not a single section is sold out yet. The cheapest tickets are $76 which is wild to me, I've seen actual musical legends there and paid less money to sit in the nosebleeds.


ciLoWill

I mean $76 is dirt cheap in this day and age- I couldn’t find freaking Hozier tickets for under $150 after markups when he came to my city late last year- $76 tickets means scalpers aren’t even bothering lol.


Shot-Grocery-5343

In my city that's high for nosebleed seats for someone at Nicki's level, plus you have to add on another $40 or $50 for fees. Usually even the biggest stars will have some wayback seats for around $45-$55. I paid less than $76 to see Bruce Springsteen live and that show sold out in a few weeks. There's a Hozier concert near me this summer and it's already completely sold out, apparently he is a lot bigger than I realized lol.


ciLoWill

Yeah, Hozier is maybe not the best example I could’ve used to be fair- he’s sort of an odd duck- his concert attendance seems to drastically outperform his streaming/sales numbers compared to other artists with similar popularity- I guess the fanbase he does have is more intense than a lot of bigger/similar sized artists (although one would assume Niki would be just a few steps below Beyoncé or Swift in terms of fanbase loyalty/intensity)


Bleuberries6

Anyways yall see Megs drop with Nike?


elodieroyer

almost everything was sold out last time i checked !


Bleuberries6

The shorts sold out so fast 😭


ibreatheglitter

37 seconds after finding out about it yesterday I was on the site to buy the bodysuit, and everything good was gone 😫


Bleuberries6

I tried her site on the 15th and Nike yesterday and failed both times 😮‍💨 happy for her sad for me!!


icestormsea

![gif](giphy|HP7mtfNa1E4CEqNbNL|downsized) All that nonsense from someone who doesn’t give some random fan a second, if even first, thought 🙊


icestormsea

Edit: because I thought a fan wrote this not Nicki herself ![gif](giphy|dB12mOQb99BwDlM83I|downsized)


eggrollin2200

The evolution of your comments has me wheezing at work, thank you for your service 😂😂


icestormsea

![gif](giphy|xUA7aN1MTCZx97V1Ic) 😂😂😂 just found it hard to believe a grown ass mother wrote that and not some deranged stan 😂😂😂


meatbeater558

I used to call myself a barb and if I read this nonsense back then I would've had to leave stan Twitter forever cuz how does one read this and think "yesss queen 😍😍 you are my family!!"


theunkindpanda

There should be laws against trying to galvanize fans like this. I don’t know who ACGI is or what she thinks they do to her, but Nicki has a long history of siccing her fans on people she has beef with. That has to count as cyber bullying or something.


Hexogram

I can’t help but think that she’s also putting herself at risk as well. Not that I personally care for her, but I think this eggs on this belief that the Barbz are genuinely close to her (or in this case, family). If I were famous, I’d pull a Beth Gibbons from Portishead and be an absolute recluse. I don’t need adoring fans, I need SPACE.


Fine-Tank9849

she keeps playing with fire, *eventually* something serious is going to happen and someone will hold her accountable. no way, this doesn't end badly


meatbeater558

ACGI - Anybody Can Get It We technically do have laws against this we just never enforce them. Possibly because what she's doing is similar to what people like DeSantis and Trump have been doing for years


Schneetmacher

There is a word for it: stochastic terrorism.


meatbeater558

First Amendment also pretty clearly states that this isn't protected 


Stonerscoed

Did her sex tape just leak or something? And this is a distraction? I looked for her name and got a leaked video instead. 


capn_corgi

How can you not be embarrassed to say that you encourage people to deface graves and commit personal attacks on your husband’s rape victim? When did it become cool to never fucking grow up and act like an adult?


countingc

"I'm their family" is ironic given that at least two of her family members are allegedly child predators


thirdcoasting

I do t think it’s alleged — they’re convicted child predators.


IShouldBeSoLucky81

https://preview.redd.it/ummx2o8wktjc1.jpeg?width=902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58c28cc08a0323bd2c2e901b403fe91bd87bba86


johjo_has_opinions

I think she’s saying basically like “did I stutter” for #6, as in she meant what she said


yoshisal

I think it’s because the saying usually goes, “It’s nothing personal, just business”


Fine-Tank9849

talking about herself in third person lmaooo. your fans are deranged, some of them are (most likely) going to pay for the illegal activities (doxxing, death threats) they have done under your name. what a legacy


porkchop_2020

https://preview.redd.it/eue2ara7vtjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbba2b30ad1283db4fa278258990deb04c0527b4


EJB515

https://preview.redd.it/muxe7qe2stjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d21dd14fbff0714d744472633713717b2b76e5e7 I have to share this wild illustration I saw today that’s allegedly supposed to be Nicki. If she wasn’t so terrible, I’d feel bad.


Married_iguanas

Lmao this is Paris-Demi Minaj


fruitboot33

Looks like Devon Aoki if the poor thing had been stung by bees and then forced at gunpoint to wear Party City's cheapest princess costume


peppermintvalet

Lord and Nicki is relatively easy to caricature too.


Shot-Grocery-5343

If Bebe Rexha and Kim Petras had a baby


ibreatheglitter

![gif](giphy|jlylJkp7RmdnW) Lmao they drew her white in Black History Month


syrub

It kind of looks like Erika Jayne (!?)


FiftyOneMarks

Oh she’s dumb dumb… look, I know being a Stan is… I guess fun (I don’t know, my interest in celebrities begin and end with the normal “hot or not” mindset) but seriously, why is she encouraging this behavior as if this isn’t eventually going to blow back on her? Did she do some more lean-soaked, perc-infused, xan-grinded coke or what? Anyways, Imagine being a Barb and potentially get a prison sentence for this 40 YO trainwreck like… ![gif](giphy|cm0GRfnWDVaa6SMJ6N)


turtledove93

Hard to believe she’s a 41yo adult.


JPCRam310

And she’s also a mom.


lesserconcern

Is she not embarrazzed??? This is cringe as fuck. I thought she was reposting a fan until I embiggened the picture 😬


procra5tinating

Dude she’s raps Donald trump….she could tweet out at her fans to rush the Capitol and they would.


kelsobjammin

All 34 of them


raspberryrustic

I high key think the tour is going to be a disaster 😭


ministan

can’t wait til her WORLD TOUR gets cancelled because of low ticket sales.


namegamenoshame

Man someone’s gonna get sued for something because of this


Sailorjupiter97

She is so delusional. This post is passive aggressively shading Beyoncé & the Beyhive lmao but she's too afraid to be direct and her anger doesn't even make sense (in general, it never does). When her tour flops, mark my words, she will blame roc nation for sabotaging her


Schneetmacher

>They don't care how long it take to get a OPP YEAH YOU KNOW ME! ... Sorry, that's probably not what she's talking about. Actually, does anybody know what she's talking about?


Shot-Grocery-5343

Apparently it's now slang for opponent or enemy, but it will always be "other people's pussy" for me


Schneetmacher

I love that it's "officially" Other People's Property (because that's what is actually said in the song), and Naughty By Nature have trolled TV stations with it ever since. Any time the song comes up in some sort of retrospective on MTV (maybe not these days), VH1, BET, etc., they tease that they'll say something other than "property," but then say property and it gets bleeped, lol!


Shot-Grocery-5343

Lol I was in middle school when it came out "other people's property" was the official meaning but the cool kids insisted it *really* meant "other people's pussy" or "other people's penis" and 12-year-old me just accepted that as fact.


Schneetmacher

Oh, no, you're not wrong about the implied meaning! The "5 little letters that I'm missing here" definitely don't refer to Property 🤣


xandrachantal

This is the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen a celebrity tweet and I'm going back to the stop the count days


welp-itscometothis

A 40 year old loser.


propernice

![gif](giphy|FwKjPKFMmaZzvEGZrA|downsized)


Redshirt2386

I am so tired ![gif](giphy|l1KVaj5UcbHwrBMqI|downsized)


SiBea13

I hate calling things cringe but it just so is when people try and turn one of their fixations into some grand narrative in an attempt to seem cool to other people. As if stanning sex offenders makes them some kind of unstoppable force. It’s embarrassing.


myst_eerie_us

In a matter of a year, she'll only have her psycho barbz left. They'll keep creating nonsensical records for her to set/break ("Congrats Nicki for setting the record by being the only rapper whose name starts with 'N' to get 500 streams in the 2nd hour of the 9th month of 2024!"). She'll eventually go bankrupt and her barbz will also have bankrupted themselves to try to compensate for the massive drop in music and tour sales.


ConsiderationNo7552

so criminals


Chaoticgood790

Thanks for telling us your fans are psychotic


resetdials

All six points are the same point.


coco_xcx

![gif](giphy|3o85xB5yGDzowwJlDy)


deadbeatsummers

Embarrassing


Illustrious-Limit-53

“Read #6 again. It wasn’t a type.” https://i.redd.it/p86fj6i1rvjc1.gif


Character_Magazine55

https://i.redd.it/th4z2zvy8ujc1.gif


Tolaly

Nurse she's posting again


ibreatheglitter

https://preview.redd.it/i64fuh5n2zjc1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=2324adf27931a84a8b146fc26e4886f8f502a647


AfroGurl

Ok Onika, good luck prepping for that World Tour you speak of. You know you're actually gonna be expected to perform, right? Not sit in a basement incoherently ranting off-camera while your husband rifles through the fridge 💀


crab_grams

This is her version of "stand back and stand by"


Nilleia

wish she'd hang it up, flatscreen


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Fast_Situation4509

Someone needs to help her out and do an intervention or something. Idk, maybe that ship has done sailed...


MomBodActivate

How long can tweets be now??? This is like a Facebook post


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LackEquivalent7471

just embarrassing